Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Kroptik]

* The screen in Falling ship turns on, revealing Krotpik *

Kroptik: Ah, you're awake. How are you feeling?

Falling: My head hurts a bit but besides that I'm ok.

Kroptik: Well, at least you won't be assaulting any more grocery stores...

Falling: What do you mean?

Kroptik: Let's just say you were acting like a monkey yesterday, wanting to take all the bananas... But, anyway, we have bigger problems.

Falling: What is it?

Kroptik: There's a huge fleet of ships coming towards the Earth, and they're not on a peace mission.

Falling: How do you know?? Are they the rebels from your planet?

Kroptik: No, they're not. There were no rebels at all. Apparently it was fake info. My planet is as peaceful as always. I think someone just wanted me away from Earth for a while, and now I'm sure of it, because those ships are from Elle and Kurama.

Falling: We better prepare for a war then... How much time we got?

Kroptik: I'd say about a day, but you better prepare your troops soon anyway. I already called for my army, but that's a whole lot of ships those two have there.

Falling: Ok, then count me in. I need to have some fun and blow some things up anyway. (speaking on the ship's communicator) All units prepare for combat. We have a war in 24 hours people, and if we lose I'm going to be very angry...

Kroptik: See ya in a bit, I need to ready my troops too. (he turns off his intercom)
(Thinking)I know they came here for Lum, but I won't allow them to hurt her. I'll make sure this battle ends quickly...

* Meanwhile, on Earth everyone is oblivious to the war about to happen in the sky, but Sand and Kaede only have eyess for each other at the moment *

[alumxander]

(I kill the rabid dog,then jump on Janus as i will bite his face unless he changes me back which he does,now i reside in his body again while he becomes the poodle)

Alumxander:You were a bad dog,stay put,i heard that an invasion is arriving for my Lum,maybe a trading with elle and kurama will save this planet

(I fly to find Kroptik,Jataru nd Ataru,so i drug them to remain sleeping and send them to the 2 queens,they stop the invasion and although angry,Lum congratulates me)

Alumxander:Ok,that wraps this mess
Posted on: August 24, 2007, 05:18:36 PMAlumxander:That trio should be grateful that i allowed them to have girls,they sacrificed themselves for peace

(Falling Star comes near me)

Falling:have you seen this girl?

Alumxander:Never,my good man

(The moment he turned his back,i returned Janus soul to this body then forced him to become Oniko,falling star now wants her blood)

Oniko:NO WAIT......ARGHHH!!!

[FallinG_StaR]

As Oniko walks away slowly scared from Falling he puts his hand in is pocket and pull out a... notebook...

Falling: Can I have your adress and phone number??? And the name of such a beautiful lady...

Oniko(relieved): O-Oh... S-Sure...

Falling: I must say... That I didn't enjoy being hit on the head but... I guess you must have confused me with some one else...

Oniko: Yes... That's what happen... (thinking) What the hell is he talking about???

Falling: Lets go for a walk so I can get to know you better...

Oniko: Sure why not...

[Cosmic King]

*During the trip towards planet Elle,the royal ship is stopped by a legion of mechas and other war machines*

Elle:What is the meaning of this?

*From one of the ships,emerges Benten*

Benten:We are under the command of falling star to stop yer invasion,evil queen

Elle:Wait,but the invasion has been stopped,we received what we wanted after all}

Benten:That is just a lie so you and yer henchmen find more powerful weapons,attack

*Blitzkrieg forces easily overpower the tengukarasu ships and make them explode;elle and kurama barely escape with their prize but they are finally stopped when cosmic king ship accidentally crashes with them*

Cosmic:Another invasion? i better take ataru,kropman and jataru with me before these 2 nymphos awaken from da shock

*Cosmic King fixes his ship and takes his 3 friends back to safety,after 3 hours...*

Kroptik:Owww,my head hurts,last thing i recall was a dude poisoning him

Cosmic:It could have been alumxander,krop,but dont worry he has been take care of

Kroptik:Didya kill him?

Cosmic:Not exactly,apparently he became  ghost and arrived to my lair and used the Omniscreen for watching porn as our old nemesis MC Morpheus would have tried so i used a spell to send that ghost where he wont bother anyone

*Meanwhile inda dimension where alumxander soul was sent*



Alumxander:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*now he has become a baby and cant use his trickery for a big while*

Off Topic:

As Kroptik said in DM2,this is still an alternate universe,but alas,one of these days there will be a crossover

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  I like the Muppets...  :@  :&

[Cosmic King]

(Having resolved the invasion issue and exiled the cheater,the uy warriors return ataru to where he should be,with Lum)

Cosmic:Here is yer "darling",lum

Lum:Thank you guys,i thought he was a goner when that alumxander creep trade him to elle,hey,how about i give ya a reward after all these months of watching our safety? i am gonna prepare ya a feast 



