Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

***Meanwhile... Cata is busy running away because Sanders doesn't give her any chance to attack.***

Cata: Won't you ever get tired?

Sanders: How about you missy?

Cata: I ain't a fat ass so it's hard for you to keep up with me.

Sanders: How insolent! You'll pay for the meal and for your lack of education!

Cata: But I won't pay for your hospital bill after this.

***Sanders keeps chasing and trying to hit Cata with an iron chain. Cata keeps running and evading Sanders' attacks. Cata noticed the lamp in the center of the room's ceiling. Cata ran towards the wall and jumped from the wall to the lamp. Sanders kept throwing the chain to harm Cata but she balanced like Tarzan on the lamp and evaded the attacks. Cata's weight made the lamp falling and her balancing made the lamp land right on Sanders. Sanders didn't die but was realy hurt. Cata fell on the ground but she could handle the landing.***

Sanders: Get me out of here! NOW!

Cata: Nah... the lamp suits you.

Sanders: Stop joking around and help me!

Cata: How would that be a good deal for me?

Sanders: I'll let you leave for free.

Cata: Dude... I can do that right now. If that's all you have to offer, I'll decline it.

Sanders: What do you want?

Cata: Hmmm... Nothing I guess.

Sanders: So you're gonna let me here all by myself?

Cata: I guess so. Have fun fat ass.

***Sanders screams and yells for someone to help him but Cata locked the door and took the key with her. Meanwhile, Cherry was travelling to meet with another Hero...***

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: And this is the Eiffel Tower, one of Paris' landmarks, built over 100 years ago.

* Kroptik and Iridia are touring around the world, sightseeing and enjoying the time of peace *

Iridia: It really is tall, but... what's that on top.

Kroptik *looking too*: Dunno, let's get closer.

* Kroptik approaches his spaceship to the top of the tower, and they both see a statue of what looks like Cherry *

Iridia: Isn't that the deranged monk from Tomobiki? Didnt' know he was famous around here too.

Kroptik: He's not... Besides, that's not a normal statue. Can't you sence life from it?

Iridia: Now youm mention it...

* They use the ship's tractor beam to bring the statue to the ship and Iridia breaks it with a powerful kick, releasing Cherry from his rocky prison *

Cherry: Thank you miss. Glad I found you both. The Earth needs your help.

Kroptik: Whoa, whoa, calm down. What happened to you?

Cherry: You can thank your friend SandStorm for that, but it doesn't matter right now. Have you ever heard of the VOS?

Kroptik/Iridia: Of course we have.
Kroptik: They attacked Tecas some years ago, but fortunently we won, at great costs though.

Cherry: Well, they've grown, and they're coming to destroy the Earth.

Kroptik: OK, so I guess you're reuniting all the warriors again?

Cherry: Yes, you're needed back in Tomobiki.

Kroptik: Very well. Need a ride back to Tomobiki?

Cherry: Don't mind one at all.

Kroptik: OK. (Kroptik opens the ship's hatch) Sis, can you do the honors?

Iridia: Sure big brother!
* She gives Cherry a kick that sends him flying towards Tomobiki *

Cherry (fading away): No one respects the elders anymore...

Kroptik (telepathically to Cherry): Ti's fate.
(normally): Nice kick, sis. Now let's head back home.

[cata]

***Kroptik, Iridia, Cata and SandStorm were having a meeting in Tomobiki. One of the problems that was discussed was that they need more members to have a chance to defeating the VOS and saving the Planet.***

OFFTOPIC: care to join us veehive, dak, oni, uruseineo, etc?

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I'm always here, Miss Cata.

[cata]

Offtopic: Dark care to join us in our battle?

[DarkDevil]

* In  Tomoboki Highschool, Kroptik, Iridia, Cata and SandStorm were about ti sit to start the meeting. Suddenly the center of the table starts burning

Cata: Dark, enough of the "evil entering" and sit down.

* Dark  comes out of the flames and does as he's told.

