Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

C/A (thinking): I've got to get out of here... but how? Jariten is sleeping... Lum is in the kitchen... I have to crawl and jump.

"Cataru" crawls to the spaceship's gate and jumps. An alarm rings and Lum appears.

C/A: AAAAAAAAH! I forgot to bring a parachute! Lum!  8|

Lum: Darling! ("dives" and grabs her/him) What are you doing here outside-datcha? You need to rest, Darling.

C/A: I needed to catch some fresh air and you were taking a long time to make your medicine...

Lum: I need to go buy some stuff to my medicine and you're going with me, Darling-datcha.

Lum and "Cataru" go to the shopping mall and there were pretty and young girls there.

Lum (thinking): Darling isn't girl-hunting today...  :? If he wasn't ill I would say that he loves me, but this illness must be dangerous.  ??? (Speaking) Darling, we are going to see Sakura-chan-datcha.

C/A: Ok...

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Offtopic: Wow,a lot has happened

*Lum and "Cataru" suddenly find Kaede on the street*

Kaede:Konichiwa,Lum-san and...Ataru? you dont seem so well

C/A:Long story

Lum:What were you doing,kaede-chan?

Kaede:I just went t see sakura-san to check my arm,it broke during my battle with Cata,well sakura isnt there as she probably went to see her boyfriend Tsubame

Lum:Ohh,we were just on our way to see her 

[cata]

C/A: Kaede-chan, I need your help!

Lum: Darling! So you weren't ill afterall? You're gonna pay me-datcha! (Shocks her/him) That's for fooling me! And this is for girl-hunting!

C/A: AAAAAAAAAAAH! Kaede-chan I need to talk to you in private...

Lum: Darling! Enough! How could you keep flirting with her in front of me-datcha? (shock again)

C/A: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

[SandStorm]

From the air, Sand appeared.

Sand: Did i heard broken arm? Dang, lemme check it!

Sand uses one spell and cures Kaede.
Then, he cast another spell, and give kaede some self regenerative powers

Sand: This shall be ok. But about Ataru, i am afraid i can't do nothing.

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Kaede:Stop shocking him like that,lum,if he tries to flirt with me i shall spank him with my katana,let him speak

Lum:Ok,but i will be watching

C/A:oK,kaede-chan,come with me,it is imperative that i talk with you

Kaede:Ok

[cata]

C/A: Thanks... But Lum can't ear anything... }:|

Lum: Oh really? Why-datcha? }:|

C/A: Because... because... becau--

Lum: Darling, your personality need an extreme change-datcha!

C/A: You don't understand... Sand... Kaede-chan... 

Lum: Darling we're leaving and search for Sakura-chan! (Lum grabs "Cataru" and fly away)

C/A: Wait! Kaede-chan! Sand! Daskete kure!

[SandStorm]

Sand: I sence strange waves coming from him.

Sand dissolves in the hair, and grabs ataru, making lum heavy, and slowly, landing.
On this, Sand enables one shield to avoid being shocked

Sand: Lum, don't worry, i also want hear him, i'll be mercyless if he do something to kaede!

[Kunoichi Kaede]

*Kaede grabs Lum leg to slow her down,the 3 fall in a pool area full of girls in bikini*

Lum:Now darling is gonna get crazy here

Kaede:Look,lum,your darling isnt girl hunting even when he is surrounded by women,now i know why you needed sakura-san help

C/A:I dunno how to say this but i feel as if i were surrounded by my sisters

Kaede/Lum:Sisters?

Kaede:Hmm,that is sounding not like ataru,what kind of mystery is hid on ataru-kun?

*After that incident,they go and try to find sakura at Tsubame house*

[SandStorm]

Sand: so, ataru... don't tell me you turned out! O.o

Ataru: I like boys, NO, I mean, damn, this is hard to explain!

Sand: Nothing a good Spank can't solve... (takes out his sticks)

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Poor Ataru... Everyone forgot about him... (the real one that is...)

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: aye,falling star,i guess alumxander ditched him when he went to hong kong,poor ataru

[cata]

C/A: Wait! Please keep those thing in your pocket!

Sand: First explain yourself, then I will see what I can do...

Kaede: I'm listening.

Lum: Darling, I'm waiting...

C/A: Ok... I don't know who I am.

Lum: What do you mean Darling?

C/A: I can't remember 55% of all my memories. I am not sure if I am a girl or a boy. The only things I remember are everything that happened after I woke up with Lum at my side and I remember Ataru, Lum, Kaede-chan, Cosmic, Jariten and someone who calls himself "the great"...

Sand, Kaede and Lum: WHAT?!?! How did that happen?

C/A: I just said that I don't remember...

Lum: Oh right-datcha...

Sand: You said that you woke up with Lum by your side, right?

C/A: Yes...

Sand: Then Lum should remember something...

Lum: Yes... I remember Benten was with me and you, Darling (looks at "Cataru"). I'm confused... Well, someone tried to kiss me, a former husband-datcha.

Kaede: Rei?

