Topic: Amused to Death

[Cosmic King]

Second was cool, but made even better because that clown reminded me of you, Cosmic.

I feel honored with thy comment, Prince of Tecas, and I would try to dress like that one of these days just to have fun (as well as sending you with Princess Kurama)

Anyways, I am glad you enjoyed watching those videos, Kroptik

[Cosmic King]

Prepare your minds for these unholy amalgams of horror and comedy, Lumaholics

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[FallinG_StaR]

... I... I'm perplexed at the 1st video... What the heck was that?

Jesus Punch FTW!!!

[Cosmic King]

Here are more funny videos, Lumaholics

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[Cosmic King]

Well, Lumaholics, today is Easter Sunday and that is enough reason for me to bring you some epic fun

Note.- Things may get a little NSFW and I would like you all to have some discretion

Feel free to check mine gift now, Lumaholics

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Enjoy, Lumaholics

First of all, we have a neat picture, done by the great Boris Vallejo, that depicts Jesus Christ destroying his own cross with the power of awesomeness



Now, we will explore one of the most epic battles in the History of the Universe : Jesus Christ versus Greek Mythology!!!!













Finally, one cool music video with Jesus Christ and the dreadful truth about drugs (as well as including that song's lyrics)

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Jesus:
I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayed
Look at you here, your brain has turned to marmalade
I'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the fold
Try filling your lungs with God, and not Jamaican Gold
Satan's bold! Loves to lie! Don't reply! Do you wanna make the angels cry?

All:
Cry-yi-yi-yi
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!

Jesus:
Just say no to the marijuana!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) This comes straight from the Madonna!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the face on the shroud of Turin!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Do I need to test your urine?

Satan went and conned ya (He conned ya, Jimmy)
Mustn't touch his evil ganja (No! No! No! No! No!)
Jimmy, don't turn your back on God

All:
Dona eis requiem
Numquam fumas canibas
Aut incendes ibi inferno
You'll burn in hell!

Jesus:
I've cured a lot of lepers and I've risen from the dead
Is that what it's gonna take to get this through your head?
If you insist on smoking to indulge those teenage kicks,
Soon you'll be floating naked in the river Styx!
What a fix! Sulfur pools! Torture tools! Separation from your family jewels!

All:
Ramma-lamma! They're gonna cut your ding-dong!
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!

Jesus:
Gotta give it up for Lent, boy!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Or wind up as Satan's rentboy!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Don't let reefer kick your keister!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) I'm the poster boy for Easter!

Jimmy, let me see ya (Lemme see ya, Jimmy)
Kick the sin and sensimilla (Go! Go! Go! Gotta kick it!)
Jimmy, don't turn your back on God

All:
For the Lord God omnipotent hateth
Marijuana! Marijuana!
Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!

Jesus:
Thou shalt heed this holy omen!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Stop indulging like a Roman!
(Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) All the cherubim say you gotta!
(You gotta! Listen to Jesus, Jimmy!) Trust the man with the stigmata!
Jimmy, don't you turn your back on God...
On God!

Have a wonderful day, my friends

[foxhead556]

@cosmic wow that mini comic made die lol

[foxhead556]

Sorry for a double post but this guy is a killer #Invalid YouTube Link#

[Cosmic King]

As you might (or might not) remember, Lumaholics, last Saturday May 21st 2011 was supposed to be the Rapture yet we are still here on our beloved Planet Earth

There can be only one explanation that explains why we were saved : "Macho Man" Randy Savage



Our beloved "Macho Man" knew he had to cease to exist as a physical being in order to go towards Heaven and challenge Jesus Christ himself as a way to save the Universe



This Epic Battle of Biblical Proportions would be called "Rapture-Mania V" and raged across the Universe without a true winner



In the end Jesus Christ was moved by the courage of Randy Savage (J. C. would shed some Manly Tears) and decided to postpone the Rapture, thus saving the Universe

We give you our gratitude, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, since you are a True Champion to all of us



Finally, Lumaholics, we will enjoy this Epic Theme

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Note.- My most sincere apologies if this post offends you, Lumaholics

[foxhead556]

@comic LOL. I swear where do u get these killer pics

[veehive]

Offend? Quite the opposite; I'm posting a link copy of that in another forum (with appropriate citation of the author and website). LMAO! Thankee!

[Cosmic King]

Can you guess what time is it, Lumaholics?

It's time for another post at Amused to Death!!!

Today I brought you one of Superman's greatest stories





To put it in simple words, Lumaholics, this is a story where Superman literally screws the Moon

Isn't that cool?

[FallinG_StaR]

???

LoL

Needed to click refresh 3 time to show all pictures... at first there was nothing and I was thinking you forgot to put the pictures in the post. LoL

"Have I got a treat for you, Mr. Man in the Moon."

Isn't that you Cosmic? You got yourself a mouth full of not so Teenie Weenie.

[Cosmic King]

I take it that the science displayed on that story has left you speechless, Sensei

[veehive]

The whole thing sounds more "Li'l Abner" than "Superman" to me. Very amusing indeed, O King of Kings! Thank you!

[Cosmic King]

"Have I got a treat for you, Mr. Man in the Moon."

Isn't that you Cosmic? You got yourself a mouth full of not so Teenie Weenie.

Good thing this episode happened during the 1940s and I wasn't there at the Moon back then, hehehehehe

Now, Lumaholics, I bring you another unholy gift

Take a look at this picture



And now try to come up with a funny phrase for it, Lumaholics