[cata]

Offtopic: Thank you Dark. Who's joining? Anyone?

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I'm still waiting for Cosmic.
Another #666 post.

[veehive]

Offtopic: (I can't type that fast [and I definitely don't think that fast] ! If the right moment in the story presents itself and I think I can actually contribute something worthwhile, I may jump in ....)

[cata]

Offtopic: Veehive just introduce your character now and whenever you want to join the fun, just post.

[SandStorm]

offtopic: yup. just waiting for more warriors to post here.

[veehive]

(an hour later ... boredom has set in.)

Cata: " ... Waiting ...."

SandStorm, Kroptik and Iridia: "... Yeah ...?"

Cata:  "It's my least-favorite thing to do."

Sand, Kroptik & Iridia: "...yeah ...."

Dark: "Very true"

SandStorm -- (takes a breath) "Well, let's get started we can't wait too much longer for .... " He stops mid-sentence, listening.

They all hear it.

"Footsteps"

"Out in the hall"

"and ... voices? ... no, no: one voice"

Kroptik and Iridia (to each other): "someone talking ... to himself?"

Sand: "It's either the noisiest dumbest VOS advance scout ever ...

(the klink of weapons being readied stirs the air)

"... or it's one of those damned otaku-tourists."

(Everyone groans and slumps back into their chairs)

Dark: "Anyone got a pre-emptive aspirin?"



A figure appears in the doorway, stops, and leans into the room, looking around wide-eyed: "Wowww ... so, this must've been .. the old school stores ... (sees the group sitting there) Oh! Sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to interrupt. Is, umm .. is this part of the tour? Does anyone know?"

The five sit in stony silence, hoping the otaku-tourist can take a hint.

"... 'cause, this was ... the old school stores (if I'm right) ... which meeeeans ... it was also ... the Fujiname's Hama Tea Shop when they moved into the school."

still no response.

"... 'course, I don't know what's become of it since they turned the school into a museum, although I hearrrrd ... that it was going to re-open as a Mister Lum-Chan's Takoyaki Shop. Nothing says Goooood Morning like the taste of Fried Octopus Balls, don't ya think?"

Suddenly, ....

[FallinG_StaR]

Suddently, ... a eerie looking, masked man puts his hand on the otaku-tourist shoulder and pushes him into the room... while closing the doors behind...

The five still sit in stony silence... as the Masked man starts to remove is mask still facing the doors... while the otaku-tourist takes photos of the room and from the other 5 Warriors... faces... 

The mask is off and the man suddenly turns around...

Falling Star: HELLOOOOOOOO... Did you guys missed me???  :icon_mrgreen:

Everyone falls of the chairs... and still the otaku-tourist taking photos...

Falling:  I'll take that as a "Yes"...

Otaku T: That was a great entrance... Sir...

Falling: Yes, I know...

Cata (getting up): Why you son of a ...

Falling: Easy there Miss Cata... that's not the way a lady should talk...

Cata: I'll give you the lady... (picks up her sword and jumps to the table)

But unfortunatly... for miss Cata... Cherry pops up and an explosion occurs... and makes Cata fall to the ground again... as well as everyone else...

Cherry: Oh... I see you already here... I wanted to tell them... (Gets hit in the head from several types of blunt weapons)

Cata: Dammed monk...

Sand: Crap... I broke my spank stick... and it was brand new... Anyway... Welcome back Falling-senpai.

Kroptik: Speak for yourself... I wish I would never have to see is face again...  :/

Falling: Haha... Btw, I think I destroyed your ship while landing... You need to get something bigger... Oh... Look... if it isn't the beautiful Miss Iridia... How are you, my sweet? (kisses her hand)

Suddently a big crash is eard and a red hoverbike is standing where once was a table...

Benten: Why you dirty womenizer... I turn my back for a sec and you already after other girls... (pulls out a chain) prepare for some goddly punishment...

Sand: Ouch... now thats some real spanking...

Kroptik: Yeah... now thats unlucky for him... 

