Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

We can use Non-UY characters,lets just not forget that UY is the main tale here,so lets get back on track and you 2 shake hands if u r gentlemen

On Topic:

*Lum and Ataru along with Dark go 2 his house 2 evade the crazy policeman*

Dark:Since he will be trying 2 track ya,i suggest u use these costumes 2 fool him till Caroline and me fix this,ok?

Lum:Ok,but dont ya have costumes that look less like Gothic Lolita

Dark:Sorry,is the style Caroline likes,so i dont have other kind,lady lum

Ataru:(thinking) at least u have clothes 4 yer genre,lum,i have to wear this Batman costume that Forgotten gave to Dark the day dark could have a human body *sigh* now they would think i am a pedophilic man

Lum:Darling,is time we go my UFO,there Mr. Furukawa wont follow us

Ataru:Ok,but i still hate this Batman suit

Caroline:Bataru-Man

Ataru:(low voice) God,please kill me

[Lum92]

hello guyz how r u?

[Cosmic King]

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Welcome back,Lum92

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Welcome back Miss Lum92

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

This topic is goin nowhere,so i am gonna make a quick conclusion out of it


On Topic:

This happened after the lum/ataru costume idea :

-They were spotted by Ryotaro and the Police Dept.

-Sandstorm,Kaede and The Galaxy Angels arrived at da scene

-Before a blood battle started,the Boss and the Angels managed to clear lum of the charges as they had already caught the one developing the pills and managing 2 recreate Kumiko

-The Uy warriors went 4 a free trial at Falling Star as summer was now

Ok,it was very quick but we dont wanna slow down the fic as we can start a better one which i wont start at all

The End

[Forgotten_Lum]

Deathmatch # i have no idea, im so far behind in this thread that i've almost given up

Anyway on with the show

"A little extra weight at the bathhouse"

*The rains had come again and again ataru has been laying around, eating and reading his manga*

Lum: darling, it hasnt stop raining for over a week now

*ataru just continues reading his manga*

Lum: Darling *Zaps ataru*

Ataru: and what do you want me to do about, you think i control the weather

Lum: I wasnt say that *pokes ataru's stomach* you've gotten a little chubby, how shameful

Ataru: and what am i supposed to do about it, anyway im not the only one

Lum: what is that supposed to mean

Ataru: oh nothing *thinking* it looks like you've put on a gut too and you've been eating more than me

Lum: Dar...Dar...Darling

Ataru: what...what

Lum(pulling out some weird machine): I heard it all with this mind reader

Ataru: oh no

*Ataru' screams are heard in space*

*The doorbell rings a couple of times, then the door opens, it is Mrs. Moroboshi*

Mrs. Moroboshi: excuse me, lum, ataru i know your here i can see the lightning from outside

*Mrs. Moroboshi enters the room, where lum and ataru are*

Mrs. Moroboshi: Lum calm down please

Lum: oh hi mother, sorry i didnt here you come in

Mrs. Moroboshi: so ataru, what did you do this time

Ataru(still in pain): oh just leave me here to die

Mrs. Moroboshi: it seems your both stressed out, here have these

*Mrs. moroboshi hands a pair of tickets to lum*

Lum: oh wow a hot spring resort

Ataru: why are you giving this to us, wouldnt you go

Mrs. Moroboshi: well your father and I are already going elsewhere and i won the those in a raffle, so best they not go to waste

Ataru and Lum: thank you

Ataru: oh we have to be there tommorrow

Lum: no worries and you better behave

Ataru: i'm sorry of what i thought

Mrs. Moroboshi: keeping him on a tight leash are we

Lum: Yep

*The next day they arrive at the resort*

Lum: its a good thing the rain let up today

Ataru: I guess, you know i've never heard of this resort before

??: ah you must be Mr. and Mrs. Moroboshi

Ataru: i guess

??: Welcome to "Is it hot in here" Hot spring resort, for 3 days and 3 nights this resort is all yours and i'm your host Alfred

Lum: well nice to meet you Alfred

Alfred: shall i show you to your room

Ataru: please my back is starting to hurt

Lum: oh please darling, i didnt pack that much

Alfred: this way please

*An hour later, Lum and Ataru are settled into there room*

Ataru: oh my back i'm going to the hot spring right now

Lum: me too, just let me get some fresh air in here

*Lum opens the door to the outside*

Lum: wow darling look

Ataru: what is it oh wow a personal hot spring for every room

[cata]

Off topic:
Finally there's some funny stuff in this topic.
Thanks Forgotten.

