Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
Is the "Onegai Sensei" movie with me, and her as one of my students?


Osen: Here you are, no one escapes from my class!

start running to sand

Sand: Sally, do him all you learned! I wanna see if you are ready to join the Justice Spank Squad!

Sally: Me? Wow!

She runs to osen and start spanking him, really, she is crazy for spanks too!

Osen: Noooo, heeeelp, someone heeeelp meeeee!

Sally: Spank, spank, spaaaaannnnnnnnk!

Sand: lol, she even imitates my war yell

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

DEATHMATCH FICTION TEASER TRAILER

Do you want drama? 

Do you want action?   

and...Do you want suspense? 

Soon all of this will get near to you in the first official DM2 movie fic,it will be a massive monster of supreme lenghts,brought 2 ya thanks 2 Cosmic King,here is a small scene:

Netherium Devil:I am complete !!!

Sand and friends:FUUUUUUCCCKKK!!!

Devil:(talking as he was singing rock) Yes,you are fucked,you shit out of luck,now i am complete and my cock you will suck,this world will be mine and you are first on line,get ready cuz u r gonna die

Sand:(also sing-talking)Wait,wait,oh wait,you mother-trucker,we challenge you 2 a rock-off,give us a chance to rock yer socks off

Devil:Fuck ! Fuck! Fuck,the demon code prevents me from declining,what are yer terms? what is the prize?

Well,the tale may not be all that,but u can expect many funny and dramatic things,coming soon at yer nearest UY forum page

[SandStorm]

Osen his blackened in the ground, his rear side is in pain, and Dally, the new member for the Justice spank Squad deels herself happy with the results.

Osen: Oooohhhhh... why me... (faints)

Sand: (singing) Why meeeee, why me, oooohhhhhh why meeeee, why me, ooohhhhhh why meeeee... Why me, why me, why me.

Sand: I pity Osen, he doesn't know shaggy lyrics.

Sand: Sally, you was approved

Sally: Wow, thank you master! (start bowing)

[Forgotten_Lum]

Sand: and now for some research

*Sand reaches and grabs a couple movies*

Sand: hmm should i go Spanks around the world or Go til ya cry

Sally: how bout this one

*Sally grabs a movie labelled harder Harder HARDER!!!*

Sand: good you passed the second test *taking the movie from her, but then an envelope falls out*

Sand: hmm what's this?

*Sand opens it*

Sally(reading over sand's shoulder): it's alot easier then tracking you down signed Forgotten, hmm another student

Sand: another victim, i was wondering when i was going to get this invitation to his wedding

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile lum and ataru have arrived to Grahlman Mansion but there is a force field*

Ataru:I think yer gizmo didnt worked so good,belldandy-chan isnt here,lum

Lum:But,darling,maybe they are been intimate,that is the only thing that can override the matter traveller,here look at this`tcha (shows ataru some small instructions in the device)

• Never use it while bathing or naked
• A system override will activate if the destiny is in embarrasing situations
• This device doesnt cure HIV
• It wont help you solve the deaths of Bruce Lee and John Lennon

Ataru:Damn it,but no force field will stop me vouyerism

Lum:That can be fixed (electrocutes him),had enough,darling?

Ataru:Owww,hey look,the force field is gettin weak (from forgotten house exits Cindy Chupapau,very exhausted) that lucky canadian demi-god really knows how 2 party

Lum:Well,maybe this can be explained,forgotten-kun is not capable of cheating belldandy,unless they had a menage o trois,anyways,lets enter (once they r inside)

Ataru:Yo,forgotten-dono,how r things at paradise? hehehehehe

Forgotten:Dont get any closer,friends

Lum:What is the problem`tcha?

Ataru:Yeah,and why u r covering yer hand? (lum removes the clothing in forgotten hand amd it reveals he has Belldandy as his right hand)

Forgotten:Well,now u know it,i asked Cindy 2 help me since she has some arcane knowledge,the thing is that belldandy hasnt awakened and see she is my hand now

Ataru:Uh Oh



Lum:What a tragic thing

[Forgotten_Lum]

Belldandy: well it isnt that bad, at least im with you all the time now and it this has happened before

Forgotten: ya but it lasted 13 days

Ataru: well thats not so bad

Lum: oh darling, you forgot there wedding is in 5 days

Ataru: oh there is that problem, hmm how to deal with that

Belldandy: it also seems i have no powers now

Forgotten: what a way to ruin a wedding

Lum: do you know what caused the first incident where this happened or how it was fixed

Forgotten: not a clue

Belldandy: it just happened out of nowhere and was fixed in 13 days

Ataru: so now what?

