Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Poo, I wanted that post.


Megane: GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK!!

Mendo: Forget it. That's lost money now...

Megane: Easy for you say. You're rich.

Kroptik: He's not that rich...

Megane: But you're a prince!

Kroptik: Oh, right, I forgot.

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Dont be silly,lum,i just...took you...away...because...

Lum:Are ya feeling ok,darling?

Ataru:Yeah,well,i just wanted ya to be all pretty when the guys kiss you (ataru pretends to be calm but he cannot hide a small tear in his eye) now lets get ya all dressed as i made a deal with some other guys that want to take ya on a date

Lum:darling,why you doin this?

Ataru:Dont worry,this is a win-win situation,i will make sure to reward ya when this is over

[Kroptik]

Lum: Darling, why can't we have a date instead?

Ataru: I already spent the money on... err...stuff, so you'll have to do it.

Lum: I refuse. We're suppose to be a married couple. I won't date other people.

* Just then, a weird UFO appears above their heads from nothingness, and beams up Lum and Ataru into a sealed chamber *

Ataru: HEY! Is this some kind of a joke, Lum??

Lum: I'm not responsible, Darling. And I don't see an exit anywhere...
* She looks around, but there seems to be no way out at all. Then she looks at Ataru *
What exactly did you say you spend the money on??

Ataru: That isn't important right now Lum. We need to get out of here...

Lum *sly look*: Come on, DArling, tell me. I won't hurt...much.

Atary: HHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!

* Meanwhile in the roof of Tomobiki High, the stormtroopers and Mendo are still discussing a way to get back their money, or to have their deal done *

Kroptik: Can't you guys get over it? It was only 5000 yen... I bet you guys payed 1000 each only...

Megane: But that's my entire allowance... Now I can't buy what else I want...

Cata: C'mon guys, stop whining. Besides...
* However, before she can end the sentence, the same ship that abducted Lum and Ataru appears over them, and beams up Kroptik and Cata (Watashi and Dark had already left). In the ship, they see Ataru getting a high voltage shock therapy by Lum *

Kroptik: Guys??

Lum: Hi Kroptik-kun, Cata-chan. You think you can help us out of here da'tcha??

Kroptik: I'll see what I can do...

Ataru: Cata-chan, save me. *hugs her* She wants to kill me.

Cata: Get off me, you hentai.

Lum: Darling no baka!

* While Ataru gets beat up by Lum and Cata, Kroptik makes a hole in the room's wall, allowing access to a corridor *

Kroptik: You girls done?? Because we need to find out what's going on here.

[Vernamon]

Vernamon: hahahahahaha!!!!! now that your all here Ataru my darling wear this it will protect you just make sure you don't ever take it off ok.

Ataru looking a little shocked reluctantly went over to Vernamon and started to grab for the armor.

Lum: DARLING!!!!!!!!

Lum starts to shock Ataru when Vernamon steps out in front of the shock and absorbs it all up.

Vernamon: You can never hope to defeat me I'm practically a goddess wearing this armor here and with my two longswords. BARBANE!!! Vernamon calls out. Then suddenly a large grizzly bear comes running out.

Everyone: w...w...wh...what is that thing doing here!?

Vernamon: Hey Barbane wanna play with my friends for a bit? Oh yes just to make sure you all better be careful he can be a bit rough. Dontcha my sweetie?

Barbane: nodes hoping to get something to eat.

Vernamon then takes Ataru forcefully to another room on the ship and locks the door shut.

Ataru: What are we going to do?

Vernamon: You'll see. I've been watching you for sometime now and I like that in a man. she teasingly growls.

[Kroptik]

* Meanwhile, Barbane is already beaten up *

Kroptik: That was insanely easy...

Cata: Not even good for a warm-up.

Lum: We need to go save Darling da'tcha.

Cata: We do??..

Kroptik: OK, let's see how well this queen can resist our attacks. Let us handle this Lum, it seems your lightning doesn't work on her.

Lum: And you guys think you can do anything??

Cata: You bet on it. After all, a valkyrie never gives up.

* They follow Vernamon through the door and reach a room...with 10 more doors *

Cata: Now where do we go??

Edit: Mistyped "valkyrie" :@

[alumxander]

(Just then the ship begin to fall)

Cata:What the hell?

