Topic: Nightmare Battle

[SandStorm]

Sand: So, care to guide us to the bodies "warehouse"?

'Conan': hehehe, follow me, young ones, hehehehe

once they get, the choice is very few, or very fat, or very thin, and dark stated no one of those...
They kept searching on, and found old old man body (near 80 years old) but with full hair, white with yellow edges, all teethes on, but, yellowish, normal body, 1,75m tall

Sand: well, at least this one is complete, no missing or rotten parts...

[Cosmic King]

"Conan":Is this the one ya want?

Sand:Hmm,yeah,i see no problem with this one,can ya wrap it up so we take it home?

"Conan":Sure (puts the body inside a sarcophagus) may yer friend enjoy it

Kaede:I bet he will,bye bye

*The 2 ass-asins leave Styx Spire*

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Hmm... Nice... The action returned... XD

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: It couldnt be stopped as you may notice now,falling star

On-Topic:

*Conan grabs his phone and calls Falling Star*

"Conan":Sire,they got the body as ya predicted

Falling Star:Excellent,once Dark enters that body,a rift in the worlds would open,allowing us to study the dimension that is Kyo's home

[SandStorm]

Sand: mission accomplished, or at least, almost.

Kaede: I can't stop trying to see dark's face when he gets this body xD

Sand: Yup, now, we need to make the preparation with his blood. It will take a long time. If any memories are remaining on this folk brain, they need to be erased.

[Cosmic King]

*After "formatting" that body's memory at Forgotten Lum house,the 2 ass-asins bring it before darkdevil*

Sand:Here is what we promised

Dark:Ohh goody,lemme open it (he opens the sarcophagus and gazes its interiors)

Kaede:Didya like it,pussycat?

*Darkdevil jaw drops to the floor,his eyes are becoming red*

Dark:WHAT THE HECK WERE YA THINKING?!? THERE IS NO WAY I AM WEARING THAT 

Sand:But it aint a fat body nor a skinny one

Dark:True,but this looks like a mummy,i cant use it for my double date

[SandStorm]

Sand: yes you can, wear it, take a bath, dye your hair, wash the teeth, put some skin regenerative cream and you are done.

[Cosmic King]

Dark:This body doesnt need skin regenerative cream,it needs to be cremated

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling Star: (coming out of the shadows) Don't worry my demon friend... as soon as you possess that old body your powers will kick in and will transform him into its youthful form...

Dark: Wow... Where did you come from... I thought you where dead...

Sand/Kaede: Huh?

Falling: Well... Who knows maybe I am dead... maybe I was never alive... that's something we don't need to discuss at the moment... just do as I say and all will be well.

Dark: Ok... I'll do it... But... (Falling Star is gone)... WTF? Where did he go?

Sand: What the hell are you talking about... we are the only ones here... Me, you and Kaede...

Dark: What? Man I must stop smoking that stuff... Well Whatever... Lets do this....

[Cosmic King]

*The moment Dark sends his spirit towards the soul-less body,a burst of light comes and a body rises fully clothed*

Dark:Did it worked? has my spirit turned this senile body into some something more young?

Sand:Nay,demon,just take a look (hands him a mirror)

Dark:Lets see how bad i look now

*Dark gazes at himself inda mirror*



Dark:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaede:It is not THAT bad,darkdevil,some women love that old biker aspect

[DarkDevil]

* Arraives another Dark (in cat form).

Dark: Hi, how ar... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Sand/Kaede: Huh? ???
Dark (in old man's body):Sorry, sir... I...
Dark: Urusei! I've orded you to substitute mee while I went to Africa!:(
Dark (in old man's body):Sorry, but...
Dark: No "but's"! I'll go and see what you've done to Caroline, Watashi and Aisha, while you go back to your old duties. And take off that stupid and ugly body.
Sand/Kaede (to Dark in old man's body): Busted!