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Hmm... Interesting...

Everyone: WoOt!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Forgotten: How the hell you got in here? They told me this defense system was unpenetrable...

Falling: Now, now, calm down will you... I'm not one of the best ninjas in the Universe for no reason...

Ataru: Sensei got a point there...

Falling: Indeed... Talk about having your right hand as your lover... You gave that phrase a new meaning Hahaha...

Lum: Sensei... please... stop with the foolish remarks... this is serious...

Falling: Ok... ok... man, aren't we on a bad mood today... Anyway, you said this happen before...

Belldandy: Yes...

Falling: And what did you do to get back to normal that time?

Belldandy: We didn't do anything... it all happens while we are a sleep...

Forgotten: Yes, we where just sleeping in our bed and -puff- we woke up like this... again...

Falling: Hmm... at least we have 5 days to figure this out... just keep your hands out of your pockets or pants... till we figure out a solution...

[SandStorm]

Ataru: Hum... Right hand... night... Yo, fogotten, do you did one h**d**b that night?

Lum: DAAAAAAAAAARLING, NO BAKA!

(ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP)

Ataru: Ouch, this isn't fair, i am just trying to help...

Lum: Helping with perverted ideas, Darling.

Falling: Maybe he have a point... Forgotten, my pal, you know what you have to do.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic:  i wasnt going to say it, but sand said it anyway

Forgotten: so why the hell did you come here?

Falling: i've heard Osen is dealing with sand skipping so i'm dealing with yours, forgotten and belldandy, but this is interesting, so this is why your skipping

Forgotten: that isnt the reason, this is

*Forgotten hands Falling an invitation*

Falling: and to think, I thought you weren't going to give me one

Forgotten: I knew you would eventually disturb me if i skip enough class, so all i had to do was wait

Belldandy: now now you two, this isnt helping the situation

Forgotten and Falling: sorry...

[Cosmic King]

??:I wouldnt bet on that,sweet belldandy

Forgotten:Who is it?!?

*The mystery man reveals himself as...*



Falling:This cant be,you are Chuck Norris !!!

Chuck:That is correct,pardner,but i am not here 2 sign autographs,i came here 2 assist lady belldandy,orders from her father

Belldandy:I dont understand,mr. norris,how do ya know Kami-Sama?

Chuck:It is a long tale,but you see,yer father always loved to take mortal disguises and one day i battled him in 1972,he was one heck of a fighter

Lum:Fighter? was he a fighter?

Chuck:Yup,here is one photo one fan took of me and him when we battled in rome



Ataru:That is bruce lee,you fool

Chuck:I already told ya he liked disguises,anyways,i owe that man a big favor and he asked me 2 help belldandy now that her atoms fused with mr. forgotten

Falling:Well,there is a way,we can chop forgotten hand  })

Chuck:Hold your tongue,youngling,if we chop his hand,we will surely kill belldandy and deny forgotten a life pleasure

Forgotten: 

Lum:Maybe if we understand da nature of this bonding we could split it without harming (draws out a small metal box) put belldandy in here,forgotten,it will scan the dna

Forgotten:Ok (puts belldandy there;it scans the dna in them and the result is that forgotten dna is da dominant as belldandy dna is seen as...A VIRUS!!!)

Chuck Norris:This is way worse of what i thought,fellas

Ataru:Explanation,please

Chuck:Belldandy life force was stripped into this fellow body,since he was born from the chaos sustance before the Big Bang and ms. belldandy was born from the ectoplasmic light of yggdrassil,one can say she is cyanide in his veins and it will kill both in 3 hours

Forgotten/Belldandy:Uh oh,that is no OK

Falling:That doesnt explain why they r bonded

Ataru:Anything unusual happened between ya 2 last night? 

Lum:Darling!!

Forgotten:Well,something did happened yesterday,i told belldandy i wished her to be like my right hand,but not that literally!!!

