Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I was already in cat you idiot

* Dark falls down from the tree.

Dark:I've never a good landing as this one.

* Dark is hit by Cherry's big head.

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  And how should I know that you idiotic moron

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I've lost my power when I've killed the fake Lum, I've crashed the dark crystal in the Jester problem.

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile at Satoshi Megane house,he is at a corner,riping flower petals*

Megane:She loves me,she doesnt love me,she loves me,she doesnt,she...damn,that kroptik-guy is soon gonna marry my megami (goddess),my princess...oh,woe is me,i am destiny's fool for i had 2 witness da wedding of my only love (begins weeping)



why is that fools fall in love? why do a total stranger like kroptik has 2 have my beloved lum-sama,the person for which i have invested these springtime of mine? WHY?!?

(his mind begins showing him a lot of flashbacks wit lum)

One of da times we were at Moroboshi's house...



The day she almost proposed 2 me...and also her gentle smile...



...yet now only those flashbacks will run in my mind,soon my loved one will marry that tecasian prince,i am pathetic (cries)

*suddenly a voice calls Megane*

??:Hey you!!!

Megane :Who is it?!? (the mystery man arrives)



ok,what is yer name?

??:The name is Generalissimo Otaku,living embodiment of the otaku-dom,your whining for lum disgusts me,private megane

Megane:Err..

G. Otaku: Show some respect,kiddo !!!

Megane:Sir,yes,sir

G. Otaku:Good,whining scumbag,during yer weeping u claimed Lum is the woman of yer dreams and that u love her with all yer might and now that she is gettin married you give up,wanna know what a loser really is,punk?

Megane:Err...yes,sir

G.Otaku:A loser is da one that gives up without a goddamn fight,punk,you r becoming one wit yer whining and no action,tell me who was da one that give yer life a meaning?!!

Megane:Lady Lum!

G.Otaku:Who is da one that gave ya her friendship and trust?!!

Megane:(louder)Lum!

G.Otaku:Who was da one that took away yer heart and u promised 2 love forever?!!!

Megane:(louder) Lum!!!

G.Otaku:So tell me,is she worth enough 2 fight for?!!!

Megane:(more louder) YES!!!

G.Otaku:So it is time 2 call to da arms and fight for what u love and if death arrives 4 ya,at least u shall proven yer love,are you ready 4 it,megane?!!

Megane:YES,SIR,IT IS TIME 2 BATTLE FOR LUM-SAMA!!!

G.Otaku:Excellent,private Megane,you have finally awakened 2 da light and now u must do what u must for lady lum,my work here is done,farewell and godspeed,Satoshi Megane (vanishes)

Megane:(his eyes show burning passion) Time 2 gather the stormtroopers for one more mission (Megane finds da stormtroopers and convinces them 2 join him in his mission)gentlemen,what is it that we love more than our lifes cuz we gladly gave it 2 her?

Stormtroopers:Lum! Lum! Lum!

Megane:(shouting) WHAT ARE WE CAPABLE FOR LUM-SAMA?!!!

Stormtroopers:KILL ! KILL ! KILL ! KILL !

Megane:THEN SHALL WE GIVE ONE MORE FIGHT FOR LUM?!!!

Stormtroopers:GUNG HO! GUNG HO! GUNG HO!

Megane:Then we have a party 2 crash,for lum and eternity!!! (all cheer;megane looks above 2 da sky and speaks in his mind) thank you,generalissimo otaku-sir,for showing me that i must show an ultimate demonstration of love to Lum-sama

[SandStorm]

Inside Mendo's mansion...


Mendo: (thinking) I barelly can't believe... when finally moroboshi got out of the way, i though i would get my change...
but then... but then...
(screaming) THAT BAKA KROPTIK ARRIVED AND TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME!!!

Mendo: Thats it... I will not loose more chances... KROPTIK YOUR DOOM WILL ARRIVE OR I'M NOT SHUTARO MENDO!

*** raise his sword and cut one wooden doll neck, resembling kroptik ***

[DarkDevil]

* Dark sit in a tree on the Stormtroopes head

Dark: I'm impressed.

* Dark sit On Mendo's roof

Dark: I'm impressed.
Offtopic: I'm impressed.
Edit: I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.

[Kroptik]

Offtopic:
Since we're at it...

* In planet Uru... *
Rei: That guy Kroptik. Think he can come around and steal the girl of my dreams. I'll make sure you don't even reach that day, for my love, LUM!