[kyo]

hidden voice : stop me it i miss a plot point here but arnt' you the s.o.b who thought it will be fun to encase me in sand ?
sand: no way, i took you down way down !
kyo: really now than why am i here ? >
(sand rush to attack kyo but was frozen by a unknow female)
kyo: now how do it feels ? :*)
(turn to woman)
kyo: thank you oyuki :D
oyuki: send the check to my account
kyo: will do
(turn back to sand)
kyo: i should crush you to pieces (offtopic did i spell that right ????)
but i am a very nice man you going to make a wonderful gift to my wife  :D
kaede: where the hell are you taking sand ?
kyo: to this address (fling a card toward dark) and do bring kropitk ataru and lum. we not done our dual
(kyo carried sand away)
(by  the way anyone seen cata?)

[Cosmic King]

*Kyo hires a ship so he could visit exotic places before meeting Lum and Ataru again*

Kyo:Hope ya like yer suite,sandstorm,it is a cool one,there is no doubt on it

*Sand is unable to speak,he cannot get awy since kyo sent him to the ship freezer section*

Kyo:(to the Captain)Yo,cap'n,bring us to the Java Island,i wanna collect something there

Cap'n:Aye aye,sir kyo

*The trip was gonna take 1 day to be completed,but during such trip they get attacked by a Pirate Ship*



*Kyo was sleeping when the pirates destroyed the ship and kidnapped him along all the crew;he then awakens on a far away island,he is chained to a column in a cave *

Kyo:Where am i?this isnt the S.S. Kusanagi (he hears a voice from a dark side of the cave

??:Of course not,laddie,ye and thy crew are at Skull Island

Kyo:Who are ya? Why did you and yer men kidnapped us?

(the mysterious voice reveals himself)



??:Allow me to present meself,i am Captain Akashachi,leader of the Proteus crew,me and my crew kidnapped all of ya on a way to please our "mistress"

Kyo:Mistress? Explain yourself

Akashachi:Long time ago,a being of great power arouse from the Pacific Ocean,her name was Kurumu,she is a succubus with gigantic magical powers but with a lust for young men,she has promised us fame and fortune in exchange for us to bring her young men to keep her company,thats why we kidnapped ya

Kyo:Uh-oh (tries to break the chains)

Akashachi:No need for ya to try breaking them,they are unbreakable chains as only Kurumu-sama knows how to free ya,ye and thy crew shouldst be grateful to become mates for a goddess

*Akashachi gathers all his pirates,one of them is wielding a bell*



Akashachi:Summon Kurumu,me mateys

Pirate:Aye aye,mon capitaine (rings the bell,the sea nearby begins to move violently)

Kyo:(thinking) next time,i am traveling via my flying powers

[cata]

*** Lum, Darl--- I meant Ataru, Kaede and Kroptik travelled to the wierd adress given by Kyo. Once they arrived, they went exploring the rest of the island. They found Cata relaxing a little bit.***

Kaede: Long time, no see.

Cata: Hey guys! Are you on vacations, too?

Ataru: I'm skipping classes to go on a date with you, Cata. Will you go out with me?

Lum: Darling! We've got business to take care of da-tcha.

Cata: I would prefer to date Cherry... (Cherry appears suddenly and a huge explosion happens)

Cherry: You're on my beach spot.

Everyone: Don't sneak up on us like that! (Cherry is beaten)

Cata: I need to think before I open my mouth. Anyways, what business were you talking about?

Kroptik: I'll explain: there's this guy named Kyo who's an half-Oni and claims to be Lum's husband in another dimension. He fought us and he kidnapped SandStorm. He gave us this adress and we were searching them when we found you.

Cata: Why am I the last person to know about these things? Anyways, I'm gonna join your quest. Vacations are boring when there's no action.

*** Our Heroes begun gathering information by asking the population of the Island about Kyo.***

[SandStorm]

Kaede: Wait! The ring Sand gave me is blinking! he set a locator on it, we might be close!

Ataru: I bet, it is for him to avoid you, while going out with other gals!

Kaede punch ataru, lum shocks him

L & K: no one is like you!

Ataru: (mumbling) you don't know...

Cata: less talk! Ataru, come with me, and carry all those weaponry, now!

Ataru: They are heavy!

Cata: well, then i shall ask awesome mendo for it... and reward him...

Ataru: OK! I carry!