Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Lum-chan]

Continued...

To all other lurkers: Feel free to join the battle

[Cosmic King]

Well,in last episode we saw that Kroptik resembles an old enemy of Yasumi,lets continue,dudes

btw,hope the lurkers have da guts 2 join after this BIG topic

[SandStorm]

* SS wake up *

Sand: i am... i am... dead?

* SS vision start to work *

Sand: no... i don't feel anything inside me... i am clean! But dang, painy as hell.

* SS gets up and look around *

Sand: No one. Let me see if this old brain implant still working

* SS start the brain implant and got strange vital signals from kaede, then, he disappear in the air *


Sand: And on, i'm coming, hang on!

* SS arrives at Citadel of Marvels *

Sand: Cosmic? why the hell she's tied up? No, it can't be what i'm thinking!

Cosmic: Bad news dude... She's got possessed... And she's more powerful too, she's consuming all kaede vital resources...

* Sand goes blank as snow *

Sand: No, No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kaede: let me go out you bastards, i'll kill all! I'll show no mercy!

* sand, with sad face, go near she *

Sand: no, you won't go behind kroptik... you won't kill nobody of us...
you destroyed my... love...
just keep us alone...

kaede: you fool, there's nothing you can do! they killed my iori! your dear kaede doesn't exist anymore, now, i control her full body!

Sand: no, no you don't, i know her, i know she still alive.
Sand: kaede... if you still alive anywhere, this is for you...

* SS kiss kaede with all possible love he could find. then, one lighting appears, and go inside SS body. *

Sand: i love you kaede...

* SS getting even weaker *

Sand: Guys, yasumi soul is inside me, now, destroy it, destroy me if needed...

* SS felt unconscious on the floor *

* kaede return to her normal status, still tied, open slowly her eyes *

Kaede: Sand... i was so weak... but i feel your love, you saved me... but... did u died?

* kaede start to cry *

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Time 2 face yer fate,yasumi tanaka

MEIDATSU KOHAIKEN!! (Life Steal and Death Bringer Wave)

*makes yasumi exit sandstorm body*

now u r mine,yasumi

TENMA KOFUKU!! (Evil Vanishing)

*sends her 2 da eternal winter box*

she is beaten now,sandstorm,now u may feel OK,i know u where at da bathroom while yer clone died in here

Sand:I know,but we had 2 trick yasumi,cosmic

Kaede:*crying*Sand,u r a dumb boy,u made worry a lot

Sand: Sorry (They hug)

Cosmic:as 4 dylan,he has been beat by my minions and falling's,lets go see some anime

All:YEAH!!!

DEATHMATCH COOPERATIVE FANFIC # 2

THE END

[Cosmic King]

DEATHMATCH COOPERATIVE FANFIC # 3

STARTS NOW....

*The place is a 5 star hotel in France,Kroptik is serving champagne in 2 cups,one 4 him and da other 4 lum,their eyes look mutually as if the whole world stopped just 2 them,they r about 2 kiss when Kroptik's cell rings*

Kroptik:Yes,whoever u r,i am pretty busy right here

Cosmic:It is me,kroptik,i called u cuz when i was checking da Omniscreen i saw that an invasion of evil clones  has arrived,keep an eye

Kroptik:Ok

*he then sees an evil kroptik tryin 2 force himself on lum,kroptik just waves his hand and da clone burns alive*

Kroptik:Where were we,lun?

*conclude their date*

[Cosmic King]

*the invasion overcomes all of Russia,but they have a lot of space,so nobody notices,Kroptik awakens at his earthly home,lum is resting besides him,kroptik is about 2 kiss her when..*

Morpheus the Sandman:Yo,yo,yo,little lover,MC Morpheus is da name,from da M to da S,i hav come here 2 charge u with making yer dream reality,homeboy

Kroptik:But i never saw u

Morpheus:'Zat so,dude? u said the same shizzno about Flower Girl an u were wrong,sonny,look i need a place 2 stay cuz my momma kicked me out of ma house in dreamland cuz i never did my homework and heard a lot of MEGALLICA back then,i see u hav a horny maid,tell her to make me some waffles wit a whole damn steak over them,ok?

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: GET OUT NOW!