Lum:And since she is in ya,she cannot use her powers 2 get out

Chuck:(rides in a motorcycle and talks to forgotten) Yo,handy-man,hop on my celestial bike,we r gonna find ya some expert help,it is better we go alone,since it will be quick

Forgotten:Well,lets go (both ride till they arrive the border of Battleworld dimension)



Chuck:Inside dat castle dwells yer hope,forgotten,hold tight cuz i am gonna stomp these suckers down (chuck hits da monsters with his bike,they enter da castle)

Forgotten:This place is very dark,chuck,u sure here we will be cured

Chuck:Aye,i could have bring ya with kami-sama,but knowing him he will think u exploited belldandy and put her there,so we better dont take dat risk,look,forgotten

Forgotten:2 giant Niou idols in a a castle?!?





Chuck:These 2 Deva Kings r able 2 cure ya and belldandy,the problem is that they will want something in exchange,are you willing to do that?

[SandStorm]

Forgotten: eeeerrrrr... Can we try that a bit later? First i will try something first at home

Chuck: Very well, here, take my number when you change your mind.

Forgotten: Thanks.

Chuck leaves forgotten in his house, and then, leaves, but drinking the beer forgotten had in his house

Forgotten: Oh damn, still 20:00, this is so boring...

Forgotten start to watch some movies collection from falling, movies like "and all the ninja blew up", "1001 samurai nights", "the fine art on ninja punishing", etc.

Forgotten: Damn, only ninja movies.Eh, i'll go to sleep.

Forgotten go to sleep, but on that same night, Falling is in the heaven with his beloved Benten

Falling: With you, nothing more matters, my love...

Benten: Did I told ya, your chesh hair makes you macho and sexy? (takes 1 chest hair out)

Falling: Ouch! hehehe, you mad girl, come here, i will punish you, hehehe

Benten: Ohhhhhhhhh Falling, you sick man!

Benten jumps to Falling, and you can imagine what happened next.
From the house outside, the walls started braking, and windows breaking, until the house collapses

Falling: You know, you are a hell of a machine!

Benten: hehehehe, but you like it! (hugs falling)

next morning, at Forgotten house...

Kroptik: Forgotten, forgotten, FORGOTTEN, YOU ARE LATE TO SCHOOL!

Kroptik crush up the door, go directly to Forgotten bed room, he open the door and...

Kroptik: oh, i see Belldanbdy is ok now, sorry for disturbing you, Forgotten.

Closes the door, and get away from the house

Forgottten: (waking up, a bit dizzy) What the hell?!?...

Then, he note belldandy. She still sleeping, but her mouth is... well, you guys know where she have it.
Love magics, folks, do miracles. All love magic, thats how our hero and heroine got saved...



Later on, Kroptik arrives to school, and finds Ataru

Ataru: Yo Krop where's Forgotten and Bell?

Kroptik: Well Forgotten was sleeping and Bell was having breakfast. sausage,eggs and milk




DM2 Fanfict,


THE END

[Jataru]

Deatmatch Fiction: 508

"The Future of Ataru&Lum:A new battle is coming"


Ten years have passed since Ataru and Lum played tag to destroy the mushrooms in
Tomobiki.

Many things have changed:

• Ataru and Lum are oficially married and live in another house;
• Shinobu and Inaba are planning to get married;
• Mendou organizes is company;
• The Stormtroopers holds an bakery shop;

In fact some never change:

Lum: Darling!!, get up quickly or you will get late.

Ataru: Mmm, I have plenty of time.

Lum: Darling, you have to take Mayuka to school.

That's right Ataru and Lum have one daugther Mayuka.

 

Mayuka: Daddy get up or i'll get late.

Ataru:Just a few minutes.

Ten: You will always be a lousy man.

Ten lives with Ataru and Lum and fights in that do't miss.



Ataru: We are going now Mayuka.

Mayuka: Yes daddy.

Lum: Don't get home to late

Ataru&Mayuka: Hai :D

Lum: Where are you going Ten-Chan.

Ten: Ahh, Lum-Chan I,I..... I will go girl-hunting now!! He says racing to a girl passing by

Lum: Ah, Ten-Chan is behaving as Darling. He will get dumped.

At that moment a mysterious person is watching Mayuka.

??: Soon the child who holds the power of Light will be mine.

[Forgotten_Lum]

??: but what are your plans master

??: just to guide her to me

*back with Ataru and Mayuka, they are running late because of one annoying monk*

Ataru: Damn that monk, always popping up out of nowhere and bugging us

Mayuka: Daddy, today the funny monk said something different though, that the power of light will cause great misfortune, what did he mean?

