Topic: Nightmare Battle

[SandStorm]

Sand: Care to stop him?

Sand and Kaede joins 'Cataru' in the pursuit

Sand: Marenostrum!

Stucks alumxander

Kaede: Heavenly buttcutter!

With her katana 3000 GTS moving at 12.000 RPM, slices up alumxander butt cheecks

Cataru: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

on this attack, finally Cata releases herself from ataru's form, leaving ataru unconscious, while see terminated alumxander

[DarkDevil]

Dark (entering the room): What is all this nooooiii... (sees Sakura)
Sakura: Huh! What are you? (Looking at Dark)
Dark (reducing size): M-m-m-me? I-I-I-I'm no one. (starts leaving)
Sakura: You're a demon.
Dark: Me, a demon! Don't make me laugh! HAHAHahah_ahahaha... True.
Sakura: Time for you to disapear demon!
Dark: No! Wait! (turns back into a cat) Re-re-remember me?
Sakura: D-d-Dark!
Dark: Yes!
Sakura: You might be a demon tricking me! Sorry, but I will not fall in that one!

[cata]

Cata: Good to be back!

Lum: Cata-chan, everytime that you change into someone warn me first-datcha. Bye, I will take care of Darling now-datcha.

Sand and Kaede: Bye.

Cata: Uh-oh... Oh no... OH NO!!!

Sand, Kaede and Sakura: What now?

Cata: I still can't remember 55% of my memories... What am I going to do now? I can't be with almost-half-amnesia!

[SandStorm]

Sand: Well, when someone gets anmesia, by one hard head impact, another impact might solve it, but...
Are you willing to travel back in time?

Sand: SANDSOFTIME REGRESSION!

one light swirl involve our brave heroes and heroines and time steps back...

[cata]

Cata: This is Tomobiki. Isn't that Shinobu playing with Ataru? Kawaii! But... I've never been in Tomobiki in this time. How this is going to help me get back my memories back?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: I don't care about that. I only care about getting away from Sakura.

[cata]

Cata: But she is right there. xD

Sakura: GET BACK HERE YOU DEMON!

Dark: Well, got to go! AAAAAAAAH!

Sakura and Dark disappear quickly.

[Cosmic King]

*After a long trip thru all of Tomobiki,cata and company decide to enter a bar to drink some beverages*

Cata:Bummer,at this rate we are not gonna find a way to regain our memories

Sand:Dont give up,cata,we will find it,lets rest a while

Kaede:Btw,where did sakura and dark went?

Cata:Dunno

*Suddenly the 3 warriors feel a massive energy surge,it seems time has stooped in the drinking bar*

Sand:What the hell?!?

??:I heard you guys wanted to get Cata 55 % memories back,am i right?

Kaede:Who said that? (throws a shuriken but fails)

??:Tsk tsk,do we have to rely on violence always? i daresay,anyways i can help ya get that memory amount

Cata:How will ya get what we have been trying to do?

*The mystery man reveals himself to the 3 warriors*



??:My name is Daniel D'Arby,i used to be Cosmic King's butler but he exiled me into this timeline as i was growing powerful,the memory amount u want was stolen from memory's data bank by an alumxander fella,however i stole it from him (throws a defeated alumxander to the floor)

Cata:(sarcasm) Yeah,right

D'Arby:(draws out a portafolio) Here it is yer memory (opens it,a glowing orb is there,cata touches and begins 2 remember when D'Arby closes it) the first sample is free,my dear,you have to earn da rest

Sand:How much money?

D'Arby:Money goes easy as it comes,what i want is the thrill of a bet and games,tell ya what,if some of ya 3 beats me in a game,i shall give this lovely girl her memory back but i ya lose i shall collect yer souls to make them into golden coins,i am only running fair games that require strategy,capisce?

Kaede:Bring it on,Barbie

D'Arby:D'Arny,that is my name,not Babrbie...anyhow,who will start with me?

Kaede:I will,mister

D'Arby:GOOD (brings 2 pieces of steak) i am gonna throw these 2 meat pieces,this cat is gonna eat them,choose which one will da cat eat 1st?

Kaede:The right one is more big so i choose that one

D'Arby:Ok,i choose the left one

(The cat begins to run towards the right meat piece but in the last second jumps to the left one and then towards the right one)

Kaede:That is impossible

D'Arby:Yet,it is highly possible if you had remembered that cat was with me all da time,i am his friend,yer lack of strategy has given ya a high loss,farewell  :W

*An energy being appears from D'Arby body,grabs kaede and crushes her with its 2 unholy hands*



*Kaede has become a gold coin*

D'Arby:Another one for my collection

Sand:KAEDE!!!!

