Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

Hello,lumaholics,thanks to some comments of cata,i decided to bring back the old "death match" topic but with a new name,as some of the people already know,this is topic where we will beat each other uy forum member,some of us wont participate,some will have to clean back their weapons,what matters is that we have fun.

Now,a little history,in the original deathmatch we couldnt have a real final battle as i suddenly started a pseudo-fic regarding kroptik and kurama,from that point onward the fanfiction became deathmatch's signature

Well,lets hope the new wave of lumaholics (cata,janus,shutaro,etc.) join da carnage as there wont be any rules at all

Have fun >

[SandStorm]

one sluggish wave of dust and sand, blasting every runes in the area appears. light comes from the center of teh dust and sand dense fog, until it starts to gain form, revealing...
SandStorm!

SandStorm possesses the power over earth and all grain materials. his shielding skills have been reinforced since the early days.
New weaponry are available, as the ultimatum spanking bonanza when in cooperation with his best spanking Partner...

SandStorm: Time for revenge, there are things that'll never be forgotten!

Dissipates again in one massive Sand cloud, forming one demonish face, with fangs and glaring eyes, emitting golden light

SandStorm: I'll only attack if attacked, as I'll defend the ones i believe will need help...

Sand is watching the old arena, the place from older fights... many blood has been spilled in the pat... stories from ate, revenge and love still in the air, but now, Sand only have in mind, the one who almost killed Kaede, and attacked her in the past...

Sand: Time for payback...

[Shutaro]

Over the horizon rolls 62 metric tonnes of Leopard tank. Shutaro has come to show the world why you don't bring dishonour to his name.

Watching the shadows Shutaro readys the 120mm main cannon.

Shutaro: Anyone wishing to challenge me, step forward. It would speed things up if you could stand infront of the gun.

The (Dark)devil's about to get what's coming to him 

[cata]

It's a normal day at a desert... Everything is calm... very calm... What's that? Is it an airoplane? Is it a bird? No... it's Cata, the Valkyrie... very well prepared for what's coming... some hand grenades, an AK-47, a MPK5, a Desert Eagle, a Bazooka, a SPAS12,Dragunov, a sword, armour, shield, bow and arrows, battleaxe, scimitar, AT49, Kalashnikov, lots of food, and much more weapons... With all this equipment there's no way she is going to loose... at least that's what she hopes.

Cata: Hmm, it's very quiet in here... too much quiet... I don't like this. I will keep my eyes and my ears quite open. I will fight no matter what and I will not give up, fight until the end with no fear or regrets. Just give my best and have fun... I'm starting to get hungry... fortunatelly I have brought food with me.

[Jataru]

On space-time we can see the past, present and future but nobody can enter in that dimension. Jataru guards this world from the forces of evil that dare to destroy the present and future of people. With is magical powers and his powerfull baton he cannot loose.

Jataru: The forces that dare to challenge me think about it because who defies me will not be alive

[alumxander]

Victory must be mine,i still dont know the prize,but i am sure it has to do with many babes for us men,cant wait for this  :9

(I sneak in one of shutaro army computers and hack its content so the mendo army also helps me with the opponents)

1 down,now lets deal with the others

(Put some magnets at cata skirt and at jataru jacket,so they remain glued to each other)

man,this is getting easy  >

[SandStorm]

From one place, Sand see Shutaro army

Sand: Identify yourself, Stranger! You aren't one of my old rivals...


But then, he see it is Ataru's old rival, Shutaro Mendo

But then, the grounds from alumxander start shaking, and one earthquake gulps him inside

Sand: cheating not funny, alumxander.

Sand: Oh, it is you shutaro, what brings you here?

[Forgotten_Lum]

In a land of peace and tranquility, echoes of war are
heard, bringing back memories to the very god who controls
them, memories of a bloody battle, memories of alliances that
were forged, love that had been created, memories of past
rivalries with a pair of spanking duos, an annoying duststorm
which just gets blown away and a unworthy ninja that thinks a
pair of glasses can hide her identity, a love-struck and
heart-broken prince that drinks to much ice tea and should
get decaf, a cat that clearly needs to be nutured and is to
high on catnip to realize what he is doing, a space pirate
that cant tell port from bow and is always Falling,
and of course his biggest rival, a being that has powers
equal to his own, but not wits, a self proclaimed cosmic
king that destroys randomly with his gallactic explosion
He then turns to his love, staring into her beuatiful eyes,
they both understood it was time

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Forgotten: I guess it is that time

Belldandy: this time you wont be alone

Wisp: but sir, this is madness, just imagine the consequences

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Forgotten: but it must be done

Belldandy: lets go

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Forgotten and Belldandy: and we're not turning back

The portal opens and Forgotten and Belldandy enter, and at
the place of battle, the other end of the portal opens

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Forgotten and Belldandy decend to the ground, only to find

that 2 warriors have already been defeated by an

insignificant nuisance

Forgotten: your first

Urd: please allow me to deal with this riff-raff

Belldandy: you sure

Urd: consider it a wedding gift

Forgotten and Belldandy: thank you

Urd charges up and...

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vapourizing alumxander on the spot

[cata]

The plan of Alumxander has failed. Not only because of other warriors, magicians or other kind of fighters. Cata was clever, too...

Cata: Alumxander... Cheating isn't the best way to win... He may used magnets to atract my armour and my guns, but fortunately I have put magnets, too, in my body so that could keep the armour close to me... . I must be careful... the enemies are close...

