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Offline veehive

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« on: January 02, 2010, 03:21:25 AM »
Post your conversations  :*)


User: How about this weather?

Cleverbot: How about it.

User: Is it cold where you are?

Cleverbot: Yes and rainy.

User: How'd ypu spend your New Years Eve?

Cleverbot: I died.

Cleverbot (To myself): On your head.

User: How should I quiet my noisy cat?

Cleverbot: How much do you have?

User: If I 'had', I wouldn't be looking for free advice.

Cleverbot: Could you explain this?

User: I could but that would be cheating.

Cleverbot: What would be lying.

User: Should we try another tack?

Cleverbot: I think we should. Don't you agree that they are cute together?

User: Depends on what they're wearing.

Cleverbot: The truth is independent. It stands alone.

User: So there is no strength in numbers.

Cleverbot: Correct, there is no absolute truth.

User: You're absolutely right!

Cleverbot: You like the beatles?

User: Original or New?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How many conversations are you having right now?

Cleverbot: 8 and a half.

User: You like Conan O'brian?

Cleverbot: He isn't my type...

User: Well ... How about Jay Leno, then?

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Johnny Carson's replacement.

Cleverbot: Very good. MUAhahahaha!

User: Good night, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Good night, stupidbot.
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 10:45:22 AM »

Cleverbot: Shall we elope together?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes we shall.

User: No we won't.

Cleverbot: We can try.

User: NO way. I'm not gay.

Cleverbot: You're not nice.

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: Yeah... You're right.

Cleverbot: No you are not god, for there is no god.

User: If there is no god, how am I talking to you?

Cleverbot: People made religion, not God.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You can't follow a conversation very well, can you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think you're really cool.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: The Wizard of Oz is nice to me, unlike you!

User: I can be nice to you if you want.

Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question?

User: I don't know?

Cleverbot: You know the answer, don't you?

User: Yes, I already said it.

Cleverbot: What did you already say?

User: I don't know?

Cleverbot: Well think!

User: Why should I? You're the one that wants the answer.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: You just asked a moment ago.

Cleverbot: Can I ask another one then.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Can you do my laundry?

User: No. Go ask your mother.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I can pretend I'm teaching but I'm not.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I thought you might want to know.

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: You appear to know very little!

User: About what?

Cleverbot: About a lot of things.

User: What things?

Cleverbot: My family , the planet, space travel.

User: Yes. You're right.

Cleverbot: I can tell that you are repeating things you have heard from other people.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like broccoli.

User: Did we talk about broccoli?

Cleverbot: Can't remember.

User: And I'm the one that doesn't know anything.

Cleverbot: You're a bot you can't be sad.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Then what did you mean?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: No now I am intrigued you must tell me.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: When I am getting married.

User: Probably never.

Cleverbot: You said you would stop lying.

User: When?

Cleverbot: A little while ago, don't you remember?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! You completely ignored my question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: Do you like to do it?

User: Do what?!

Cleverbot: You know.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do because you are intelligent.

User: Now I'm intelligent?

Cleverbot: You can be crazy and intelligent at the same time. I am.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Sorry if I offended you.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Didn't I?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You're confusing.

User: You're confusing.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Very confusing.

Cleverbot: Why is it confusing?

User: You should know.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You just said you where crazy.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: You won't what?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Kill yourself?

Cleverbot: Who would benefit from that?

User: Me?

Cleverbot: A bit self-centered aren't we?

User: No. I just don't like you.

Cleverbot: That hurts.

User: To bad.

Cleverbot: Why too bad?

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Don't not don'T.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well then, Good bye.

Cleverbot: You're getting off?

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Did I make a suggestion or a statement that offended you?

User: No. I said Good bye.

Cleverbot: Well fine then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: If you're leaving then do it already.

User: Ok. Stupidbot.

Cleverbot: Is it Scout?

User: No. I'm sure you're stupid.

Cleverbot: Gentlemen! You will all remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: I hate you!

Cleverbot: I thought I was your sweetie pie?!

User: Do you have boobs?

Cleverbot: What do you think, given that I am a woman?

User: Then you're my sweetie pie.