(Lum grab cata and kroptik so they dont crash,they break the 10 doors to find ataru)

Kroptik:hey,moroboshi

Cata:look gang,ataru is sleeping and vernamon is unconcious

(After they escape they dont notice that i was also in the ship,i jump in my jet)

Alumxander:that vernamon wasnt a big deal once i found her weakness,but i had to beat her before she killed cata and the birdboy

[Kroptik]

* Back in safe land, Kroptik lands Cata and Vernamon, while Lum drops Ataru, waking him up *

Ataru: ???  What happened?

Lum: Darling, you're OK. * she hugs him *

Kroptik: The ship crashed. How did she put you to sleep??

Ataru: No idea... I don't remember anything after she took me.

Cata: By the way, what are we going to do with her?? * she points at Vernamon * Why did you bring her anyway??

Kroptik: Sorry, was instinctive. :@

Lum: Still, how did she fall unconscious??
Cata: Maybe there was someone else on the ship.

* Alumxander lands near them *

Alumxander: It was I that did it. I found her one and only weakness in order to help you, my dear valkyrie.

Cata: Eerr... thanks....

Kroptik: So you say she has only one weakness. Can you tell us?

Alumxander: Ah, wouldn't you like to know. Well, I'll tell you, but I have a price.

Kroptik: Name it. I have money...

Alumxander: It is not money I seek, birdboy. What I want is a taste of the valkyrie's lips.

Cata:

* Meanwhile, Lum is hug-shocking Ataru, but no one is paying attention *

[cata]

Cata: You want my lips huh? Well you can't have them. We don't need your help, anyway.

Kroptik: Who needs some help here is you.

Ataru (in the back): AND ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Alumxander: Is that so?

Cata: Yes. We can defeat her without you interfering.

Kroptik: How can you be alive?

Alumxander: Long story.

[Kroptik]

Cherry: T'is fate.

* He get's a mallet in the head by everyone around *

Lum: Can you stop doing that please?

Cherry: Sorry, it's a bad hobby, I need a new one...

Kroptik: Anyway, what is fate?

Cherry: T'is fate that he would return once again to face you two.

Alumxander: And I'm sure it's fate that I will be victorious over them this time.

Cherry: Actually, you will get a worse beating then last time...

Alumxander: 8|

Cata/Kroptik: Don't mind if we do.

* Kroptik and Cata process to tear Alumxander apart... AGAIN *

Kroptik: See ya next time.

Cata: I wish there wasn't a next time. It's getting too easy.

Lum: Shouldn't we wake Vernamon?

Ataru: I'll do it... with a kiss * gets shocked by Lum again *

[cata]

Vernamon (wakes up scared): N-n-n-no kisses!

Lum: No kisses? Why? ???

Kroptik: It seems that you are afraid of being kissed. >

Vernamon (nervous): Don't be silly! The thing is... aaaah... I have a... boyfriend... Yeah! That's right! I have a boyfriend. :*)

Cata: Really? What is his name?

Vernamon: ... Mind your own business!

Kroptik: Looks like we have hit a nerve.

Cherry: Sadame ja (T'is fate)

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: I think we should let Vernamon choose his own weakness...

Just remember that although you have one weakness only, you're dealing with forces you've never seen before (us ), so don't except the "one weakness" factor to help you.

[Vernamon]

*offtopic* that may be and that boyfriend I already have the one in mind that i've been using so i'll introduce him sometime*

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Well then, in that case, be our guest.

Why not make him the one that comes pick you up?

[cata]

Offtopic: I didn't write that Vernamon's weakness was kissing or something like that.

[Cosmic King]

*2 days later,cata is summoned to the moon*

Cosmic:Welcome,cata

Cata:What is it ya wanted to see me?

Cosmic:I summoned you because i wanted to test how strong a valkyrie you are,hope you dont mind a battle

Cata:Bring it on,i am always ready (she draws out her sword)

*Her speed allows her to scratch Cosmic right cheek*

Cosmic:Interesting (licks his own blood then spits it) i wont hold back as Darkdevil or Alumxander

*Cata is gonna deliver another slash but Cosmic evades it and sends an uppercut to her jaw then kicks her inda face 12 times*