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Author Topic: Amused to Death  (Read 123461 times)

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Offline Forgotten_Lum

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #105 on: July 13, 2007, 01:44:53 PM »
who comes up with these...
This is Jenga lol :)

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #106 on: July 13, 2007, 02:02:21 PM »
It could only be Cosmic.
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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #107 on: July 13, 2007, 09:21:56 PM »
It could only be Cosmic.

Sorry to break yer dreams,demon,but i wasnt da creator

who comes up with these...

Apparently those facts are gathered from many e-mails,so i didnt created all of them,i just helped with 6 of them

Anyways,if someone has a funny video/text/image,be free to post it here
Posted on: July 13, 2007, 06:28:44 PM
Here is a corny 50s tale i wanna call "The Jealous Cactus"

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #108 on: July 13, 2007, 10:58:00 PM »
The "Jealous cactus" reminds me of the flower shop girl episode,
but the giant flower gave up quickly and wasn't as deadly :P 

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #109 on: July 14, 2007, 01:20:48 AM »
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# Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

How the hell did he survived a Chuck Norris RHK???

Well... How the hell did he survived the high temperatures of Earth's core???

Saddam "was" stronger than Chuck... he just couldn't roundhouse-kick...  ;D
« Last Edit: July 14, 2007, 01:29:21 AM by FallinG_StaR »
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #110 on: July 15, 2007, 04:41:40 PM »
I loved it, Cosmic.
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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #111 on: July 18, 2007, 12:27:31 AM »
Jacki Chan imitating Street Fighter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itwdoFvQH3E

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #112 on: July 18, 2007, 01:02:19 AM »
Roflmao!

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #113 on: July 18, 2007, 01:06:44 AM »
Indeed... Jackie Chan is the best...
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"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #114 on: July 18, 2007, 06:01:45 AM »
i saw the end there before, now where was it, oh ya at the end of a ranma AMV set to the music i like chinese
This is Jenga lol :)

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #115 on: July 18, 2007, 07:33:11 AM »

ARMED ROBERY; SEVERAL CRIMES AGAINST SMALL ANIMALS (SMALL CATS AND DOGS)

JESUS MENDIETA

Photo taken in December 2006


Aliases: Jesus Christ; Cosmic Mendieta; King Mendieta; Cosmic King; Jesus "The King" Mendieta; King Invader

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth:   October 2, 1986/87
Place of Birth:    Chihuahua, Mexico                      Eyes:           Dark/Brown
Height:                5'6" to 5'7"                           Complexion:      Dark/Medium
Weight:                160 to 169 pounds                Sex:           Male
Build:                Medium/Stocky                        Race:           White (Hispanic)
Occupations:   Otaku and all around Anime Lover

Scars and Marks: A giant tattoo of an anime character on is back


   
CAUTION

JESUS MENDIETA IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH THE ARMED ROBBERY OF APPROXIMATELY $7 MILLION FROM FALLING STAR ENTERPRISES. HE ALLEGEDLY TOOK TWO SMALL AND CUTE ANIMALS AS HOSTAGE AT GUNPOINT AND THEN TORTURED THEM, IN ORDER TO FURTHER TORTURE THEM HE SHOW THEM A VIDEO CONTAINING VERY WEIRD IMAGES OF A DEVIL CAT HAVING SEX WITH A DOG.


CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS


IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.
   
« Last Edit: July 18, 2007, 11:45:43 AM by FallinG_StaR »
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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #116 on: July 18, 2007, 01:14:25 PM »
I will keep my eyes open. I'm sure that if everyone helps, that criminal will be arrested. :&

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #117 on: July 18, 2007, 02:36:17 PM »
i saw someone similar to him in my chimney last 25th december...
Follow your dreams...

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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #118 on: July 18, 2007, 02:41:19 PM »
I think I heard of him... Isn't he the fake Santa that lives on the moon?? :?
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Re: Amused to Death
« Reply #119 on: July 18, 2007, 02:43:02 PM »
Lol. Now I remember... There are many people like him in the malls, TV,... There are even toys with him... Are you sure that he is a criminal? As he appears so many times and in many places maybe he is a famous person. A famous person but not in crime. Like music, cinema, TV,...