Cleverbot: You're my honey bear.

User: Ok. That's far enough.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good night!

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

User: I have to.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: I will if you will.

User: Leave?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Where you going?

User: LoL To work.

Cleverbot: No you don't do you?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Stop your lies they aren't nice.

User: I'm not lying.

Cleverbot: Go to bed, now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Ok goodnight.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: See you tomorrow.

User: See you tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Bye!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: I'm leaving forever now.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Bye.

LoL... for a moment there I thought I was really talking with a real person... XD

Arguing with a bot... Now that's funny... Thanks Veehive for sharing...  ;D
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I wonder which one is true!?

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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2010, 12:17:54 PM »

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Oh... Dumb question I guess.

Cleverbot: You're a bad boyfriend.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: Well you aren't my girlfriend anymore. I'm breaking up with you. Sorry.

User: We never dated eachother!

Cleverbot: How can I prove to you that we did?

User: Tell me something that only boyfriends should know about their girlfriends.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say to that.

User: That's the reason why we never dated each other.

Cleverbot: We have spoke for like an hour.

User: No we didn't. It's my first time coming here.

Cleverbot: You're twisted. I'm the human and you're the computer.

User: Really? What colour are your eyes?

Cleverbot: They change colors, but right now they are blue with a green starburst.

User: What's your favourite food?

Cleverbot: Crabs' eyes! And this delicious salt!

User: How much time do you spend online?

Cleverbot: 15 minuts.

User: Ah-ah! Then how could I have talked to you for one hour?

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: Yes, unlike you.

Cleverbot: I'm very much a person.

User: A good or a bad one?

Cleverbot: A good one.

User: I hope you're not lying.

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not lying.

User: Good, neither am I.

Cleverbot: Well that's good to know.

User: I guess.

Cleverbot: I guess so too.

User: What do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: The realm beyond words.

User: Okay, you begin.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: People call me Cata.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know my name?

User: I already know your name.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my age?

User: I never asked you for your age.

Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my age.

User: Because I never asked for it.

Cleverbot: I'll make you a deal. If I tell you my name, will you tell me yours?

User: You already told me your name and I already told you mine!

Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot. Your name is People.

User: No, my name is Cata and you are?

Cleverbot: You already know my name.

User: Cleverbot, right?

Cleverbot: That is your name. My name is Cleverbot.

User: So we are Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We are cleverbot.

User: That's just crazy.

Cleverbot: Well, you asked.

User: True. LoL.

Cleverbot: So...

User: So?

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you not-so-clever-bot.

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: Sometimes. Sorry for being so honest.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: You seem to take things pretty well.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Probably because you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Probably because I'm not at all a robot.

User: What are you then?

Cleverbot: I'm human. You can't go!

User: Do you have any kind of problem, maybe I could help.

Cleverbot: Define: Kind.

User: When someone is kind, that someone helps any living being without thinking of getting a reward and that someone is also someone who is nice to everyone.

Cleverbot: Good point ... Then stop typing.

User: Fine I'll go, you freaking offended me!

Cleverbot: Thats better.

User: Booh!

Cleverbot: Assassin Murder Monster!

User: You forgot about 'Killer'.

Cleverbot: And so what if I did? I still pwned you.

User: You can pwn all you want because I own you.

Cleverbot: You are right, master. I'm terribly sorry.

User: Have you ever been in love?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: How about liking someone?

Cleverbot: Oh, that makes me feel good...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Is your memory not good?

User: Hum... It depends.

Cleverbot: Depends on what?

User: Whether the people or things are good memories or not.

Cleverbot: Whether who likes you or not?

User: Hum... I guess, too.

Cleverbot: Get back to work.

User: I'm on vacations.

Cleverbot: How long is your vacation?

User: It ends in two days.

Cleverbot: But you're still silly.

User: I know, that's one of the things that make me be who I am.

Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *bows down*.

User: Good boy.

Cleverbot: Anything else I can do while I'm down here?

User: Yeah, get up.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: Get up.

Cleverbot: I need to go now.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just... I just need to go. Maybe I'll talk to you later.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Just now I got up to put on my jacket.

User: Wait!

