Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

*once they arrive at Canada,they r received by an officer*



Alucard:I need 2 see yer passports so u may pass

Sand:Here they are,officer

Alucard:(To lum)Have i seen u before?

Lum:No,yet i saw perhaps some of yer realtives'tcha

Alucard:Yes,i have a cousin at Japan,always end drinking bad blood,which reminds me 2day is feeding time,r u virgin,my darling?



Kroptik:Bastard

Lum:Why da question'tcha?

Alucard:We vampires cant reproduce unless our victim is a virgin,i feel u r still barely,it is time u abandon da light,i offer u da whole reign of da night,fear not,it shall hurt just some seconds,eternity awaits ya

*mesmerizes lum,then is about 2 bite her neck*

Alucard:Yiarrgghhh,my fangs broke,her skin is like steel...arghhhh

*lum awakens then she wants revenge*



*alucard feels da "Heaven Retribution"*

Alucard:ouch,that hurted a lot,i give up 4 now,u may pass Canada...at yer own risk

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Good thing I knew that spell. Are you OK, Lum?

Lum: I am now. Arigato, Darling'tcha.

* Kroptik smiles*

Cosmic: Still, it's not like Forgotten to prepare us this sort of welcoming comitee. Something isn't right here.

Sand: My thoughts exactly. And since when does Forgotten use a cellphone to call us? It's not normal.

Kroptik: Now that I think about it...

Ataru: C'mon guys. Let's go check out the canadian babes.

Mendo: Always thinking of that, ain't you?

Falling: Sorry, Ataru, but no babes. Consider this a field trip. I'll want a report when we get back.

Class: WHAT?

[SandStorm]

Sand: Sensei-chan... Why do we always have to get homework when we are traveling, or fighting?

Falling: Because i love my students and don't want them ignorant.

Ataru: You really got that serious, hum?

[Cosmic King]

Falling:Yes,ignorance is like a demon we must exorcise,so u must make a written report of the travel

Sakura:Then why u brought me along wit Onsen and Mr. Hanawa?!?

Falling:The more,the merrier

Ataru:How about we start da trip by visiting the palace of the King of Canada,sensei-chan?

Falling:Moroboshi,canada doesnt hav a king,it is democratic country...i guess

Kroptik:Ok,then why is there a palace wit that sign before us?

*the sign sez PALACE OF THE KING OF CANADA*

Lum:Nuff Said'tcha

[SandStorm]

Sand: Weird. did we did one time travel to the past?

[Cosmic King]

*a palace soldier arrives*

Wolverine:What r yer businesses 2 see da king,punks?

Sand:Ok,this is normal time

Kroptik:Isnt canada a democratic country?

Wolverine:It was,punk,till da revolution brought us a monarchy

Falling:Well,we wanna see yer king as part of our written report

Wolverine:Come wit me,punks

Lum:This guy needs good manners'tcha

*arrive at palace made of broken cars and ruins in a cave*

Wolverine:Here is da king,he is attending other subject,so plz wait



*the king then summons da whole class*

Canada King:What is it that u want?

Kroptik:Tell me,why is canada filled of vampires?

Canada King:Thousands of eons ago or some decades in yer timeline,atlantean wizards created da vampires at canadian land, a war erupted between humans and vampires,we had da winning hand and soon all da earth will be full of vampires



Sand:Bizarre country we r indeed

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Eh... Excuse me but... shouldn't you guys appear at Romania (Transylvania)???

Canada King: No... those vampires are from a different species from ours... they can only move at night, we can move during all day without fearing the sun...

Cosmic: So that means that you are invulnerable to garlic and stakes and holy water???

Canada King: Yes... we are invulnerable to that stuff...

Kroptik: So what are your weak points???

Canada King: Hahahaha... you don't expect me to tell you that...

The gang finally decides to leave the castle and continue to explore the altered Canada...

Falling: This is just weird...

Sand: What's weird Sensei???

