Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Dammit, guess I'll have to rebuild it again... I'm never inviting you to my house again...

[SandStorm]

Sand: Thats Kurama's n' the party poopers fault mate. I'll help'ya rebuilding this. Byw, I wonder how Dark is managing it under Kurama's UFO...

Inside Kurama's UFO...

Kurama: Kroptik, my love, tomorrow is the best day of our lives... Finally we'll marry!

Dark: (kroptik shape) Yes my love! And we'll have amazing children

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: ew i wish i didnt see that, but i guess dark might take advantage of his situation, anyway

*forgotten uses his powers and rebuilds the house*

Forgotten: shall we continue the party

[SandStorm]

Kroptok: hell, yeah. until now we haven't had one proper party.

* SS his on his cellphone, contacting telepizza and other companies. *

Sand: Done guys. We'll have more food, its all by my account. Also, we'll have one surprise later.

later, when all are having fun, the telepizza guys arrive, as many other food companies, and loads o drink.
Moments later...

Falling: Good, the DJ Visage and DJ Darude are almost on the way.

Forgotten: Do not forget Scooter too.

Kroptik: someone's ringing the bell, (open the door) hello?

2 Cat Girls: Heya! meow! iz here da Krop's party?

Kroptik: Humm, yeah...

the cat girls enter the house. when krop's closing the door, the DJ's arrive

Scooter: Visage and Darude are coming, lets begin! (start the concert)

Cat Girl 1: Meow,  fun time for ya boyz!
Cat Girl 2: Stripzzz show!

the the girls start doing striptease by the rithm of the music

Sand: (drolling) I looove meows meows!

[Cosmic King]

*suddenly the 2 cat girls r grabbed by kroptik,he kicks em out of da party and throws em 45 dollars so they leave im in peace*

Sand:What da hell happened?!?

Kroptik:I did that cuz soon i am gonna be married,i can not risk my integrity,if i were 2 have an intimate moment,let it be wit my future wife and not with some bargain dancers

Sand:Bummer

Falling:(fake british accent) I see ya like 2 be a joykiller,kroptik old chap,jolly good i made some arrangements in this matter in hand

Forgotten:Uh-oh

*meanwhile at Ran UFO*

Lum:So,ran-chan,what r da guys doing'tcha?

Ran:By 10th time,they r havin a bachelor..err,gentlemen party

Lum:Gentlemen? that sounds kinda odd but fun,maybe we should go see'em



Ran:Dont think that sounds well

Belldandy:She is right,we dunno what kind of thing is goin on,we shall go 1st 2 check (teleports 2 falling house...well,da rebuilt edition)anybody home?

Ran:I dont hear anythin (uses gun 2 destroy door;suddenly they see Cherry <naked> and Kotatsu-neko riding 2 pigs and the background is full of fire and brimstone and a sign showing da party is inda second floor)wait till i get my hands on em

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic:  Cherry naked??? I hope they're at the wrong house... because that's not my idea of fun...

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: i dont know either, lets fix this then

*Cherry walks forward and presents a letter*

Ran: get away(points the gun)

Cherry: this is for you lum(sets the letter on the ground)

*Ran shoots cherry and blows him away*

Cherry(while flying through the air): tis' fate

*lum picks up the letter*

Belldandy: what does it say

*lum holds it to her chest*

Belldandy: you dont have to tell us if you dont want to

*Benten arrives*

Benten: lum, i've been looking for you all over the galaxy, did you forget about your wedding shower

Lum: sorry i did forget'tcha, we should get going

*lum accidentally drops the letter and the girls teleport away*

*Cherry picks up the letter and reads it*

Sorry my love but this location is a fake,
to hide myself from kurama, see you soon my love

                                           Your love Kroptik

[Cosmic King]

*meanwhile da warriors playing some RPG games in their Magnastation 2*

Cosmic:So tell me,falling,what was da surprise?

Falling:Cant say cuz it is a surprise individually,lets just say it is my wedding gift 2 him

Forgotten:Ninjas,crazy otakus,interruptions,strippers kicked out...i think this bachelor party is too unusual,guyz

Ataru:Oui,monsieur forgotten

*suddenly dark arrives scared*

Cosmic:What happened,dude?

Dark:Lets just say i dont wanna see kurama again,she is a nutjob

Kroptik:(sarcastcally)dont tell me,Lucifer

*party goes on,next day at school*

Ataru:Man,i feel tired,i am partied out

Mendo:That is what u get for drinking sake and living la vida loca

Megane:Look,there is Monsieur Kroptik

Kroptik:What is up,friends?

Ataru:Same old,dont ya have a hangover for drinking?

Kroptik:Are ya kiddin,moroboshi-kun? To me the alcohol we drank was merely stronger than milk

Megane:Hmm,kroptik

Kroptik:Yes,satoshi?