Dark: Another doomed soul...

Cata: Haha... he deserves it...

After a few minutes of beating...

Benten: Well I think that's enough... Don't try to do it again... Or else...

Falling (all bruised): Yes dear... I wont do it again...

Everyone: Dear???

Benten: Yes... dear... isnt that what married people call each other???

Everyone: Married?

Falling: Unfortunatly...

Benten: What did you say?

Dark & Otaku: Please don't hit us but he said "unfortunatly"...

Benten: He did???

Starts beating Falling again...

Falling (screaming): Damm you Evil cat demon... and you Otaku guy... you'll pay...

A few minutes later... Falling is in the floor more black than white... XD

Iridia: Are you ok Mr. Falling? Do you need any help?

Falling (instantly recovering, grabs her hand): Oh... this must be heaven... I must be dead... cause I'm seeing an angel before me...

Benten: DARLING!!!!!!!

Falling: Oh... Crap... I forgot she was here... 

And so while the other warriors watched scared in a corner... Falling was getting beat up... by his lovely wife... But while they wait for the other heroes to show up...

[cata]

***Someone comes in with a huge plate of tasty-looking food. It was a lady in a maid costume and she said that someone who didn't want to be recognized sent it to them as a "welcome". Everyone stopped what they were doing except for the lovely couple and sat around the dining table in the room and got ready to enjoy the delicious meal.***

Cata: Yo Benten! Take care of your stuff at home. Besides, we need all your energy when we face the VOS. Anyways, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE WITH FALLING?!?!!?

Benten: Aiight (alright) but only because you asked. Next time I won't stop this early, you hear me honey?

Falling:... ite... hai dear.

Cata: YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME YET! WHY DID YOU KEPT IT A SECRET?!?!?!

Benten: If I didn't tell you it's all because of you don't you think?

Cata: WHAT?!?!

Benten: Yeah you were sleeping for 10 years just like a rock! You didn't even answered the phone!

Cata: Oh... hehe... oops... Anyways, let's just enjoy the meal! =D

***Falling and Benten sat at the table. Falling tried to sit right next to Iridia but Benten took that sit first.***

Cata: Itadakimasu! (Cata grabbed a huge turkey and right when she was about to bite the first piece of the turkey, Sand hit the food and it fell to the floor) Hey! If you wanted the turkey you could have asked for it!

Sandstorm: Haven't you noticed?

Cata: Noticed what?

Dark: Cherry isn't eating.

Cata: O_O Huh? (staring at Cherry) You're right... Is he sick? That's impossible!

Sandstorm: Cata no baka. Something must be wrong with the food that the mystery person sent us.

Cata: O_O That means I could be dead right now if I had ate a little piece of that delicious-looking turkey? *gulp*

Falling: Exactly.

Benten: Cherry, stop meditating and tell us what is wrong with this food.

Cherry: I sence an evil spirit in this room. It probably is inside the food that nice beautiful maid brought us.

Kroptik: Aren't you a monk? What the hell are you waiting for? Exorcist it!

Cherry: I can't.

Everyone: ?!?!?! You can't? What do you mean?

Cherry: I'm taking a vacation.

*** Exlosion, UY warriors falling, rage, mallets, tables, chairs, hammers, etc flying...***

Benten and Cata: A vacation!?!?! You damned monk! I'll sent you to a nice vacation called "Coma" !

Dark: Everyone! Quiet now!

*** Silence invade the room. Dark was sencing a strange presence. Dark was feeling watched (due to his cat skills). Dark noticed security cameras in every part of the room: windows, food, books, floor, ceiling, doors, walls, paintings, magazines, broken TV set, etc.***

Dark (telepathy): We are being watched from every single part of this room. Act normal. I can't find out if "they" can listen to us or not, that's why I'm using telepathy.***

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: (whispering) Act normal?! There's a freaking camera coming out of the turkey ass...

Edit: Sry... couldn't resist...  :icon_mrgreen: