Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

*In da cinema*

Cata:What kind of movie we r gonna see?

Ataru:As long as it isnt a crappy romance,i shall see it

Lum:We are gonna see a movie my friend Kenshiro starred and gave me some tickets to see,besides they r gonna show 2 movies after his movie ends,so we have a 3 combo

Cata:I have heard Kenshiro is a martial artist

Lum:Yeah,so it is an action movie,benten-chan,just da kind u love

*They go buy popcorn and soda then enter 2 watch da movie;ataru sits between Cata and his wife*

Ataru:Look,da movie is starting

*The movie is about Kenshiro's battles in Tomobiki as well as in his life as a mercenary so it includes live footage*

Cata:(munching popcorn)Wow,i never knew you and that guy ever shared adventures and going 2 da disco,lum-chan

Lum:Well,there u have it

*movie is almost finishing*



*After the movie and the credits roll,appears one extra scene where Kenshiro is near a graveyard with his girlfriend*



Cata:I hope u r glad for that,lum-chan  :9 ,u r becoming popular

Lum:Hehehehe,i am very flattered 

Ataru:Hey,why didnt he thanked me for his girlfriend? if it wasnt cuz i was flirting with her 1 year ago,he wouldnt have met her

*After such scene,2 more movies proceed,what will happen to cata in her benten form?, stay tuned in case more action proceeds*

[cata]

Benten: What's next? Is it a Horror and creepy movie? Or it is movie about bikes, races, cars? I know! Is it a movie about fights, brawls?

[alumxander]

(After my gory battle with the bird prince,my remains were rescued by my zombie followers that built another body for me)

Alumxander:I was too soft with them only using 3/5 of my power,however that bird boy injured me a lot,i will require to be more careful

Zombie:Massssteeer,hooowww thattt naugggghty giirrrrrll?

Alumxander:The one that almost castrated me and broke my heart?

Zombie:Yessss

Alumxander:Dont worry,after i was temporaly fused with her i gained a way to find her,she is at Orient,later on i will visit her

[cata]

Lum: The movie is... about a girl and a boy who fall in love with each other-datcha.

Benten: What?!?! But Lum-chan that is boring!

Ataru: But Benten-chan, while we are together nothing is boring, right?

Lum: What's that suppose to mean Darling? (shocks him)

Ataru (screaming): AAAAAAAAAH! STOP IT LUM!

People in the cinema: SSSSHHH!

Ataru, Lum and Benten: Sorry.

*The movie begins and Benten falls asleep. Lum hugs Ataru's arm and both watch the film.*

[alumxander]

(Finally my wounds healed,i fly towards tomobiki and luck smiles to me as i find cata trying to buy more popcorn)

Alumxander:Good evening,miss cata,did yo miss me?

Cata:Somehow,alumxander 

Alumxander:Thanks 2 ya i had to be 12 hours in a surgery after one of your attacks injured my d1ck ,i am not without mercy so here is how i will revenge my honor

Shazam!!!

(My magical mist enters Cata clothing and begins to tickle her for eternity)

Be careful not to wet your pants,little girl 

(A strange feeling passed in my mind,nearby was Lum,what a lucky shot;i enter the hall where she is,ataru is sleepy so i swiftly copy his figure and throw him nearby before Lum notices,i sit down near her)

Alumxander with Ataru form and voice:Hey,lum,this romance feeling is making go hot,how about we renact some scenes here? how about a Full French Kiss for your darling? :9~

(Lum and me are about to kiss,the thought of jataru been in coma and kroptik in space adds excitement for what will happen)

[cata]

Off topic:

To Alumxander: I was Benten and I was sleeping... You need to read the other replys with more atention...

Benten (thinking and laughing at the same time): I can't... let that... basss... tard ... you'll never... win this way. Enough of... dirty tricks!

Benten runs to the cinema room and sees what was going on.

Benten: LUM! STOP IT RIGHT THERE!

Lum: Benten-chan... You were watching us-datcha... :@

Alumxander: Damn it Cata! }:| Lum-chan let us continue what we were doing... :9

Lum: Cata?:? What is that - datcha?

Benten: I will explain it later to you Lum-chan, but now I have got to solve an annoying issue.

Lum: What do you mean Benten-chan?

Benten: It's a long story.

Alumxander: Lum... Ignore her, let just kiss each other, shall we? :9

Lum: Darling...

Benten: Lum-chan! You know Ataru better than me but we both know that he would never ask you to kiss him in public.

Lum: Maybe you're right...

