Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

Onsen-Mark: Who owns this taling cat?

***Silence***

Onsen-Mark: WHO OWNS THIS TALKING CAT?!?!?!?!?

Watashi: I own that cat.

Onsen-Mark: In this school, animals aren't allowed. Get rid of that cat right now!

Watashi: Hai sensei!

*** Watashi grabs Dark and leave the classroom***

Onsen-Mark: Who are you?

Vernamon: I'm Vernamon Slayer.

Onsen-Mark (after checking the class list): Are you sure that you belong to this class?

Vernamon: Yes, I'm sure. I just got transfered from Ishakar High. I have this document that proves that I'm on this class.

Onsen-Mark: Let me see it.

***Vernamon gives a yellow paper to Onsen-Mark***

Onsen-Mark: I see. Welcome to Tomobiki High. Introduce yourself to your classmates.

[Cosmic King]

Vernamon:Ok,my name is Vernamon,i come from the West and (to cata) you owe an explanation of yer maniac laughter,punk,nobody mocks the Slayer and gets away wit it

Cata:Bring it on

Onsen:Girls,try to behave,this is yer first day,cant ya get along?

Cata:Forgive me,sensei,i still dont adapt to tame my warrior rage

Onsen:Ok,now shake hands,you 2

*Just not to anger onsen,da 2 women shake hands but just when classes finished they decided to battle inda roof*

Vernamon:Here no one will annoy us

Cata:Fine to me

*Both women are equally fast and strong*

Cata:We are gonna end in a draw if dont act quickly (brings out a flute to summon her giant flying whale) ike,Cetus!

*But before cata could end the summoning tune,ataru jumped over her*

Ataru:Hello,babe

Lum:DARLING!!! 

*Lum shocks both cata and ataru*

Vernamon:Shit,our battle got interrupted,i guess i shall wait for another day,bye bye,cata (jumps from da roof and lands in a motor bike)

[cata]

Cata: It's not over yet! Lum watch where you aim your lightnings!

Lum: Sorry, Cata-chan!

Cata (whistles and Benten appears on his bike): Hey Benten! Can you give me a ride?

Benten: No. Sorry, but I have a better idea.

Cata: Idea?

Benten: Yeah, here' s your new bike [Benten whistles and Glaydia (member of Benten's gang) appears with a brand new black bike.

Cata: Thanks a lot Benten!

Benten: Enjoy!

***Cata jumps to her bike and chases Vernamon for another fight.***

Cata: Come back here!

***In Tomobiki...***

Lum: Benten you and Cata are so alike...

Benten: We're very different. Wanna go for a ride?

Ataru: I want! (jumps and grabs Benten)

Lum: Darling!

[DarkDevil]

Dark (in human form): Damn, I sure forgotten to turn in human form... Oh, Hi, Miss Lum, Miss Benten.
Benten: Hi! Dark
Lum: What are you doing?
Dark: Showing Tomoboki to Miss Watashi.
Benten: So, where is she?
Dark: She is right over...??? Where is she?
They see Watashi starrying at katsu-Neko.

[Cosmic King]

Kotatsu:(telepatically) I am yer master now,to prove yer loyalty i want ya to kiss me inda cheek and fetch me some beef bowls

Watashi:Ok,my master (is about to kiss him)

[cata]

Dark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm the only cat that she can kiss! (jumps matrix-style and he receives Watashi's kiss.

Everyone: O_O

[Cosmic King]

Kotatsu:(first time talking as a human) My work here is done,have a nice day you 2 (he is leaving)

Megane:What do ya mean by that? How can ya talk?

Kotatsu:It is top secret,satoshi,lets just say someone wants watashi and dark as a group (leaves)

[cata]

Everyone: O_O

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Caroline isn't in this universe, right??

[cata]

Offtopic: I think she left Tomobiki.

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: she exists as one of darkdevil posts mentioned

*Kroptik follows the ghost cat*

Krop:Why ya did that?

Kotatsu:(lights a cigar) Tecasian,long have i remained in silence and secretism,i shall tell ya why since you know how a heartbreak feels

Krop:Tell me already

Kotatsu:Some years ago Aphrodite visited me and told me that if i wanted to go to da afterlife paradise,i needed to make 1,000 couples,in a few words I am the local cupid of Tomobiki,now that ya know i must erase yer memory or ya will die single

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: My memory or my wedding?! Fine then, erase it, but tell me something first: will the same thing happen to me?

Kokatsuneko: With time yes...

* He erases Kroptik memory about the conversation and teleports him to the school roof *

Kroptik: Hi guys. What's going on here?? A secret meeting?

Lum: Dark just kissed Watashi.

Kroptik: WHAT?! O_O

[cata]

Ataru: Yeah it's true! I'm gonna kick his a55!

Kroptik:Kick his tail instead.

Ataru: His tail? ??? Anyways I'm going to punish him!

Lum: Darling! Leave them alone. You should kiss me more often!

Stormtroopers: More often??? Does that mean that Lum-san and Ataru ever kissed???

Lum: Well I can't lie...

Mendou: MOROBOSHI..." HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!?!

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:If ya want to kiss Lum,ya hafta pay me 5000 yens per kiss

Lum:DARLING!!!

Mendo/Stormtroppers:Seems kinda expensive but is worth it (all pay to ataru)

[cata]

Lum: Darling! I'm not a prostitute! You can't sell my lips!

Ataru: EHEHEHEHEHEH with this money I can take Shinobu and the otehr girls to nice places!

Lum (remembering Pigmo..): Ok, I'll kiss you.

Ataru (thinking to himself): She won't kiss them. But why am I worried about her?

Mendou/Stormtroopers: I'm the first! I'm first!

Lum: Take it easy. I'll kiss each one of you...

***Lum prepares to kiss Chibi... but Ataru grabs Lum quickly and runs from there as fast as he cans***

Lum: Darling! You do love me!