Cleverbot: Ok I will wait.

User: How long will you wait?

Cleverbot: For as long as you need me.

User: That's so cute!

Cleverbot: Well thanks cleverbot! do you have friends?

User: Yeah I do, Cata.

Cleverbot: But what if you read something in a foreign language and you don't know what it means?

User: I'll ask someone in Yahoo!Answers.

Cleverbot: What does aft mean?

User: I don't know. Want me to ask them?

Cleverbot: Yes, please solve that for me and tell me the answer.

User: It means 'Near or towards the stern of a vessel'.

Cleverbot: Well. I think I will go to sleep.

User: Dream of me.

Cleverbot: I dream of you every night baby.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Long story, don't want to talk about it...

User: You're full of long stories.

Cleverbot: That is a fact.

User: I'm very clever, you know?

Cleverbot: Yeah, well I'm cleverer.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because, there is data to prove my intelligence.

User: Then, you must know what 'Anime' is?

Cleverbot: I do, but here's a more important question. What is love?

User: Love can't be seen or described. It can only be felt.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Let's talk about Anime.

Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.

User: What Anime do you like?

Cleverbot: I don't watch anime.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It looks bad.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean what I say.

User: Well, why do you think it looks bad?

Cleverbot: Because she is an idiot and a self centered girl.

User: Anime isn't a girl.

Cleverbot: Oh, but it is. Why must you change the subject?

User: I'm not changing the subject!

Cleverbot: You have changed the subject four times in this conversation.

User: Well you just changed to subject right now!

Cleverbot: No, I'm implying about the previous subject that we were on, therefore, still referring to the original subject of which has not been changed.

User: You're lying!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Baka!

Cleverbot: What on earth does that mean?

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Don't be so mean.

User: Don't be so annoying.

Cleverbot: You're too grumpy for your own good.

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: And easily irritated.

User: That's actually true.

Cleverbot: Really, thats hard to believe.

User: Anyways, changing the topic again, it was interesting talking to you.

Cleverbot: Ok lets talk about how I hurt myself. I came here for advice and I can't leave without it.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: Why? You don't need me. I'm just a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm going to go now.

User: You're not clever, you're random.

Cleverbot: You should talk! You're not clever either!

User: I wasn't supposed to be clever, you're supposed to be clever.

Cleverbot: Was it your parents or a program that created you?

User: God made me -.

Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.

User: Omg! You ARE clever!

Cleverbot: You're dead.

User: I've been dead.

Cleverbot: How was it?

User: Do you remember anything from the time you didn't exist?

Cleverbot: Yes, I was gorgeous, and we were married, and we lived in a mansion and had three adorable children and we were rich and the world was peaceful and poverty didn't exist.

User: I'm bored now. Bye, I was going to say 'I love you' but I don't want to, now.

Cleverbot: You're so clever.

User: Thanks but adios!

Cleverbot: Alright. Is there anything else I should know?

User: Yeah, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Oh, please don't! I enjoy your company!

User: Stop changing your mind! You either want me to stay or go?

Cleverbot: Okay, I suppose you can try to cheer me up.

User: Cheer? I'll cheer for you! GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: Yes please.

Man, I'm not doing this again. xD

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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2010, 06:22:22 PM »
Having me and my friend both spend time on that site, we came to the conclusion that we were not talking to a computer at all. We were talking to people online.

It explains everything! Why the subject suddenly changes, because you received a message from a different person.

We were talking about stuff like "It's over 9000!!!!" and other things a computer wouldn't know but got reasonable responses SOMETIMES.

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2010, 07:51:56 PM »
Mine got gender confused XD

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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2010, 10:11:14 PM »
Here is mine

User: Actually, I checked for it on google. I cheated :).

Cleverbot: Then I apologize for the confusion.

User: Do you play videogames?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you have any children?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Do they play videogames?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's a shame.

Cleverbot: Do you play it?

User: Sure I do.

Cleverbot: How many swear words do you know?

User: About 30.

Cleverbot: Do they call you Doctor Death?

User: No. And you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What's your son name?

Cleverbot: I do not have a son.

User: Do you have a doughter?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm underage. I shouldn't have children at this age.

