Topic: Amused to Death

[Cosmic King]

Konichiwa,lumaholics  :*)

Here i bring ya a special funny topic regarding bizarre articles and more,here we go...

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7 DEADLY SINS QUIZ

SLOTH

I like to :

a) put off till tomorrow what i can do today
b) take many naps and watch UY all day
c) hibernate till next year

GREED

I have:

a) left restaurant without tipping
b) left restaurant without paying the check
c) made a killer business in anime merchandasing

LUST

I am  :

a) attracted to people from opposite sex
b) attracted to people of the same sex
c) able to repopulate earth with my lust and many company

GLUTTONY

I eat:

a) between meals
b) between between meals
c) therefore i am (also known as Rei syndrome)

ANGER

I sometimes :

a) get mad
b) get really mad
c) grab my shotgun

ENVY

I sometimes feel jealous of other people's:

a) good looks
b) money
c) love (especially if that love is a horned green haired girl <or boy if you are a girl>)

PRIDE

I am:

a) god's gift to the opposite sex
b) god's gift to the world
c) god

How to score :

Each "a" answer is 10 points
Each "b" answer is 20 points
each "c" answer is 50 points

If your total is :

10 - 70 ... you are most likely to go to hell
80 - 150 ... you are definitely going to hell
160 - 350 ... hell is yer destiny

Submit yer results here and have a nice day 

[Kroptik]

a) c) a) a) a) c) b)

160 points...
Guess I'm going to hell for sure... Dark will be happy. xD

[Cosmic King]

Here are my results :

b,a,a,a,a,c,b

130 points

I better grab my sun-tan cream,hehehehe  >

[FallinG_StaR]

Well this is against all my beliefs but what the hell I'll do it...

SLOTH
I like to :
a) put off till tomorrow what i can do today

GREED
I have:
a) left restaurant without tipping

LUST
I am  :
a) attracted to people from opposite sex

GLUTTONY
I eat:
a) between meals

ANGER
I sometimes :
a) get mad

ENVY
I sometimes feel jealous of other people's:
b) money

PRIDE
I am:
b) god's gift to the world

Total: 90 points >> You are definitely going to hell

[Ryuunosuke]

i got:
             b)c)b)c)b)c)

Erm,i dunno the answer.help.
Posted on: March 01, 2007, 04:00:59 PMW00t!I only did 1 post.ok w00t h00t this is mah second.

[Cosmic King]

You 210 points,ryunosuke-boy

[Forgotten_Lum]

Lust
a)
otherwise you have no hormones and something is wrong

Anger
a)
this has to happen once in a while

Envy
c)
you couldn't be a lumaholic if this werent true

Total: 70 points
and to think i would get away from my brother after death, i think the scale is a little off because i'm pretty sure everyone is going to hell on this scale, but I have a chance, here i come belldandy

[Cosmic King]

Indeed that would come handy 4 ya,forgotten,but what happened 2 da other 4 questions?

[Forgotten_Lum]

according to your criteria i dont have the other 4 sins

[SandStorm]

80

[FallinG_StaR]

according to your criteria i don't have the other 4 sins

You have no pride on yourself??? That's got to be hard... Poor guy... I pity your mind, body and soul...

[Forgotten_Lum]

Okay i have to add one sin to my list, because i had this week off,

Sloth
b)take many naps and watch UY all day

that puts me too 90 points for this week, i have nothing better to do so why not watch uy episodes and take screen caps

[Cosmic King]

Now that u hav finished this quiz,let us proceed for some wacky real laws in the united states,lets start:

California

It is against the law for women to drive while wearing a bathrobe.
It is against the law for animals to mate publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In some small community, a law was passed that forbid anyone from trying to stop a child from playfully jumping over water puddles.
Apple Valley - it is illegal for ducks to quack after 10:00 PM within the city limits.
Bellflower - the law states that "a drunken man has as much right to a sidewalk as a sober man since he needs it a great deal more."
Bonsall - it is against the law to read the Sunday paper while sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch while church services are in session.
Berkeley - it is illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7:00 A.M.
Beverly Hills - the law states that "no male person shall make remarks to or concerning, or cough or whistle at, or do any other act to attract the attention of any woman upon or traveling along any of the sidewalks."
Buena Park - the law prohibits males from "turning and looking at a woman in that way" on the Sabbath. If a second offense occurs, the assailant is required to "wear horse blinders for a 24-hour period in public."
Camirillo - it is illegal for any man to purchase liquor without the written consent of his wife.
Carmel - it is against the law to eat ice cream while standing on the sidewalk.
Castaic - the law states that if a dentist accidentally pulls the wrong tooth, then the patient has the right to pull one of the dentist's teeth.
Compton - it is against the law to have hip pockets in pants "since that is a good place to hide liquor."
Costa Mesa - it is illegal to enter a movie theatre within four hours of eating garlic.
Covina - according to this local law, a husband is not guilty of desertion if his wife rents his room to a boarder and "crowds him out of his house."
El Monte - it is against the law for a horse to fall asleep in a bathtub unless the rider is sleeping with the horse.
Gardena - it is illegal for any woman to chew tobacco without having the permission of her husband.
Glendale - the law allows horror films to be shown only on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays.
Hesperia - the law states that "no one is allowed to duel if the opponent selects water pistols as weapons."
Inglewood - it is unlawful "for any male person, within the corporate limits of the city of Inglewood, to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."
Long Beach - any female attending a dance "must be found wearing a corset. A physician is required to inspect each female at the dance."
Los Angeles - it is against the law to bathe two babies in the same bathtub at the same time.
Los Angeles - a man can legally beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, as long as the strap is no wider than 2 inches. The wife must give her consent in order for him to legally beat her with a wider strap.
Los Angeles - it is illegal for the customer of a meat market to poke turkey to see how tender it is.
Malibu - it is against the law to laugh out loud in a movie theatre.
Monrovia - the law states that in order to get married, a man must "prove his manhood" by shooting six blackbirds or three crows and bringing them to his prospective father-in-law.
Ojai - it is against the law for a woman to stand within five feet of a bar when she takes a drink in any public establishment serving alcoholic beverages.
Ontario - rooster crowing is outlawed within the city limits.
Pacific Grove - bothering the butterflies carries a $500 fine.
Pico River - it is against the law for women weighing over 200 pounds that are attired in shorts to ride a horse.
Pomona - the law states that "no person shall hallo, shout, bawl, scream, use profane language, dance, sing, whoop, quarrel, or make any unusual noise or sound in any house in such a manner as to disturb the peace and quiet of the neighborhood."
Prunedale - it is illegal to have two indoor bathtubs in your house.
Rosemead - it is against the law to eat ice cream in public with a fork.
Riverside - it is illegal to carry a lunchbucket on the street.
Riverside - it is illegal to stick your tongue out "in the direction of" a dog.
San Francisco - there is a law that guarantees sunshine for the people.
Santa Ana - it is illegal to swim on dry land.
Santa Ana - it is against the law for a horse to sleep in a bakery.
Santa Monica - the law states that "any person who shall in the city of Santa Monica use or carry a concealed or unconcealed any bean snapper or like article, shall, upon conviction, be fined."
Temecula - it is illegal to play cards with children or pregnant women on the curb of a street.
Upland - it is unlawful for the owner or keeper of horses, mules, cattle, sheep, goats, and hogs to "run at large."
Ventura - it is illegal to make "ugly faces" at dogs that are found "freely roaming the community".
Victorville - it is against the law to shoot open canned goods with a revolver.

[FallinG_StaR]

You're joking right??? I know there's weird people in the USA but this is ridiculous...

Btw, whats a bean snapper???

[carrot]

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