Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[FallinG_StaR]

In the class room Falling_Star wakes up...

Falling: What the hell append???

Megane: You fell unconscious a few moments ago as did Lum and Shinobu...

Falling: I did??? It must have been that Hamburger from McDonald's that I had for lunch... But where is Lum???

Megane: Kroptik took her to the school nurse but even Sakura was unconscious there... They are all resting there now...

Falling: Ok... But where did Kroptik go... did he said where he was going???

Kaede: No... he just said something about Lum's soul and something about a deal... and then he disappeared...

Falling: Humm??? I see... I knew I shouldn't take them to that room... They just can't stay still for a few hours that they go annoying every one...

Class: ???

Falling: Long story... I got to go now... I want you guys to do a report about Time Travel... and I want it ready when I return...

Class: Ahh... No...

* FallinG_StaR teleports into Satan lair... and finds is students fighting the demons...

Falling: Look out there's one behind you...

* FallinG_StaR kicks the daemon in the nuts...

Dark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HH... MY CROWN JEWELS....

Falling: Oops sorry... I thought you were one of them... Now lets kick some daemon ass...

[Kroptik]

Forgotten: Falling?? How can you be here??

Falling: What's that suppose to mean??

Forgotten: Forget it. How are Lum and Shinobu??

Falling: Unconsious, like Sakura-sensei. But how do you know??

Kroptik: I'm wondering that myself too...

Forgotten: Let's talk later, ok? (he avoids a demon) We have more pressing matters at the moment.

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:I will accompany ya,falling,i didnt do my report either

*enter the hell pit in da crazy maze*

Cosmic:Ok,they'll need all help

*summons the Elder Gods energy 2 freeze hell*



Falling:Time 4 a little ultra-violence,guyz

*begin shattering da demons frozen bodies*

Satan:You have left me no choice but 2 battle ya

*summons nightmarish inner demons*



Kroptik:We have a shield against it

*uses Ataru as an anti-demon shield as he has already too much bad luck*

Satan:Darn it,suffer my wrath

*burns all with hellfire*

Falling:I reserved da best card 4 now

*reveals a device that is a rain maker,falling turns the heavy rain into holy water,Satan agonizes a lot as hell is been destroyed*

Satan:Begone,mortals,u may have won,but there will other chances



*teleports em 2 earth*

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: That's it?? It was easy......LUM!

* Kroptik dissapears *

Kroptik (telepatically): It seems she's OK. And so are Sakura-sensie and Shinobu. Guess someone brought her here too.

[SandStorm]

Sand: don't open yet the champagne. We still have to finish with Dr. strangelove...
the time we lost in the hell was precious to the research.

* trow away one little rock *

* then, one voice echoes in the air *

Dr. Loveless: HAHAHAHAHA! the new virus was released! it is in the air all humans breed! Now, scummy aliens, will die! one remaining hour, the countdown to their death are set!

[Cosmic King]

*The phony Dr. loveless is killed by the real villain.Dr. Strangelove*

Dr. Strangelove:We shall meet again,my friends,so soon



*dissapears 4 now*

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: In Earth's air?? But what's the point of that? Isn't this a virus that affects aliens only?
* Kroptik's sight begins to blur *
Kroptik: Whoa...I don't feel so good...Guys, we need to hurry. Any clues to where that guy is? I'm sure he has the cure with him in case the virus worked with humans too...

[SandStorm]

Sand: dude, it was loveless that said it, one mentally affected moron... strangelove is our target, he didn't released the virus... yet.

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Uhh... Kroptik... that's was Forgotten that farted its not any virus... but it could be deadly if you don't get up quickly...

Every one: HAhahahahahahaha...

Forgotten: Oops... Sorry... It was from the new burrito Hamburger that McDonald's is testing...

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik punches Forgotten_Lum towards the clouds *

Kroptik: You, sir, are disgusting.

[Forgotten_Lum]

omg...

[SandStorm]

* forgotten_lum fart was so intense, that killed Dr. Strangelove by intoxication *

Mendo: (wearing a mask) looks like the world is saved!

Sand: ok, now, lets save ourselves!

* the gang ran away like crazy from forgotten farts *

[Forgotten_Lum]

what did i ever do to deserve this...

[Kroptik]

The end??

O_o o_O

[Cosmic King]

*illusion is over,it appears they were just dizzy after travelling from hell*

Kroptik:damn,i thought we had succes in killing Strangelove

Sand:But we learned 2 not eat at Mcdonalds

*forgotten vaporizes sand*

Falling: *sighs*Wattaday

*at mystery HQ*

Unknown Member:We r getting impatient with yer results,Herr Strangelove,we demand u get ready da virus

Strangelove:Ragnarok 2.0 is already 2 be distributed,Fraulein,i know of yer little vendetta towards those pests,but i need 2 get those rascals out of the way,let me present ya my last invention,Galatea

* beatiful girl appear*

Unkown Member:But,she is...!!

Strangelove:She may look alive yet it is a complex syntho-droid capable of taking away those bastards,hahaha



Unknown Member:Very good,we shall wait 4 da results in this one,meeting dismissed

*at school*

Sand:Man,i am bummed out

Kaede:What's the matter?

Sand:Last thing i needed was 2 see Satan

Kaede:Sucks 2 be u...i am joking,sand,it is over,he wont harm ya

Kroptik:Hey guys,how about we play some baseball?