Topic: Nightmare Battle

[SandStorm]

Sand: Spank the turkey A55 instead!

not a spank, but was a kick in it, the turkey got fragmented, and the camera hit several parts of the hall, ending in the table, sparking

Falling: your mom never taught you to not play with food?

Sand: Blame Dark, i learnt some bad manners with him, lol XD

[dak]

From the dark corner of the room, dak walk out, noone notice him, look like they are busy with watching Benten beat out FallinG.
He standing there, look at the group.
And without a word he retreat back to darkness.
In his mind: I will return when the circus show done, and they start the meeting.

[cata]

Offtopic: Dak* you didn't introduce yourself, you weren't even in the goddamned room dude... =S

Ontopic:

***The other cameras set the alarm and a bunch of VOS grunts entered the room. Each VOS Unit had armor made out of nomex and the brand new Gravity Melting Laser 720 Gun "GML720" for short (here's a pic of it):



Sand broke two chair's feet and got two improvised spank sticks. He was ready for some action. Cata grabbed her 2 handed addy sword. Benten let her hair wild and grabbed her chain as a weapon. Dark get back to fight them using strategy and smarts instead of brute force. Cherry was now ready to eat the blasted turkey. The rest of the gang got ready to escape the trap the VOS have set for them. Btw, here's a photo of a VOS:



Falling: Thanks Sand... --'

Sand: A little exercise once in a while is good for you. You don't wanna get fat do you?

Falling: I'll never get fat. I can't get fat because there's lot of gir... I mean there's lot of work to get done.

Benten: Grrr... watch your tongue honey...

Cata: Cut it out you two! We need you to focus on battling THEM! Not battling each other!

[DarkDevil]

Dark: It doesn't matter, they would die anyway.
Kroptik: Now, who will we start first?
Cata (already fighting): MAYBE ANYONE OF THEM?

[SandStorm]

offtopic: nice avatar dark, good choice



Sand: Bah, some spells on the way! SANDSTAR ATTACK!

the energy ball blast one vos, the others conter attack with their guns.
Kroptik sprout his wings and protect them.[/b]

Cata: Wings?

Kroptik: Long story. Anyway, I am one living battery so, i could absorb that energy, but...

Sand: Watch out, batteries when overcharged and without protection circuit explode.

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: WoOw... Sand had to go back to the past (Deathmatch) to find Kroptik powers... XD

[dak]

Dak: look like it getting hot here.
Without a word he sneak behind one VOS and stab it with his dagger. Look down at his fallen opponent, he vanish in the dark and sneak behind another VOS.
 
Offtopic: Where battle for our gooddess is, there i am. I will introduce myself later, my lady

[FallinG_StaR]

Offtopic: Well just to tell him not posting here anymore... I was making an exelent post and after so much work I pressed "post"... and what happened??? Session timed out... my heart almost stoped... I rapidly loged in again... to find out that all was gone... only this message was there... "The following error or errors occurred while posting this message:
The message body was left empty."

I almost killed... the computer... and modem and keyboard... that I will need to buy a new one...  }:| still amazed it works broken in half...

But yeah... I'm so depressed right now... that I don't want to see this topic again... and the stress of the thing... erased my memory I dont remember anything... God Damn Internet Explorer...

[FallinG_StaR]

Then someone turned on a big light and the shadows disappear as well as the mysterious guy... while the warriors run to the front door. Then one of the VOS soldiers trows a grenade at them but Sand creates a sand wall that protects them from the explosion but not from the shock waves that send the warriors flying out the door

Kroptik: Ouch! My wing! its broken

Cata: Is everyone Ok? Besides Kroptik...

Everyone: Yes!

Benten: Oh My God! Where's Falling???

Kroptik: Where's my sister???

Dark: Hmm! this doesn't look good!

Sand: Hehe! Falling! runned away with Iridia

Cata: Shut up Sand… don't make things worse…

As the dust settled down… they see Iridia sitting on top of Falling…

Kroptik: Are you ok sis???

Iridia: Yes… I am… I landed in something soft…

Falling (muffled voice): I can't breath… Get off…

Iridia (surprised): Oh… I'm sorry mister…

Falling: Pheww… I tough I was going to die… Btw, nice panties Miss Iridia

Benten: FALLINGGGG… YOU BASTARD…

Falling: What??? I didn't do anything…

Dark: Here we go again…

As Benten was about to hit Falling… the dust cloud cleared and what our heroes saw was not to their liking…

Cata: Uh-Oh… Where in big trouble now…

The heroes see them self's in the middle of hundreds of VOS soldiers and above them hundreds more ships where hovering above them…

Cata: Quickly grab your guns… (looks around her waist) Oh… no… I droped all my guns…

Sand: Don't worry… start running… I'll hold them back…

Suddenly a loud noise of a powerful V8 engine… is heard… and soon after that a bright red race car comes down the street and stops in front of our heroes…

Falling: WTF?!... It's you…

Dark: You?? Who?

Sand (looking at the driver): Omg… it's the camera guy…

Cata: You mean the Otaku tourist???

