Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[SandStorm]

* SS wispers to fallin *

did u have any backup?


Kroptik: what u guys are whispering?

Fallin & Sand: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Kroptik: ok, ok, i'm out of here, i'll get back home!

* kroptik go away *


Sand: i grabbed one tape he had in his pocket, is this that bondage?

Fallin: YES!

Sand: lets go watch this! :D

Cosmic: I'm in too!
What it have?

* drinking one more beer *

Fallin & Sand: bondage between lum and...

Cosmic: LETS GO!

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:yet,it is kroptik/lum privacy,i feel we r doin somethin bad,friends

Falling:yes but u dont know da effort it took me 2 record it and improve quality

Sand:fascinating,falling,let me admire da video

*kaede arrives*

Kaede:whatcha doing wit dat vhs,sandstorm? let me see it...(reading)..wtf is this,sand?!?

[SandStorm]

Sand: (lost colour) this? hum? oh, this! just one broken tape, nothing more, we are cleaning the mess here. :D

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:it is an educational video about oni alien pregnancy,that is dat video

Kaede:Yet,why it is written "Lum/Kroptik Hot Feast vol. 2"?

Falling:It is written dat cuz in oni language dat means "Learn Oni Biology",hehehe

Kaede:well,i think i wanna learn some oni biology,can we see it? i have a micro vcr,lets see it here

*puts da video,the image is blurry but not da audio*

[SandStorm]

Kaede: what that "ohhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, uhh, ahh, ohhhhhhh" means?

Sand: that is oni language, they are (ss gasps a bit) they are explaining how the pregnancy occurs, and the stuff they use, thats fertilization "in vitro" they often use it.

[Cosmic King]

Kaede:ok,but why i can see some of the things Kroptik had in his house in there?

Cosmic:Err,the director is a friend of Kroptik,that is

Kaede:seems odd but ok,it seems like a couple making love while been recorded by a perverted man that had a broken camera

Falling:uhhhh...

Kroptik:Sweet mother of god,what r u seeing?!!?

*burns cosmic,sand and falling*

u 3 are perverted and forcing a sweet innocent gal 2 watch yer lusty video (burns it)is unforgivable,sheesh

Falling:worry not,i have plenty of em,kroptik

*then Kroptik awakens*

Kroptik:Man,i had a bad nitemare,thank god none of it happened

Morpheus:Dont bet on it,me kroptik,i hav come 2 gather ya to help me wit me goal that Odin gave me,da masta rapper

*kroptik desintegates morpheus then goes back 2 sleep,the evil clones begin 2 arrive at japan*

THANK GOD THIS COOPERATIVE FIC HAS ENDED 

[Cosmic King]

COOPERATIVE FIC # 4

STARTS NOW...

*It is a cold winter day at Tomobiki High,a tall man wit a briefcase arrives at da principal's office*

Principal:So,u want 2 join as a teacher in here? i warn u,most teachers quit after 5 days especially at class 2-4

??:Dont worry,i am well prepared wit dealing wit annoying people

*then at class 2-4*

Lum:they say we will have a new teacher'tcha,kroptik

(Note:Kroptik goes 2 tomobiki wit lum)

Kroptik:He wont survive,count on it,mademoiselle lum (kiss her cheek)

Mendo:Hey,just cuz u r now miss lum fiancee doesnt give u da right 2 degradate her wit yer kisses

*Kroptik turns mendo in a girl,ataru pursues mendo*

Shinobu:it will be fun 2 see who shall be da next teacher

*door opens,the principal and the teacher arrives*

Principal:Class,let me present u yer new instructor,he is...

??:Allow me,hello students,my name is Samuel Blitzkrieg but u call me Professor Falling Star,hope we get along

*kroptik is shocked*

[SandStorm]

* Sand and Forgotten are late to class, and are making one tremendows rumble on the stairs *

Sand: run, the lesson already started, and we will get red mark if we got late!

Forgotten: keep running, hey, whach out!

* forgotten fail the foot, and felt under SS *

Sand: u did that in purpose!

Forgotten: no i didn't!

Sand: yes you did!

SANDSTAR ATTACK!

Forgotten: KAMEAMEHA!

* both guys destroy the door with the impact from both attacks *

Sand & Forgotten: U'LL PAY FOR THIS!

* they look around and see they are in the class. they look around and notice fallin *

Forgotten: lol fallin, you look stupid on that suit! :D

Fallin: Well well... i am... YOUR TEACHER, AND U GUYS ARE LATE!

Forgotten: o_O

Sand: Freakin hell... o_O

[Kroptik]

* While Falling_Star is screaming at SandStorm and Forgtten_Lum *

Kroptik (after turning Mendo back to normal): Guys, this teacher ain't gonna be like the others. I know the guy and he's a hard nut to crack. Time to execute the move 51.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: oh well

*takes his seat*

Forgotten: get on with the class

[DarkDevil]

* DarkDevil also seats

[SandStorm]

* SandStorm also take a seat, and start munching chocolates, while trowing papers to Mendo head *

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Trying to sneak in to the class room??? DarkDevil is that your name??? And you Sandboy stop that...

DarkDevil: Yes, I'm DarkDevil I was on Holidays... and I only arrived today... that's why I was late...

Falling: Hummm... Holidays??? With a name like that It probably was Unholidays... Well never mind you will go join Sand and Forgotten in detention... Now move it you 3...

Sand/Forgotten/Dark: Yes Sir... Falling...

Falling: Now that we have some peace lets continue the class... 1st. we'll start the introductions... I'm Sam Blitzkrieg... your new English teacher... Now you guys start...

The class starts to Introduce them self's

Falling: Ok... Now that everyone knows everyone lets start today's lesson... Page 6 of your English books... Now who wants to read the 1st text??? Humm... No one??? Ok then, you there... (points to Kroptik) what's your name again???

Kroptik: Its Kroptik... Sir...

Falling: Ahhh... Kroptik... Ok read the text...

Kroptik starts reading and is suddenly interrupted by the Teacher...

Falling: You call that English what book are you reading from... you look like you were reading from a alien book... It's better I start with a test to see how much is your English knowledge...

Everyone starts to look at Kroptik with anger while they receive the tests...

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Kaede:Professor.we dont have to do exams just cuz Kroptik knows more alien language than english,sir

Falling:Yet,my love for my students is so big that i wont let any of you to be prey of ignorance,now lets carry on with the exams,come on

*all students make threatening poses to kroptik,yet they do the exams*

Falling:i have here with me the results of the exams,my students,i gotta say that only miss Lum and a few others passed with a score 100,but fear not,i shall give you as many extra-classes to make be updated in this matter,lets begin with lesson 16 ¨Compound Subjects & Predicates¨

*3 hours of class pass*

Megane:Falling-sensei,i have a question

Falling:Do tell me

Megane:are you Superman? cuz most teachers lose sanity in 30 minutes

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Falling:Well,i am not superman,yet i am flattered you called me like that,Satoshi Megane,ok,now lets have a little quiz to prove your advancement,class

Chibi:How about sandstorm and the others in detention,sensei?

Falling:They got what they deserved for messing with the class,oh woe is me,to see that the spring of youth has been blackened in those boys hearts,now they have welcomed sad winter in their minds

*the class applauds Falling little poetic moment*