Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Forgotten_Lum]

Ataru: he...he...he *thinking* just say it you idiot *normal* he said



Lum and Ataru: Aaaaaaahhhhh

Cherry: i showed him this

*cherry showing the pregnancy test*

*ataru takes out a wooden mallet and sends cherry into orbit*

Cherry(fading voice): tis fate

*Lum begins to giggle*

Ataru: what's so funny

*Lum whispers in ataru's, then ataru faints to the ground*

Ataru: why did your people come up with something like that

Lum: well, story is that a bunch of teenagers wanted a way for there friend to prove she wasn't pregnant to her parents, at least until she was ready to tell them

Ataru: then why did you...

Lum(tears in her eyes): because i'm not ready to tell anyone else *returning to a normal face* but eventually i will *happy face* now lets go to bed, and dont think i dont know what you were doing tonight

*and so Lum dragged ataru back to there room and the screams of pain could be heard for miles around from Lum's zapping ataru for his misdeeds*

*And so ends the first day and night of there trip, how will the rest of there trip turn out, no one knows, only that there lives are about to change*

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: You don't really read other people's posts, do you?

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: just yours

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Leave yer diferences aside,gentlemen,we r going nowhere with this attitude

On Topic:

Note : This fragment of the tale is dedicated to Cata who inspired me in this

*The other day*

Ataru:Owwie,my muscles still hurt,u over did it,lum

Lum:That was just a small sample of punishment,darling,remember that with great power comes great responsability

Ataru:Huh?

Lum:Just dont do that kind of vouyerist mission again,u dont know what i would have done if you...if you (slowly sobs)

Ataru:Easy,lum,sometimes i do crazy things,but i never ever would want 2 hurt yer feelings...honey

Lum:Darling...

*their eyes meet each other as if the world had stopped for lum and ataru,but suddenly 2 security guards interrupt this romantic scene*



Ataru:Hey,what da hell is goin on?

Guard 1:We have heard that one bald guy and company trying to use the hot springs as some kind of magical cauldron

Lum:It has 2 be cherry (to guards) leave him to us,officers,we dont want any shooting before the guests,do we?

Guard 2:Certainly not,u have 10 mins

*Lum and ataru go track cherry,indeed he is near the hot springs and he is performing something unusual*

Ataru:(whispering 2 lum) lets get closer 2 him,do not make noise

Lum:Ok,darling

*Swift as thunder they strike Cherry with wood hammers till he falls beaten*



Lum:Ok,old man,tell us what u were trying with these magical things in the water?

Cherry:You fools,you ruined the ritual,now she wont come 2 me

Ataru:Ok,i dont see 2 understand

Lum:She? what do ya mean,cherry?

Cherry:It is a tale the 2 of you wont like 2 hear,i better escape before the guards get me as it is fate that i am free (drops a smoke bomb 2 escape lum and ataru)

Lum:Weird way we r starting our second day here,darling

Ataru:Lets just forget this and go eat breakfast,seeing cherry made me stomach go empty

Lum:Ok (thinking) but somehow i think i saw sadness in cherry eyes,that is pretty unusual

[cata]

Off topic:
Thank you very much Cosmic. You made me blush. :@

[DarkDevil]

Ataru (thinking while moving away): Where is Sakura?
Lum: Darling, where are you going?
Ataru: Stay here watching him, I'll be back. (While inspecting each door) Where the hell are you , Sakura?

[Cosmic King]

Cherry:She isnt here,you doofus,i came here on my own

Ataru:Why you little....(tries 2 choke him)

Lum:Darling,let him be,i am sure this situation is under control,we are supposed to relax

Ataru:You are right,lum,after all we have endured i guess i got used to it,lets go eat something,my treat

Lum:Ok,darling

Cherry:Can i go too?

Lum/Ataru: NO

Cherry:Come on,guys,dont be like that,me tummy hurts from hunger

Lum:*sigh* and how u intend we take ya 2 eat when u r a wanted man in here?

Cherry:Well,i could go dressed as your cute little baby

Lum/Ataru: NO FRIGGIN' WAY !!!!