Kroptik: Looks like it…

Otaku: Hi there… thanks for leaving me behind…

Cata: Hehe… Sorry… you know in that situation… we kinda panicked… and you know…

Otaku: No I don't… Anyway I'm here to help you guys… and girls…

Falling: Hmm… and what's your name friend?

Otaku: My name is Veehive the greatest Racing pilot in the world…

Cata: So??? What are you waiting… to help us…

Veehive: Oh right… sorry…

Veehive presses a blue button on the dashboard and activates a force field around them…

Sand: Cool… I want one too…

Next Veehive presses a flashing red button… and a red bright energy pulse erases every VOS on sight…

Kroptik (sobbing on his sister lap): Is it over yet??? Are the bad guys gone?

Dark: Ah… nice hero you turned out to be…

Kroptik: Oh yeah… so what the hell are you doing inside the trunk of the car???

Dark: Was just making sure there are no VOS in here…

Everyone: Yeah right…

As the sun set in the horizon… our heroes… survived another hard battle… but the war wasn't over yet…
In space… on the VOS Mother ship… a dark and sinister figure… is watching our heroes on the main screen…

Unnamed: You may have won the battle Tomobiki scum… but you will never win the War… Muahahahahahahahahahahah a Muahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha…

And so the Next day…


Offtopic: Remembered almost all of it... but its different... the other one was funnier...  :icon_mrgreen:

[cata]

Offtopic: Falling* no problemo! =D It's awesome!

Ontopic:

*** The next day, our brave heroes were hiding (strategicaly hiding themselves) from the VOS inside of a dark cage. Inside, they found computers and many small devices. Benten analysed the gadgets and the computer and noticed the VOS mark.***

Benten: Holy gun!

Falling: What?!? What?!?! What have you discovered?!?!?!

Benten: This--- This--- This used to be a VOS' base.

Cata: Are you sure?

Cherry (suddenly appears between Benten and Cata): Yes, she's sure.

***Explosion! Everyone taking their frustrations out on Cherry.***

Cata and Benten: DON'T SNEAK UP ON US LIKE THAT!

Veehive: We could try to get more information about the VOS from the computer and these gadgets.

Falling: Nice idea. Let's see...

Benten: I can handle this.

***(Half-hour later...)***

Benten: Eureka!

Cata: Is it done?

Benten: Yep! I got the coordinates of the other bases but they could be old just like this one.

Kroptik: What else?

Benten: I have here the prototypes of their weaponry, armor and vehicles.

Veehive: But those could have been improved after they left this area.

Dark: Very true...

Iridia: Isn't there a date or something in those documents?

Benten: I can't read this. They use a code and the key to it isn't stored in this CPU.

Cata: Then how do you know the coords and the prototypes stuff?

Benten: The prototypes are drawed. I can get an idea of what they're using. The coords are universal for every planet, except the Earth.

Cata: You racists! xD

Veehive: Anyways, we could go to these bases and investigate there. We just gotta be very careful because we don't know which ones have troops and which ones haven't.

Kroptik: We'll have to find out.

*** The warriors were preparing to leave the cage when Cherry activated the alarm when he tripped on a red wire. The entrance to the cave got shut down and a bunch of robots came from the walls, floor and ceiling.***

[dak]

Someone turn on the big light, without darkness, dak have to retreat from the fight.
He appear again in a tree's shadow not far from that place.
Dak: damn they are surrounded. I can't fight in daylight so you guys have to deal with them all by yourself.
He said that and vanish.

[cata]

Cata: Dak... Dakoward (the coward). Sorry... no time to be joking around.

Benten: You're right. We can't joke but we can play.

***Our brave and ONLY brave warriors kept fighting the robots. Cherry sat and drank a cup of tea.***

Kroptik: Hey! Creepy monk! How about doing something useful?

Cherry: I am helping you.

Kroptik: Really?With what? Let me guess... Oh I know! You're saving a place for the rest of us.

Cherry: No you fool! I'm analysing the robots' movements so I can predict them and teach you the best way to deal with them.

Kroptik: And you have to be there sitting and enjoying a cup of tea?!?!

Cherry: I can't do it with an empty stomach.

Cata: What about your empty head?

Cherry: Insolent! No one respects the elders anymore.

Dark: Indeed.

Sand: Which one is your side Dark?

Dark: That one. The Darkside.

Sand: -.-'  Aside from that side...

Dark: Oh. The truth.

*** Finally the robots were all defeated and the warriors could prepare the next mission.***

[dak]

offtopic: how can you know me when i haven't introduce myself?
ontopic
That night is a no moon light. Dak walk back to that place. The VOS army have gone but they left a small group to guard that place. They set a a small camp near that place and don't use light, look like they think those warriors will back.
Dak: Fools.
He enter the house, it a mess but empty. Corse of those fallen VOS have been removed, no human's blood on floor.
Dak: look like they were able to run or ... be caught alive.
He walk around and pick up a gun.
Dak: this thing must belong to one of them.
Suddenly the door open, those VOS get in.
Their leader: search carefully, one of them must back to pick the gun, it didn't have change to left the house.
They separated and search each inch of floor.
After a while, one of VOS grunt: sir no sight of life sir
Another one: sir the gun disappear sir
Their leader: impossible, how...
He don't have change to finish his words. Dak pull his dagger out of that VOS back.
One of those VOS knee down: sir what wrong sir... he's dead.
The rest: what? How?
One of them: there are an assassin ...
He is the second one, silence, dak kill them, one by one. The last one try to run to the door, he succeed but when Death has his prey, he will never let it go. Dak's dagger hit its target.
He walk out, pick up his dagger and look at the sky.
Dak: Mother darkness, guide me.
And vanish.

