Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

The warriors who fought battles ones against others have united to battle an enemy in common.

And that made their friendship even stronger.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: That is very true, Miss Cata.

In the high tops of the clouds, at the gates of Heaven, an angel guards it.
Angel: You may pass.
A girl with dark grey hair passes the golden gate.
She sees a bright light.
Light: Step forward.
Girl: I'm at your command, my honorable master.
Light: I want you to kill... (The girl was distracted by the colorful clouds around the light) PAY ATTENTION!
Girl: Ya, ya, just get to the point.
Light: You should treat me with more better, because I'm your creator!
Girl: Ok, ok, daddy, who do I've got to kill this time.
Light: I want you to kill The one who has and ...
Girl: You want to me to kill your brother, so I'm off.
The girl leaves.
Light: She'll be the end of me.

At Tomoboki
The girl arrives at the midle of the street
Girl: Finnally, I've arrived. Now, where is he?
Dark: Gain way!
Dark was running in the girl's direction, so she assumed battle position. Dark jumps, transnforms into a small white mouse and entered in girl's clothing.
Girl: Hey! get out of there you pervert!
Dark: Please, hide me.
Girl: Wha...
Caroline (surrounded by a flaming aurora): WHERE ARE YOU, YOU UNFAITHFUL BASTARDS!
Caroline passes by the girl and Dark and and goes around the corner. Dark gets out and turns himself in back into his human form.
Dark (Holding her hand): Arigato, you saved my life. What is the name of the one who saved my life, Miss.
Girl (thinking): It's better not to lie. (speaking) My, name is Watashi.

[Cosmic King]

Dark:So yer name is watashi,kinda odd but i am in eternal debt with you and (a group of cats appear all of sudden distracting watashi) hey,i am over here

Watashi:Sorry,i get distracted a lot,was that angry girl your girlfriend?

Dark:Yep,lately she has been gettin mad at me a lot,i cant help myself that i love women and they love me too  :D)

Watashi:(thinking) maybe this is the one Nameless One wants me to kill,i better do it quickly while he is distracted (she draws out a small dagger but just then a thief grabs her from the throat and points her wit a gun)

Thief:Gimme yer damn money or i kill ya,mother-sucker

Dark:You shouldnt treat girls like that,mortal

*Dark spits a huge needle that once enters da theif body,melts him*

Dark:Now it was my time to repay u for saving me,you can hide yer dagger and stop working for the Nameless One

Watashi:T-thank you (thinking) even when he apparentñy knew i was gonna kill him,he still forgives my life,maybe i should reconsider my mission

*Meanwhile Cata is at her south american villa,sleeping after a long long day,she begins to dream she is at one garden when an armored man arrives*

??:Cata...cata....the time has come for you...to accept...destiny

Cata:Who are you?

??:That doesnt matter now,child,soon i shall come for you to embrace chaos which is yer birthright

Cata:Look,mister,i dont get what you are telling me and...(cata notices that the garden now is full of the corpses of Lum,Ataru,UY characters,valkyries and the other warriors) what does this mean?

??:Very soon what you see here will be reality,very soon this world will drown in its blood (the corpses arise)

Corpse Lum:Why cata? we tought you were our friend.....you have robbed us from our peace

Cata:NOOOO!!!

*Cata wakes up,it was just a nightmare,a pretty bad one,da next day she goes to Japan as she was invited to Jataru party at Tomobiki High backyard*

Jataru:Glad you could arrive,Miss Cata,the party couldnt be complete without you



Cata:I see,happy birthday,jataru-kun (hugs him) so,who made the cake this time?

Jataru:Well,ran got sick so Lum had to bake it,dont worry it isnt all full of spice,most of the gang had to supervise what ingredients she would have 2 use

Cata:Phew,thanks for dat,last time i ate lum food,i got amnesia and...

Lum:Hey,my food isnt that bad 

Cata/Jataru:Uh oh,we were refering Agnes Lum food,hehehe

Lum:Ok  (leaves)

Kroptik:Hey,jataru,when is the buffet arriving?

Jataru:It arrived already but ya better grab food right now before the uy gang finishes it all



*It turns to be quite a jolly good day*

[cata]

Cata: Itadakimasu! (Cata starts do dig in all the food that she can grab)

Sakura: Hey, young girl?

Cata (with her mouth full of food): Who, me? Do you want a little bit?

Sakura: No, thank you. Can't you be more polite when you're eating? Besides, look at your apetite. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Cata (still with her mouth full): Look who's talking... Well I'm sorry for my behavior but the food is so good that I can't think about anything else.

Lum: Thank you, Cata-chan!

Cherry: I feel something strange.

Lum: Hey! Cata liked the food.

Sakura: You're feeling it, too?

Lum: You too Sakura? Mou...!

Cherry: She knows something that we don't know.

Lum: No I don't.

Sakura: It's not you Lum. It's her (pointing to Cata). So, young girl, are you going to tell us peacefully?

Cata: Well my name is Cata. And I don't know what you're talking about.

Cherry (aproaches to Cata): Are you sure?

Cata (scared): Kyaaaaa! Get your scared face of me! (Kicks Cherry's face).