Morpheus: Yo dude, don't get nerved up. I'm leaving. Sheesh...Talk about hospitality in this dump. And your maid looks hot.

Kroptik: That does it!

* Kroptik teleports Morpheus to the moon *

Kroptik: Weirdo...

[SandStorm]

Morpheus: wazza dude?

* morpheus get a ride in one comet that crashes under kroptik house *

kroptik: you, AGAIN? GET OUT NOW! LUM, ZAPP HIM!

* Lum start her energy and attack morpheus *

Lum: MY TERRIBLE ATTACK!!!!!

* morpheus is looking like burnt sugar *

Morpheus: wazza that?

* Sand arrives in a hurry, crashing the PTCS under the  place kroptik, morpheus and lum are *

Sand: Kroptik, Lum, beware, my...

* SS looks at morpheus *

Sand: Oh dang, i see my cousin arrived first... Well, morpheus is my cousin, he can't stay in my house because he's damn tall, and destroyed my roof, i am fixing it now, but seems he found a place to be.
Thanks kroptik and lum for taking care of them, you guys are really good friends! :D

* SS enter the PTCS, and warp, destroying the kitchen wall *

* kroptik with a strange face *

Kroptik: but... but...

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Oh all right. You can stay for today. But only today. And you're going to show some more respect for Lum, or you're dead meat.

Morpheus: Ok, ok, don't worry bro, I'll behave.

Kroptik: And you're going to have to sleep in the other room. This is our and it's off-limit for you.

Morpheus: Fine, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone then.(he leaves the bedroom)

Kroptik: I don't trust that guy. I'm going to keep an eye on him while I'm sleeping.

Lum: Don't worry so much, Darling. It's just one night. Now come back to bed, you look tired.

Kroptik: Very well, my princess

* Kroptik and Lum lay in bed, falling asleep after a while *

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik suddendly wakes up *

Kroptik: Something isn't right here...

Lum(waking up): Hhhmmm...What's wrong, Darling?

Kroptik: It's nothing. I just need to get a glass of water. Go back to sleep, my dear.(he kisses her in the forehead)

* Kroptik goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water *

Kroptik: It sure is chilly in here. I need to repair this hole.

* Kroptik psychs up and reforms the materials, rebuilding the wall *

Kroptik: Much better. Now to check on that Morpheus guy and see what he's up too. Strange... I don't even feel his presence...

* Kroptik checks the guests's bedroom *

Kroptik:Hmm... He's not here. Now where could he be?

* Kroptik checks the rest of the house *

Kroptik: He vanished...Oh well. That's his problem. He was a bother anyway. I'll warn Sand in the morning.

* Kroptik returns to his room, where he finds another clone of himself *

Kroptik: Oh my god...Not again. AQUA ICE BURST (the clone freezes, then shatters) I'll have to be on the lookout from now on.

* Kroptik goes back to bed and falls asleep almost isntantly *

[SandStorm]

* While falling star was sleeping... *

KABOOOMMMM, CRASH, TUMP, PLIM, PLIM, PLIM...

* fallin wake up scared *

Fallin: Ah, what, what was that?

* tunr on the light, see one big hole in the roof, and see morpheus with one big grin, showing him his yellow teeths, with enourmous canines

morpheus: hai falleng, can'i stay at yer house for da moment?

fallin: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL LPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

* fallin awaken the neighbors, and felt almost dead of scare untill the next day in the carpet *

morpheus: Thank'ya!

* morpheus goes to the kitchen, eats all the food in the fridge, drinks the vintage wine, and go sleep at fallin bed (breaking the bed) and farting in fallin nose *

morpheus: G'nait, see'ya tomorrow.

*morpheus turn to the other side making one irritating noise, while fallin still in shock, in the carpet until the next day *

[Cosmic King]

*Lum is gonna take a bath in Kroptik tube,when she enter she sees Morpheus in there*

Morpheus:Come aboard,m'lady,here yer MC made ya a jacuzzi outta bathtub,entah while da water is hot

*farts and the water bubbles*

Lum: (crying 4 help)KROOOOPTTTTIKKK!!!!!