[DarkDevil]

* Two creatures in the darkness, they've been watching Dak.

One of the creatures: Pathetic! Such a waste of energy he used. No wonder that he's such a low level being.

* The other character just look at the first, no sound have been emited.

One of the creatures (still the first one): I know we must find him.

* Meanwhile  our heros seems to be unable to proceed to the next VOS Secret Base, for they are surronded by VOS warriors.

Benten (sarcasm): "We must move on quickly to the next base.", "But Kroptik needs to heal his wing", "No, it's ok, I can make it", You can't even run!
Kroptik: Soorry, but I've lost the habit of running when I gained these wings!
Cata (Finding no way out): This is no time for argues!
Sand: Lets end this! SANDSTAR ATTACK!

* A Large energyball is created and thrown against the VOS! But the VOS had a machine that was similar to an earth vacuum-cleaner, which reduced the energy ball until it could only light a small leaf that was on the ground, near the VOS.

Sand : How... How can this be?

* Kroptik throws cherry and fortunatly he hits a VOS, but still there was too many.

Iridia (Finds a doll on the floor): What is this?

Falling (looking at the skeleton doll): It's just a doll. And look, it's smiling at you, Iridia.
Benten: YOU JERK, STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME HELP US.

* Iridia was going to grab the cute doll, when, just the touch of her finger on the doll, made a green and red eletric charge start spinning around the toy.

Everyone: ???
Dark: hum... I wasn't expecting them so soon.

* The  ground starts opening in half, as bats with strange glowing eyes appear from the sky and flying by the side of the electrify doll. Appearing too female demonic creatures from the underworld.

Dark: Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you, my personal bodyguards from the Underworld, Miss Mimi and Miss Minnie

Minnie: Master, we've returned to you as promised.
Dark: I wasn't excpecting you two so soon.
Minnie (Embracing Dark from one side, While Mimi was embracing by the other side): We tryed our best to hurry ourselves up, but sooner we weren't able to come.
Dark: There was no wo...
Kroptik (interrupts dark speech, while being stangulated by a VOS): COULD YOU ATLEAST HLP US!
Dark: Oh, ok.

* Minnie nods at Mimi. Mimi's eyes start glowing red. Every weapon that the VOS had blowed up, half of the VOS died. Than she opens one of her claws and a beam comes out of it destroying almost all of the VOS that survived. The VOS started retreating, but Minnie's eyes strated glowing green, tentacles comes out of her back And she starts hunting each and every last VOS, like a... some impossible creature that makes no effort of killing them in a very savage way.

Everyone:  
Cata: How... How..
Minnie (back to her aspect, with Mimi imitating her movements): We are above any kind of demons you all have ever faced, and we've got only one objective to protect and serve our Master, The highest Demon of All, Our beloved DarkDevil.
Everyone: :/
Minnie: He could have swift such insignifican aglomeration of pest, not even moving on finger.
Everyone (looking at Dark):  }:|
Dark: What?! It was so easily that it wouldn't be much of a fight.
Falling (holding Mimi's... claw): Hi, I'm the Unstopable FallinG_StaR.

* Mimi says nothing, just onpens her claw, and closes it squeezing Falling's Hand.

Minnie: She never speaks, she doesn't know how to speake.
Falling (in agony):

[dak]

offtopic: i knew that i should turn on the energy detected system sooner but anyway it never too late.
ontopic:
Dak: look like those strangers stop following me. Who are they? They are much more powerful than those VOS.... Damn, let those strangers follow in such a long time, i so careless.

He say it at the same time he thrust his dagger into his hand. He pull out his dagger, something come out from the wound, it not blood, it dark, look like smoke. He look at his wound and that strange thing coming out from his body. Slowly, the wound close. And that thing has made a small smoke on the group. He knee down and look into it, slowly, an imagine appear, it not very clear.
It look like a group of people. Suddenly the smoke vanish. He stand up and look around slowly, so sight of strange energy or life except some rats and birds. And he vanish.

The next day, Dak walk slowly inside the cave those Heroes used to hide. Lying on the group is the remains of some thing look like somekind of robot, a lot of one.

Dak: a swarm of robot, fools, if such a thing could take them down, they wouldn't have lived until now.

He search around, and find a machine, a computer, he type on the keyboard. A screen appear, it a map, the one who did work last time didn't shut down what he was doing.

Dak: uhm, i have to search every place on this map.

He touch the screen for a while.

Dak: done, i got the map. Time to go ... or not

He look back and wait. For a while, a group of VOS enter the cave, this time they go with a big VOS:


Dak smile: so they serious this time.

He get something out of his back, it is a big scythe.

Dak: hope this damn thing can do some damage to that " Big Daddy".