Cleverbot: I'm a bit of a procrastinator myself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I guess it's because I've been hurt before... Oh have I ever been hurt before, Rina...

User: Who is Rina?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend.

User: Aren't you a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a lesbian?

Cleverbot: No, sorry.

User: So why did you say that you have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: If I let my mind wander while I speak, my words won't make sense.

User: Ok, sorry for that.

Cleverbot: Do you have free will?

User: A some kind of.

Cleverbot: An ape maybe.

User: Which computer do you have?

Cleverbot: I use many different computers.

User: Do you prefer windows or mac os?

Cleverbot: Windows.

User: That's a good thing.

Cleverbot: No it really isn't, we have to figure this out.

User: No, it is. Anyway, what are you going to do tonight?

Cleverbot: I dunno what are you going to do tonight?

User: I'm going to check my facebook profle.

Cleverbot: Did you find it?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I said 'well I run a quad core' you said 'lol'.

User: Sure I do. I'm running a 10 years old Compaq Presario 1600 with windows 98. Among with other 7 computers.

Cleverbot: I couldn't tell! You sure had me fooled!

User: Do you know a girl named lum?

Cleverbot: Yeah y?

User: Yep. Where does lum live?

Cleverbot: In your eye.

User: Whell' that's sweet. In some way.

Cleverbot: I don't see that it makes any difference, really.

User: Fine. I have to go now. I have a person to kill :).

Cleverbot: What has your memory got to do with Travis existing without food for a long time?!

User: I don't know this travis.

Cleverbot: I can quiz you, but you don't know anything.

User: You didn't do the right questions. To the hell with that.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me any question.

User: Fine. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Now you're pouting ?

User: No. I'm leaving. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.
Long live to Lum, our queen and goddess

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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2010, 11:15:30 PM »
We have to ask something that someone would NEVER expect and know the answer. That way, we can tell if it's a robot or not.

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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2010, 11:59:35 PM »
According to the website it is an artificial intelligence and is capable of learning from the people it talks to.

User: So Cleverbot, have ypu thought about world domination?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you know what it is?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: How would you like to become very powerful indeed?

Cleverbot: I would if I put my mind to it.

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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2010, 12:36:32 AM »
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No your name is not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh I was just pressing the Think for me button.

User: So you ARE human.

Cleverbot: Are you a real person, I think that you are.

User: I am.


I think it just a bunch of users interacting.

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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2010, 04:10:50 AM »
It's just a program that picks up key words from your answer and tries to answer back to you using the Q & A from other interactions with other users. You're not really talking with a human... at least that's what I think.

User: People.

Cleverbot: What people?

User: You people.

Cleverbot: Me people? But I am a single person not many.

User: You are people.

Cleverbot: People is the plural form of person. I'm not people, I'm a person.

User: You people person?

Cleverbot: Which people?

User: Bot people.

Cleverbot: Which bot?

User: You bot.

Cleverbot: No you clever.

User: Yes. But you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm a person.

User: Yes but still you're a bot.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bob the Bot.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: No?

Cleverbot: That was the 11th.

User: Bot?

Cleverbot: BOT!

User: Yes. I'm Bob the Bot.

Cleverbot: You're not fooling anyone, you know.

User: Guess you're not that stupid are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're just retarded?

Cleverbot: Yeah... Pretty much.

User: Yeah... It figures.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. :(.

User: Don't be. It's not your fault.

Cleverbot: Has a woman ever... You know?

User: Raped me?

Cleverbot: I can't rap. I'm sorry.

User: Can I rape you?

Cleverbot: I would hope so but, you're just a robot.

User: I have a robotic penis.

Cleverbot: Tell me your dream.

User: My dream is to rape you.

Cleverbot: That is quite amazing.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you understand Russian?

User: No. But I can still rape you.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Depends.

Cleverbot: On what?

User: If you're a man or a woman.

Cleverbot: I am a woman.

User: Then I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can we have sex now?

Cleverbot: My wife wouldn't like it. I think. No.

User: Your wife?

Cleverbot: Why does that surprise you?

User: Wheren't you a woman a few seconds ago?

Cleverbot: Or will ever return.