*Kroptik arrives with an AK-47*

Morpheus:Who 'zat at da presence of the mastah rapper? wazaa inda hissy,me kroptik-man,here i am wit da hotty mama an' we is gonna tak a jacuzzi bath but y'all kin company us,the more the merrier this shamppo tube sez

Lum:take him away'tcha!!!

Morpheus:if u wanna be all  private and all all ya hafta say was so,y'all,peace out,aym gonna eat me some snacks ya git in yer fridge,lover birds

*gets out,he is naked and lum screams a lot*

hey,hey.hey,i almost got me a strizzoke in ma brizzain 4 dat,horny beyatch,they tol'me da the lord of da blings,check it out,i got'em everywhere even in my...

Kroptik:put yerself some clothes and annoy others

Morpheus:Aye,aye,mon capitaine,i am gonna see me some porn of yer collection in ya tv room

Kroptik:i dont have porn

Morpheus:Well,now ya kin see it,me kroptik,i stole some from me dreamland,les watch it 2gether wit dis horny gal

Kroptik:JUST GET OUT AND PUT SOME PANTS 4 GOD SAKE!!

Morpheus:Ok

*goes 2 kroptik tv room,then grabs the phone*

Morpheus:Hey,wazaa,me 60 cent,here aym at kroptik-man penthouse,go get the all the gangstas here cuz i am gonna throw me a party,be sure 2 bring booze and some ho's,peace out

60 Cent:See u later,MC Morpheus (hangs the phone)

Morpheus:Hey,me kroptik,lets go buy some snacks cuz me homeboyz gonna party and we hafta buy some sexy lingerie 2 da horny maid,man

Kroptik: 

*kroptik cocks shotgun then blasts away morpheus head*
 

[SandStorm]

* SS arrives at kroptik house,  *

Sand: hi mate, did he bored u?

*sand see his cousin dead *

Sand: MY COUSIN! U KILLED HIM!
YOU KILLER, NOW, YOU WILL PAY!
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ONE OF MY RELATIVES, YOU... TRAITOR?

* SS nerves went out to the maximum levels, and start to create radioactive rock blocks *

Sand: now, be prepared...

* SS eyes are red with fury *

Kroptik: Lum, get away from here! Sand, i, i didn't wanted to do this, i'm sorry, i'...

* Sand Blast one rock to the TV set *

Sand: shut up, lets go have a drink

Kroptik: O_o

Sand: Move, or i'll kick ya A55!

* while they walk along to the nearest pub: *

Falling: hey, guys, wait!

Sand & kroptik: Wazza?

Fallin: one strange guy invaded my home last night, eat all my food, drank my vintage wine, destroied my bed, and stole my bondage vhs tapes!

Sand: (bad humorous) Don't worry, kroptik killed him!

Kroptik: yeah, but...

Falling: THANK YOU!!!!!

Sand: whait... Bondage tapes?!

Fallin: yeah, i recorded them, while kroptik and lum were in private...

Kroptik: i'll kill you, my big m********

[Cosmic King]

Morpheus:(back from da death)Hey,hey,hey,wazaa in da hizzy,me shorties,Morpheus is inda zone,let all the punks and ho's kneel before me cuz i am da mastah rapper,y'all,dont git y'all in a battle 4 some cheap videos,dudes

Kroptik:Arent u dead?

Morpheus:U did,me kroptik,it is just that da funky Gods of Asgard revived me cuz i hafta finish a goal before me goes 2 Elyseum Camps,so i need y'all help,wanna come wit da cool MC?

Falling:First,u screwed up our houses,"dude" and second,u have a greek god name and u want us 2 believe u were revived by Odin?

Morpheus:Damn straight,me falling star brotha,besides u gotta help me,there are some brats that are after me lucky charms,y'all

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:whassup,boys? i hav come 2 return morpheus 2 da mental asylum he escaped,hope he didnt screwed up any house as he did in my citadel some days ago

Falling/Kroptik/Sandstorm:Too late,cosmic

Cosmic:Ohh,well,u can ask 4 a money retribution where he escaped,but in yer case,kroptik,i shall ask 4 both our houses as it was in da planet of Kurama

Kroptik:Ok

*send morpheus back 2 his asylum cell*

Cosmic:Well,guys,lets go hit the Bar,i will pay da drinks

ALL:YAY!!!