Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Kroptik]

* As Forgotten is going back in... *

??: Hi there Forgotten.

Forgotten: Hi Kroptik.

Kroptik: Hey. What have you been have to lately? Haven't seen you in a while.

Forgotten: You know, studying, learning and being a good husband.

Kroptik: Everything alright with Belldandy?

Forgotten: Yup, everything going smooth. What about you? What have you been up to?

Kroptik: You know, still planning the wedding. It's taking a lot longer then I expected.

Forgotten: Just one more month and you're a married man, hehe.

Kroptik:Yeah. I'm just glad I met Andira. Never thought I'd feel love again after I gave up on Lum.

Forgotten: We're all glad you did, or you'd be very depressed by now.

Kroptik: Yeah, I guess. Well, I gotta run. I'm meeting Andira in five minutes, and I don't wanna be late.

Forgotten: OK then, see ya around.

Kroptik: See ya (he teleports away)

Forgotten (thinking): Thought it took so long, it's nice to see the guy's finally getting married. Oh well, back to the kids.

[SandStorm]

Forgotten: But at many many time i know nothing from Sand and his spankmania. lol, at least this is more quiet here without him.

but then, when forgotten pass near one store selling TV's...

TV man: exclusive! Portugal is now place of one 'spanking' dictatorship, the new portuguese leader, SandStorm imposed one "spanking" militar law in that country.
He use to say, the power of spank will bring portugal to glory, and be one more competent country!...


Forgotten: Indeed, somethings never exchange... Poor portuguese guys having one leader like him. xD

[Necron 99]

LOL!!! TEH ASHES R ATTACKIN TEH CITY!!!11 O___O



ROD RODDY SINGLE-HANDEDLY BUILT THE ROMAN EMPIRE
ROD RODDY FOUGHT A BEAR AND WON
ROD RODDY TRAVELED INTO THE YEAR 2375 AND DEFEATED THE ZOMBIE KING, THUS SAVING HUMANITY ONCE MORE
FAREWELL, ROD RODDY. NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SHINY CLOTHES IN HEAVEN



Alex Chiu and Adolf Hitler join the battle!



What is to become of Tomobiki?!



Bob Doles and cow babies unite!!! ^_____^



Go! Go! Go! Go!



Captain Lou Albano to the rescue!!!

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: wow what was that, that just went by... oh i know, silly me, i should have recognized Drakdevils illness, poor demon, getting that disease that make ones imagination come to life and also makes that person go insane, now what is it called...

Nassur: isn't it spamolitis

Forgotten: good for you, young Nassur, but how do you know about it

Nassur: just something that dad told me about

Forgotten: speaking of you father, where is he?

*Falling comes runnng*

Falling: damn i'm out of shape

Forgotten: with all the running your doing now it wont take long to get back into shape

Nassur: see ya tommorrow sensei

Forgotten: Ja ne

*Nassur runs off*

Falling: hey get back here

*falling stumbles off*

Forgotten: now to grabs my paper work and leave, hmm i wonder how the mayaka problem is going to turn out

*Ataru and Mayuka have almost got home, mayuka is of course nagging at her father*

Mayuka: i want some ice cream, please daddy please, its my birthday tommorrow, please

Ataru: you'll have your treats tommorrow mayuka, if you have ice cream now you'll spoil your dinner and you know how mad your mother gets when i let you spoil your dinner

Mayuka: no fair

Ataru: how bout if you ask your mother if we would all go out after dinner

Mayuka: really, yipee

*eletric bolts start shooting everywhere*

Ataru: hey hey, but only if mommy says so

Mayuka: im oing home to ask right now

*Mayuka flies ahead*

Ataru: hey get back here...

[Cosmic King]

*Suddenly mayuka stops her fast flying,just in time cuz if she continued a bus could have crushed her,but before ataru arrived 2 her,one cloaked figure kidnaps her*

Ataru:MAYUKA!!! (goes chasing the cloaked man)

Mayuka:(trying 2 shock her kidnapper but it seems he is prepared 2 it) DADDY!!!