* Rei jumps into his ship and calls the men under his control, telling them to set coordenates to Earth on the double *

[Cosmic King]

*At the Tengukarasu UFO*

Kurama:Only dead i shall let that wretched Lum marry my dear Kroptik,get me 2 da earth immediately

Goblin:Aye,m'lady

*At Dreamland*

Morpheus:Holy Maccaroni!!,kroptik is gonna get married wit dat horny beyatch,y'all,they surely will need an MC and some gangstas 2 spice them wedding,luckily the mastah rapper will go 2 them

60 Cent:Word,MC Morpheus,we gonna make em have an unforgetable party

*At da Germany HQ*



Strangelove:So the 2 alien abominations r gonna get married,what an explendid time 2 strike those pesky warriors,hahahahaha

*at the end of the Universe,a being sets himself free from the Source Wall*

Ares:I am free at last,time 2 pay a visit 2 da ones that imprisoned me and reclaim my wife,the horned goddess known as Lum

*at the Casket of Eternal Winter,it brokes freeing 2 spirits*

Yasumi:So,i've heard the one named Kroptik,the one that killed ya when we were alive,iori,is getting married,how about we crash his party?

Iori:Of course,my love

*At the Hellish Dimension below Tomobiki High*



Satan:The time 2 reap da souls of da Oni and Tecasian is getting closer cuz i need 2 more of the most pure and corrupt souls at my domain,hahahahahha

*somewhere else*

Unknown Woman:So it shall soon begin

*Meanwhile at Kroptik penthouse,lum has awakened early*

Lum:What happened'tcha?

Kroptik:U were sleeping,sweetie and... (hugs her) I dunno what i would do if we were separated,lum,i love ya,i still feel nervous for da wedding

Lum:Dont worry,what can go wrong in dat day'tcha?

Kroptik:Yeah,u r right,lum

Saki:Excuse me,prince,someone named Mekata is in da door

Kroptik:Ok (to mekata) Hi,noble mekata,i am glad u could arrive

Mekata:Of course,prince,i wouldnt miss this for nothing,soon a new life will bloom for ya and lady lum

Off Topic:

U can bet there is gonna be a hell of a wedding

[SandStorm]

while sand is at the computer watching the weather for the next days...

Sand: Oh crap, one natural typhoon for teh wedding day... Level 10, seesh...

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Guess I'll go for a walk...

* FallinG_StaR is passing by Kroptik penthouse when he sees something strange...

Falling: Yo, Megane... what you guys doing here???

Megane(surprised): Ohh... Sensei... hmm... We're just passing by and... you know doing stuff young guys do...

Falling: Yeah... right I know what you guys are trying to do...

Megane: You know??? How???

Falling: You dropped this envelop with plans how to ruin the wedding and kill Kroptik...

Megane(in shock): That's not what it looks like Sensei... It's just a joke... really... Right guys???

Stormtroopers: Y-Yeah... just a joke...

Falling: A joke... hmm... And I thought it was for real... I willing to help you... but forget it...

Megane: Help us??? You mean you want Lum for yourself to???

Falling: No... I just want to kill Kroptik... that's all. So do you guys want my help or no...

Megane(thinking to himself): With Master Falling help we could easily destroy the wedding and kill Kroptik for sure... and in the end Lum-sama will be all mine... (talking) Ok we accept...

Falling (with an evil grin): Good you won't regret it... Muahahahahahahaha...

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile at "somewhere else"*

Mysterious Woman:(using some kind of communicator) Herr Strangelove,i hope u and the others from the Council of Shadows received the news of the upcoming marriage of the oni and da tecasian

Strangelove:Ja,mein fuhrer,we managed 2 obtain entrance and 2 dress some of our agents as guests,those UY warriors will be surrounded

Mysterious Woman:Good

Strangelove:I am glad u r pleased,fraulein,Strangelove out (leaves communication)

Mysterious Woman:Hahahaha,just like a wolf amidst sheep

*meanwhile at Kroptik's house*

Kroptik:Any news,mekata?

Mekata:Same old,all in tecas r thrilled for yer maririage (knock at da door)

Lum:Who is it'tcha?

Megane:It is just me,lady lum,we came 2 give ya our best wishes inda wedding (evil grin)

Lum:Thank ya,megane-chan

Megane:We also came 2 offer Kroptik a good faith gift,a bottle of vintage wine from Falling-sensei collection,hehehe

Kroptik:Why,thank you but i dont drink anymore

Megane:s**t

Lum:beg yer pardon'tcha?

Megane:Nothing,well,see ya inda wedding (he leaves very angry)

Kroptik:He is a weird but nice guy (3 hours pass)

Lum:So,kroptik,if u postponed da wedding,when is it gonna be'tcha?

Kroptik:in 3 days u and me shall join in marriage (is gonna kiss Lum when...)



Saki:Here is yer tea,prince,am i interrupting something at all?