Cosmic/Kroptik:Errr,thank you Lum but that isnt neccesary at all 

Lum:Ok,but if ya want me to cook ya some food,just tell me 

*After a while*

Cosmic:You know,alex,lately most of the UY warriors have split towards different areas of the planet,for example it has been a while since i returned to earth,sand and kaede r gettin engaged,darkdevil dissapeared as if he died,forgotten and lady belldandy decided top leave this plane of existence and the tecasian prince has a glimmer of hope and sadness in his eyes and falling has become a galaxian tourist,i guess time do changes people

Alex the Milkman:Truly,sire

*Meanwhile with Falling and Oniko they receive a suprise visit*

Cherry:Finnally i have found you,miss snow teacher (remember that cherry ignores that oniko is another aspect of janus)

Oniko:Uh Oh

[alumxander]

(After i murdered the muppets,i return to earth again as a spirit and contact falling)

Alumxander:Although you betrayed me,you judas,i will give you another chance to help me in my vengeance,you can name your price anyways i put an hypnno disc in your food so you are my slave

Falling:I dont need money right now,tell me who to bash

Alumxander:Go and destroy the bird prince Kroptik,then return for more orders later

Falling:Okay,massterrrr

[cata]

*In that moment, Cata was watching a weird TV from Lum's UFO. In case that you're confused, let just say that Cata was visiting Lum.*

Cata: Hey Lum, you're TV is huge! Were did you bought it? Can I have popcorn, please? :9

Lum: Sure, datcha! It isn't just a TV. It has TV, Phone, Radio and Video. :*)

Cata: Cool. You've got to get me one.  

Lum: Ok. Here's your popcorn datcha.  

Cata: Thanks... Did you made them?  

Lum: No. It was Darling who made them datcha.  

Cata: What? Darl--- I mean Ataru cooked? Well, thinking again, I understand why.  :D

Lum: What do you mean?

Cata: Nothing really.  

*Cata accidentally changes the channel with the popcorn bowl and appears Alumxander on TV. The TV's voice will be in different colour.*

Cata: Alumxander? Since when he is a TV star? ???

Lum: You put in the Channel of Danger.

Cata: What do you mean? ???

Lum: In this channel only appears live-shows. And these shows are full of creeps, and crazy and bad people. If that creep appeared on my TV, it means that you or some of our friends are in danger. Let's hear what this creep has to say.  

Alumxander: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that I have one great ally, no one can stop me!  >

Zombie: Whaaat'ss theee plaaaaan, maaaasssteerrr?  }:|

Alumxander: The plan is to use Falling to destroy all except me and my crew!  >

Zombie: Whaaat aaabouuut Miiisss Caataaa?  }:|

Alumxander: I haven't decide what to do with her, yet.  :/

Zombie: Who wiiiiill beeee the fiiiiiiirst ooooneee to gooo, masssterrr?  }:|

Alumxander: That tecasian prince!  >

*Suddenly the TV shuts off.*

Cata: Oh my dear popcorn! We've got to do something!  

Lum: I have one idea! Come with me to the crafting room.  

Cata: Great!  

*Lum and Cata build a some kind of metallic remote that has super resistance to imans, water, electric shocks...*

Lum: This should do it! Let's send it to Kroptik, datcha.

*Lum clicks in one orange-tiger-striped-button and now Kroptik has a blue and purple orb around him. But only Lum and Cata are able to see the orb.*

Cata: Are you sure that this would protect him?  ???

Lum: Sure. Don't worry about anything! Don't you trust me?

Cata: It's not that... :/

Lum: What did you say?

Cata: I said that Kroptik looks fat.

Lum: No he doesn't! }:|

Cata: Just joking!

Lum: Oh... Eheh. :>

[Cosmic King]

*Exactly in dat moment,Falling Star tries to kill kroptik but da moment falling grabs kroptik,the oni device in kropman abdomes starts working and delivers a super electric shock that stops the hypnosis alumxander put on fallin*

[cata]

*At Alumxander's mansion/castle...*

Alumxander: Dang! Why my plans never work out as the way I want?

Zombie: Maaay--

Alumxander: That wasn't a question.

Zombie: Ooooh...

Alumxander: Why there's always someone ready to interfere in my evil plans?

Zombie: Beeeca--

Alumxander: That wasn't a question.

Zombie: Oooh...

Alumxander: What do I have to do to,at least, eliminate one of my oponents?

Zombie: Thaaat ain't a questiooon iiiisss iiiit?

Alumxander: No.

Zombie: Thaaaat'sss what Iiii thought.

*Suddenly appears an unknown person in the room.*

Alumxander: And you are? I don't remember calling here someone.

Unknown Person: My name is Alfred Madeinstein (inspired in Albert Einstein). I am a scientist and I'm willing to help you, for a price.

Alumxander: Why do you want to help me? Is it only for the money?

Madeinstein: No. I have other reason. I need to revenge myself.

Alumxander: Revenge? That's a dish that is best served cold. I like that.

Madeinstein: Tell me who is the one that screwd you?

