Topic: Amused to Death

[Cosmic King]

Charlie Brown with a gun!?

Good grief,whatever happened to children's innocence?

[Forgotten_Lum]

hey being stuck as a prepubescent teenager for 50 years while listening to adults only saying, "wah wah wah", would drive anyone to that point

[Cosmic King]

Hell hath no fury as Charlie Brown wielding a shotgun,it is gonna be a bloody xmas

But in the meantime,lets discuss some points about vampire folklore

Vampires are hard to kill: This is not true. Vampires are vulnerable to axes, stakes, garlic, sunlight, running water, holy symbols, splinters, lemons, STDs and, well, just about everything. Please be nice to them.

Vampires can control werewolves: If you know of any werewolves in your area please bring them in to Transylvania laboratories for testing.

Vampires are out to drink your blood: Well, umm... actually this is often the case but give them a break. If you were an anaemic undead photophobe you might have one or two minor vices yourself.

[DarkDevil]

Vampires can control werewolves: If you know of any werewolves in your area please bring them in to Transylvania laboratories for testing.

Vampires are out to drink your blood: Well, umm... actually this is often the case but give them a break. If you were an anaemic undead photophobe you might have one or two minor vices yourself.

There are bars now a days.

[Cosmic King]

Here is a bizarre tale dedicated to Ryuunosuke and Nagisa

"Transformation Completed"

[alumxander]

Yep,they should give that formula to ryu-chan and nagisa,end of their problems

[cata]

How about a fan-fic about Ryu-chan, Nagisa and this Formula?

[DarkDevil]

Let us see a nowadays puppet show.
Jeff Dunham Compilation
Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[cata]

He's really good and funny.

[Jataru]

A true master with puppets.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Walter is the best, never saw the terrorist before

[Cosmic King]

Time for the second Amused to Death's contest,this time the deadline would be on december 18th and i shall try to provide better prizes,all ya hafta do is provide a tale,phrase,etc for the following picture,lumaholics:



Example:

"With his great telepathic and kung fu skills,Bruce Lee was able to give massages to his wife from very far distances,believe it or not"

[cata]

I guess I'm the first: "I'm ha-a-a-a-aving an attack from my bo-bo-body because I didn't watch U-u-u-urusei Yatsu-su-sura yesterday. Remember kids: always watch UY and you'll never end up like me: someone who has blue hair, who uses sun glasses and does weird moves with his hands. And never wears a shirt."

[Forgotten_Lum]

we have a winner, i dont think anything can beat that, but i guss we can try

"Whhhoooooaaaaaa my hands can...umm...touch...I think"
Announcer: remember kids dont do drugs, or you might end up like this guy
"hey you, you wanna...umm you know fight"
Announcer: and another word of warning, stay away from men like this
"I' going to get kung fu on you"
Announcer:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cata]

Here's my second shot:

"Y'know man... I can rap a lil'bit aiight? Y'know what I'm saying right doug? Don't you stare at me like that nigga! Check dis out: I can rap and kung fu you anytime. I need a shirt so gimme a dime. I just move my fingers like dis and you'll get in yo face my fist."