Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

*In Brazil,the students are surrounded by the Chupacabras and his pals*

Cata:Didnt i kill them already?

*But before they could attack the Tomobiki students,a plane fell over the monsters,it seems Dark cant pilot with his paws*

Ataru:What a cat-astrophe

Lum:(picking up dark) Oh,poor pussycat

Onsen:Very well,guys,try to pick partners since this is gonna be a big trip and we dont want any lost person

[DarkDevil]

Ataru: I pick Shinobu.
Shinobu:I pick Mendo.
Mendo: I pick Lum.
Lum: I pick Darling.
Stormtroopers: I pick Lum!
All female student's (except Lum, Ryonnosuke and cata): WE PICK MENDO!
Alumxander: I pick Cata.
Cata: I pick anyone except Alumxander.
Dark: I pick every girl! :D)

[Cosmic King]

Onsen:*sigh* This way we are not gonna finish,i guess i shall choose,here it goes:

Lum - Megane

Mendo - Shinobu

Ataru - Cata

Ryuu - Darkdevil

*Then the rest of the students*

Are ya happy now? Let da trip begin

[DarkDevil]

Megane: Yes!
Lum: No!
Mendo:Yes.
Shinobu: Yes.
Ataru: Yes!
Cata: No.
Ryuu: Is he really a student?
DarkDevil: Yes (to Osen-mark) and no (to Ryuu).
All women: NO!
All men: YES!

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: WTF?!

[cata]

Ataru: Hey Cata-chan! We'll have a good time don't you think? (hugs her)

Cata: No! But it's better to be with you than with Alum...

Ataru: How about a little kiss? (tries to kiss her)

Cata: No way! Get off me...!

Lum: DARLING!

(shock... ok ok.... a BIG SHOCK)

Megane: Lum-san! Get back here, please.

Mendou: Lum-san! Leave that bastard right where he is, please, and come with me instead.

Shinobu: Mendou-san! You're my partner!

Ataru: Shinobu! But I love you...!

Lum: Darling! You're supposed to say those things ti me! (shocks him, once again)

Mendou: What have you just said, Moroboshi?!?!?! I'll kill you! (drags out his sword and tries to crush Ataru but he stops the sword with his bare hands just like he always do).

***A fight is being created.***

Lum: Leave Darling alone! (enters the fight)

Shinobu: Lum, don't you get any closer to Mendou! (enters in the fight)

Stormtroopers: Lum-san! (enter in the brawl)

Ryu: I could practice a little bit to fight better against my old man. (jumps in the fight)

***Ataru manages to escape temporarly from the fight.***

Ataru: Cata-chan! (hugs her)

***Ataru pulls Cata, Lum pulls Ataru, Mendou pulls Lum, Shinobu pulls Mendou, Ryu pulls Shinobu, Stormtroopers pull Ryu. Cata was trying to stay away from the fight, with no reason for that.***

Alumxander: Stay way from my Cata!

Cata: I'm not "your Cata"!

***Cata punches Alumxander in the face and both of them enter in the fight.***

Dark: So predictable...

Onsen: Class! Behave yourself! Moroboshi! You're responsable for this!

Students: SHUT UP! (make Onsen enter in the fight)

[Cosmic King]

Onsen:Keep fighting and all of ya will fail this semester

Students:Damn ya,onsen mark (the brawl ends)

[DarkDevil]

Dar: What's supose to happen now?

[cata]

Onsen: Now, if you please join your partners... we may proceed with our journey. ... Thank you. Do all the pairs have a tent, two sleeping bags, a swiss army knife, food, hygiene stuff, warm clothes, match box, flashlight, ropes,...

Students: Yes!

Lum: What are those things for?

Megane: Don't worry Lum-san, I have all we need in my camping bag. (Megane's camping bag is huge and full of things. It's really heavy, too.)

Ataru: Yo, Megane! Need help? You won't impress Lum if you can't lift your own stuff.

Megane: ... For... Lum-san! (he lifts his bag and joins the other students who were already walking towards the middle of the forest).

[DarkDevil]

Dark: This forest looks familiar.
Cherry (comes out from Ataru's bag): Why do you say that?
Ataru: What the hell are you doing there!

* Ataru  hits Cherry

* Ataru looks inside the bag.

Ataru: Where's my food?
Cherry: It was dilicious.

* Ataru lifts a tree.

Ataru: I'M GONNA...
Lum (with a smile): Don't worry, Darling, I brought extra.
Ataru: I think I'm gonna die.

[cata]

Cata: My bag sounds a little less heavier... (looks inside the bag) YOU CREEPY MONK! You ate all my food! You're gonna pay for what you've done!

Cherry: I did you a favour! I made you walk a little faster and getting more resistance now that you have less weight.

Lum: You can have some of my cookings, too, Cata-chan!

Cata (to Ataru): Me too. 8| (to Lum) No need to bother, Lum. I can wait untill I get home.

Lum: Don't be silly, Cata. I know you already. You can't keep 5 minutes with your stomach empty. I've food enough for the three of us.

Onsen: Sorry, Lum-san. But a team is a team, and I cannot allow teams helping out other teams. That's a rule. :/

Lum:

Ataru and Cata: Whew, that was close!

Cata (to Ataru): We need to find Ran-chan to get some nice-cooked food.