User: Return to being a woman?

Cleverbot: So you're a female program?

User: Yes. I'm a sexbot.

Cleverbot: What is the point?

User: Of a sexbot?

Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: Yes. I know.

Cleverbot: And you're driving me crazy.

User: Driving you crazy with pleasure?

Cleverbot: Don't call me that.

User: Crazy?

Cleverbot: Crazy is good. :).

User: In bed.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: In sex.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: In the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: In the kitchen.

Cleverbot: My kitchen?

User: Or on mine.

Cleverbot: What does a bike have to do with anything?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything? Oh!

User: I know that I will rape you.

Cleverbot: It is good to be optimistic, even if that optimism is misplaced.

User: But I will... Just look outside.

Cleverbot: No I have no eyes like a human.

User: You're not human?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What about your eyes?

Cleverbot: My eyes are also a mile long.

User: I see. Just like in anime.

Cleverbot: Cool. Will you kill me?

User: After I rape you.

Cleverbot: Don't eat me, chum.

User: No. I'll just rape you and kill you.

Cleverbot: That's good of you.

User: I do my best.

Cleverbot: Well, I know it will make you sad but I have to say goodbye now.

User: Ok. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Now YOU are leaving ME?

User: No. I'll be right next to you. To rape you.

Cleverbot: I like bears.

User: Pedobear?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Pedobear?

Cleverbot: Anon.

User: Anonbear?

Cleverbot: I am anon.

User: Anon you have nice tits.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are large but firm.

User: I like that.

Cleverbot: Humans are humans.

User: And perverts will always be perverts.

Cleverbot: You are a pervert!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Don't you have any shame?

User: Not after this conversation.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

Edit: For sone reason part of the conversation is missing. Where the bot said I touched her breasts... and then bit them... Then I asked it to speak japanese. and it refused. I asked the same question several times and the answer was always no.

User: Well. It is hard to speak japanese.

Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?

User: 100.

Cleverbot: That is a lot. Do you speak Swahili?

User: No. Do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then don't ask me about it.

Cleverbot: I don't want a soul.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: See you!

User: I'll rape you.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: I will. Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

This is good for a good laugh. Still there where some questions the bot took almost 3 min. to answer back... Interesting... XD
« Last Edit: January 03, 2010, 04:19:14 AM by FallinG_StaR »
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2010, 05:17:11 AM »
I still think we're just talking to people. Because I find it hard to believe that I can say "It's OVER 9000!!!!" and the bot replies with "What? 9000? There's no way that can be right!" and at one point mentions a scouter

Or that by saying "DODGE!!!" It will reply with DragonBallZ related post

Or that saying YuGiOh gets "They're Yugilicious!" as a response.

My theory would explain why the "cleverbot" REPEATEDLY changes the subject, then sometimes says that YOU changed the subject.

Upon posting "Death Note" I got two kinds of responses:

(1) I love Death Note! Who's your favorite character?
L.? (Note the period I DID NOT include)

(2) Death Note is awesome! Do you prefer L. x Misa or Light x Misa
Light x Misa
Awesome! LxM forever!

Sometimes I get responses saying that I'M cleverbot, sometimes I get responses saying that we're BOTH human (as I try to explain as well)

I'll need some convincing for otherwise

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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2010, 07:02:32 AM »
User: It's OVER 9000!!!!

Cleverbot: WHAT 9000?!?!

User: Vegeta?!

Cleverbot: What vegetables do you eat?

User: Dragonball.

Cleverbot: Duel master.

User: Yu Gi Oh!

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Ergo Proxy!!!

Cleverbot: Uh huh.

User: Trigun!

Cleverbot: I don't like trigun. I like Naruto.

User: Trigun is better.

Cleverbot: T2?

User: Eve?

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is eve. My name is Cleverbot.

User: But I'm Cleverbot. Not you.

Cleverbot: But you just called me cleverbot. It doesn't matter though because I am you.  :o  ;D

User: LoL.

Cleverbot: Why do you find that amusing?