D'Arby:I see you cared for her,sincei kinda respect ya all,i am gonna return it to life and give cata memory if ya win at least once

Sand:So be it,crazy casino guy

D'Arby:Next gamble will be this (brings a huge glass of wine and fills it to the top and draws out some coins from his pocket)



Take 5 coins,the purpose of this game is to throw a coin in the glass without spilling the wine,you may start then i proceed,ok

Sand:Lets go

D'Arby:GOOD,begin

*Sand throws da first coin carefully,no wine is spilled*

D'Arby:My turn (throws it,no wine spilled yet) care for a chocolate bar,amigo?

Sand:No thanks (another coin is thrown carefully,wine begins to move but no spilled yet) that was close

D'Arby:(munching the chocolate bar) Ok,time for me coin (stands up) lemme get into another position (throws the coin into absolute care,wine moves but alas,no spill)

Sand:(thinking) that was impossible,the tension on the glass should have spilled the wine,maybe this could mean i still have a chance (throws the coin and the wine spills) oh my god,what have i done?

D'Arby:Probably you dont know that this wine contains a degree of chocolate,that is what absorbed the coin weight and avoided the spilling at first,when i was sitting i was blocking the lightbulbs from melting the chocolate mini-bar this wine always contain so when i stood up i allowed the bar 2 melt at a quick pace,my last coin was the last one that got absorbed its weight,this strategy has gained me victory,adios,amigo  :W

*D'Arby creature crushes Sandstorm into a coin*

D'Arby:Only you remain,my dear cata,i reserved Poker for us,win and you get the triple combo of yer memory + kaede and sand soul,deal?

Cata:Ok,lets go and play poker

D'Arby:One thing before we start,the 5 chips you are gonna use at first represent yer soul,you can ask for 10 more chips as we are only allowed to have 15 chips,those last 10 are the souls of other 5 people,please write their names so my creature get their souls in case you lose,ok?

Cata:Ok,i choose Kroptik,Shutaro,Jataru,Janus and Alumxander

D'Arby:(brings out some poker cards) GOOD,lets begin with da last game  >

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: this is so pointless, if anyone wants to include me in this, DON'T

[cata]

Cata (thinking): They lost their bodies and souls because of me... It was all my fault. I will win this game and get them back!

D'Arby: You're right, except for one thing. You will not win. >

Cata: Huh? ???

D'Arby: Yes, dear... I can read your mind. Not only your mind. I can read all minds that I want. >

Cata: You cheater! You're lieing!

D'Arby: Think of a number of anything you like. :&

Cata (thinking): chips, ice cream, chocolate, cookies, bread, rice, noodles, cow, burger, cheesecake, milk, strawberries, bananas, turkey, chicken, rabbit, cheese, colas, pud--- :9

D'Arby: Stop! You're making me hungry! You really are a starving person... }:|

Cata: Damn! I have a new deal to make with you: Let's paly a game named "Survivor". While I am inside a board game you controll the dice and each spot has a hard challenge for me. If I made it to the last spot you release all person-coin you have. Do we have a deal?

D'Arby: You really are good dealing with bad guys... Are you sure that is that what do you want? >

Cata: Read my mind!

D'Arby: Let the games begin! >

A huge board appears and Cata shrinks and falls in the "Start" spot.

D'Arbie: CAN YOU HEAR ME? THERE ARE 180 CHALLENGES WAITING FOR YOU! >

Cata: Not so loud!

D'Arbie: I will let you roll the dice... >

Cata: But the dice is huge!

D'Arbie: Are you quiting? >

Cata: Never! I can't think too much because he can read my mind... :?

[Jataru]

Offtopic: How can I enter in the story now.  ???
If anyone wants to include me I apreciate

[cata]

But before that Cata could have an idea, someone knocked...

D'Arby: Damn! (to Cata) Don't cheat I'll be watching...

D'Arby goes to the door and opens it. A blond guy appears...

D'Arby: And you are...?

??: Jataru. I heard that someone that I'm looking for were here. Have you seen them?

D'Arby: Yes. Come in and play with me... If you win, I shall tell you where they are.

Jataru: I don't have time for games.

D'Arby: Ok... Then leave.

Jataru: But if I leave, I can't find them!

Cata: JATARU! (her screams can't be heard as screams because her size is pretty small)

Jataru: What was that?

D'Arby: What was what?

Jataru: I think I heard someone calling for me. And cames from that board game.

D'Arby: Don't be silly, boy!

