Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Necron 99]

They all died.  The End.

[FallinG_StaR]

If you don't have nothing to add besides that... its better if you delete it and let someone else post...

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:(barely speaking without been controlled)Guys...this is...gettin..out...of our...hands,we..gotta fight ...our selfishness...and hate...or ares....will...win

Falling:Hate....and...selfishnes s...r part...of...the ego,...we need 2...get rid of...our egos

Kroptik:-CENSORED-

UY Warriors:!!!!

*the shocking dirty word makes them feel a union,a union 2 kick kroptik ass,ares magic vanishes from their hearts*

Forgotten:That was a close one,beyatches

All:WHAT DID U SAID?

Forgotten:Just joking,guys

Sand:Well,we need 2 be prepared 4 ares

Cosmic:In case he uses dat hate magic

*summons da elder ones magic 2 shield all da warriors minds*

Falling:Let us go 4 ares ass,my brothers

Kroptik:Hell Yeah!
Posted on: December 12, 2006, 04:53:38 AM*the space war rages on,leaving devastation everywhere*

Cosmic:Once da battle reaches crtical point,we'll be screwed

Forgotten:Indeed

Falling:So,da friggin fate of all da galaxy rests in our hands...da usual

Sand:Well,most of us r here,except 4 dark who must be still wit da demon

*arrive at Ares palace at the ruins of Olympus*

Ares:U r lucky 2 see this new armaggedon,yer lives will serve 2 beat mankind,lemme present you my son with yer horned friend,hope u can entertain him

Kroptik:U dared defile lum holiness,u will pay

*a demon appears*



Satanus:Here i am,father,shall i dispose of this pests before u and mother?

Ares:Do give them a hell of a time,my son

Satanus:Good,let us begin

Falling:Die,spawn of hell.ATLAS BOMBER!!!

*Satanus evades it,then launches hellfire,Sand shields falling,kroptik and cosmic blast a double Galaxian Explosion 2 satanus*

Forgotten:Before he recovers,lets send im 2 sleep

*forgotten sends a mental bolt 2 stop time,Falling grabs da odinsword to slice Satanus then send im 2 eternal slumber seal,forgotten knocks out lum*

Kroptik:To think that was lum-sama child

(Note:Gods are magical,so this part is possible)

Cosmic:U r next,Ares,we hav ya cornered

Ares:Ok,they say death is like a fine wine that must be enjoyed,but if hav 2 finish ya now,so be it

*sends a whole storm of mystical decayement energy,da warriors evade it hardly*

How about a little tension?

*using psychokinesis makes em feel like been torn apart,then makes em feel consumed by death energy,sends a gigantic wave wit enough power as 1000000000000 atomic bombs,the warriors r almost beaten*

Now earth shall be mine,as da whole galaxy

Cosmic:U wantpower,ares? i shall guide u 2 ultimate power

Cosmic:There is a place known as the Source Wall,there infinity powers awaits 2 be drained,we shall guide ya

Ares:well,i shall go there

*teleports em 2 da source wall*

Ares:Yes,i feel inmense power beneath that wall,u served me enough,warriors,time u face death as da others

*suddenly ares is blasted by a gigantic wave*



Celestials:Master Cosmic,w received yer call and have arrived 2 help in battle as well as Falling's Gundams

Cosmic:Very good,battle Ares meanwhile

Celestials:Yes sir!

*Celestials and Gundams vs. Ares*

Cosmic:Guyz,we need 2 siphon da source wall power against Ares,only by that we'll beat im

Forgotten:Indeed

Sand:We can use the odinsword as the vehicle 2 shoot da energy

Kroptik:Lets go then

*using it,siphon da source wall power,da uy warriors barely endure the excessive power*

Falling:I am living battery,give me da power 2 end Ares

*siphons it,falling agonizes as his body crumbles wit excessive power,yet he shoots it at Ares,who almots gets fried*

Forgotten:Let us combine our might 4 a grand finale

*all focus their main power 2 trap Ares in da wall 4ever,they succed,any ares magic event ceases*

Cosmic:Now u will be an eternal statue in da wall,ares

Kroptik:Peace has returned

*odin soul appears*

Odin:Noble warriors,my era as the others has ended,yet i dont regret as u r dones that'll forge a new era,farewell

Falling:Let us go home

*once on earth,they find lum,she remembers nothing,then they go 2 da movies,yet not so far away*

??:My lady,ares has been beaten

??2:Shit,that is just 2 victories 4 their side,yet we just need 1 victory over them

*meanwhile Dark just ate the madness demon while Necron was distributing some movies over internet*

Cosmic:Bizarre day,yet we need 2 solve who killed Sakura

Sand:That is a tale 4 tomorrow,lets see da movie

*Urusei Yatsura Movie 7: 25th Anniversary starts*

[Kroptik]

* While they're watching the movie... *

Kroptik (whispering to himself): I still can't believe that creep had a child of Lum... (he makes a sad face)

Lum: What's wrong, darling?

Kroptik: Oh, nothing, nothing...I was just thinking.

Sand: Don't worry Krop. Gods don't do the same things we do. They just wish for a child and if both of them agree, it appears.

Kroptik: How do you know that?

Sand: Odin told me through the sword. He told me to tell you so you wouldn't be worried.

Kroptik: OK, thanks man.

* They all go back to enjoying the movie *

[DarkDevil]

Now it's Norsemen Deathmatch?

[Necron 99]

You people amuse me.

-Necron's older brother, anti-anime guy, and yes, that was me at the top of the page.

P.S. Don't email my family again....ever.

[Kroptik]

Ignoring those two lasts posts and back on-topic...

I guess this is finished then??

DEATHMATCH COOPERATIVE FANFIC # 5

THE END

[FallinG_StaR]

No it's not... LoL
Or is it... I got lost...