[Jataru]

Alumxander: I want to revenge on that valkirie girl named cata but now my attention is on an old enemy.

Madeinstein: Who?

Alumxander: A wizard called Jataru.

Madeinstein: I see. You want him alive with pain, dead or flaid?

Alumxander: Just do your worst, He will be an example to not messing around with me.

Madeinstein: As you wish.

Zombie: what about me master?

Alumxander: You? Go make a tea. My throat is dries.

*Whitouth knowing the possible danger Jataru is taking a rest on is garden just listening the wind passing by the trees*

Jataru: I really enjoy this.

*Suddenly a giant net falls to Jataru but Jataru avoids it*

Jataru: Who did this?

Madeinstein: Your skills are good as your reputation says.

Jataru: Who are you?

Madeinstein: I'm Madeinstein a scientist at orders of Alumxander.

Jataru: Alumxander? Why don't he just give up?

Madeinstein: You don't have a chance against me and my robot. Appear Mega-Robot.

*And so from the sky a giant robot appears in front of Jataru*



Jataru: Whaaa!! So big but when bigger they are bigger the fall.

Madeinstein: Will see. Mega-Robot attack with your missiles.

*Jataru avoids with his teleportation skills and appears on the back of the head of the robot*

Jataru: You seem to be a little tense, let me give a shock wave.

*The circuits of the robot exploded and falls on Madeinstein.*

Jataru: Give this note to Alumxander, he can send the best of it that he will always leave with the tail between the legs

[cata]

***At Lum's UFO...***

Cata: Lum?

Lum: Yes?

Cata: Now that Kroptik is safe, what will Alumxander do?  :?

Lum: I don't know. Why don't we ask him? 

Cata: Don't be silly! If we ask him about his plan he will never tell us.  }:|

Lum: But he doesn't need to know that it's us.

Cata: What do you mean? ???

***Lum takes something out of her bra***

Cata: Seriously, how can you keep all that stuff on your bra?

Lum: It's easy. Don't you "Earth's People" keep your stuff on your bra? Anyways, this capsule makes everyone who eats it saw what we want. 

Cata: Cool. That could work. How are we going to make Alumxander eat your capsule?  :/

Lum: Easy. First we are going to cook a delicious marmorium cake (marmorium is a fruit from Lum's Planet). Then we hide the capsule in the cake and send it to him. 

Cata: Why don't we ask Ran to cook? 

Lum: Why to bother Ran when we have me to cook?  :/

Cata: Because... Because...  :?

Lum: Because...!  }:|

Cata: Because... Because you need to spent some time with Ataru. How long have you been without him around? 

Lum: Indeed. You're right. I'll take the rest of the day of to go on a date with Darling. Thank you Cata-chan!  :D

Cata: Enjoy! 

***Lum gives the capsule to Cata and leaves the UFO. Then Cata calls Ran on the phone (the phone conversation will be in red).

Ran:... Moshi moshi?  :D

Cata: Hi Ran! How are you? Cata's here. Can you come to Lum's UFO please?

Ran (nice mood): Hi Cata! I'm good. :D (bad mood) Wait a minute! Why should I come to that B****'s UFO?

Cata: C'mon Ran! Don't be that way. Let's make a deal.

Ran (sly): A deal? What's your offer? :/

Cata: If you come to Lum's UFO and cook a nice cake for me, I'll set you up with a date with Rei. How about that? 

Ran (happy): Deal! Ran-chan is so excited! :D (bad mood) Don't try to trick me b****!  Bye!

[alumxander]

(After the wizard beat Madenstein,i appeared behind him with my trusty Colt Python and shoot him in the kneecaps)

Alumxander:You left your guard open and that almost costed you your legs.right now i can blow you but if you help me with Janus,i shall forgive your life

Jataru:Never

Alumxander:I knew you will say that

(i shoot him with an hypno dart,he is now my drooling slave)

Alumxander:Go forward and make Janus be forever in his oniko form and make him fell for Falling

Jataru:Yesss masssterrrr

[Jataru]

*Offtopic: A little help here Cosmic?*

[Cosmic King]

*The hypno dart never entered jataru skin,he was just pretending 2 be a zombie and the moment alumxander turned around ,the wizard cast 10 lightnings over him,burning him to a crisp*

Jataru:Since he revives a lot,i shall keep his ashes in a jar for safe keeping

*With alumxander disposed,Jataru decides to travel towards Japan to meet this man named Janus,not to kill him but to cure him from the oni curse,Jataru finds janus in his oniko form in the snow mountains*

Jataru:Are you janus?

Oniko/Janus:How didya know?

Jataru:That is my secret,anyways i heard you are under a Jusenkyo Curse that makes ya in an oni girl when touched by cold water,right?

Oniko:..Yeah

Jataru:Look,i know a lot of spells but rest assured we shall find a cure if we work together

Oniko:Okey dokey,can i ask you a favor?

Jataru:Ok

Oniko:Do ya know how to prepare food? i have an inn resort and my cook just died of pneumonia