Alumxander: Lum, don't listen to her. She just want to destroy our romantic moment.

Benten: C'mon Lum! We are friends since we were little kids and you don't believe me? Can't you see it with your own eyes?

Lum: Darling... Who are you and what have you done with Darling? (Lum flyes away and hides behind Benten)

Benten: Glad that you were able to see the truth.

Alumxander: Cata! I can't take it anymore! Say your prayers!

Benten: Say yours, jackass! (Benten hits him with her chain)

Alumxander was K.O. now.

Lum: Benten-chan! I'm tired of being confused-datcha! Explain me right now-datcha!

Benten: Ok... Lum you won. But first... (she lights up the cinema and Lum saw that "her Darling" was Alumxander... the guy who treated her even worse than Rei).

Lum: You! Thanks Benten! But you still owe me an explanation-datcha! (shocks Alumxander)

Alumxander: STOP IT! AAAAAAAAAH! YOU WILL PAY ME CATA!

Lum: Well, Benten-chan... I'm waiting for your explanation-datcha.

Benten: Let me just put Ataru to sleep with this sleeping potion. (Benten made Ataru drink it while he was asleep) He will be able to wake up tomorrow by 10 o' clock. We need to get out of here. (Benten clicks a button in her right boot and her new red flying bike appeared. Benten grabs Ataru and ride her bike). C'mon Lum. Hurry up.

Lum: Where are we going-datcha?

Benten: We're going to my spaceship. When we arrive I will tell you everything about what happened today.

Lum: I hope so-datcha.

[Cosmic King]

*once inda spaceship*

Lum:Benten-chan,this doesnt look yer spaceship

Cata/Benten:The exact reason for my explanation,lum,as i am not who you think i am (channels her magic to become back 2 cata)

Lum:Hey,you are that valkyrie Darkdevil mentioned,Cata,right?

Cata:Yeah,but how did told ya? last time he became a stone statue

Lum:He is way more sneaky than u think,besides he is my cat,anyways why were ya dressing as benten? u got me tricked

Cata:Well,i needed a disguise to explore tomobiki,sorry for all disturbing aspects

Lum:No need for excuses,cata,you are a funny girl,besides i owe ya for saving me from that alumxander creep

Cata:Which reminds me,you called him almost as worse as rei,why?

Lum:He is a stalker,always doing strange things and calling all da day;i mean,i respect my stormtroopers,but that alumxander goes beyong tolerance,cata

Cata:Aye,well we better return 2 da cinema

Lum:Dat'cha

[cata]

Cata: Wait! OMG! I almost forgot something very important!

Lum: What is it-datcha? ???

Cata: I'm starving. All this action and reveals left me hungry. :9

Lum: But you ate 6 popcorn and 7 cola's a while ago-datcha!  It's incredible. And your belly hasn't changed at all. You remind me of Sa---

Cata: Sakura.

Lum: Yes. Well, as your reward for saving me from that disgusting guy I shall cook a huge dinner for you-datcha!

Cata: N-n-n-n-n-no. It's ok. The-e-ere's no need for tha-a-a-at. I've lost my apetite. Really. 8|

Lum: But you were starving seconds ago... Are you saying that my cooks are awful?!?!

Cata: Hehehe... Of course not... How could that be...

Lum: Good. Wait here. Be right back with your meal.

Cata (thinking): Me and my big mouth! What should I do?

Lum: I'm back! Here. (The food is little blue stars with a green dust on the top) Eat all you want. :D

Cata: Thanks Lum-chan... I'm sure that is all great but isn't time to go to watch the movie? :&

Lum: EAT IT!

Cata: Ok, ok... (Cata fakes an injurie) AAAAAAAAH! My arm! It hurts so badly!

Lum: Poor Cata-chan... That's not a problem. Say "AAAAH". :D

Cata: AaAaAaa *gulp* YAAAAAAAAA! (Cata jumps and smashes her face in the ceiling and her back on the ground).

Lum: Glad to see you liked it. I'm going to bring more for you.

Cata: @_@

[alumxander]

(Our brave hero watches with some binoculars the weakness of his foe)

Alumxander:So you hate that kind of food,delicious

(using my magic speed i steal some samples of Lum food as i see the girls going back to the movie,however cata needs some more food and goes 2 buy some Nachos and Popcorn,i take my chance dressed as the salesman)

Alumxander:(squeaky voice) What do yo want,girl?