[Cosmic King]

DEATHMATCH COOPERATIVE FANFIC 6

*Lum is preparing a delicious feast inda kitchen*

Kroptik:That smells good,what r we gonna eat?

Lum:It isnt for us,i need 2 take this food 2 612 Wharf Avenue,we r gonna eat some popcorn'tcha

Kroptik:This is odd

*next day at school most students are listening 2 their IPods*

Kroptik:What r ya listening,Mendo-san?

Mendo:It is just a song from new rapper called Sir Loin Stockade

Ataru:Hell yeah,that gangsta really knows how 2 rap

Kroptik:Whats da song name?

Shinobu:4 Da Shorteez

Sand:Here listen some

*music sounds*

Think at what's at stake, look upon your plate.
If it's a slab o' steak, time to regurgitate.
Ya got a double chin, their little jim's too slim.
Ya fingers could fit in
The little kid's expose ribs.
Just think of all da shorteez, can't ya hear 'em cry?
Paula, cough up that burger and fries.
Hams on my left, double cans, Bob's got high.
Give to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won't die.
Stop the famine, please, instead of eatin' ham and cheese.
Throw away your greens, you be pissin' on a dream.
Gimme all your onion rings, it's a'ight, listen.
A slice a pizza, it don't matter if a bite's missin'.
Prime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don't stop.
My actin' like hogslop, to the shorteez it's alot.
They been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert.
Open up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse.
Listen closely, gimme all your groceries.
Cuz a little baby's screamin' "Man, I need a hoagie!"
"Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot o' pierogis!"
Think of what we're facin', all those little faces, c'mon it's a race it's...4 Da Shorteez.

*music is paused*

Kroptik:Very bizarre lyric

Ataru:Yeah,it is a song wit message,we need 2 help those guys Sir Loin mentions

Sand:I already sent some sand-wiches LoL

Forgotten:Here at da disk cover says any donations should go 2 612 Wharf Ave.

Kroptik:Pretty coincidential indeed

Falling:We must go and leave some food 4 da shorteez

Lum/Mendo/Ataru:We will go wit ya

*arrive at da address*

Sand:This looks like an abandoned warehouse,dudes

Kroptik:Let us enter

*all the place has a lot of food in rotten state*

Cosmic:My god,this place smells like skunks

Falling:Or worse

*a bizarre voice sounds*

??:Who zat? Who zat? do ya bring any food,y'all?

Kroptik:Reveal yerself

??:I see people,u aint supposed 2 bring people unless they r dead,man,i want food

*falling forces da voice 2 appear,a crazy rapper*

Forgotten:I suppose u r Sir Loin Stokcade

Sir Loin:The hell i am,beyatches,u bring food or u gonna explain me about these sand filled breads i received

Sand:Those r mine

Sir Loin:Who doya think u r,man? The Sandman or other shizzno? i need godamn food,my schnegroes

Lum:So it wasnt 2 help any poor people

Sir Loin:You r damn straight,horny girl,i need more food so i gather a lot of flies that appear at rotten food,beyatches

Falling:Why do u need flies?

Sir Loin:Flies spit acid,me man,now imagine millions of em at once,i shall use da super acid 2 melt the walls of all banks at Tomobiki,y'all,so i gather da money 2 pay my debts

Cosmic:Pathetic

*everyone gathers a weapon then beat da crap out of Sir Loin*

Kroptik:Well,we have some food that still is edible,lets make a party

All (except Sir Loin):YAY!!!

[Kroptik]

Off-topic:
Is it just me or did Cosmic just write a fanfic all by himself? xD

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Yes,i did,took me like 6 minutes 2 type it,now let us continue

[FallinG_StaR]

What about Sakura in FanFic #5???

[Forgotten_Lum]

who know and care, at this rates everyone is going to die, betrothed to someone they dont want to be or just forgotten(speaking of myself as usual), so im just staying out of this and hoping that i remain forgotten until something interesting happens, which right about now is nothing...

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Truly said,forgotten lum-kun,yet i must continue till i get bored,hope u post in this part one day..or decade...or whatever

btw,faling,Sakura was revived by lord Odin before he died,so she must be OK by now,my brothers

On Topic:

*Forgotten is kinda bored,he wants a pizza,so he dials a phone number,suddenly his house is filled by a bright light,could this be a spin off of Ah,My Goddess?)

Forgotten:What da heck happened?

??:You have summoned me,Forgotten One (gets closer)

Forgotten:For the beards of Lex Luthor...!!!

*next day,everyone is burning da Sir Loin cds,Forgotten appears wit a grin*

Kroptik:What happened,me forgotten man?

Forgotten:I was visited by Belldandy that offered me infinite wealth,i am now da owner of Australia and Greenland,i have come 2 say good bye,my enemies

Cosmic:Wow,that doesnt happen every day LoL

Falling:Hope u hav fun at yer new lands,Forgotten

Forgotten:You can bet on it,Blitzkrieg

*a fire chariot drove by a chained Ronald MacDonalds transports Forgotten 2 his new home*

Lum:We will miss you,Forgotten'tcha

[Kroptik]

* A week after Forgotten_Lum left...Everyone is in class *

Kroptik: I can't believe you're still here, Falling. You must be the teacher who lasted the longest time in here.

Falling: Well... I have a duty to teach you all some proper English. So I'll stay here until everyone has 100% in the tests.

* Suddendly Kroptik's cellphone rings *
Kroptik: Can I go outside and answer, please? It could be important.

Falling: OK, you can go.

* Kroptik leaves *

* After five minutes, Kroptik returns *

Kroptik: Pack your bags everyone. We're going to Canada!

Falling: And why's that??

Kroptik: Forgotten just invited us. For two whole weeks.

Sand (to himself): I smell something fishy in all of this...