[DarkDevil]

Very true, Miss Cata, very true.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: thank you, i live again, i have just been so busy lately i havent kept up with the dm, but thank you for the appraisal

[Cosmic King]

Off Topic:

Since one of the best comedy/drama UY writers has returned,lets give him a hand,shall we?

Ataru:Pinch me,lum,to know i am not dreaming

Lum:If u insist (bites him + shock treatment)

Ataru:Owwie,i suppose the pain is worthy this small vacation,anyways i left some things in the lobby,lemme go 4 them

Lum:Ok

*While ataru goes 4 his missing stuff*

Ataru:Who would believe me and lum finally would be left alone in an Onsen Resort? man,many things may happen and....no.i better forget what i was thinking,it could be wrong somehow  :@

*suddenly ataru notices a couple near the lobby*



Ataru:Damn it,that woman is right,it is time me and lum have fun

*returns 2 lum*

Lum:Darling,i didnt noticed at all that finally we r alone

Ataru:(grabs lum from the shoulder) well,lets try 2 compensate that "poor us" wont be having any company,hehehehe

Lum:Darling...

*but alas,these lovers were interrupted*

Alfred:I heard some noises,do ya require something from me before i depart,mr. moroboshi?

Ataru:Nah,all is ok,alfred,go check if batman and robin r eating properly

Alfred:I beg yer pardon,sir

Lum:Darling,he isnt the butler of batman

Ataru:Dang it,well,u can leave now,Lum and me can deal with this

Alfred:Of course,sire (leaves)

Ataru:Lum,where were we?

[Forgotten_Lum]

Lum: in here darling

*Ataru turns around to find lum has already gotten into the hot spring*

Ataru: couldn't wait for for me

*Ataru enters the hot spring*

Lum: I think we both needed this, some time alone, away from any disasters that seem to follow us around

Ataru: we sure do

*The night goes on without any interuption, they finish there bath eat and have gone to bed, but something was bugging Ataru*

Ataru: Lum

Lum: yes darling?

Ataru: I'm a little concerned

Lum: about what darling?

Ataru: about you?

Lum: ???

Ataru: you have changed, physically mostly

Lum(unknown to Ataru, Lum has a serious face): what do you mean darling

Ataru: you've never been one to over eat and yet you have been eating incredible amounts these past few months and you have a bit of a belly *Ataru holds Lum around her stomach*

Lum: I guess i cant hide it from you, you aren't an insensitive jerk, you care for me and are always caring for me

*Lum turns to Ataru and kisses him passionately, afterwards she coes in his ear*

Lum: darling, i'm pregnant

[Cosmic King]

Ataru: WHAT?!!? YOU ARE WHAT?!?

Lum:I am pregnant with yer child,darling

Ataru:Since when you knew it that u waited till right now,lum?

Lum:Around some months,arent you happy u r gonna be a father?

Ataru:Well,i dunno what 2 think at all,lum,i need some fresh air

Lum:Darling...wait

Ataru:I just need 2 meditate on this,be right back,sweetie

Lum:Ok,just dont wander away

*Ataru is outside the Onsen Resort when a huge man in a horse approaches him*



Raoh:Are you the so-called Ataru Moroboshi?

Ataru:Yeah,what u want,dude? cant u see i am worried about da future?

Raoh:Yes,i noticed dat,regardless of that i was paid 2 bring ya with the one

Ataru:The One?

Raoh:Yes,come with me

*They arrive at an underground base 1/2 km away from the resort,where it seems a class is been held by *

Student:Sensei,i know u r da boss,but shouldnt you stop smoking while teaching us?

Teacher:This isnt a cigar,it is a lollipop

Student:Lollipops dont show smoke !!!

Teacher:That is cuz is been too lollied (removes lollipop from his mouth) see?

Ataru:What the hell is here? (a man dressed in red clothes gets near ataru)

??:It is good you decided 2 come,mister moroboshi,i see u r confused,well,dont be,we are a secret society called The Vouyerist Visionaries,our mission sounds obvious

Ataru:What u want from me?