Cherry:Regardless of that,i brought a baby costume,i just want ya 2 play along

Lum:.....ok.....but please dont tease us there or i will bring ya to justice

Cherry:Ok,gimme a second 2 dress up

*After cherry dresses up as a baby and the Moroboshi couple brings him 2 eat something at the resort restaurant*

Ataru:Know this,deranged monk,everything you eat you will have 2 repay 2 us

Cherry:Yeah,yeah,whatever

Lum:Here comes the waiter

Waiter:(fake french) what is the family gonna order?

Cherry:(thinking) Ok,time 2 continue my charade (jumps and grabs from Lum chest)

Lum: :@ :@

Waiter:Aww,look,the baby wants his mommy,how cute

Cherry:(mumbling like a baby) mamma,gimme milk (tries to get breast-fed using lum but he gets shocked)

Ataru:Wow,a booby trap,hehehehehe

Lum:(tying cherry to his chair) My hsuband and i will have some Steaks and root beer,the baby wants some mashed potatoes and milk

Waiter:Good,i will bring them in a flash
Posted on: June 15, 2007, 05:52:16 AMOff Topic:

It is getting very annoying this aspect,i am gonna offer just one last post and i hope some of ya has what it takes 2 make a continuation

On Topic:

*Many days have passed after this crazy adventure at the Onsen resort,now Lum and the gang is back in school,but meanwhile at the Nurse office*

Cherry:Why did you call me here,niece?

Sakura:Well,even if you are a weirdo,you are part of my family so i wanted to tell you that after so many years,Tsubame and me finally set a date (whispers something in cherry ear)

Cherry:I am happy to hear that,i suppose u want me to escort ya to the altar that day

Sakura:Well...yeah,just dont go screaming about the wedding,although moroboshi is married i can bet he is gonna make a huge scandal as well as Mendo



Cherry:Sakura,you offend me,rest assured that my lips would be sealed to that monkey boy

Sakura:That isnt convincing enough

Cherry:Well,by the way,since u r getting married,i want 2 tell ya some quick tale of me youth,about the girl that could have been my soul mate

Note:Red Text = Flashback : Blue Text=Cherry narrating details

Cherry:It was 40 years ago when i joined the Supernatural Guardians Force and when i had hair,i used to deal with goblins and monsters here at Japan,sometimes work had its bad times but i prefer to remember the good ones,well in one mission we had near the Ryu Kyu Island we found a race of humanoids living underground in a special city,all that people didnt age at all,it didnt take long for me to befriend one of them,her name was Sekkai-Ko,she decided to come with me back to central Japan,good times but her only flaw was that she loved sharp weapons,not so good memory and had a poor sight without her lenses,specially the day she and me went on a dual-bike ride

Young Cherry:Nothing like fresh air to open the mind,right?

Sekkaiko:Yes,but somehow i think i forgot something

Cherry:Her glasses

Young Cherry:As long as we are together there is nothing else we need

Sekkaiko:Yeah,sakurambo,you are right (thinking) but still...



(still thinking) I must not let this bizarre darkness to devour me and sakurambo,i must open a way out of there (draws out a dagger0) here i come



Note:End of Flashback

Cherry:I couldnt sit down properly for 2 weeks,hell,i think that "penetration" still haunts me body,owwie

Sakura:What does that tale has to do wit my relationship,uncle?

Cherry:Well,after she "penetrated" me,and even when she had such a bad vision,she brought me to a hospital and took care of me,both in good and bad times,that is what i want for you and tsubame,to be there for each other in all moments

Sakura:Thanks,uncle,i really thank you for this unusual advice,by the way,why didnt u decided to be together with Sekkaiko and marry her?

Cherry:That is another tale,sakura,but anyways i tend to see her once a year in certain  place,still she and me are very good friends,well,i must leave now,i shall go to the temple to pray for yer happiness after i make some sneak previews under the girls skirts,hehehe

Sakura:*sigh* somethings never change,cant they,uncle?

*Soon the Tomobiki nurse will have her well-deserved bit of happiness*

[Kroptik]

* Unfortunently, it was lunch time, and Cherry's belly started rumbling when we was passing Onsen's classroom *

Cherry: They must be eating right now, so I'll just go ask for a bit... (he goes in) Feed me.

* Everyone in the class throws him random objects, but he dodges *most* of them *

Ataru: What do you want this time, Cherry?

Cherry: Feed me and I'll tell you a secret.

Kroptik: What is it?

Cherry: Feed me first.

Lum: OK Cherry, you can have a bit of ours.

