Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

*Lum and Falling arrive on earth where Cosmic and Co. are;all go 2 eat something*

Kroptik:Welcome back,Falling and Ms. Lum,but werent you gonna spend a month in Blitzkrieg to purge yer radiation?

Lum:Yeah,why the hell you made us return to earth without da cure?

Falling:Now that you mention it...i forgot

*Amazingly Lum no longer is poisoning Ataru metabolism,it seems she is normal again*

Cosmic:Well,you were in Mercury,so probably its alien enviroments drained Ms. Lum radioactivity

Lum:You hear that,darling? we can get back together,arent you happy?  :D (kisses him)

Ataru:Ok,quit the kissin already,would you? i get the idea

Lum:Sorry,but we need to recover all the time lost,darling  *; (proceeds wit da love)

Falling:Get a room,would ya 2? hehehehehe  :D)

*Next day Lum,Ataru,Ran and Co. are on their way to school when they hear weird noises inda air*

Lum:That sounded as an UFO,friends

Ran:Probably it is yer mind,lum-chan,you have been actin weird lately

Lum:Yeah,probably



*Mendo arrives slowly walking*

Megane:Why are you walking like dat? injured yer leg?

Mendo:Nope,some weirdos stormed into my house and forced me to dress as Sailor Moon,with all da clothing

Megane:No way,man,for real?

Ataru:Ok,i dont wanna know,lets just walk to da school

*Then an UFO appeared all of da sudden,from it sounds an eerie voice*

??:Lum of Uru,surrender both Ataru Moroboshi and Kroptik to Elle and Kurama or we will be forced to vaporize you

Lum:I wont give you my Darling and Krop-kun

*Both Lum and the UFO are about to shoot each other when a third blast destroys the ship*

Ataru:Who did that?

Megane:Hey,guys look above

*Once they direct their sight to above...*



Ran:(thinking) Wow,that man looks ok...but i must remain faithful 2 rei-san

Megane:Who are you exactly Mayora 13?

Mayora:I am part of the Galactic Police Force,the "Boss" sent me to be the bodyguard of Mrs. Lum Invader-Moroboshi as it appears the renegade queens elle and kurama want her out da map,so please dont mind me and proceed wit yer everyday activities

Ataru:As if we will be able with you and yer bad-ass gun all da way 

Mayora:Well,i can get me a costume if that suits ya

Lum:Yeah,please do,Mr. 13 

*After Mayora gets himself a costume,the UY gang proceeds to have "its normal day" at Tomobiki,then around da recess time..*

Ataru:Y'know,Mayora,this is a school,not a Costume Ball,why da european clothing?

Mayora:Dats what yer wife gave me,she had it in her back-pack along with some other clothes she made for ya,i guess

Ataru:Please dont tell me what kind,i have an idea already,btw,what are you eating?



Ataru:What is dat white thing on it?

Mayora:Mayoneise,want some?

Ataru:Err,no,thank you,i am gonna see if Lum has something for me to eat

*A wind of peace gets near the UY gang but what will happen when the Evil Queens strike and will Queen Cata and her army get along the Menodicks? stay tuned*
Posted on: August 22, 2007, 04:22:24 AMOfftopic: Again to expand the fanfic,i would like to see more cooperation one of these days,really 

*After a week,it seems that inda end the Invasion never happened,what force would have stopped such a gargantuan vengeance?,truly in the NB dimension this was stopped thanks to the union of the warriors,but here in another dimension,another thing crushed Kurama and Elle forces,lets head back to Tomobiki High*

Ataru:I am glad that Mayoneise dude finally isnt with us,Lum,he was such a pain in da neck

Lum:Come on,darling,dont be that harsh,he was just doing his work

Ataru:Well,enough of dat,by the way,Lum?

Lum:Yes?

