Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:Shouldnt we follow them and save Darkdevil?

Forgotten:He knows how to take care of himself,besides he loves women,doesnt he?

Cosmic:You could be right but ...

Lum:(recovering from the knock out) I shall follow them (grabs ataru) come,darling,i am gonna need yer services

*They follow Aisha,however Aisha does notice that and sends her catmen after them,Lum drops Ataru over Aisha while Lum fights the catmen horde,it is getting tiresome for Lum so she uses the Spacializer to send all the catmen towards the Stone Age,meanwhile ataru has his hands full of work*

Ataru:Oh,my god,ya have such a soft skin,milady

Aisha:Get down from me,weirdo (begins to kick him)

Lum:Dont ya release her from yer grip,darling,here comes the Heaven Wrath (gathers all her electricity)

Ataru:Wait,you never told me ...!!!!

Dark:No,Lum-sama!!

*Lum's attack subdues Aishi but causes the ground to crumble as she,ataru and dark fall towards a river below,Lum only manages to rescue ataru*

[DarkDevil]

Aisha (drownning): I can't... I can't swim...
Dark: Not again.

* Dark grabs Aisha and starts draging her, but he remembers something

Dark: I don't remember how to swim!

* Dark starts swimming clumsly until he reachs shore

Dark: I need to remember that I don't remember how to swim.

[cata]

Aisha: You saved me, Darling! (hugs) :D

Dark: Yeah, yeah, whatever... }:|

Aisha: You haven't change a bit.

Dark: People don't change. }:|

Aisha: This is so romantic... You... Me... Together... Alone... :@

***Ataru had activated his girl-hunt-radar and heard Aisha saying kind things to Dark.***

Ataru: Lum! Hide! There's Rei over there!

Lum (scared and confused): No! Where is he? Where is he, Darling? 8|

***Lum dropped acidentaly Ataru and he ran away as he always do, towards the cat-couple. Quickly, Ataru manages to escape from Lum and get rid off Dark for a couple of minutes. Aisha was with her eyes closed prepared to kiss Dark.***

Ataru (serious voice): Yes, it couldn't be more romantic than this. I've missed you so much, my beloved. I won't let you go anymore from now on. Let's be even more together, making our lips touch. *; :9~

Aisha: Oh Darling...! *;

***Lum activated her Darling-Radar and found Ataru and at the right time, he knocks him down.***

Lum: Just in time!

Aisha (opens her eyes): What are you doing here, again? What have you done to my Darling? Where is he?

Lum: There's only one Darling, in here! And he's mine!

***Aisha and Lum were arguing about both Darling's. While they were distracted, Dark grabbed Ataru and ran away and got cover.***

Dark: Wake up, you idiot! }:|

Ataru: What ya want?

Dark: Help me! I don't wanna to stick together with her. ;(

Ataru: Then, I can add her to my future Harem... :9~

Dark: Yes, probably. But only if you help me getting rid of her!

Ataru: Deal.

***Both of them shake hands and start making a plan.***

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Let us hide inside this cave,dark,that way we can plan without been discovered

Dark:Alright

*Once they are inside,the entrace closes down*

Ataru:Uh-oh

Dark:Look,moronboshi,there seems to be some light in the other side of da caxe

Ataru:Lead the way,i dont wanna end as Mendo with his claustrophobia

*The moment they try to arrive to the other side,they are ambushed by a huge Gorilla thing*



Gorlion:Mortals,your presence must mean ya want to steal Ambrosia,only thing ya will get is death

*The moment Gorlion is about to murder them,he is stopped by an unknown person*

??:Leave the ape-boy alone,just bring me da orange cat

Gorlion:As you wish,master

*knocks out ataru and grabs dark,he brings it toward the end of the cave where seems to exist a secret jungle citadel*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Ok, let me see, you want Aisha, right.
??: Right.
Dark: And the only way you can have her is by killing me, am I still right?
??: Yes. How do you know that?
Dark: Because that's what you've tryed to do last time.
??: So, you remember me.
Dark: yes, the only thing that I could never remember about you was your name.

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Never would imagine Dark as a Casanova. 8|

??: Of course you don't remember my name... I've never told you what it was.

Dark: Well that explains.  }:|

??: My name doesn't matter anyway. You won't be alive enough to ask it.

Dark: Bring it on. (draws his claws) I'm ready for you.

* Meanwhile, the other students found Lum giving mouth-to-mouth to Ataru to wake him up *

Stormtroopers: You baka. (they all hit Ataru with hammers, making him wake up)

Ataru: What was that for??

Lum: Guys, where's Dark??

Aisha (waking up): Where's my love??

Lum: We were wondering about that too.

* Suddendly, Cherry appears from the bushes, bringing Caroline with him *

Cherry: He's right this way, miss.

Kroptik: Oh boy... This is gonna be interesting.

[SandStorm]

Caroline: what are you doing here?

aisha: i'm dark's love.

Caroline: you'll bite your tongue!

Aisha: you wanna fight me?

Caroline: no, i want to kill you!

draws out one bazooka and start firing

[cata]

Aisha: Haven't you ever heard "A cat always fall in his paws?" It's true.

Caroline: So? "A cat has 7 lives" This is your last one!

***Both girls fight fiercefully each other***

Lum: Oh boy... This may turn ugly for us...

***Caroline shoots and hits on a rock who was maintaining the cave still, but now the cave was self-destructing.***

[SandStorm]

But then, someone lift some rocks in the air, allowing the team to escape, then, he let it fell

??:Long time no see, dudes! xD

[DarkDevil]

* Aisha cuts the bazooka.