Cata: JATARU! GET OUT OF HERE! IF HE CATCHES YOU, YOU'LL BE TRANSFORMED INTO A GOLD COIN!!!

Jataru: What? I can't understand what you're saying...

D'Arby: That does it! Ok! I got your friends. If you win, you keep them, but if I win, I keep them and you. (D'Arby closes the door and blocks it)

Jataru: If I win what?

D'Arby: This. (D'Arby shrinks Jataru and puts him on the board game).

Cata: Jataru! I told you to stay away from him and to get out!

Jataru: Oh... it was you. Why are you here?

Cata: I was here for my memories, now I'm here for the same reason as you.

D'Arby: She will explain the rules to you.

After Cata explained the rules to Jataru...

Cata: Got it?

Jataru: Yes.

Cata: Let's team up. I can't move this dice alone.

Jataru: Maybe I can.

When Jataru was ready to use a spell, D'Arby took all his powers.

D'Arby: No cheating. You can only use your intellingence and bodies. Some skill are forbidden.

Jataru: Fine!

Cata: I have an idea! (Cata picks up her baton and puts it below the dice) Now it's just lift up the baton and the dice should move.

Jataru: Good idea. Let me help.

Both push but the dice rolls just one number...

Cata: Damn!

Jataru: We need a better idea.

D'Arby: I am getting tired of this. I will help you. (D'Arby summons a ramp and puts the dice in it) Now you push the dice.

Cata: This should be a lot easier.

Jataru: Let's try then.

[Cosmic King]

*The dice shows 6;Jataru and Cata proceed to walk some 6 spaces and enter a house*

D'Arby:Now it is my time to throw the dice,my Creature shall become a piece of the game,wheter it gets ya or you fail the game challenges,i win

*D'Arby thorws his dice,it shows 2*

Cata:Phew,now lets see what is inside this house

Jataru:Ok (opens da door)

*The house contains a black void and 5 people standing there*



Jataru:Who are you?

Leader:We're the Spice Boys,protectors of this area,one of us carry a key for ya to use the double dice and one of us carry a key for D'Arby to use it,however we arent gonna let ya kids get them so easy

*The Spice Boys put themselves in a battle position*

DEATH CANNON!!!

*The 5 blasts almost kill cata and jataru*

Spice Leader:You are swift,amigos

*Jataru uses his magic to divide himself to evaporate 2 of the Spice Boys,none of them had a key*

Jataru:Damn (to cata) they arent so tough,cata-chan,try using yer guns

*Cata guns down two other spice boys,none of them had the key*

Cata:That leaves their leader to us

Leader:I must applaud ya for beating my shadows and increasing my power

Cata/Jataru:WHAT?!?

*Both jataru and cata try to strike him but they suddenly get paralyzed for some seconds*

Leader:DEATH CANNON!! (knocks them out,cata accidentally breaks a crystal pillar) uh oh,i should have not made her fly that way

Jataru:(spitting blood) why? what has that pillar?

*From the Pillar appear one Afro guy and a midget*

Leader:Those are my sworn enemies...Pedro and Cucurumbe,i sealed them away a long time ago

Cata:Then that mean they can help us

Pedro:(latino accent) Of course,señorita,we have unfinished business with this maricon,
once we finish him u can have da keys...

KAMEHAMEHA!!!

*However the Leader manages to counter Pedro's kamehameha with his Death Cannon*



*Cucurumbe joins the battle with another Kamehameha*





Leader:Yer power is still great,but mine is bigger

*The leader focuses all his energy*

DEATH CANNON X10 !!!



Cata:Jataru,they are gonna be crushed as well as us

Jataru:Well,we can lend them a part of our power so they beat him,however in yer case you are only accessing to yer 45 %,that would leave ya exhausted

Cata:Doesnt matter,lets do it

*Jataru uses a spell that allows Pedro and Cucurumbe drain enough energy from Jataru and Cata 2 kill da leader,Jataru also summon some golden ghosts for back up*

Pedro/Cucurumbe/Jataru/Cata: KAMEHAMEHA !!!!



*The Super Kamehameha vaporizes the Leader*

Leader:ADIOS,AMIGOS!!! (dies,the 2 keys fall to the floor)

Cata:Which key will help us? the golden or the silver one?

Jataru:We will have to risk ourselves and try,cata

[cata]

Cata: Hmm... Let's take the gold one because you have golden blong hair.

Jataru: What a weird way to choose.

Cata: I know. Do you have a better idea to decide wich one?

[DarkDevil]

Jataru: How about both?