Megane:If u make Lum-sama an unhappy girl i swear 2 ya that i will rip yer organs and make u eat em

Kroptik:Dont worry,she'd be in good hands,satoshi

Mendo:btw,there is miss lum,coming

Lum:Hi,guyz,what r ya doing'tcha?

Mendo/Megane/Ataru:Just discussing...about da weather

Lum:Ohh,that sounds like good discussion

Mendo:Miss Lum,isnt it a bad omen if the bride sees the groom before da wedding? i mean,u r not supposed 2 see kroptik till tomorrow

Lum:Well,that i dunno

Megane/Mendo/Ataru:Ok (they leave)

Kroptik:What is it that u wantd 2 tell me,sweetie?

Lum:Kroptik,i called ya cuz i think we need 2 reveluate what is ours,u know that a marriage is made in harmony of two people and...well,just wanted 2 see if u think u r ready

Kroptik:....ok,i get it (falling star arrives)

Falling:Save it till da honeymoon,kids (leaves)

*after school,lum and kroptik r goin back home*

Kroptik:R u sure about this,lum?

Lum:Very sure'tcha

Kroptik:Btw,did ya received any letter?

Lum:Yes,but couldnt read it,btw,how was yer party'tcha?

Kroptik:A little too unusual

*suddenly a girl appears on their way home*

??:Hey,you 2 loverbirds,i need 2 talk wit ya

Lum:What u want'tcha? if it is darling,go get ya one yerself

??:No,no,no,i was told by sakura the exorcist nurse 2 keep an eye on you 2 today cuz normally evil energy tends 2 attack couples in da wedding eve

Kroptik:So i see that,and u r?

??:My name is Saki Hanajima,i know something about occultism and magic,so i will try 2 guard ya,now can we go now 2 yer house,tecasian prince? we can allow ourselves 2 more risks

Kroptik:Err...ok

[DarkDevil]

Saki: Oh! Lum, by the way, some crow goblim gave me this tape to give it to you.
Lum: A crow goblim? ???

Lum: I'll be right back darling.

* Lum flies away

*Later a few minutes later*

* Lum approaches Kroptik

Kroptik: So what was the message about?


Lum: I hate you darling, I don't want to see you again!

* Lum flies away

* Ten approaches Kroptik and Zaps Kroptik

Kroptik: What was that for?
Ten: You making a film of you marring Kurama, that was really mean!
Kroptik: What film!
Ten: This one.

* ten shows to kroptik.




Offtopic: the pic are only to resume.
I'm really a bad guy!

[Cosmic King]

Ten:I think u r high,dude,this video wasnt made by me,i usually draw a tiger on its cover,anyways lum-chan left sad,receive my ultimate attack

SWIRLING INFERNO!!!

*Kroptik dodges da flame and covers his face wit a frypan;easily knocks out ten;suddenly lum arrives*



Lum:Kroptik,why is ten unconcious'tcha?

Kroptik:(thinking)weird,wasnt she mad at me? (normal)he had an accident,lum

Lum:Hmm,well,i went 2 see da message i was sent and only found a black room in an asteroid,damn pranks

Saki:(looking 2 lum)...hmph...

Kroptik:Ok,this is getting weird,why dont we go home?

Saki:Excellent idea,let us go

Lum:Right'tcha

*they arrive at Kroptik penthouse*

Kroptik:Feel like if u were at home,girls

Lum:Kroptik

Kroptik:Yes,lum

Lum:Did anything happened 2 ya while i was away? cuz u have a lot of bruises'tcha

Kroptik:Nah,i just had some minor incident,sweetie (someone knocks da door)

Another Lum:KROPTIK FROM TECAS,PREPARE 2 MEET YER DOOM!!!

Lum:Who r ya,impostor?

A.Lum:U r da impostor,fake lum,die (draws a gun and pulls da trigger;suddenly the another lum falls dead,she was shot from behind)

Saki:(with a gun in hand)That will stop that girl little annoyance

Lum:Why,thank ya'tcha,saki

Saki:(cold smile) u r welcome,lum,now i must dispose of this fake (grab it then take it away)

Lum:That girl gives me some weird feelings,kroptik

Kroptik:Yep,but at least helped us (thinking)but,what if it was that dead lum my real fiancee? what if da one beside me is da fake?

[SandStorm]

in the nearest bar

Forgotten: You know... lately Krop's acting strange...

Cosmic: Thats just wedding stuff, persons get a bit nervous, thats all.

Forgotten: I shall spy them a bit... *** Forgotten enter kroptik and lum's mind ***

Sand: Pervert.

Forgotten: I'll make you eat those words Sandy, but we've got a big problem in hands...

Cosmic\Sand: What happened?

Forgotten: Lum's unconscious, and krop's being fooled by one fake. Bye.


*** forgotten teleports to the place were kroptik is ***



Forgotten: Hold your horses, punk! (to saki)

Saki: how disrespectful to one lady you are!