Sakura: Calm down. Let's go to a place more private. Let's go to the kitchen.

***Sakura and Cata go to the kitchen, drink some tea and Cata begins to speak.***

Cata: Ok. Here it goes. I had this dream... (Cata tells the whole dream to Sakura)

Sakura: I see...

Cata: That's all you have to say?

[Cosmic King]

Sakura:I am afraid so,cata,i apologize for dat but we will get to the bottom of this

Cata:Gee,thanks

*After the party,Lum and Ataru are walking alone when unknown to them a mist covers them,next day at school*

Onsen-sensei:Ok,boys,lets continue our studies,Lum,please be a dear and read page 76

Lum:Ok,sensei



*As Lum reads,she notices that some kind of uknown demons are trying to devour ataru and he isnt even looking*

Lum:DARLING,LOOK OUT!! (sends one of her lightnings,it only shocks ataru)

Ataru:What the hell r ya doin,lum? i wasnt girl hunting

Lum:B-but i saw a monster trying to eat you,darling

Ataru:Yeah,right  (the stormtroopers attack ataru for yellin at Lum)

Lum:But it is true,darling,lemme try to explain it to you (thinks) ah,i got it



Maybe it is because you have the IQ of a rock

Mendo:That would be an insult to a rock IQ

Megane:True

Ataru:Are you saying i am stupid? (leaves all angry)

Lum:No,wait,darling,i didnt meant to say that,it is as if someone was putting words in my mouth,wait 

[Vernamon]

*sounds like its going to be very good I don't dare ruin it*

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: You wont ruin it at all,vernamon,show us what you can do 

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: indeed
Posted on: 10-09-2007, 18:26:00Dark: If she says you're an idiot, she's right.
Lum: Dark.
Ataru: Where's Caroline? And who is this cuty? (starts hugging Watashi)
Dark: She is Miss Watashi. (Watashi starts torturing Ataru) And she came to Tomoboki to kill me.
Lum: To kill you?
Everyone starts laughing.

[watashi]

the sky darkens and a shadow appears, a girl appears
girl: who has called me?
watashi: nobody [starts getting nervous] NO ONE GO AWAY!!!!
girl: what is your name?
dark: she is miss watashi
girl: ?? watashi?? what?!! that CANT be!!

[Kroptik]

Falling: Do you mind leaving?? I'm trying to run a class here...

Random girl: Sorry sensei. :@

Watashi: Well I'm not. Where's Dark??

Lum: He's here, but why are you looking for him??

Watashi: For revenge. He killed my brother!

Everyone: What?!?!

Dark: But I'm innocent....

[DarkDevil]

Dark: I'm always innocent.
Cherry: It is fate.
Dark: Stay out of this! (to Watashi, while checking his agenda) When was it?

[Vernamon]

A strange girl walks in carrying two longwords and dressed in very sexy battle gear. Looks over everyone and spots Ataru.
Strange girl: ATARU THERE YOU ARE!!!
Ataru looks over and drools coming closer to the strange girl: Yes?
Strange girl: Ataru You will be mine. I'm taking you away from that witch called Lum. My name is Vernamon Rakashi Demon Slayer. No one can kill me and I only have one weakness can you find it?
Lum: HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY DARLING!!!! Lum screams and shocks Vernamon.
Vernamon laughing hysterically: See even your lightning attacks can't hit me.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Do you really pretend to play as a woman?

[cata]

Off topic: What is your problem if he wants to play as a woman? You don't even play as a man or woman!

Back to topic:

Cata: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! :D

Vernamon: Who's there? ???

Cata (entering the classroom): Cata, the Valkyrie. Sorry for taking too long to get in here. I was busy.

Ataru (grabing, speaking and looking at Vernamon): Sure you can take me! Let's go to some place where we can be just the two of us.  :9

Lum: Enough of this! (shock. A BIG SHOCK) I won't let you take Darling away from me! 

Cata: Lum calm down. Vernamon are you stupid or what?

Vernamon: Watch your mouth. You don't know with who you're talking.

Cata: Neither you. Why would someone like you take someone like him (points to Ataru)?

Chibi: The teacher is coming!

Ataru: Vernamon sit next to me! :9

Lum: Darling! (Shocks Ataru)

***Vernamon touch Ataru's arm and Lum's electricity atacks don't affect Ataru anymore.***

Vernamon: I warned you. :*)

Lum: Masaka! ( It can't be!)

Chibi: The teacher is here! The teacher is here!

***Everyone sits and shut their mouths. Onsen-Mark enters in the classroom.***

Onsen-Mark: Good morning class. We will start this school year with the presentation of the new students. You, can start (looking at Cata).  :/

Cata: M-m-m-me?  :?

Onsen-Mark: No. My gramma! Of course it is you!

Cata: Ok ok. Chill out sensei! Well, I'm Cata and I'm a Valkyrie. :*)

Onsen-Mark: Thank you. Who wants to be next? :/

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I'm a male cat.
Dark: What do you mean by that, Sensei?
Onsen-Mark: I mean... Hey! (points to Dark) You don't belong here.
Dark: Nor her. (pointing Vernamon).