Topic: Nightmare Battle

[alumxander]

(Once they got free,they found themselves in my house)

Alumxander:We meet again,little cata and her cat

Cata:Ahh jeez

Alumxander:I have something for you,darkdevil

(I open a door)

Caroline:DARKDEVIL!!!!

Dark:Save me,god

(Caroline takes darkdevil,leaving me alone with cata)

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Damn, you're anoying.

[cata]

Cata: Well, well... It's been a while since the last time that you ran away from me.

Alumxander: I didn't run away from you. I was in vacations.

Cata: So, you were taking a little rest, huh?

Alumxander: You may say so.

Cata: Good for you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better stuff to do right now than being here alone with you. No offense, but I've to study.

Alumxander: Study? I can help you with that.

Cata: Oh really? Do you understand anything about 10th Form of Geography?

Alumxander: Huh--- Well, I...

***Suddenly, Cosmic in his weredog costume or whatever that costume is, appears breaking the wall.***

Cosmic: Trick or treat?

Alumxander and Cata: O_o

Cosmic: Just joking. What are you doing in here? It's Halloween. Lets go meet the others. Lets trick and get the treats.

Alumxander: Fine. Next time, remember to use the door instead of the wall.

[alumxander]

(1 week later,darkdevil comes to my home,he is armed with a broken glass bottle)

Darkdevil:You are gonna die,bitch

Alumxander:What?!? i cant hear you with my stereo on (i turn it off)

Darkdevil:I SAID YOU ARE GONNA DIE,ALUMXANDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alumxander:Ohhh (I take out my shotgun)



Dark:Ohh,hell (he tries to run away)

Alumxander:See you in hell,cat (i shot him in the chest,all his body splatters) damn,you had to explode on my living room,it is gonna take centuries to wash all the blood but you wont annoy me

[cata]

Offtopic: No fun... :/

Ontopic:

Dark: I'm not that easy, you baka.

***Dark gets up and his body regenerates quickly from the shot.***

Alumxander: You must be dead from that shot. It was right into your heart. ???

Dark: My anatomy and stuff isn't like humans'.

Alumxander: Look, a female cat!

***Dark looks behind him to see the female cat, but there was nothing there.***

Alumxander: But your brain is even worse... Like Ataru's. :D

Dark: Don't you compare me to that jerk!

***Dark jumps forward Alumxander's chest with his claws pointed out and scratches Alumxander's chest. His shirt is stained by his blood. Alumxander screams and Dark "smiles". Alumxander laughs and rips off his own shirt.***

Alumxander (acting tough while he is in pain): Is that all you can do?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Not really.

* Dark spit fire until he was less then dust.

Dark: It was so easy. What a pity. :&
Offtopic: We need to start counting your death, Alumexander.

[SandStorm]

one girl, it a digital placard start counting down the seconds

SexyGirl: 3.... 2... 1...! the cute kitty won!

Dark: now, where is my reward?

SexyGirl: come here!

she grabs dark near her chest, and hug him

Dark: hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. . life's gooooood!

[Cosmic King]

*Dark and the sexy girl left the bloody house,they went to a disco*

[alumxander]

(The sexy girl turned to be one of my agents,she injected dark with a special drug)

Dark:What happens to me?

Girl:You will see,dear

Dark:Meeeoooowwwww (bleeds then falls tired,i make my scene)

Alumxander:That drug crystalizes your blood into tiny thorns

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Good. })

* Thorns start covering Dark's body

Dark: Here it goes.

* The thorns are fired in everydirection. They hited hited no one, the women were safe, but all men were surounded by them.

Dar: Damn , I've missed every men in the room.

[alumxander]

Alumxander:Behave,psycho-cat (i smash him with a huge hammer)

Dark:Meowwwwwww

Alumxander:What you need is to get neutered,come with me

(I bring dark to sakura office,she starts the painful operation)

[DarkDevil]

...On alumexander)
Alumxander: Damn, how did I get in this situation?
Dark: Miss Sakura already know my innerself. :D) Isn't it right, Miss Sakura?
Sakura: Not now dark, I'm operating. HE doesn't have even one organ attached to his body.
Dark: Interesting.

[cata]

***Cherry appears at the office***

Cherry: What are you up to?

***Explosion. Alumxander's open and "empty" body flies and its situation gets even worse.***

Sakura: Uncle! How many times do I have to tell you that you can't come to the school?

Cherry: Relax, Sakura. I'm just checking if everything is fine with Tomobiki students.

Sakura: What do you mean?

Cherry: Haven't you feel anything strange lately?

Sakura: Now that you mention it, I've felt something really weird but I thought it was because the students were having a field trip during this whole week.

Cherry: Then, they should be with the other students instead of being here with you.

Sakura (to Dark): Is your friend skipping classes?

Dark: I guess, so...

Sakura: Well, in that case...

***Sakura kicks Dark and Alumxander to Amazonia, the tropical forest in Brazil, where the other Tomobiki High School's students were having their field trip.***

Cherry: Should we go eat something?

Sakura: What a fine idea, uncle Cherry. This whole action, made me hungry.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: What a hell of a place for a field trip.
Dark (while throwing him and Alumxander from a plane): BUT I'M NOT A STUDEEEEEEEeeeeeennnnnn. ..

[cata]

It's called a "Survivor Trip"