Topic: Amused to Death

[Cosmic King]

Here is a small scan that proves that Batman and Robin arent only partners in crime fighting,enjoy,lumaholics



Probably this was what passed thru batman's mind after robin comment

"If by 'repair the batmobile' you mean 'have hot s3x' then yes, Robin! You are way ahead of me."

Or if both of them refered as "batmobile" to their male appendage...

"You bet, Robin! The ol' 'batmobile' sure could use some 'repairing.'"

Commentaries reagrdin this r welcome,and dont blame me for this,i didnt made the batman and robin tales so suggestive
Posted on: July 12, 2007, 09:19:16 PMBtw,here is an ad for an item we men "probably would want"



Just think the advantages of a glowing necktie with a flirting message`

[janus]

Batman comic: Things in the past are very misunderstood today :?

Tie ad: is the coupon still valid today?

[Cosmic King]

Yeah,the coupon is still valid as it seems they still have like 5 warehouses full of it,dont be afraid to ask for one tie...or a box full of them

[janus]

Lack of product profit......don't worry, I'll make sure they sell in a flea market, Trust me! >

[DarkDevil]

I wouldn't

[Cosmic King]

I wouldn't

Probably u helped for this product never to be sold,demon LoL

[DarkDevil]

Not really.

[Cosmic King]

Here are some good music video parodies,enjoy

Living with a Hernia

Eat it

Like a Surgeon

EBay

[DarkDevil]

too stupid.

[Cosmic King]

Well,sometimes been stupid brings some degree of happiness

Anyways,those videos were intended 2 be like dat and to make us laugh

[Forgotten_Lum]

i agree with dark

[Cosmic King]

Alas,what worked in the 80s and late 90s wont work today,right?

[cata]

Funny and stupid videos.

[Cosmic King]

What matters is that we have fun as Cata did

here are more illogical Chuck Norris facts,be free to add yer own

# Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
 
# If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
 
# In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
 
# Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
 
# Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
 
# Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
 
# Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
 
# The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
 
# Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
 
# Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
 
# Chuck Norris once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.
 
# Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.
 
# The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!
 
# For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
 
# Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
 
# Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
 
# Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
 
# Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
 
# Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
 
# How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
 
# Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
 
# The phrase 'break a leg' was originally coined by Chuck Norris's co-stars in Walker, Texas Ranger as a good luck charm, indicating that a broken leg might be the worst extent of their injuries. This never proved to be the case.
 
# When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
 
# If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
 
# Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
 
# Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
 
# Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
 
# The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
 
# Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
 
# The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
 
# Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
 
# Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

[cata]

Lol.