??:Yer prestige as a master vouyerist has get ya da prize 2 lead us in our assault to the women area in the Onsen resort,be proud 2 know it

Ataru:(thinking) why did this had 2 happened when lum is pregnant? i bet she would beat the crap out of me if she knows,but anyways,why she has 2 know? hehehehe,this could be like my final vouyerism mission (normal) creepy dude,we have a deal

*Ataru returns 2 his room where lum is sleeping calmly*

[Forgotten_Lum]

Ataru(thinking): I guess i was longer then i thought *starts to giggle* i guess being a father shouldn't be a shock to me now

*Ataru walks up to Lum and kisses her on the cheek*

Lum(sleeptalking): oh darling your going to be a father

*ataru giggles*

Ataru: good night Lum now for my mission

*Ataru leaves the room, not hearing a faint giggle behind him*

[DarkDevil]

Ataru: STOP APEARING LIKE THAT!

* Ataru hits Cherry with a wooden hammer.

Ataru: How the hell did you get here?
Cherry: Here.

* Cerry shows two tickets

Ataru: so you've recived also tickets, hem. And the other one for whom was it?
Cherry: Sakura.
Ataru: SAKURA!
Cherry: Ye, She's in the hot springs.

* Ataru stumbles on Cherry whe he was going to start runing

Cherry: By the way is Lum trying to get pregnant?
Ataru (in pain): She's already pregnant.
Cherry: I don't think so.

* Cherry shows to Ataru a pregnancy test which was negative.

Cherry: It was in the trash.
Ataru: Why do you think this is Lum's?

* Charry  points to the label

Ataru: OK... And how do you know it's recent?

* Cherry  turns the label and there's the date of that day

Ataru:LUM, HOW COULD YOU TRICK ME LIKE THIS.
Cherry: there, there's still hope...
Ataru: _{You're right.} SAKURA WAIT FOR ME!!!

* Ataru  starts runing like a maniac

[Cosmic King]

*Ataru arrives at the Vouyerism Visionaries HQ nearby*

The Man in Red:Good time u decided 2 arrive,moroboshi,we have arranged exactly the coordenates of where a group of girls use the hot springs at this late night,we just need yer guidance

Ataru:Count on it,my friend

Vouyerist:General Ataru,we are 30 feet above the place the onsen area 4 girls only,we expect orders

Ataru:Send the most weak squad with grapping hooks and some ammo

Vouyerist:Aye-aye,sir

Man in red:Why such decision,ataru?

Ataru:In chess,the pawns always go in the front row,my friend,watch and learn

*They send several of the weak squad with some weapons,they launch a grappling hook buit it gets caught by a hand*

Soldiers:Who was able 2 do that?!?

*the man holding the hook appears,he is Kenshiro*

Soldier:What do u want?

Kenshiro:I was paid by the girls in here to watch over creeps like you and so i will do kick yer sorry asses



Soldiers:You are dead meat,punk,no one gets on our way

*Kenshiro uses the hook-arrow as some kind of battle staff and quickly dispatches the squad*



*meanwhile wit ataru and the rest of the squad,they have witnessed this*

Ataru:That is why the pawns always go 1st,it wont take long 4 us to get near da babes
Posted on: June 06, 2007, 06:18:33 PMSoldier:What u suggest we do against that man?

Ataru:Well,since he was aware of our presence i suggest we go underground

Soldier:Back 2 HQ?

Ataru:No,we go underneath the floor,i bet he wont be waiting 4 dat and it also gives us the chance 4 a sneak preview,hehehehehe

*Ataru and the Vouyerists bring a drill machine,all seems ok*

Ataru:Hmm,i can sense some hot water nearby,we r getting closer

Soldiers:Finally after all our failures,we will get 2 have da babes

Ataru:Just dont forget to let me some of them

Soldiers:Aye-aye,sir

*The drill finally crushes the last land stoping them from entering the onsen resort,the room where they enter is filled with many vapors*

Ataru:Damn,i cant see at all,but while i get just a little tast,i will be happy (gets over excited and jumps as a mad animal) BABES !!! (ataru gets hold of a chest) i am sorry,m'ladies,but once you go ataru,there is no turn back,heheheh

??:(manly voice) Dude,get off me

Ataru: WHAT??? YOU ARE A MAN?!!?  :r :r :r

*Suddenly the vapors in the room dissipate,revealing a lot of muscled men naked in that area*

Soldiers:  :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r :r

Kenshiro:Oh,i forgot 2 tell ya that this area becomes reserved for men from 12 pm

*After that failure,many of the VV fainted in horror,ataru managed to slip away to his room before Kenshiro killed him:ataru goes with lum,that apparently went 4 a midnight snack*

Ataru:Lum,we have to talk regarding what cherry told me

Lum:What did he told ya,darling?