Cata:Just give me some Popcorn and some Nachos,please

Alumxander:Right on

(I mix lum's food on the popcorn and nachos' cheese)

Enjoy them,little girl,they are 10 dollars

Cata:Keep the change (leaves)

Alumxander:Mwahahaha,and you can keep some indigestion

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Well in my opinion... I think our friend Alumxander should try his luck with someone else... its becoming pityful (and funny) seeing him getting beat up by the same girl (and all others) over and over again... LoL

Meanwhile at The Space Pirate... The collision alarm sounds... but... Falling Star is... well lets say he's busy at the Bathroom...

Falling: Damn thing... always turns on when I'm in the bathroom... Same thing happened when I accidently rammed that Tecasian cargo ship... Oh well what ever it is... I hope I dont kill anyone... :&

At the moment the ship crash landed in Earth right on top of the Cinema destroying the entire block...

Falling: Guess... that means we landed... 

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

You were at da bathroom in that moment too,senpai?

Anyways,good entrance

On Topic:

*After falling finishes what he was doing at da bathroom*

Soldier:Sir,we have landed

Falling:(sarcasm) Really? who did we crushed this time,soldier?

Soldier:A cinema,sir.our technicians are already making a casualties report

Falling:(thinking)I can sense another celestial judgement,better fix this before this gets worse

*Falling and his soldiers descend on the ruins,and during the exploring,he found cata and lum,unconcious*

[cata]

Cata (awakening): What happened? Lum-chan! Wake up already.

Lum: hmm... What?

Cata: C'mon! We are here to see our movie, remember?

Lum: Yes, but what happened to this place.datcha?

Cata: We talk about that later but now can we go and watch the movie?

Lum: Calm down. You're more electric than I am, sometimes!

Cata: Hey, Lum-chan there are our seats.

Lum: I'm right behind you-datcha.

But before Cata could seat and enjoy her popcorn, someone pushed her and the popcorn was smashed.

Cata: AAAAAAAH! MY POPCORN! Hey you!

?: So---rry. Food.

Cata and Lum: REI! What the hell are you doing here? }:|

Rei: Lum! (Hugs her)

Cata (picks up some popcorn and throw it away): Go get it Rei!

Rei transforms into a cow and chases the popcorn. (Rei is an Oni, so when he ate Lum's food nothing happened to him)

Lum: Thanks.

Cata: No problem.   If you excuse me, I have got to buy more popcorn.

Lum: Do you have enough money to purchase so many popcorn-datcha?

Cata: Who said that this time I would pay with money? })

[FallinG_StaR]

As Falling walks around the ruins of the cinema he comes across Cata running towards the destroyed Popcorn Stand...

Falling: Are you ok???

Cata: (ignoring Falling) Must buy food... Must buy food...

Falling: (thinking) Hmm... Weird girl...

At that monent Falling notices he's steping in something that is not a rock...

Falling: Wth??? Moroboshi??? (pokes him with a sword) Is dead... Damn... Need to hide his body before someone sees him...

As Falling Star was carrying Ataru body Lum shows up...

Lum: Sensei!!!

Falling: Lum!!! (thinking) Damn (talking) What you doing here??? Are you ok???

Lum: Yes, what are you doing here, and what are you doing with darling, sensei?

Falling: Oh... I just returned to visit my old students and friends... as for Moroboshi I just found him on the floor... I didn't kill him... I just got here...

Lum: He's not dead... He's just sleeping from a drug we gave him...

Falling: You sure??? He's looks dead to me...

[alumxander]

(Barely surviving those drunk pirates crash,our brave hero decides to take revenge against their leader)

Alumxander:You their leader?

Falling:Yeah,i am,kid,you writing a book or what?

Alumxander:You are gonna pay for almost crushing me

Abracadabra!!!

(His body turned into glass,i just had to kick it to break it;his followers were now praising me)

Alumxander:Look,guys,that girl besides Lum is your enemy,get rid of her

Cata:Oh,my god,i am cornered

Alumxander:This time i win  >

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Yes... Indeed... You win a trip to the nearest black hole...

Alumxander: What??? But I killed you...

Falling: Yeah... Yeah... right... wathever... Besides they are not pirates they are my Elite force you think they accept a new leader that easily??? Get him boys...

The android soldiers attack Alumxander that runs away beaten...

Alumxander: I will return to have my revenge in all of you...

Cata/Falling: Yeah... Yeah... Whatever... :&

Offtopic:  Btw, don't try to kill me at my 1st apearence... and I was thinking to be your... lets say allie on this thing...