Ataru:I was thinking if ya can allow me 2 use yer shower after school,my dad was fixing it and broke it,i forgot to tell ya that Mendo invited us to a party

Lum:ok

*Ataru comment was heard by the Stormtroopers*

Megane:WHAT? ARE YA ASKING LUM 2 SHOWER WITH YA?!?! UNFORGIVABLE

Lum:Take it easy,satoshi,darling just wants to use my UFO shower...however since he and me are married i see no problem with...

Ataru:Hey,i am not into kinky group showers,lum 

Chibi:Are you blushing,ataru?

Ataru:Dont look at me !!!! 

Kroptik:It is official,today will be weird....as always

*After a tiring day at school,Lum and Ataru proceed to return home,meanwhile at a hidden headquarter in the Atlantic,a reunion is been held*

Diabolus:I am glad to see most of you decided to return and serve again the Council of Shadows (Note: In case you forgot or you are new,that council was behind most of our enemies in early dm2) rest assured that this time we shall shake the heavens as long as we follow our master's orders and crush our enemies as i did with Kurama and Elle just a while ago (throws the motionless bodies of the 2 queens)

??:True,we cannot wait to start the stellar conquest so thats why we plant some key events to finish ,in fact Professor Strangelove's plan is just been in progress,right?

Strangelove:Ja,mein comrades,you will get to see it very soon,ahahahahaha



??:You seem confident on it,herr doktor,we see that even yer recent defeats with the UY warriors havent lowered yer ideas

Strangelove:Of course not

*Meanwhile back at Lum UFO,it seems that Lum has 2 different bathrooms,divided just by a thin steel wall as both she and ataru r inda shower (but no together per se)*

Ataru:Yo,lum,pass me the soap bar,i dont have one

Lum:Ok,here comes,darling



*But,alas,sometimes when Lum doesnt notice,she gives sparks and accidentally destroyed the thin wall*

Ataru:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ok,lets move time a bit quick and go to the mendo party,everything goes normal then suddenly shutaro  begins to feel odd*

Lum:What happens,mendo?

Mendo:Dunno why but i feel as if i am on fire,i was just eating from the table in front of us,could it be another of Ryoko plans?

Ryoko:May sound strange but i didnt brought nor prepared that food,dear brother

Falling:Then who...

*A very ugly man and his gang arrive*

??:Maybe i can tell ya what mr. mendo just ate since i was the one that prepared this,hehehehehe,although it looked as turkey,it was filled with Pyrogranulate,a chemical that in living bodies makes them burst into fire in 48 hours,observe

*throws a cigar on the turkey,it begins to burn*



Mendo and Others:Why did ya do that?

??:You can thank yer father,shutaro,he and me made a bet that if ya survived the pyrogranulate i shall give him 152,000,0000 dollars or he will give all the mendo state if ya perished,have a nice day (leaves)

Mendo:Oh god,i am fucked 

Lum:I can make an antidote if ya want,shutaro

Mendo:Thanks,lum-san

*The other day at school*

Mendo:Ok,lum,show me the antidote

Lum:Of course (to ataru) darling,can ya come here?

Ataru:What is it?

*Lum puts handcuffs in both Mendo and Ataru*

Mendo/Ataru:What does that mean?

Lum:These special cuffs transfer some of darling "lust-force" in ya,shutaro,preventing the pyrogranulate to burn ya while i prepare a liquid elixir to cure ya,shutaro,by the way ya hafta be sure that darling doesnt receive many  injuries nor heart attacks or da device will malfunction

Ataru:By the way,do ya know what time it is? It is girl hunt time 

Mendo:Damn

[Kroptik]

* Mendo tries to desperatly restrain Ataru in his spot, but nothing can stop him from his daily girl hunt *

Ataru (to random girl): Can I have your address and phone nr??

Random Girl: NO WAY! *slaps him across the face*

Mendo: No wonder you can't get a date...

Ataru: Oh really? Then why don't you show me tough guy?

Mendo: If you insist... *he combs his hair approaches a girl talking with another one* Excuse me miss, but I couldn't stop noticing your beauty and I was wondering if you would like to go somewhere.

