Topic: Amused to Death

[cata]

I wonder who's going to win this first round...

[DarkDevil]

true

[Cosmic King]

Ok here are the results 

3RD PLACE

Alumxander :"Remember not to consume drugs nor alcohol,kids,or you will end up as me"

Sandstorm :"you don't need to be like me to open this silly bottle. if you can't, break it!"

Darkdevil :"A stupid hair cut, some oversize muscles, an ugly face  and the worst tutu ever. Oh, How could I forget, the most manly beer there is in the land."

They won 1 week of free alcoholic drinks at The Land of the Damned Bar & Grill  :B :B :B



2ND PLACE

Cata :"I had two options: to change hairstyle or to drink the booze. I've chosen wisely, don't you think?"

Janus :"It takes guts from a man to open that wine and that pickle jar"

They have just won 9,000 dvds of different animes and movies



and now last but no least...

1ST PLACE

Forgotten Lum :"damn, if i cant pull this cork out then how am i going to pull this dagger out of my leg"

The world is yours,chico,you have won the entire Milky Way galaxy and all its resources



Thanks to everybody for playing,have a nice day  >

[Jataru]

In the next one I will be in da spot.

[janus]

2ND PLACE

They have just won 9,000 dvds of different animes and movies

9,000 dvds ain't sound so bad, but it would be nicer to have an extra empty bookshelf or two

[Forgotten_Lum]

that's alot of dvds, someone really has to much money and time on the hands

[cata]

Cata's speach: I want to thank you to all my fans and all the people who supported and voted for me. I want to thank to Cosmic King who made this possible and to thank Rumiko Takahashi, UY, SIC Radical and my family that without them, I wouldn't get this award. Peace, Love and Anime!

[janus]

Cata's speach: I want to thank you to all my fans and all the people who supported and voted for me. I want to thank to Cosmic King who made this possible and to thank Rumiko Takahashi, UY, SIC Radical and my family that without them, I wouldn't get this award. Peace, Love and Anime!

I would just take my prize and head home 

[Jataru]

Speach, Speach, Speach, Speach!! 

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik applauds.

Shame I didn't participate.

When's the next round, Mr Mod??

[Cosmic King]

that's alot of dvds, someone really has to much money and time on the hands

Some people owed some favors,dats why

* Kroptik applauds.

When's the next round, Mr Mod??

Soon,kroptik,soon

[Jataru]

I think that it was time for some changes in me so I decided to instead of using my magician's power, to use my Chakra inside me to fully protect Lum.

[Cosmic King]

Good to see you updated yer visual appeal,jataru

Back to subject,here is something i found on da net

"Superman True Powers"

    * X-Ray Vision: Not necessarily a skill used in battle. It's more of a fun skill he uses to look at Lana Lang and Lois Lane's sexy naked bodies. It is noted that he has used this skill against Lex Luthor, little children, and your mom. He can also use it to give people cancer, cheat at various card games, and sterilise his friends.

    * Poo Flinging: Just like a trained monkey, Superman has the ability to fling his own poop thousands of miles. This proves useful when he is pitted against his most powerful enemies, kryptonite and Hugh Jackman.

    * Super-knitting: Yes, this is actually one of his powers, he can make sweater so tight, it will strangle his enemies.

    * Flying: When the creators of Superman were thinking of unique and original ideas, this came up as one. After all, Superman is the ONLY superhero that can fly.

    * Super Speed: So Flash had this skill of having super speed, and just super speed only. Superman had to be a dick and take this speed, along with 10,000 other cool tricks. Knowing that Superman was superior to Flash in every way, Flash killed himself, and Superman laughed at his funeral.

    * Super Walking: Much like regular walking but done with more aplomb and righteousness

    * Kamehameha: A new power that Superman got mysteriously when people stopped watching Superman and started watching Dragonball Zzz.

    * Invincibility: While every other superhero can actually get hurt when punched, hit, etc, Superman happens to be invincible, so that it is impossible to defeat him, unless around kryptonite. If a nuclear bomb hit Superman, he'd still live. If a meteor hit Superman, he'd still live, If a piece of green rock touched him he'd die. Real bullets can kill Superman, but people shoot him with weak guns to make him sound strong.

    * Crying Mommy: A power that shouts "Mommy! This guy hit me! Boohoo!" It is so powerful that Superman's mommy will mysteriously appear and take a baking roller and hit the villain on the head so much that it breaks and the villain will dissipate.

    * Media Power: Most superheroes are terrible with media. But, the exaggerated media fame of Superman is his main power. Superman uses media to spread lies about the villain. The villain becomes depressed, and attempts suicide. Right before, Superman comes and convinces them not to. But, being Superman, he kills them instead.

    * Super-Prefacing: Superman can put the word Super in front of any frickin' thing he does. It's just magical.

    * Insulting Power: Superman also has the ability to insult or curse any man who comes on his property. It came to him naturally in the 1300s after making his peace offering with Ultra-Jesus. His words were said to give people in real life courage to face their problems.

    * Super-Breath: This is actually a real power of Superman. Superman can hold his breath longer than anyone, which is quite helpful when large air-obstructing objects are shoved down his throat. He also can blow harder and more intense than anyone as well, which is suggestive in itself. You name it, he'll blow it.

    * Miscounting: The power to not be able to count. BA-dum-TISS

    * Superjack-ass-edness: Yeah, that's right. Superman is an asshole, a total jack ass. He's the kind of guy who'd do your sister, and send you the photos with a little message saying "check out this hot piece of ass".

"Scary Stories"

[cata]

Lol. We gotta love Superman.

[Jataru]

Charlie Brown with a gun!?