Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Cosmic King]

*Dark kidnapped several orange cats,gave them some intelligence via his dark magic and send them to the gods,aishi,caroline and watashi;all of them would thought they had da correct darkdevil*

[DarkDevil]

Aisha: What are all this cats doing here?

[cata]

Watashi: I don't know but... I want them all!

***Watashi goes nuts and hugs a few cats and then chases the other ones.***

[DarkDevil]

Caroline: Don't you know? Dark it's a cat.
Aisha: A...a... A CAT! (to Dark, not knowing where he was) If you wanted to be a part of our tribe you didn't had to turn yourself into a cat.
Caroline: So, that means you're gonna leave him? :*)
Aisha: WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?

[Cosmic King]

*Darkdevil succesful escape from his marriages was finally upsetting The Nameless One and the Olympian Gods*

Zeus:Something must be done

Nameless One:I have an excellent idea,i shall transport him and "his brides" towards Pluto,dat way he wont escape

Zeus:Seems like a great idea

*Days later,many of Zeus loyal guardsmen began to hunt down the mischevious cat*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: This is ridiculous!

[alumxander]

(I appear before dark,drug him and deliver him to Zeus,some time later i send my zombies for Benten,i need her to train me at kung fu)

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I really hate you.
Dark: I really hate you.
Edit: I really hate you.

I really hate you.

[cata]

***Alumxander appears at Benten's UFO, where Cata were playing some videogames and relaxing with the other Benten's Gang Members. Alumxander knocks the door.***

Benten: I'll get it! (opens the door) Do I know you?

Alumxander: Kinda...

Benten: Your pitiful face is familiar to me...

Alumxander: You look great, too. I'm here to ask you a favour. Won't you let me in?

***A voice is heard coming from the living room.***

Cata: Hey, Benten? Why are you taking so long? You're making out with your boyfriend, right? Don't be shy and let us know who's the lucky guy!

Benten: Shut up you brat!

Alumxander: Cata??? What the hell is she doing here?

Benten: Forget that. You said you need a favour to ask me.

Alumxander: Won't you invite me in first to discuss it?

Benten: No. We can discuss it in the entrance.

Alumxander: Ok... I want you to make me into a Kung Fu Master.

Benten: What do you want?

Alumxander: You heard me. I want you to be my Master in Kung Fu.

Benten: Look pal, I don't have much time to deal with these jokes. Do you really have a favour to ask me?

Alumxander: Yeah! I'm saying it for the third time: I want to be your apprentice in Kung Fu.

Benten: Oh you were serious all the time?

Alumxander: Yeah! So, what do you say? We got a deal?

Benten: The only problem is... I only teach girls. Boys usally don't have good behaviour during the train. But... we can negotiate... What is your offer?

[alumxander]

Alumxander:I am willing to become a girl for a time just for yo to train me,benten

(i use my magic to turn myself into a girl for 1 month,i am now Alumxandrine)

Benten:Cool,remind me to ask you to teach me that magic

Alumxandrine:Sure,babe,lets get kung fu-nky already

[DarkDevil]

Benten: Ok, put this Kimono, this gloves and helmet. And turn back in to a man.
Alumxander: Ok. :*)
Benten: You've been registered as... Alexandros Nikoladis.
Alumxander: What? ???
Benten: And there's you're opponent go on.
Alumxander: Where ... where are we?
Benten: Fight as you've never fought Tae Kwon Do!
Alumxander: What? ... hmm,Ok.  :?
Alumxander's fight.

[cata]

***After the match***

Benten: Yo! Alumxander are you there?

Alumxander: ??? hmmm... zzzzwhat?

Benten: What have you learn from this fight?

Alumxander: Watch my head?

Benten: Wrong. An attack comes from everywhere. Hurry up. I have another training for you. We should be there already!

Alumxander: What?! But I need to rest! I'm too tired to fight now.

Benten: No one said that becoming a great Martial Arts Master was easy. Put these gloves and these black shorts on and this teeth protection. You are "Joe Alexander" and you're in 1974. You're opponent is Jerry Quarry. Good luck, "chump".

Alumxander: It's "Champ"!

Benten: We'll see.

Alumxander's fight #2:

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[DarkDevil]

Benten: You're still up? What else can I do with you?
Alumxander: May I...
Cata: And if (strats wispering to Benten's ear).
Benten: Ok, let's try it!
Alumxander: Try what? ???
Benten: Come.

* Alumexander is taken to somekind of old western town.

Cata: Now, we want you to mark Blacky.
Alumxander: Blacky??
Benten: Yes, the horse. Right over there.

* Benten points to a beautiful stong and quiet horse.

Alumxander: What does that has to do with kung fu?
Benten: Just do it and you'll see.
Alumxander's marking the horse

* Alumxander  is ko.

Benten: Now that is that, we can go back playing videogames.
Cata: Finally! I thought he would never faint.

[cata]

Alumxander (after a quick sleep): Hey! You promised me!

Benten: So? You wanna get stronger, you do for it. Don't beg, just work hard. See you later looser.

Cata: Good luck Alumzombie. You'll need it.

[Cosmic King]

*2 weeks later,all da fighters receive an invitation to meet a man called Kyo,he appears in what seems to be a huge theater*

Kyo: ladies and gentlmen boys and girls lovers and rivals
we gather here today to prove my love for lum i guranteed no one will die but there will be missing some teeth ,let get this show on the road who first ?

Offtopic: Ok,kyo is now part of the nightmare battle