* He eats all of it *

Cherry: Thank you for your kindness.

Ataru: Now what's the secret?

* He whispers it to Lum so only she can hear it *

Lum: EEHH! SAKURA'S GETTING MARRIED?!

Ataru: My Sakura?! (he gets zapped by Lum)

Lum: Guess I shouldn't have talked so loud...

Kroptik: Hhmm?? Where did Cherry go??

* No one can see him anywhere *

Forgotten: He was probably lieing about that so he could get a free meal. I don't think Tsubame got the guts to ask Sakura in marriage just yet.

Ataru: Your probably right...

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Sandstorm:Sometimes the needs of a man make him do strange stuff,which reminds that Kaede and me decided to form a Spanking Club,want to join the fun?

Ataru:I will pass,thank you

Sandstorm:Come on,guys,once you join you will get 40 % of credits in Math and Biology

Megane:Now that you mention it,i am very dumb at biology,what the heck,i will join your club,just dont spank me

Sandstorm:Dont worry about it,megane-kun,i highly follow these rules:

1.- Never spank people of the same sex
2.- Spank,not as punishment but as a release of stress
3.- The pen is stronger than the sword,but a spank stick is better

Megane:....Ok,by the way,where is Kaede-chan?

Sandstorm:She and Sally Spank went to recruit female members

Ataru:Somehow after hearing what cherry told to lum,i am beginning to think that some strange changes are going to happen

Off Topic:

Sorry for this strange fic post,but i had to use this idea as it sounded cool

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic:  dont be sorry, any and all posts are welcome

[SandStorm]

offtopic:
Kaede, you had a cool idea! :D

ontopic:
Sand: so, Ataru, you join? there will be lots of babes to spanky spanky. :p

Ataru: agreed! i join! just don't tell lum, ok?

Sand: ok, i wont tell a soul. (thinking) i wonder if Kaede recruit Lum and if she agreeds...

in another place, kaede is seen speaking with lum, and it seems lum will join the team...

[Shutaro]

Note : I have been asked if I could contribute to this thread. But I'll just make a 'sidestory' which can be dipped in and out of. Apologoies for all the typo's spelling mistakes and incoherent babelings that follow 
Finally, feel free to go back to the main story as this is an additional plotline

Meanwhile at a top secret location (In a volcano base indentical to Doctor Evils one from Austin Powers, Which was constucted around a house in Ataru's street without anyone noticing). The Mendo space centre is in final preporations to launch its first rocket (Noone seems to think it will get into space, infact everyone is just hoping to gets out of the volcano before exploding).

In mission control Mendo talks to his General in charge.


Mendo : Is the ship ready for take off?

General : Almost young master, we are still putting in all the fuel you requested.

Mendo : Make sure its done before that idiot arrives. If your still pumping fuel into his 'love nest',  he might become suspicious.

General : Yes young master. Where is it going, it could make it all the way out of our solar system with all this rocketfuel.

Mendo : Just make sure it doesnt 'hit' any planets.

General : Yes sir.

Mendo (Mutters under his breath) : Ataru forced himself onto poor Lum, and now shes pregnant.
Mendo (louder) :Moriboshi must pay for this!

General : The unlucky pilots name is Moriboshi?

Mendo : H, H, How did you know?

General : err, a lucky guess young master.

Mendo : Very well, continue with the launch preporations.

Mendo (Mutters under his breath) : As soon as Moriboshi recieves 'Ryoko's invatation' sealed with my own lipstick covered lips, he will rush over here and then go where no man has gone before.
Mha ha ha
(louder) Mha ha ha
(Screams) MHAHAHA

Edit - A more recent reference to a volcano lair added.

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

It is good to be back and to see somebody could continue the fic,excellent work,shutaro

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: i think this fic can merge with with the other one, just give me some time to actually write something

[DarkDevil]

Dark: So, that's your plan, Mendo.

* Dark  emerge from the darkness of the room.

Shutaru: What the... Oh, it's you.
Dark: Very impressive, but the result not be the same as you inspect.
Shutaru: So why is that? (Snaps his fingers and a soldier appears)
Dark: First thing, Lum is not pregnant, (Mendo makes the signal to the soldier to stop) it's only to trick Ataru.
Shutaru: That is a very good, what else?
Dark: Second, I told your plan to Miss Ryoko.
Shutaru: WHAT?