Lum: No, not Rei. Alumxander was his name. And Benten protected me from him. But then I found out that Benten wasn't Benten.

Sand and Kaede: Huh? ???

Lum: Benten was Cata. She was able to transform into Benten.

Sand and Kaede: Oh... O_O...

Lum: As I was saying, Benten put Ataru into a sleepy head for a whole day and took me into a spaceship that was different of Benten's spaceship and explained to me the whole situation-datcha. We returned to the cinema and when Cata returned from buying more popcorn, the cinema exploded and we were unconscious. Cata woke me up and we started watching a movie but before she could ate one little popcorn Rei pushed her and she left the popcorn lying on the floor. Rei hugged me and Cata got rid of him. Then she left to buy more popcorn. I followed her and there was Falling sensei, too. And then Alumxander appeared and almost killed Falling sensei and got his ass kicked. And Cata was so happy because she could eat her popcorn without interruptions. She was wrong-datcha.

C/A: What happened then?

Lum: Alumxander appeared and said that the other Alumxander was a clone. Cata was so pissed off that time because she wanted to eat! Even if Oyuki was there, I'm sure that she would have been scared. So she transformed into Darling and combined Darling's skills and personality with her skills and personality. Then Alumxander transformed into a pretty girl and Cata or Darling or whatever couldn't resist her/him. Then I shocked Darling that shocked Alumxander, too. Then, when Alumxander was finished, Cata couln't change back to normal. And then... I... I...

Kaede, Sand and C/A: Yes... You... You...

Lum: I... I... I falled asleep-datcha! Ehehehe...

Kaede, Sand and C/A: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!

C/A: Wait I haven't told you everything. See this cube? Cosmic gave it to me. When I left him, my appearence changes like this ("Cataru" demonstrates). See?

Kaede and Sand: O_O

Lum: I saw you on the park! You look like my Darling! But he is much more handsome-datcha!

C/A: Who do I look to you?

Kaede: Ataru.

Lum: Darling.

Sand: Moroboshi.

C/A: Am I really Ataru? If I am, then why did I say those things?

[janus]

*back in hong kong
*to alumxander

Kid Janus: Feh!

*throws clothes up in the air unveiling his true self
 
Janus: Well as I said before, GET LOST! you killed my prey, you know how long it took me to set the trap.

Alumxander: but you were cornered..

Janus: that was part of the trap, It was my way of training, thanks alot }:|

*Janus creates a smokescreen and disappears
   

[Cosmic King]

*Inda moon*

Alex:Sir,why isnt da antidote working?

Cosmic:It is working,now it depends on Cata willpower

*Back on earth*

Sand:Ok,i am getting confused,why did that cube made ya look as ataru with some women features?

C/A:I still dunno,my mind is like puzzle,i remember battles on the mountains and sea as well as haviing weird adventures with Lum

Lum:Darling,what have they done 2 ya? 

Kaede:Why dont we go pay a visit to forgotten? he is able 2 give back memories to amnsiac people

*Suddenly Cataru begins to have a headache,both the ataru and cata personalities fight each other for control and the result is that accidentally Cataru purges her/his evil,Dark Cataru is now free,all of cata and ataru dark emotions r alive*

[cata]

C/A: I'm feeling weird...  :/

Sand: We're on the World of UY, afterall...

Kaede: And you are Ataru Moroboshi, the most unlucky guy, now. :&

Lum: What do you feel-datcha?

C/A: I don't know... Why are you fading? ???

Sand: Fading?

Kaede: Nobody is fading...

Lum: Let me see if you have fever or a cold-datcha. ...  He is quite hot for him-datcha-

"Cataru" falls and close her/his eyes. She/he fainted.

Lum: Darling! Hang on! I will call Sakura-chan right now-datcha.

Sand: It might be a good idea, because I'm feeling a strange presence of someone...

Kaede: Do you know where it cames from?

Sand: Not really.

Lum picks up Sakura from a date with his UFO.

Sakura: What is going on? Don't do that ever again! Can't I have a peaceful date with Tsubame?!?!

Lum: Ohayo Sakura-chan!

Sand and Kaede: Hi! We are S---

Sakura: SSSSH... I am feeling the presence of something... this calls for an exorcism... it comes from... MOROBOSHI? Is that Moroboshi? :?

Lum: Yes, for now-datcha...

Sakura: What do you mean? No time for explanations. (Sakura takes of her dress and starts the exorcism. Suddenly a white shade comes out from "Cataru's" mouth).

Kaede, Lum and Sand: YOU!!!!

Sakura: Do you know this guy? ???

Lum: Yes! He was my husband for a while... Unfortunatelly-datcha.

Kaede and Sand: He is Alumxander. An annoying cheater.

"Cataru" wakes up.

C/A: What happened?  :? YOU!!!! I know you! I don't know who you are but I'm feeling an incredible anger... AAAAAAAAH! I'm gonna take my revenge! ("Cataru" chases Alumxander)

Lum: Darling...! He is mad because Alumxander was my husband! He is mad because Alumxander was going to kiss me! He is jealous! He really loves me the best-datcha! :*) :D