Topic: Things you wont hear in UY

[Necron 99]

Ten: Playing with fire is bad!

Shinobu: Inaba looks sexy in a rabbit suit! O+

Mr. Moroboshi: No need to worry about the mortgage!

Young Lum: My life is miserable.

[Cosmic King]

Rei:I think i will get a diet

Ran:I am just been used by rei,from now on i will only hunt men that think

[cata]

Mrs Invader: (speaking anything in japanese).

[Cosmic King]

Soban:I dont love Shinobu

Shinobu:Soban,he is so dreamy

[Necron 99]

Cherry: I represent the Lollipop Guild. :D)

Ataru: Lum's gone... Meh, I'll be okay.

Lum: I hate you, Darling!

Ran: I hate you, Rei!

Sakura: It's over, Tsubame. I'm dumping you.

Kitsune: Shinobu's not that cute... :/

Dappya Monster: I want my own movie!

Mr. Invader: There couldn't be a finer husband for my daughter than Ataru.

Shutaro: I love the dark.

Kitsune: Who am I kidding? Shinobu and I could never marry! It would never work!

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Mrs. Mizukonoji:I think i have screwed up the lifes of my two children

Mrs. Mendo: Ox-carts are so yesterday,i am getting an automobile

Kaede:I am happy been a ninja,i dont need to find another job

Ten:Each time i go to pee,it burns,sakura-san

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Ran,you are right,i am guilty for all yer problems

Most of UY characters:We really respect and like Cherry

Ataru:(in front of all people) Lum,would ya marry me? there is no need for ya to answer,let our lips speak wit a kiss in front of all or friends

Tsubame:Sakura,i wont marry ya,i dont like fat girls

Kuribayashi-sensei:I dont have a lolita syndrome problem,in fact i could be lum's father,she is just a girl

[Necron 99]

Lum: It's true! My cooking is terrible! *sob*

Shutaro: The most erotic and romantic moment of my life was when one of my security guards kissed me in the public bathhouse. Ah, what memories!

Ten: Torajima's not such a bad guy...

Misuzu: I love you, Torajima!

Onsen-Mark: Sakura isn't that cute. :/

Ryuunosuke: I wish I was a boy.

[Cosmic King]

Mrs. Fujinami Ghost:I wish i could be back to life and kill that husband of mine

Ryuu:Nagisa is cute,i will marry her/him

Ataru:Lum,my darling,today's dinner you made was delicious,how about you give me a kiss with those sweet lips of yours as dessert?

Sakura:I love Onsen,he is a handsome and sensible man

[cata]

Sakura: Tsubame is so intelligent!

[Kroptik]

Lum: Zebra stripes would look better on me...

Ataru: Harems are a bad idea. I'll just marry Lum and build a family.

Ten: Ataru is the best husband Lum could have.

Mendo: I'll donate money for the poor./ Lum isn't bad, but Ryuunosuke is hot.

Shinobu: Ataru is the right man for me.

Sakura: I'm in love with a demon.

Cherry: I'm not hungry.

Ran: Rei is an idiot.

Rei: Ran, I love you more then food.

Benten: Maybe I should get a space car, my bike's getting boring to ride.

Oyuki: Let's move to Mars.

Kurama: Lum is my best friend.

Kokatsuneko: (Anything)

Ryuunosuke: I have the best dad in the world.

Mr Fuginami: I know who your mother is Ryuunosuke.

Mr Moroboshi: I'm bored of reading the newspaper everyday.

Ms Moroboshi: Ataru... You have a brother.
Posted on: Thursday 12-July-2007, 00:11:03Sorry, forgot one.

Kroptik: Ataru can have Lum. I don't care.

[cata]

Lol.

[Forgotten_Lum]

lol its been a while since i last heard anything about kroptik giving up on lum

[Cosmic King]

Apocalypse has been triggered LoL

[DarkDevil]

It wasn't me, it wasn't me!