Forgotten: Krop, u'r being fooled. that smiling lum in there is one fake,  the real one is the knocked out! You know... I entered yer minds only for good purposes...

Kroptik: my... my... LUM IS DEEEEEEAD!

***Kroptik start running, crying over real lum's body. ***

Forgotten: Now i have job to do with both of you!

Saki: God damn you, i'll stab you damn sucker! (grabs one bazooca)

Forgotten: MINDWAVE SLASHER! (stuns Saki)

Fortotten: Now, lady fake lum, reveal your real appearance...

False Lum: don't shoot, don't shoot! (changes the form and reveal to be the stripper cat girl 2)

Cat Girl 2: I felt in love with him, when i saw him, sorry, please, have mercy...

Forgotten: Ok, now, get away from here, and you'll have to do some "dance" seasons in my house...

Cat Girl 2: I will, I will... (run away)

*** Forgotten arrives near the crying kroptik and lum unconscious body ***

Forgotten: Do not worry my friend, her soul can be recovered, come with me.

***Forgotten opens one portal and both with the unconscious lum leave ***

[Cosmic King]

*warriors enter another dimension;they see a hippie surrounded by several orbs of fire*

Cool Master Omikuji:What u want,dudes?

Forgotten:U have power 2 warp reality,revive lum

Omikuji:That i cant,dudes

Kroptik:WHY?!?

Omikuji:Cuz she is alive,she is just dizzied,she was hit a sleeping gas bullet

Kroptik:So saki didnt killed her?

Omikuji:Yes,saki just tried 2 take lum 2 safety while u had 2 discover the real fake lum,fear noy (sends em 2 earth)

Forgotten:I think we owe ya an apology,saki...sort of

Saki:No harm done,i guess,i overacted a bit...hmph,anyways,she will be fine in 3 days

Kroptik:3 DAYS?!?

Saki:My apologies,it is that the sleep gas i used is a stronger one,besides we need her sleeping so she aint attacked on da street 4 now

Forgotten:So da wedding has 2 be postponed till in 3 days

Kroptik:Bummer

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Guess I can't do anything but warn people about the delay. Can you tell the guys, Forgotten?

Forgotten: Sure thing.

Kroptik: I'll have to tell my other friends too. I guess I'll start with Mekata since he's the best-man.

Forgotten: He's the best-man? You said I was the best-man...

Kroptik: When did I say that?

Forgotten: Yesterday's party.

Kroptik: Did I say that before or after who had those two tequila shots?

Forgotten:....

Kroptik: Sorry Forgotten. You guys are all great friends, but Mekata has been my best friend for almost as long as we were born.

Forgotten: I understand... Well then, see you tomorrow Krop. I'm going to tell the guys the news.

Kroptik: Ok thanks. See you.

* Forgotten disssapears and Kroptik makes the necessary phone calls. When he's done it's already midnight *

Kroptik: Saki, are you sure she'll be awake in three days'tcha?

Saki: Absolutely. I'm totally sure.

Kroptik: Ok then. I'm going to bed. See you tomorrow.

Saki: Good night prince.

* Kroptik picks Lum from the couch, and goes lie her down in bed. Then he lies down next to her, sighs and falls asleep, having bad dreams throughout the night *

[DarkDevil]

* Dark enters in kroptik's house with cherry, in the division where Lum is.

Dark: She's still alive, what luck.
Cherry: It's desteny.

* a  second later

* Dark and cherry are eating everything there is in kroptik's kitchen

[FallinG_StaR]

As Dark and Cherry make a lot of noise while eating everything in sight, they wake up Saki that was that cautiously approaches the kitchen with a Plasma cannon...

Saki: Hold it right there punks... Who are you???

Dark: We are Kroptik's frien... (gets interrupted)

Saki: Shut up punk I don't wanna know... Now I'll ask you a question... Do you fell lucky... punks??? Well do ya???

Dark and Cherry stare at each other with a scared and confused face... and suddenly they see a big flash and they instantly find them self's flying of into the dark sky...

Kroptik (awaken by the noise): What was all that noise???

Saki: Oh... My prince did I awake you???

Kroptik: Nah... not really... I was having a bad dream and I thought I would drink a tea to try and calm down... and see if I can sleep better... Anyway what happened???

Saki: Ahh... Just 2 thief's that got in the house and where stealing and eating all the food... And I kicked them out...

Kroptik: Ohh... Ok then, I'll just finish my tea and I'm going back to bed... We'll clean this mess tomorrow you should get some sleep to we had a weird night... and we sure need the rest...

Saki: Ok, my Prince...

The next day Falling goes to his mansion drive way to get the news paper and notices something hanging on one of is trees...

Falling: What the f*ck!!! Dark is that you???

Dark: Yeah, get me down...

Falling: Like I would do that... I don't even want to know what happen...

* FallinG_StaR turns around and gets back in the mansion leaving Dark hanging on the tree...

Dark: Guess I should change into my cat form and wait for someone to call the fire department...