Falling: Probably just a big coincidence but why is all this happening right after Forgotten left Canada???... at this moment I think Sand was right... This is starting to smell fishy around here...

Ataru: Sensei what are we going to do about their plans??? They are planning to transform the whole world into Vampires... and I don't want to be a Vampire...

Falling: Well for now we better go back to our hotel and rest... (Jet Lag)

Falling and the rest of the teachers stay on guard by turns to prevent vampires to sneak up on them while they sleep...

Falling: Hey... Sakura-sensei why are you dressed as a Shinto priestess???

Sakura: We never know... they are demons so probably I could purify this hotel to stop the Vampires from getting in...

Falling: Ok... Good idea its worth to try... Next time where ever I go I will take Benten (Goddess of Luck (among other things) with me...

[DarkDevil]

Thanks Cosmic for the pic of Alucard.

* DarkDevil absobs all Dark power from all he's oponents

Now I feel better.

[SandStorm]

when they wake up next morning...

Mendo: Sand, ataru, wake up, you guys sleep like rocks.

Ataru: Ryuu-chaaaaannnnnn...

Sand: Zzzzz... mate, just more 5 mins.... zzzZZZzzzz

Mendo: wake up now guys!

* mendo turn both beds upside down, making the 2 guys fall. *

Ataru: he, mendo, there's no need for that... "uaaaaahaaaaa....."

Sand: Man, when i awake like this,, my first hours of the day are very bad humorous... Do not blame me, if i attack someone.

Kroptik (dressed): We need to go, hurry guys, and dress up!

Sand & ataru: ok, ok!

* both start running to the bathroom, making one tremendous noise, while fighting for the shaving machine *

Falling: those guys... immature...

Kroptik: i'll check the girls.

Falling: ok, sakura must have awaken them too.

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik knocks on the girl's bedroom door *

Lum: Just a minute. I'm nearly done.

* Sakura comes out from the bedroom *
Kroptik: Everyone ready?

Sakura: Besides Lum, yes, and she's nearly done. Shinobu already went down. She said she was hungry. What about you guys?

Kroptik: Well...besides Sand and Ataru everyone is ready.

* Sakura sighs *
Sakura: What's taking them anyway?

Kroptik: They were fighting for the shaving machine when I left. I guess they're ready by now.

* Lum appears *
Lum: Good morning, darling. (she and Kroptik kiss) Are we ready to go?

Kroptik: Let's just go check the guys. They're bound to be ready by now.
Posted on: Thursday 14-December-2006, 19:54:28* As they're about to reach the guys' bedroom, the doors opens and everyone comes out *

Kroptik: Everyone ready then?

Ataru (who has a bandage in his cheek): Yeah, we're ready. Now let's go. I'm starving.

Sakura: Shinobu is already in there, so let's meet with her.

Ataru: She already went down?? (he makes an annoyed face)

* The whole group goes down to the restaurant area *
Falling: Anyone see Miyake??

Cosmic: No...Maybe she's done and went somewhere else??

Sand: Let's look for her after. I'm starving.

* They all sit. Lum and Kroptik ask for some toast, Falling and Sand for some bacon and eggs, Ataru for the waitress adress and phone number,receiving a nice punch in the face and asking for cereals after, and Sakura, Cosmic and Mendo for a full canadian breakfast *

[Cosmic King]

Waiter:Here is da breakfast

*shows a tied shinobu along wit vegetables*

Waiter:Shall i pierce her neck 4 ya?

*Cosmic burns da waiter,shinobu is rescued*

Mendo:This is gettin dangerous

*meanwhile with Sand and Kaede*

Kaede:Lets go see 4 my camera,it is in ma suite

*open door*



Sand:ok,wrong suite (close door),damn vampires

*a voce calls em*

??:I see u want 2 kill da vampires,i can help ya stop those mongrels

Kaede:Who r u?

??:They used 2 call me the Holy Bayonet or Angel Dust,but i prefer my name that is Alexander Anderson, apleasure 2 meet ya



Anderson:Time 2 kill some vampires

[SandStorm]

then, another voice appear behind them

??: but not alone.