[Cosmic King]

Well,shutaro is dealing with sandstorm and alumxander has been out-smarted by cata and company,so dat leaves me 2 deal with the one that almost won the first dm1,forgotten lum

In a land of peace and tranquility, echoes of war are
heard, bringing back memories to the very god who controls
them, memories of a bloody battle, memories of alliances that
were forged, love that had been created, memories of past
rivalries with a pair of spanking duos, an annoying duststorm
which just gets blown away and a unworthy ninja that thinks a
pair of glasses can hide her identity, a love-struck and
heart-broken prince that drinks to much ice tea and should
get decaf, a cat that clearly needs to be nutured and is to
high on catnip to realize what he is doing, a space pirate
that cant tell port from bow and is always Falling,
and of course his biggest rival, a being that has powers
equal to his own, but not wits, a self proclaimed cosmic
king that destroys randomly with his gallactic explosion
He then turns to his love, staring into her beuatiful eyes,
they both understood it was time

I am gonna make sure u contniue yer poetic speeches and...wait,if i send ya there i bet u will only be revived by belldandy or thanks 2 lady death's favor (back in the dm1),so what to do?

Well,since we both are equals in strenght then i will have to make ya not 2 move at all

*Knocks out Urd and grabs Forgotten with a bear hug*

I am not gonna squeeze yer breath away,forgotten,i shall perform a move i wanted 2 use that fateful day of December 2nd 2006

*Channel energy in my armor,separting me from it as it nows has a solid form inside it that is still holding forgotten in a big grip*

Forgotten:I am not gonna be beaten by a living armor

Cosmic:Which reminds me to get a replica of that armor after this,well,that u r trapped,the armor will teleport randomly to all dimensions for a long time and since you are being held by it...

*The armor begins to teleport with forgotten to all dimensions as in an infinite loop*

Cosmic:Well,now he will be truly forgotten and just in case i used the Mental Gun  so he woulndt use his famous mind tricks (create another set of armor and use it;notices that belldandy is there weeping) if it makes ya happy,u have da chance to blast me,but that wont return ya Forgotten-san (belldandy is about to blast me but decides not to as she will try 2 find a way to get her beloved) well,this place really will get stained with blood and tears of love,hehehe

Btw,cata,is good that you were prepared for alumxander treachery,i will be waiting 4 yer challenge one day 

[janus]

Out of the Blue appears another nemesis,

He is "Janus, the master of concealed weapons"

A.K.A. "Janus the Freak maker" (although there’s no resemblance).

a lone wanderer... whose only purpose in life is to find a worthy opponent to fight.

during his travels he studied a dark master technique that is so underground, so unknown to man

that you'll hardly find it on Google!

this "concealing" obliviously consist of hiding weapons or objects in body,

but this is a better version of Lum's hiding-under-the-bra technique.

This technique is so superior that it took 5 hours for Janus to realize that his glasses were hidden on his forehead
(ahem, well that’s another story).    


Ok, to start off, Janus pulls out katana out his sleeve and jump slashes the nearest foe

[Jataru]

Jataru finally with his magic destroys the magnets that keep him and Cata glued with each other (not that complained, in fact I liked to be glue with her   ) and now he seeks for payback time. After a search Jataru finds alumxander

Jataru: I finally found you alumxander, you were very stupid to provoke my anger so now I will send you to a vacuum space where you will never be able to scape.

With is left hand Jataru stops the time of alumxander and with is right hand he opens a portal to a vacuum space, throw him inside and seels the portal

[janus]

Janus jump slash didn't work out, because he being in the wrong arena,

head buts into the floor but quickly stands up as if nothing has happened and heads towards Jataru in the other arena...

[Shutaro]

Shutaro looks around and wonders why his entire army seems to have turned up.

Shutaro yells: Wha, whats going on here?! GO AWAY, I don't need others to fight my battles for me!
Shutaro murmurs: yet....

His army leaves after a friendly fire incident involving a very menicing bird that landed on the lead tank.

Surveying the area, he picks a target.

Shutaro: I don't know who you are and I apologize in advance if you aren't the one im after.

The main cannon fires....

[cata]

Cata is walking in the desert. SHe shows no fear or regrets of this battle. This is a new challenge for her but she doesn't seem worried at all... Cata is walking for 6 hours now. She stops.

Cata: I wonder what time it is? It's getting dark now. Time to make my own shelter. Fortunately I am a scout.

She grabs her woodcutting axe and begins to chop down some palm trees. With the wood of the palm trees, rope and some large impermeable blankets she made a nice tent. With some matches she lights the rest of the logs, and the fire stays alive until the morning.

Cata: Now, that I have a place to stay and a fire, let's cook! Oh man, I love this part! Wait a minute... OH NO! Due to my huge apetite, I ate everything I had during the trip... What am I going to do?......... I know! I will hunt a cow or a goat! I am SO stupid... There are no goats or cows in the desert... Well, there isn't any other thing I can do now except hunt tarantulas and some scorpions.  

Cata searches for her night-vision-glasses and she goes hunting the big bugs of the Desert. Fortunately, she saw a camel and was able to kill it.

Cata: If I am not lucky, I don't know what am I.  Now let's get this baby cooking.

After the meal time, Cata goes to her tent and fall in sleep quickly, but even sleeping she is able to hear and smell danger...