Ataru: if i've told you once i've told you a thousand times, ignore the monk, think of him as an annoying buzzard

Mayuka: i'll try daddy, oh were here

*Ataru and Mayuka stop running at the entrance to the school and are greeted by a familiar face*

Mayuka: good morning sensei

Ataru: sorry about this forgotten

Forgotten: just made it in time i see, well run along to class mayuka

Mayuka: yes sensei

*Mayuka runs into the school*

Forgotten: overslept today i see

Ataru: well we were on time until we ran into that good-for-nothing monk

Forgotten: haha thats cherry for ya, you think he would find a new way to bug us

Ataru: well today he did say somehting new, something about the power of light, he always catches mayuka's attention with his mumbo-jumbo

Forgotten: what trouble he is

Ataru: ya but anyway, how have you been? It's been awhile since i've seen you

Forgotten: well teaching during the day and and being taught at night can make someone seem invisible at times

Ataru: man your still attending school

Forgotten: hey i may have had some bad attendance when we went to school, but now i'm shooting for one degree after another, after next year i can move onto a high school for 2 years then i will be able to become a university proffessor

Ataru: you really have your life set out for you, how is belldandy handling your quest for knowledge?

Forgotten: she is alright, a little moody recently, but its understandable, with the pregnancy and all

Ataru: how far along is she now?

Forgotten: 6 months, luckily i'll be done my night school in 2 months

*The school bells are heard*

Ataru: i guess you should get to class now

Forgotten: and you should get to work

*Ataru leaves*

*Forgotten begins closing the school gate when a familiar voice is heard*

Falling: hold up, hold up

Forgotten: ah another late

Falling: get to class you, your grounded for a week, you here Nassur

Nassur: yes dad

*Nassur runs of to the school*

Falling: how does his mother put up with him

Forgotten: because they are so much alike, its funny

Falling: oh shut up, crossdresser

Forgotten: 8 years and you still havent stopped that, shouldnt you be getting to your work too

Falling: ah i'm late

*Falling runs off*

Forgotten: some things never change

[Cosmic King]

*after Forgotten class*

Mayuka:Sensei,i have a question

Forgotten:What is it,mayuka?

Mayuka:The other day i had a dream,a special one

Forgotten:Proceed

Mayuka:Well,since my mommy told me u had special powers about memories,i wanted ya 2 explain me my dream,it was one where i met my parents when they were a little younger,i was also with some wizard and some force from a door separated from my family,the most strange thing was that u were near that door,sensei

Forgotten:(Thinking) I am amazed she remember something a version of herself experienced 8 years ago when the dream doors ran amok (normal) maybe it was just a way to tell ya that family is the vital key,mayuka,and maybe u have a crush on me,that is why i appeared

Mayuka:(a little blushed)Errr...

Forgotten:Well,i suppose yer dad will be arriving soon,so lets wait here 4 him

*Meanwhile with Ataru*

Ataru:Yo mendo,how s yer gay world?

Mendo:that is unforgivable,moroboshi

Ataru:Yep,i know truth hurts,but i have no time 4 this,i have to pick my daughter from da school (jumps mendo and runs away) see ya,"shuuko"

Mendo:It seems he finally is been responsible...but that wont stop me from slice him one day

[Jataru]

*At the gate school*

Ataru: Soo Mayuka how was your day?

Mayuka: Daddy, it was very good. I had soo much fun with falling. And I ask sensei about a dream that I had yesterday.

Ataru: Dream? ???

Mayuka: Yes, it was about you and Mommy,a wizard and a door.

Ataru: (thinking) How can she remember that experience?

Forgotten: Ataru, can we talk for a second?

Ataru: Sure, Mayuka go play a litlle while I'm talking with your sensei.

Mayuka: Ok daddy.

Forgotten: I have a bad feeling Ataru. I sense that an evil is raising.

Ataru: What kind of evil?

Forgotten: I'm not sure but I think it's related with Mayuka secret powers.

Ataru: I know that. I'm having a strange feeling too. But everything is alright for now.

Forgotten: I hope soo.

*Going Home*

Mayuka: Daddy what's wrong ?

Ataru: Oh nothing.

Ataru:(Thinking) I had the felling that were being followed

??: Master, I have found the child.



??: Excellent.

??: What orders you command... Fei Wang?

Fei Wang: Nothing... for now