Sand: hey, isn't you bloodraine?

BR: yes, i am... and you...?

Sand: SandStorm, and this is Kaede

Kaede: how do you know her?

Sand: sometime ago i did one research for half-vampires. She is a half-vampire

BR: Yes, I am, if you guys wanna suck some blood from those species and save the human kind, follow me.

[Cosmic King]

Sand:Not really want 2 suck blood,but it is a deal

*meanwhile Ataru enters his room, a whole fleet of vampires attack im*

Ataru:This would look like fun

*3 hours passes,ataru arrives wit lum*

Ataru:Lum

Lum:Whassup?

Ataru:I feel depressed,can u hug me?

Lum:Dunno,i am married 2 krop,but what gives anyways

*hugs him,then ataru is gonna...*

*Meanwhile wit Falling and most of da class*

Falling:Ok,kids,i suppose this travel was kinda odd,but i want those reports in ma desk in 6 days

Megane:That is if we live,sensei

*a vampire attacks falling,megane uses his glasses 2 refelct sunlight 2 burn da ghoul*

Falling:We need 2 be careful LoL

*A scream is heard*

Kroptik:That was lum's voice

*arrive at da scene,they see ataru electroshocked and a red figure grabbing  an unconcious lum*



Alucard:So long,suckers (dissapear)

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Off Topic:

Sorry for the delay in the forum,i see you had a lot of inspiration   :9

On Topic:

*Appear along Sand,Anderson and Bloodrain,see Alucard*

Kaede:Guys,he is getting away,i shall stop him

1000 SHADOWS ATTACK!!!

*all the clones attack alucard,preventing his escape*

Sand:Speak now,vampire scum

Alucard:The vampire conquest will start soon,i just wanted to claim this horned virgin (Ok,that is just weird)

Kroptik:You wont see tomorrow

SOLAR FLARE!!!

*destroys alucard*

Cosmic:It looks like Lum just fainted,she hasnt any bites

Kaede:What shall we do with this vampiric Ataru?

Sand:I suppose his own personnal bad luck demons will cure him of the vampire virus,look he just lost his fangs

Ataru:Can i still bite and suck beatiful girls anyways?

*everybody beat ataru*

Falling:We now need to stop the vampire attack

[Forgotten_Lum]

*suddenly the sun hits lum and she begins to scream*

Lun??: NNNooooo....

*lum transforms into another girl and turns to ashes*

Falling: It was only a fake to distract us from the real lum being kidnapped

*Kroptik falls to his knees*

Kroptik: N..n..n..n...no, where is she

Falling: I dont know, but I think we should ask the Canadain King

*everyone runs out of the building*

*moments later at parliment hill*

Kroptik: I'm coming lum, just you wait...

Falling: wait, why are the no guards at the door

Cosmic: your right!

Falling: it's probably a trap...

Kroptik: I dont care, lum is in there and i'm going to get her

*Kroptik runs into the building*

Cosmic: oh well, he will just have to set off any traps

*everyone follows kroptik and get to the throne room, where they see a familiar face*

Forgotten: you swore that when i got back you would return to your realm

Belldandy: PLease leave...

Canadian King: nope, i like these land and im staying

Forgotten: your leave whether you want to or not, remember that chip that was implanted

*The Canadian King holds a chip in his fingers*

Canadian King: you mean this one muahahaha, thanks to this girl and her brilliance, i got it removed

*lum can be seen hanging by chains in the background*

Kroptik: LUM

Forgotten: when did you guys get here? I thought you guys would still be in japan

Falling: You invited us...

Forgotten: why would i invite you guys to Canada when i leave to show Belldandy the ocean seen from Greenland

Belldandy: It was so beautiful

Forgotten: I just got back when i heard that this vampire was ruininjg the country, jeez when i asked him to only countrysit(twist on babysitting or housesitting for those who dont get it)