Topic: Nightmare Battle

[DarkDevil]

*At night, everyone is asleep, except four persons.*
Aish: He married me!
Caroline: But that was ages, now he is engaged to me! 
Watashi: If you even could marry. They say, "Until death breaks you apart.". You've already died.
Dark: Please, Ladies. There's a man trying to sleep here.
Aisha: How can you try sleep during something like this. 
Caroline: You should be defending me.
Watashi: You two are really premitive.
Aisha: Premitive!
Caroline: You sahll die by your words.
Dark: I must end this. :/

* Dark digs a hole on the ground and burries something inside. Starts waving his arms over the the small burryed area

Girls: ???

* A plant grows and starts spitting a gas, which makes the women faint.

Dark (surrounded by the gas): Finally, They've...(sleepy) shut...so...

* Dark faints. Suddenly Aisha wakes.

Aisha (Awaking): AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhh...What happen? ??? (notice they are still all asleep) Finally I've got a chance to take my love to my tribe .
She grabs Dark and starts running.
Aisha: Now we can complet the one hundred nights with no interruptions !

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: THE 100 NIGHTS WITHOUT INTERRUPTION?!? GOOD LUCK ON DAT,DARK

[MooseChangerPat]

...Whoa wait a sec are you saying that this has become the new deathmatch fanfic thread!?  What the hell man?

[janus]

Offtopic:  yes, this is the successor of DM for the "others" take part of contributing on fanfic match. Although there hasn't come out much from myself    sorry guys

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: And stay away from them.

[Cosmic King]

*Darkdevil had to be strong and endure the restless 100 nights,his body was feeling broken but he wasnt gonna give up,then one night a hooded man dressed in glowing clothing appeared before Dark*

Dark:Who are you?

??:(talking in lower voice) Will ya lower yer voice,dark? You are gonna awaken yer bride

Dark:(also in low voice)Sorry,who r ya?

??:I think ya have seen me before (removes his hood) as i am St. Peter,i have come to give ya a proposition from thy brother,the Almighty

Dark:Cut to the chase,petey

St. Peter:God thinks ya have learned yer lesson by now,so he is willing to erase the memory of only one of yer lovers in exchange for ya to stop defiling his name,choose wisely,demon (leaves)

Dark:Hmmm

*Meanwhile at da camp*

Ataru:Yo,cata

Cata:What?

Ataru:I am hungry

Cata:So do i,but i dont know how to cook and we cant go asking Ran

Ataru:Ohh,but ya are a warrior,arent ya? You could go and hunt something,leave the cooking to me

Cata:You know how to cook?

Ataru:More or less,Ran taught me how in case i was left alone wit Lum

Onsen:Quiet you 2!!!! It is midnight already,go to sleep!!!

Ataru/Cata:Sorry,sensei

*Meanwhile Lum is flying around the jungle as she couldnt sleep and needed to meditate,she founds a moose-man creature*

[alumxander]

Moose-man:I want to suck your blood

Lum:Kyaaaaa!!!!!!!

(Then i appeared and shot that demonic creature with my rifle)

Lum:Arigato

Alumxander:Dont mention it,lum

[cata]

Ataru: Lum! Cata come with me! (drags Cata to the place where Ataru heard the scream) 8|

Cata: Hey! Don't treat people like that, you idiot!

Lum: Darling!  O+ (hugs Ataru) Hey Cata-chan!

Cata: Hey Lum!

Ataru: Lum let go off me! Anyways, I heard you screaming. What happened? ???

Lum: Moose-man tried to suck my blood but "our friend" (looking at Alumxander) saved me.

Ataru: WHAT?!?!? I ran miles to see what was going on and it wasn't a big deal at all!

Cata: Shut up... }:| Anyways, Lum, have you just said that Alum-creep saved you? ???

Alumxander: Yes, I've rescued her. Are you jealous? >

Cata: Not really. I'm just surprised that you could do a good deed. Well, guys, I'm tired of being here. Let's return to the camp.

Ataru: Yeah. It's always better than to be here without nothing to do.

Alumxander: We could explore the jungle. It would be like a double-date.

Lum: Good idea, Alumxander-kun! Let's go Darling! (sticks to Ataru's arm)

Ataru and Cata: WHAT!?!?!? 8|

Cata: But Alumxander and I aren't even a couple!

Alumxander: Soon we'll be so, don't worry about that. Besides, if you don't want to be with us, you can leave...!

Cata: I prefer to hang out with you than with Onsen-Mark!

[DarkDevil]

* Half  an hour later, Lum, Ataru, Cata and Alumxander,were at the middle of the jungle.

Cata: Let me go, you pervets!
Alumxander and Ataru: Why? We do such a lovely couple.
Lum: DARR... What is that sound?
Everyone: ???

* A noise comes behind a tree.

Cherry: HI!

* Everyone hits Cherry with a wooden hammer

Lum: What is that other sound?

* They see St. Peter and the gorilla hoding Dark

St. Peter: Now that it's done I can get of this horrible fat monk disguise.

* St.  Peter Takes of of his disguise and a woman appears

Aphrodite: FinallyI, Aphrodite, will have my revenge, on you, DarkDevil, that shall feel the pain and headache that I felt for you, a long time ago.

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Omoshiroi,darkdevil

[cata]

***Athena (Goddess) appears.***

Atena: Nice to see you again, DarkDevil. Now, I can make you pay for everything you've done to me.

***Apollo, Poseidon, Zeus, Ares, Artemis, Demeter, Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hera, Hermes and Hades appeared.***

Aphrodite: What are you doing here?

Zeus: I'm here to make this catman pay!

Athena: Dad?

Zeus: Yes?

Athena: Leave it to us. I've defended a whole city so, I can take care of it. Besides, you have nothing to do with him. We have.

The Female Goddesses: Yeah!

Hermes: But Athena... We are family. Family must stick together and...

Zeus (whispering to Ataru, Cata, Alumxander and Lum): Don't piss her off. She can be really scary, sometimes.

Athena (really angry): I SAID GO!!!!

Male Gods: Yes, ma'am!

Lum: I think we got that, God Zeus...

***All male gods have vanished.***

Hera: Let's go get him girls!

***Ataru runs to grab Athena but the Gods can't be touched...***

Ataru: Athena-chan! (falls down) That hurts...

Lum: You will never learn...

***Goddesses run after Dark, Dark run away from them. Ataru joined Dark to know a little bit more about what was going on.***

Ataru: Yo!

Dark: No time to chat.

Ataru: What have you done now?

Dark: Nothing.

Ataru: Have you cheated them?

Dark: No.

Ataru: Then, what have you done to them?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Lets just say I was them most wanted titan/god they ever wished.
Ataru: Admit it, you're just like me.

* Dark stops suddenly, as also Ataru after he sees Dark stopping

Dark: I'm not like you... :/ I just got more charm :&. and I'm not a per...

* Dark sees the goddess.

Dark: Less Chat more running (starts running).
Ataru: ???

* Everybody starts trampling Ataru.

Edit: This "everybody" are the goddess, plus everyone you can imagine.

[alumxander]

(i capture Darkdevil with a rubber mouse,then i present it to the goddesses)

Alumxander:Do what you want with him

[cata]

***The goddesses thank Alumxander in a "less-apropriate way"***

Everyone: @_@

Cata: I'm gonna cut their heads off!

Alumxander: Feeling jealous, little Cata?

Cata: No! Are you out of your mind? Why the hell should I be jealous of you? Hey Ladies! Dark is waiting for your atention!

[DarkDevil]

Cata: But... Where is he?

* Dark was nowhere to be found.