Kroptik:(thinking) man,just what i needed,hmph (normal) No,that is ok,hana-chan,thanks 4 da tea,u may have da rest of the day free

Saki:Not need for me 2 get out,i think i can watch TV wit ya loverbirds,that if u dont mind

Lum:No problem,Hana-chan'tcha

Kroptik:Err..ok

*they watch TV*

[SandStorm]

at SS house, the phone rings

Sand: (picking the phone) Yellow?

Kaede: Yellow? Sand, are you speaking with your mouth full?

Sand: Sorry Kaede.

Kaede: I want you to help me to choose the best dress for the wedding party please, i can't make up my mind...

Sand: No worries, i'll be there in no time, see ya.

meanwhile, shutaro mendo is running hard, arriving at krop's house

Kroptik: Hum? bell's ringing again, i'll open. (open door) hi there mendo!

Mendo: Good afternoon Kroptik, i arrived to give you my best wishes for the wedding, and i have this small gift for you. (give kroptik the gift)

Kroptik: Thanks man.

Shutaro go away, and is being pick by one of his helicopeters.

Mendo: Pilot, you were late, you'll pay the time i spent running to here.

Pilot: sorry young master, did your plan went well?

Mendo: Sooner he will have one nice surprise when he see what i recorded on that DVD... video editing is the best... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cosmic King]

Saki:What did Mendo gave ya,prince?

Kroptik:Some DVD

Lum:Lets see it'tcha (put it inda recorder)

Video Voice: VIDEOS SUPREME PRESENTS 2 YOU:

SHUTARO'S BABY YEARS!!

*meanwhile at mendo helicopter*

Mendo:Soon,lum will dump dat damn Kroptik and..what is this?,this dvd says "video humiliation",OMG,i sent da wrong video...ARRGHHHH!!!

*at kroptik's*

Shutaro Mom in video:Shutaro,next time u wet yer bed,i am gonna cut yer -CENSORED-!!!

Mendo in video:sorry,mom (accidentally wets pants)

Mom in video:SHUTARO!!!

Lum:Wow,mendo really is funny

Kroptik:Very weird wedding gift of his

[FallinG_StaR]

* FallinG_StaR in Kroptiks roof...

Falling: Hmm... good thing I placed a Microphone in the bottle... Now I can ear everything... That Saki... she acts kind of weird... I have to watch her carefully... Hahaha... Mendo sure is stupid didn't even noticed that I changed the DVD's...

The Stormtroopers show up climbing a rope...

Megane: Yo, Master Falling how the hell did you get up here???

Falling: I'm a ninja remember!!!

Megane: Oh... Yeah... I remember... So what are you doing???

Falling: Ehh... nothing just planing our next move... and you???

Megane: We where trying to get this sleeping gas bomb into the chimney...

Falling: Oh, realy??? Give it to me that I'll send it down... while you guys go get the things on this list for our next plan... (hands the Stormtroopers a big list)

Megane: Ok... Let's go guys... (they all trip and fall of the roof)...

Falling: Damn idiots... Sleeping bomb... Hahaha... lets see if it works...

* FallinG_StaR trows the bomb into the sky and hits Mendo's Heli detonating the bomb and a huge gas cloud involves the heli making the pilot fall a sleep crashing the Heli into a lake...

Falling: Now... that's a big splash...

* FallinG_StaR laughs too much and falls down into the penthouse balcony...

Kroptik: Wtf... Who's there???

Falling: Well, hello there... I just thought I should drop in for a visit... Hehe...(embarrassed)

Lum: How did you get there???

Falling: I'm a ninja!!! Anyway I decided to pass some time with my friends before the big date...

Kroptik:(thinking) Just what I need... Ok we are watching some movies wanna join us???

Falling: If you insist... Ok I'll join you... (thinking): This will be a good opportunity to observe Saki...

[Cosmic King]

Saki:So u r da teacher Sam Blitzkrieg?

Falling:Yes,i am

Saki:Hmm,i heard yer legend at my former school,i hoped someone of yer reputation would wear less "mission impossible" clothes,yet again it is an honor

Falling:Why,thank ya...i guess

Saki:Why dont ya taste some of  yer vintage wine? (serves im a cup)

Falling:Err...i will pass

Lum:Were ya watching for some assassins in da roof,sensei?

Falling:Something like that

Kroptik:Look,there is da ninja from those youtube videos

Ask a Ninja: Some weirdos from Tomobiki High ask a ninja:

What is the best ninja way 2 prevent a wedding?

Well,first of all,u gotta drug da groom with poisoned wine and distarct da bride so she doesnt see when da groom is decapitated,a good distraction may be some perverted dvd,that is what ya gotta do,i am looking forward 2 kill all of ya

Saki:Hmm,isnt that interesting,blitz-sensei?

Falling:Yeah...hehehehe