Topic: Through the Wormhole

[Ultimatmus]

Scene 1

(The Lens of Truth is sticking out of the ground)
Marisa: This is one neat lookin'

I'll be taking this whether you like it or not. Cirno.

Cirno: You will? Okay then.
Marisa: You're not gonna try to stop me?
Cirno: I'm gonna let you finish.
Marisa: (When she picks it up she activates the trap)
Woah!
(Gets caught in the trap)
Marisa: What's this! What the hell's going on!
Cirno: Who's the dumbass now?
Marisa: Cirno! You won't get away-
Cirno: Wait! It hasn't finished yet.
Marisa: What do you mean it hasn't- Aaaaah! (Plummets into abyss below)
Marisa: Cirno! (Voice fades as she descends)
Cirno: Marisa!
Marisa: Cirno! (Her voice is now distant and faint)
Cirno: Marisa!
(laughs)
Ha! I sounded like Kaneda.
(A possum walks up)
Possum: Hiss!
Cirno: (Freezes the possum)

(Man wearing Kitsune mask enters the room)
Kitsuno: I see that Marisa has been disposed of.
Cirno: Hells yeahs! Mr. Boss Man Sir!
Kitsuno: Okay! Okay! Don't spaz out over it!
Cirno: Okie doke.
Kitsuno: Now I must deal with that sorry Shrine Maiden.
Cirno: Hey Boss!
Kitsuno: Yes?
Cirno: Why ya wearin' that mask?
Kitsuno: I'm a fan of Ocarina.
Cirno: Well how bout that?
(Navi flies in)
Navi: Listen!
Cirno: Shut it Navi! This plot's only big enough for one fairy!
(She freezes Navi)

Scene 2

(Marisa continues to fall)

     Narrator: Darkness surrounded Marisa as she fell.
                    Little did she know that she was falling through
                    a wormhole.
                    She also had no idea she was going backwards in time
                    one year for every minute she fell.
                    Where does the other end lead to?
                    Why the real world of course.

Scene 3

Cirno: (Sits in a field admiring the possum in ice)
Never froze one of these before!
Suwako: (Notices her)
"What is that pesky ice fairy doing over there?"
What's this? Have you been freezing frogs again?
Cirno: No, I froze this!
Suwako: Get it out of my face before I beat you upside the head with it!

Cirno: You don't think it's cool?
Suwako: No. (Takes a second look)
Wait! I haven't seen one of these creatures in years.
Cirno: Where did it come from?
Suwako: These haven't lived in Gensokyo since long before Kanako got here.
Cirno: Wow!
Suwako: I take this as a bad omen.
Cirno: Why?
Suwako: It must be from out of this world. Literally.
Cirno: Cool! How did it get here?
Suwako: It must have been warped through a portal.
A portal to the outside world.
Cirno: Wait a minute.
(Recollection)

Kitsuno: See this portal I opened up?
Cirno: What's it for?
Kitsuno: Make sure Marisa sees the bait and tries to steal it.
Cirno: Yeah but what's it for?
Kitsuno: It's a trap for Marisa.
Cirno: You're sure she's gonna fall for it?
Kitsuno: No one with kleptomaniacal tendencies can resist the Lens of Truth,
nor can any curious being ignore its call to be lifted from the ground, "Grasp me, look into my lens and behold."
Cirno: You've got a funny way of saying things, boss.
Kitsuno: Find Marisa and bring her here. I'll return when I sense that she's left this plane.
I can't allow her to see me. She mustn't suspect that anyone but you was involved in this.
Cirno: Why?
Kisuno: Because wormholes can backfire in an infinite number of ways.
Cirno: That's a wormhole?
Kitsuno: Yes. That's exactly what it is.
Cirno: I didn't know worms could get that big. Is the worm inside that hole gonna eat Marisa?
What a great way to get rid of her! I don't see why you're worried cause I can't imagine how it could possibly backfire.
Kitsuno: That's why you're my favorite accomplice.
Cirno: What do you mean?
Kitsuno: It's your unwavering loyalty. The trust between us.
Cirno: You can always count on me boss!

[Ultimatmus]

Scene 4:

Reisen: (receiving signals)
ー　' ' All I want to do is have a little fun before I die ' ' said the man next to me out of nowhere　ー
ー　I only wanna be with you! ー
ー　Don't go chasing waterfalls ー

Reisen: The EMR is carrying the sound of voices. This isn't natural.
(searches for the signal's origin)


(back at the lake shore)

Cirno: I know where the porthole is.
Suwako: Where's the portal? We can't let it remain open much longer.
Cirno: I'll show you where it's at.

(Suwako follows her)

ー　Black hole sun won't you come and wash away the rain! Black hole sun　ー
Reisen: Singing EMR? This isn't natural at all.
(discovers the wormhole)
So that's where it's coming from. I must go inside and find the source of all these signals.
(she enters the wormhole)

Narrator: As fast as Reisen flew through the wormhole
she miraculously reached the other side shortly before it closed.
Cirno and Suwako arrive just in time to see it close.

Cirno: Here it is!
Suwako: That's no ordinary portal. It's a wormhole.
Cirno: How'd you know?
Suwako: I've lived long enough to see and know about these kinds of things.
Cirno: Okay.
Suwako: Wait a second. Look it's closing!

(Reisen emerges from the wormhole and into woods)

Reisen: Where has this portal taken me?
(looks behind her)
Oh no!
(wormhole closes)
Where's Yukari when you need her?
This is just great!
(sarcasm)
Marisa: Hey! What are you doing here?
Reisen:
カーン
(shocked)

[FallinG_StaR]

I thought this was about the TV series with the same name...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bkftzd1QO8

Still... why is this in the Miscellaneous > Chit & Chat part of the forum... and what is it?

[veehive]

(heavy sigh with facepalm) It's a fanfic. A TouhouProject fanfic.

Ultimatmus asked (in a thread elsewhere) if there would be objection to him posting a fanfic here, and while a small objection was raised no absolute ban was placed against his intended action.

I do not recall him stating that his fanfic would NOT be UruseiYatsura-related.

So, now ... this.

I love Touhou. I truly do. But I don't think a fanfic which does not have at least 50% UruseiYatsura content belongs on this forum. Even if it's in the Miscellaneous section.

[FallinG_StaR]

Ah... Ok. Thanks Veehive.

I have to say I like the possum drawing... even if at first I thought it was a rat...

Feel free to continue Ultimatmus.

[Lum-chan]

Nice start, Ultimatmus! Keep up the good work!

[Cosmic King]

Keep the good work, Ultimatmus