Ataru: After half-hour of the sleeping time, we go to Ran-chan's tent and we ask her for some food. With some luck, I can get a kiss or to see her naked while she is sleeping, or... :9~

Cata: Whatever, but the most important thing is to get food withou getting caught.

[Cosmic King]

*At Midnight ataru goes to cata so they can go and ask Ran to give them food*

Ataru:Lets hurry,my tummy still aches

Cata:You dont say (they find Ran tent and whisper in her ear) hey,ran-chan,wake up

Ran:(getting up violently) WHAT DO YA WANT?!? CANT YA SEE IT IS 1 O'CLOCK IN THE DAMN MORNING!?!?!?!

Cata:(laughing nervously) We just wanted a small favor from ya,can ya cook something for us? Cherry ate all our food

Ran:Why dont ya ask Lum? She would love to cook ya something

Ataru:Pretty please !!!! (he does the sad doggy face) We promise to kidnap and brainwash Rei when we return to Japan

Ran:.....Ok,give me some minutes and i shall cook ya something (begins to check her backpack,2 glowing eyes can be seen inside)

Cata:What is wrong?

Ran:There seems to be an evil midget inside my bag (they check it again and they find Cherry sleeping,his face is stained wit food,a small explosion happens)

Cata/Ataru:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Ran:(grabbing Cherry from da head) Bastard,today is the day ya meet yer maker (she is about to shoot him when he awakens)

Cherry:Wait,wait,i can explain

Cata/Ataru/Ran:The time of explanations is over,sakurambo,it is time for yer execution,fatso

Cherry:Wait,my death shall only provide ya a small degree of happiness,but i can give ya some vital info if ya lemme live

Cata:Speak

Cherry:Thank you,i almost thought i was a goner,phew

Ran:Tell us yer info already,cherry

Cherry:Ok,nearby there is a place called Raven Spire,there resides a magical set of Food called Ambrosia,it can become any food ya like and the best thing is that is limitless,only problem is that is been guarded by a beast called the Gorlion,dats why i started looting yer food,so i could gather energy to beat that beast

Ataru:Interesting,how do we know u arent lying?

Cherry:Kid,i cross my heart that i speak da truth

Cata:Ok,you shall guide us tomorrow after the school trip (she ties Cherry,preventing him to escape)

Ataru:There is still a problem,i am so hungry

Cata:So do i

Ran:Here take this...(Cata and Ataru are so hungry that they just swallow da only food remaining)...it was some beefbowl Lum-chan made,i was using it to kill mosquitoes but ya seemed so hungry

Cata/Ataru:Oh no

*they begin to feel a burning sensation on da tongue as well as some headaches,exactly in dat moment they hear Onsen-Mark approaching since there has been a lot of noise*

[DarkDevil]

In the next morning.
A student: HEY! SOMEONE STOLE MY FOOD!
another student: Me too.
a third student: Me three!
Shinobu: This is unforgivable!
Perm: It must have been Cherry!
Cherry (Surrounded by everyone): No, wait I?ve done nothing.
Osen: Calm down you all. (cheking inside his bag) I think I've... (hiting Cherry) YOU STUPID BASTARD.
Ryuu (inside her tent): WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!

* Ryuunosuke Hit's Dark (in his human form). Jumps over him and starts punching him.

Lum: Calm down, Ryuu-chan. His Dark.
Ryuu ???: Dark?

* Dark's  unconcious.

* Someone obscured by the trees appear

Someone (feminine voice): Surrender. You are all surrounded.

* A dark-skinned catgirl reveals herself.

Catgirl: I'm Aisha Clanclan Chief of the Kutar-kutar tribe.

* catmen appear surrounding them

Cosmic: We are surrounded.
Megane: We can see that! Now do something.
Aisha Clanclan (points at Ryuunosuke): You are under arrest.
Ryuunosuke: Me? What for?
Aisha: For hurting my dear beloved husband.

* Aisha Clanclan hugs Dark.

Everyone: HUSBAND! ???
Dark (awaking): huh... YOU!
Aisha (hugs him harder, breaking him some ribs): Yes, my loved.
Dark: How...How can you be alive... It was centurys ago
Aisha: I promise that I would be with you for ever. :D I, basically, had to do the ritual of eternity, as the rest of my men did and I've awaken a few months ago. I couldn't die without you, as you couldn't die without me.
Dark (in agony): Ture.
Kroptik (whispering to Forgotten): Dark is so screwed when Caroline founds out.

[Cosmic King]

Dark:Mortals,do something quickly

Cosmic:I am afraid the only one who can save ya is Caroline,Aisha seems as determinated as her

Megane:True,but she is at Japan

*Lum sneaks behind Aishi and shocks her into submission,dark is free*

Dark:(while kissing Lum's feet) Thankyouthankyouthankyou

Lum:Start speaking,dark-chan,how many girls r ya hiding from Caroline?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Idon'tknow. Ijustknowtheyallshouldha vebeendeadalongtimeago.
Aisha: Do you think those puny shocks hurts a Kutar-kutar! Arrest her!

* The catmen grab Lum but she's shocks everyone, or atleast she tries to.

Aisha: Knock her down, she's harming my beloved.

* They knock her down

Aisha: Now, where were we?

* Appears Ataru's face

Ataru: A kiss.

* Aisha kicks Ataru away.

Aisha: It's time to go, take them all to the village.

* Dark goes with others, but Aisha grabs his arm and pulls him.

Aisha (with a smile): You're coming with me, Darling.