Girl 1: Sure I would. *Ataru's jaw drops* But what about your friend here? *she points at Ataru*

Mendo: Unfortunently, we're in a bit of a problem. *he shows the handcuffs* But maybe we could work out on a double date and your friend could come with Ataru here.

Girl 2: *she eyes Ataru* You look familiar, from somewhere...

Ataru: (thinking) Let's try this out then. (talking) May be, miss, but I'd be honored to go with you.

Girl 2: OK then, where are we going??

Ataru (thinking): This really works. I have to hand it to Mendo.

Mendo (thinking): If this idiot starts dating too much, Lum will dump him. *he imagines a scene in which Lum leaves Ataru and runs into his arms* Victory will be mine.

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Don't dream too much, you idiots.

[Cosmic King]

Lum:Dark,i want you to keep an eye on them,i wish i could but Onsen has asked me to help him check the english exams

Dark:Ok,i shall keep an eye on them idiots

Lum:(gently been mad) Dark,dont act like that or i am gonna get mad with ya too

Dark:Ok,ok

Kroptik:(munching a choco-bar) Dark as protector? this i gotta see

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik decides to stealth and follow the dating duo and the guardian kat *

[Cosmic King]

Ataru:Yo,mendo,since yer little advice worked,can i ask u something?

Mendo:Ok,tell me

Ataru:Can ya tell me how to comb my hair as you 2 lure some babes while protecting my married status? y'know,pretend been a bon vivant

Mendo:Err,well,it is not just a way of hair combing but an art style

*Meanwhile with Lum*

Onsen:Yo,lum,why did mendo advice worked 4 ataru? normally when he even says dat,he gets bonked

Lum:As long as they have da handcuffs,mendo personality will slowly possesing darling body and viceversa,it will stop da moment i use da key to free them when da elixir is done and (searches for da key but doesnt find it at all) uh oh,we are in problems

[FallinG_StaR]

At that moment...

Falling: I wonder what this key is for?! Well never mind... I'll keep it with me... maybe a beautiful girl is looking for it... hehehe... *Sees Lum and Onsen* Hey, whats up? Why you guys leave the party in such a hurry?

Onsen: I guess it was getting to hot for us...

Falling: Oh... I see... What's wrong Lum? you seem worried?

Lum: I lost something very important... I need to find it quickly... *Fly off*

Falling: *Thinking: Hmm... I wonder if... Nah... This small key... nah... no way... she must have lost money or something...* Btw, Onsen... where are those guys going? And why is Ataru holding hands with Mendo? Why is those 2 girls with them? Why is Dark following them? Why is Kroptik hiding inside a trash can and eating stuff from it???

Onsen: Wow... Hold o a minute you are worse than my students... I'll explain everything...

After Onsen explains everything...

Falling: Oh... I see... This sounds like fun... I can't miss this one... *runs off after the others...*

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic:  This is turning into a parade,good

[Kroptik]

Why is Kroptik hiding inside a trash can and eating stuff from it???

Offtopic: Stop doing those things with me guys... >_<

[Cosmic King]

Onsen:That isnt kroptik,falling,dat is just Fujinami-san

Falling:Sorry,my mistake

*Since mendo and ataru are handcuffed,they must decide where 2 sleep,this night will be at ataru humble house*

*Days have passed,both mendo and ataru returned to safety after a long period of weirdness,somehow the uy staff was unaware that their lives will change soon*

DEATHMATCH FIC END

Ok,kids,be sure to find the last DM2 tale,i shall try to wrap some plotholes,see ya

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: i think i might get into this now, im a bit rusty so please correct me on any mistakes i make, lead the way cosmic and i shall follow

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: I shall start da last tale today more later,dont worry,i hope we will see one last time the 6 big guns in action

[Jataru]

^{Offtopic: We are wainting with excitement your next tale Cosmic.}

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: And funny.

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  I hope I die... or at least someone... Damn Immortal people... this is a death match for god sake...