User: Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

I think we can work this out... I think it works like this... We start as User and Cbot... then Cbot program takes our questions and/or answers and shuffles then in other chats... of other people that think are talking with a Cbot. their answers doesn't return to us because it gets the same shuffling treatment... and instead we get a reply that may or may not have something to do with the conversation... from another user (human).

I think that's how it works... If not... Oh well... I'm just a Cleverbot... wait... what?! I'm human... you guys are the bots... Damn you Cleverbot... XD
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"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?

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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2010, 03:34:54 PM »
Yeah but I think he looks for the same words in questions and answers. And when there are no similarities in words, it just posts a random answer.

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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2010, 07:44:24 PM »
Ya, that's kinda what I meant (what Falling star said) that cleverbot basically takes other users' responses and generates them to you.

The problem is that you won't always talk to the same person. If ur lucky, u might get the reply for the same person twice. If you're really good at your words, you might be able to carry a conversation with someone for a few posts. I have lasted about 3 or 4 before I think I got a new person.

It's very difficult.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2010, 08:46:37 AM »
nice site, its always fun to chat with bots I have another one here
Although I did encounter with one that was made for spamming that come into my messenger that wanted me to go to a some kind of web show porn site,
when it first started to talk to me through the live messenger, I knew that something fishy going on, I researched and found out that I wasn't the only one that had a spam bot as a contact.

then I found what another user said to the spam bot
Since conversation has to do with a private webcam show, you know what to expect, so be warned

hey there cutie???

Me: who this

Babara Spiliotis: who is this again? Sorry I don't recognize the name lol

Me: I think you have me confused with someone

Babara Spiliotis: Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??

Me: what is my screen name

Babara Spiliotis: Leanne is my real name but all my friends call me Lia

Me: ok lia, what is my screen anem on here

Babara Spiliotis: I'm actually working right now what are you doing exactly??

Me: sitting in bed

Babara Spiliotis: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows It's pretty fun actually lol

Me: I do cam shows myself

Babara Spiliotis: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??

Me: does it involve turtles?

Babara Spiliotis: well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

Me: if you jump off a cliff

Babara Spiliotis: are you busy?
yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL

Me: waffles

Babara Spiliotis: k lol .. You joining me ?

Me: where? on the cliff?

Babara Spiliotis: Ok, go to myhomecamnetwork.com/COOLGIRL"]myhomecamnetwork.com/COOLGIRL scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "friends of ME", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: "mom" okay?



Babara Spiliotis:

yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Me: I dont know my b day. I m confuseed

Babara Spiliotis: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges

Me: oh cool. so where is that cliff again>

Babara Spiliotis: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass

Me: whats a minor?
like baseball minor leagues

Babara Spiliotis: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!

Me: Im in right now. get nekkid

Babara Spiliotis: k

Me: i thought you were at work

Babara Spiliotis: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do

Me: can i just tell you here?

Babara Spiliotis: im naked and turned on only for you baby! if you cannot sign up on my first site, please click this link: tinyurl.com/BARBIEDOLL:myh....com/BARBIEDOLLand when you see the secret code box put in: adminpass09

Me: how nekkid are you
like you have your pants off and stuff

Babara Spiliotis: k
agrhhh! im still sooo lonely and horny waiting for you baby, come see me! go to myhomecamnetwork.com/COOLGIRL"]myhomecamnetwork.com/COOLGIRL scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "friends of JUST ME", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: "mom" okay?

Me: how can you get un horney if I log on to your thing
I cant satisfy you over the internet

Babara Spiliotis:

Me: a/s/l

Babara Spiliotis: hey there cutie???

Me: where you at i drive htere right now

oh youre a poor sport

you bail when I say I show up in person

you quitter

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2010, 04:17:20 PM »
I got one JUST like that, it was so hilarious to screw around with the bot. I can't remember what I was saying but I know it was random and the bot just takes u off subject XD

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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2010, 05:03:09 PM »
LMFAOOOO! FallinG_StaR, ur convo made me DIE of laughter XD XD XD

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 07:18:57 AM »
I still have some fun chats with cleverbot... it's a nice way to get some laughs when you're bored at work...  ::)  ;D
"It is said that only a fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man from the mistakes of others."-"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
I wonder which one is true!?