??:Stop yelling,little girl,this is for yer own good

Mayuka:Unhand me,you smelly pig (bites his butt)

Ataru:(still running,thinking) wow,she must have learnt that from Lum (normal) i am getting closer 2 ya,mayuka,yer dad is gonna save you

*Suddenly ataru passes in front of Pamela Anderson public appearance*

Ataru:Damn,why this had 2 happen right now ?!? (tries 2 control his lust and proceed chasing mayuka kidnapper)

??:You wont catch me,moron-boshi,mwahahahahahaha (suddenly he crashes with Ten that was just passing by and girl hunting,ataru grabs da kidnapper and releases mayuka)

Ataru:Now we will know how u r,damn kidnapper (removes da cloak and...)



Bat Boy:Yes,it is me,but i can explain,moron-boshi

Ataru:You have 1 minute

Bat Boy:Jataru-sama sent me,he predicted some strange force getting near miss Mayuka,he wanted me 2 send her 2 him in the Vishanti Dimension,we were gonna tell you later on to avoid the enemy tracked wit u

Ataru:Sounds believeable,bat boy,but there r better ways 2 deal with this,if what u say is true,i want u 2 go 2 that wizard Jataru and tell him 2 come 2 da house,he is better explaining,besides me and my daughter ought 2 go 2 eat

Mayuka:What about ten,daddy?

Ataru:Let him lay down there,today he knew that vouyerism is also known as the school of hard knocks

Mayuka:Hmm??

Ataru:You will see sooner or later,my child

*both arrive at home*

Ataru:We are home,sweetie

Lum:Welcome home,darling,mayu-chan

Mayuka:Mommy,i have something 2 ask ya

Lum:Tell me,mayu-chan

Mayuka:I was wondering if we can go out after dinner

Lum:Well,i dunno,ten is having a space math exam tomorrow and i promised 2 help him and..

Mayuka:Pretty PLEASE?? (doggy face)

Lum:Well,i think we may have some spare time 2 go,but i am not promising anything

Mayuka:ok (goes 2 finish her homework)

Lum:How was yer day,darling?

Ataru:The usual,filled with weirdos,honey

[Jataru]

*At dinner*

Lum: Relax Darling.

Ataru: Why you're not worried. That silly bat boy said that Jataru sensed some evil that's trying to get Mayuka.

Lum: Because I know that everything will be alright. Soo let's dinner



Ataru: This time Lum try to make something not bad.

Lum: Darling!!! (Zaps him)

Ataru: Alright, alright.

Mayuka: Let me help you mommy.

Lum: Sure Mayuka



*After dinner*

Ataru: Ahh, that was good, Lum you have to cooking more like this.

Lum: Thank you Darling.

In that instant someone was knocking the door.

Ataru: I'll  get it.

Ataru opens the door

??: Long time no see Ataru-sama

Ataru: Jataru, I was expecting you.



Jataru: Forgive my servant, it was for the best because the shadows of evil is raising again

Ataru: Let's talk inside.

*At room*

Lum: Tell us Jataru-kun, who wants to get Mayuka.

Jataru: His name is Fei Wang Reed, one of the most powerfull and evil wizard of Vishanti Dimension. I seal him a long time ago but now is free and wants revenge conquering this dimension.

Ataru: But why he wants Mayuka?

Jataru: Fei Wang'powers were taken and destroyd by me, but now he knows about Mayuka.

Mayuka: Me?

Jataru: Yes you Mayuka-chan. You have a great power inside, the power of Light one of the most powefull powers that exists. Only one person with a very pure heart can hold it.

Lum: What will happen now Jataru?

Jataru: I don't know, I can't feel Fei Wang's hiding, only when his soldiers appear I can follow is track.

Ataru: Don't worry I will kick those soldiers ass and send them home.

Jataru: Beware Ataru-sama they may appear when you least expect.

Lum: Thank you a lot Jataru-kun, what you will gonna do now?

