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Why male Otaku don't get girlfriends

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Here are some possible reasons why male Otaku never have girlfriends (^_^)

1.She hears you talking with your otaku friends about your true feelings for Min-Mei.
2.Most women are scared off when you request that they call you "Tenchi-sama" in bed.
3.She drops in unexpectedly when you're watching Wandering Kid, and is not convinced by your claims that it is an art film.
4.It's against your religion to have a girlfriend; you have devoted your life to Belldandy.
5.Locking yourself in your room all weekend with the Orange Road LD Box Set and a case of Sapporo Ichiban isn't the best way to meet women.
6.SHE didn't think that she would "look cute" in that sailor fuku.
7....or with her hair dyed green.
8.She didn't like the way you mumbled "Noriko-chan... SUKI DA!" in your sleep.
9.The shrine and burning incense around your original Tendo Nabiki cell was "just too damn weird".
10.Four words: Misty May Garage Kit
11.That complete set of Video Girl Ai telephone cards is not as much of a "babe magnet" as you had hoped.
12.After spending your grocery money for the next five years on the Urusei Yatsura LD 50, you're really not in a position to be taking girlfriends out for romantic dinners.
13.You still feel bound by that childhood oath to marry Elle ...no no, wait... that was UY Movie 1, wasn't it....?

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