Caroline: You're good, no wonder he was married to you.
Aisha: He's still married to ME!

* Aisha jumps, when she was going to attack Caroline an invisible shield was rased by Caroline.

Aisha:You're fast, what a shame you could never have been engaged to MY Dark.
??: But... Ladys, can I interrupt?
Caroline and Aisha: SHUT UP!
Jataru (whispers to cosmic): Who should appear, right now, would be...

* A light comes from the sky, and Watashi appears.

Watashi: Hi guys, Where is my dear Dark.
Aisha: A nother one!
Caroline: Stay away from this, this is a fight between us.

* Aisha and Caroline continue fighting.

Watashi: What is this about?
Cherry: Come here. (He whispers something to watashi.)
Watashi: What!?

* Weapons comes out from Watashi's cape.

Aisha : Oh hell!
??: LET ME TALK!

* ?? was hit by a ray gun fired by watashi

Watashi: He'll be mine!

* Watashi starts firing, like hell breaks loose.

[Cosmic King]

*That battle is been broadcasted towards the Heaven Database*

St. Peter:Tsk Tsk,methinks you sent Watashi on purpose,kami-sama

Nameless God:Regardless of that,may this be a lesson for my "brother" and his womanizer ways,he wanted to be with many girls,however now he will understand why hell hath no fury as a scorned woman

St. Peter:I pity Darkdevil,he is gonna be ripped to pieces if they try 2 claim it

[DarkDevil]

Dark (voice): Do you think I can die because of all my good lookings and my illusive heart that I had throughout the milleniums. The women that I dated, I've engaged and married. I...
God: St. Peter.

* St. Peter pushs a buttom from the remote control and Dark's voice was silented.

[cata]

Cata: We should think about fiding a way to get out of here, instead of trying to decide with wich girl should Dark stay...

Alumxander: Say, my dear Cata, would you do something like what they're doing for Dark, but for me?

Cata: I wouldn't need to. There's no competition... }:|

Alumxander: Then, if there was competition, you would fight for us.

Cata: Ye-- :/ Hey! There isn't "us"! There are "you" and "me" but separated.

Alumxander: Sooner or later, you'll fall into my arms.

Cata: Keep dreaming... }:|

Lum: Don't they ever get tired?

Shinobu (to Lum): And you don't ever get tired to have all guys around you?

Lum: I'm only with Darling!

Ran: Rei is mine!

Shinobu: Once, he proposed to me.

Ran: WHAT?!?!?! I'LL KILL YOU!

Lum: I don't like Rei!

Ran: You liar!

Shinobu: You like Mendou don't you?

Lum: I love Darling more than anything in the universe!

***They keep arguing and the other trio (Watashi, Aisha and Caroline) too.***

Cosmic: I feel something weird in this cave... ???

Forgotten: I feel it, too. You stole those words from my mouth. }:|

Cosmic: I just said it first. :*)

Forgotten: You just want to get the whole atention, smart boy. }:|

Cosmic: You're being childish.

Forgotten: You're always so selfish!

***Another fight...***

Janus: Wow... So many fights in just one place and time... 8|

Kroptik: I'm amazed, too.

Janus: You know? You're kinda pissing me off...

Kroptik: Oh yeah? Why?

Janus: You're always agreeing with everything. That makes me sick!

Kroptik: They're just my opinions!

Janus: You cynical!

Kropyik: Why you...!

*** Yes, another issue here. Quickly, the whole class were arguing about ridiculous things.***

[SandStorm]

in a moment, all of them are surrounded (stuck) in sand until the neck

Sand: (unifying his particles, and starting to be visible) Care to do less noise? Dang, one guy comes from a long journey, and when wants to see ol'mates finds this crap????

Forgotten: shut up!

Sand: No comments on that, but i'll help ya soon. (creates one apple, and stuff it on forgotten mouth.

Kroptik: you are there acting as a prayer, care to help me knocking out this b*stard?

Janus: What the hell, you fat icedtea drunker? (punch kroptik)

Sand: Jesus.... what bug bitten you, guys?

[Cosmic King]

*Sand imprisons the students in sand cells,they note that slowly their hate is fading*

Kroptik:Why would this been happening?

Cosmic:(sitting on forgotten) Probably this cave is da answer for our strange behavior,it increases hate in the hearts of good people or not so good people as us,we should just leave it before its toxic enviroment ...

*Ran takes out her bazooka while Shinobu prepares to deliver a big beating while Lum charges herself to do the Heaven Retribution*

Sand:No,girls,wait!!!!

*Everybody goes flying as a result of da explosion,but still aishi,watashi and caroline insist on fighting*

Dark:Girls,behave,there is enough of me for the 3 of ya,dont be selfish  

*After a tiresome battle,the 3 girls finish their battle,the 3 of used a stabbing technique on each other's hearts,they were badly bleeding*

Cosmic:Yer such a heartbreaker,dark,hehehe

Janus:Lets better tend their injuries before they die

*Then the unknown man that also loved Aishi grabbed her before the students could,his stare to dark meant that their feud wasnt over*

Ataru:Weird (sighs) well,at least i finally could prove that i am quite popular

Mendo:What do ya mean,moroboshi?

Ataru:Dont play dumb,mendo,you saw clearly that Shinobu and Ran fought Lum just to get me,i cant control my sex appeal

Mendo:(sarcasm) Yeah,right

*everybody returned to their tents*