Jataru: I will keep searching for his track. He's not far away, I can sense the seek of evil and revenge. But I'll catch him. See you later Lum, Ataru and Mayuka-chan.

Ataru/Lum/Mayuka: Bye bye Jataru.

Lum: It's time to go to bed Mayuka.

Mayuka: Alright Mommy, good night daddy.

Ataru: Good night Mayuka.

*few hours later*

Lum: Darling I'm worried about Mayuka. If they capture her maybe we will never see her again.

Ataru: Don't worry about it Lum.

Lum: Darling!

[Necron 99]

Ataru: We have no other choice.

Lum: You don't mean...?

Ataru: Yes, we summon the spirit of Rod Roddy! But we'll need Sakura's assistence...

[They bring Sakura over to prepare the ritual of summoning.]



Sakura: Arise, Rod Roddy! Arise!!!

[The man himself appears.]



Rod Roddy: I live once more!

Ataru: Rod Roddy, hear me now! We need your help to defeat Feng Wang Reed, Chinese half-brother of the great Lou Reed!

Rod Roddy: It will be done! I shall call upon the other members of the League of Unbelievable Chaps!!!

Narrator: Using his telekinetic powers, Rod Roddy calls upon the rest of the League of Unbelievable Chaps!



Alex Chiu and Hitler!



Yoshi, Mario, and Osama Bin Sam!



Captain Lou Albano!



Alvis!



and Necron 99!

Necron 99: Am I getting paid for this? }:|

League of Unbelievable Chaps: League of Unbelievable Chaps away! :D)

[Cut to Feng Wang Reed's hideout]

Feng Wang Reed: Soon, I will eliminate Mayuka once and for all, and in doing so, I shall claim the Prize!

[Outside the hideout.]

Rod Roddy: This door is locked. Oh, well. You know what needs to be done. Necron!

Necron 99: Roger wilco! *blasts open the door*

FWR: That was an automatic door. You just had to stand in front of it and it would have opened! }:|

Hitler: It iz over for you, Feng Vang! Seig heil! :D)

FWR: We'll see about that! *shoots fireballs at the League*

[Rod Roddy uses his powers to summon water elementals which extinguish the fireballs.

FWR: Damn! Try this instead!

[FWR summons an army of undead warriors to battle the league. Yoshi and Mario eliminate a few of them with their hammers. Necron 99, Osama Bin Sam, Hitler, and Alvis gun down the rest. Albano picks up FWR and breaks his legs. Alvis and  Chiu finishes him off by using his psychokinetic powers to make FWR's head explode.]

Chiu: PWNAGE!!! :D)

Hitler: Sieg Heil!!! :D)

Rod Roddy: Great job gang!!! We saved the day!!!

And so Mayuka was safe at last, and Lum and Ataru made sweet love that night.



TEH END!!! VOTE 5 FOR PRON!!! ^________^

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
necron, if you just want to mess the dm, better to not post ok?
your dAMNED stories is skipping far away the original storyline from this dm, shame on you, you wasn't born to post on this topic.

[Jataru]

of topic

Please everyone can continue this fic since mine post
The post of Necron it's not a continue of this fic because is insame

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
now i am at work, but later i will try to continue from your last post, Jataru.
Regards.

[Jataru]

*off topic*

This is for everyone. Don't let necron write anything on dm2. If he writes just ignore it

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Let necron be,there so many tales that can be explained 

On Topic:

*Suddenly ataru awakes,drooling over his bed*

Ataru:Damn,i thought that was real,i really appreciated Alvis and Lou

Lum:What r u talking about,darling?

Lum:Dunno,lum,maybe it was yer food,i had bizarre dream regarding some league of chaps and mayuka,was so real that u could bet it was intended 2 be truth

Lum:Darling,i know u r worried by mayu-chan,but doont come with such strange tales

Ataru:Anyway,i need a drink,i am going downstairs

[Kroptik]

Offtopic:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Necron's brother is the one that posted...

[SandStorm]

Offtopic:
Spank him!

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Sieg Heil!!! Whatever... you're freaking weird dude LoL... Who ever you are...