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Offline Cosmic King

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Things you wont hear in UY
« on: July 11, 2007, 01:19:09 AM »
Shutaro:Well,money and looks cant give you all

Rei:E=mc2

Ran:Lum,i know you are not guilty for all my troubles,you were just been friendly,i will gladly see a pyschoterapist

Ataru:I should be more polite with women,they are not supposed to be the object of my lust

Lum:What have i been thinking wasting my time with that pervo Ataru? i am coming back to Uru and say daddy he is bad with me so i am free of ataru then i can go and confess my love to shutaro
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 01:26:29 AM »
Very good, indeed
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 02:30:07 AM »
Pretty good.

Stormtroopers: We are wasting our time protecting and loving Lum. We will let Ataru stay with her.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 02:56:42 AM »
Ten: I'm a bad boy mom >:)

Ataru's mom: I'm glad I had a son

Rei: ( any word besides concerning  food, Lum or reading  off a preschool paper )

Ataru: ....ve you (to finish off the three words he can never say to this special someone[possibly])


« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 03:08:57 AM by janus »
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 03:18:01 AM »
Ran: I love Oyuki! Especially when she is mad!

Onsen-Mark: I am glad to teach. The studens of Tomobiki High are the best. Ataru Moroboshi is my favourite.

Mendou: I'm not afraid of the dark.

Ryunnosuke: I'm a boy!
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 04:11:11 AM »
Lum: Ten is a spoiled brat who is worthy of being spanked!

Ataru: I really should appreciate Lum more often.

Mrs. Moroboshi: I'm proud to have Ataru as my son.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 05:26:51 AM »
Mr. Moroboshi: I got a promotion

Oyuki: I'm so excited

Shinobu: I have a boyfriend

Tsubame: Sakura, it will never work...

Ataru: I'm gay

Lum: I'm afraid of heights and lightning

Osen: I would never quit this job

Ten: Why am I chasing after so many girls, my balls haven't even dropped yet

Mrs. Moroboshi: I'm a virgin

Shutaro: Damn my wig fell off

Ton: I can suck back balls like they were nothing

Ton: now how to get it on with Ryoko

Ryoko: I wonder how it feels to be caught in an explosion

Sakura: I'm full
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 06:24:30 AM »
Cherry: I'm not going to annoy Ataru and co. today.

Mendo: Ataru, you are free to explore my estate.

Shinobu: Does Ryuunosuke think I'm cute?

Ataru: Ten is a cool kid.

Ten: Ataru would make the perfect husband for Lum.

Lum: After spending time with Rei and Ataru, I'm through with men. From now on, I'm a lesbian.

Ran: Rei, stop asking me for food! >:(

Ataru: Lum's cooking is spectacular! :)

Ataru: Who am I kidding? I can't have a harem! It would never work!

Lum: Darling, I'll let you have a harem.

Sakura: Tsubame's a douche. I think I'll join Ataru's harem.

Kurama: I accept Ataru as my husband.

Kotatsu-Neko: It's cold, but it's okay! I don't need anything to keep me warm!

Kitsune: Vote 5 for porn! :D)

Ataru: No, Lum. You can't be in my harem.

Ten: I love you, Mariko. O+

Asuka: Yippee! A man! ^_____^

Shinobu: Kitsune, you're more man than Mendo!

Kurama: Oni are welcome in my domain.

Ataru: Mendo is hot! O+

Lum: Darling may date whomever he wants to.

Lum: Rei, I'm thinking of starting our relationship all over again. Ataru just isn't cutting it.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 10:40:53 AM »
Ataru: I will never girl-hunt again. I'll just pay atention to classes.

Ryunnosuke: I love my dad.

Mr. Fujinami: I hate the sea! I'm glad that Ryunnosuke is a girl.

Oyuki: F***, S***, B****,...

Ten: My mom isn't scary.

Cherry: I'll do it... for free.

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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2007, 01:31:57 PM »
Ataru: I hate women.

Kurama: I'll marry any ungly creature in the universe.

Kurama: I don't want to have kids.

Ten: I hate Sakura.

Shutaru: I'll date any man.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 01:45:25 PM »
That was already said, Miss Cata.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 01:53:25 PM »
Sorry I havent read. I shall remove my reply.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 02:00:07 PM »
It wasn't needed to remove.
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 06:41:49 PM »
Wow,you guys really made ya homework,glad to see all of us contributed

Shutaro:I dont fear the darkness nor tiny spaces

Cherry:It is not fate

Kotatsu Neko:Hello,my name is Kotatsu and i can speak

Kurama:I am famous and the queen of my race,why should i need a man?

Ryoko:Causing pain in others is such a bad thing

Lum:Since darling wants to have an harem,i will have one too

Queen Elle:I wont get married,just imagine all the bills if i had like 999 men

Fujinami-san:I am glad i have a daughter and i think crossdressing is dumb

Ten's Mom: I love fire !!!!
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Re: Things you wont hear in UY
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 06:52:23 PM »
Asuka: I am afraid of womans. I hate my brother!
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