Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Cosmic King]

*suddenly 4 demons appear*



Ataru:Who r ya?

??:We r da Dark Judges of Necropolis,our names r Fire,Death,Mortis and Fear

Lum:What do ya want'tcha?

Fear:We were sent by Lord Odin (sidenote:Odin was revived when Ares was trapped in da Source Wall) 2 test all couples in this area,and u seem like a good one

Death:Prepare yerselves (the 4 judges send a death energy wave 2 da lovers;they r unharmed)

Fire:That proves yer love is strong enough 2 live,our apologies,have a nice day

Ataru:Yes..yet no,i shall not stop her from marrying Kroptik (to lum) we had somethin special,lets just be friends (kiss her cheek)

Lum:... ,yes,friends,see ya in da wedding (whispering) darling,somehow i know u wont give up

*meanwhile Forgotten is watching em*

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: who knows what is going to happen now, oh well

Belldandy: see Forgotten, true love does bring people together

Forgotten: I guess your right

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik is watching the scene from afar *

Kroptik: ... I knew this was too good to be true...

* Kroptik teleports back to his house. Lum arrives a bit later *

Kroptik: Lum, I need to ask you something...

Lum: What is it, Darling?

Kroptik: I want to know how you feel about the wedding...

Lum: What do you mean? You know how I feel about it and about you.

Kroptik: I saw you with Ataru a while ago. I'm not mad, and I won't ever be, but I need to ask you something and I hope I get an honest answer, no matter what it is: who would you rather marry? Me or Ataru?

[FallinG_StaR]

Lum: To tell you the truth I really love Falling Star... But since Benten likes him and I didn't want to hurt her feelings I didn't say nothing to him...

Kroptik: So why did you stay with me???

Lum: I stayed with you just to be close to him...

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Dark,stop playing games wit my mind using yer filthy demons (da fake lum returns 2 be darkdevil minion)

Dark:Just wanted 2 mess up yer mind,mate (kroptik asks 2 da real lum)

Kroptik: I saw you with Ataru a while ago. I'm not mad, and I won't ever be, but I need to ask you something and I hope I get an honest answer, no matter what it is: who would you rather marry? Me or Ataru?

Lum:Well...i...i...(flies 2 her room and lock it with electromagnetism,begins crying

Kroptik:Lum,open up,we havent finished talking...

Saki:I can repel her magnetism if ya like,prince

Kroptik:Thanks,but i guess i better leave lum purge her sadness 4 a while,then i shall ask ya 2 open,Hanajima

*3 hour pass;Saki opens da locked door;Kroptik enters lum room*

[SandStorm]

when forgotten arrive home, and turn on the tv, someone knock the door

Forgotten: (opening the door) hello?

??: hi, meow, its me, as hi promised...

Forgotten: oh, hi cat girl!

Cat girl 2: Please, meow, call me cindy chupapau...

Forgotten: (thinking) chupapau... weird name... (talking) come in, its all yours.

cindy: Thanks, meow, we have business to do...

Posted on: January 27, 2007, 02:08:26 AMafter nearly 40 mins

forgotten: wow, that was great!

cindy: meow, i am glad you liked... and i enjoyed your home made sauce. (wink)

[Forgotten_Lum]

*Belldandy is standing in the door*

Belldandy: i feel like i'm back in heaven, hehe just joking

Forgotten: glad you enjoyed it, but are you really sure that its okay
Posted on: January 27, 2007, 09:18:39 AMBelldandy: yep

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile at a turning point*

Kroptik:Lum,it is time,i wont rush ya,my sweetie,take yer time

Lum:I dunno,kroptik,is this supposed 2 happen the day before a wedding? man,i feel confused a lot'tcha (covers herself wit pillow)

Saki:Hiding wont help yer problems 2 fade away,lady lum,sooner or later a choice must be made and that will guide our lives (takes away da pillow)

Lum:You r right,Hanajima Saki-chan,it is time i face my fate,Kroptik,prince of Tecas,we hav endured a lot of pain early since we meet each other and still here we are,if we survived endless damage,then we can deal with this,ataru already made his decision of no interruption and i made peace wit him,yes,i will marry you

Kroptik:Lum (hugs her) i promise ya 2 make ya da happiest oni ever

Lum:Darling (kiss him)

Saki:I shall leave ya alone,u may want 2 rest,tomorrow a new life shall begin 4 ya (leaves da room)

*meanwhile at somewhere else*

Mystery Woman:Hmm,tomorrow Kroptik and Lum will marry,it will be a wedding they wont forget

Strangelove:(thru communicator) Mein Fuhrer,all da members of the Council of Shadows r already at Japan,awaiting orders

Mystery Woman:Hold yer positions till tomorrow at 1 pm

*at Kroptik chateau*

Kroptik:Now that we hav solved dat little problem,lum,we gotta check somethings for da wedding

Lum:Well the invited people are:

-Falling Star and Benten
-Forgotten and Belldandy plus Cindy Chupapau
-Darkdevil and Oyuki
-Sandstorm and Kaede
-Cosmic King
-Mekata and the Tecasians
-The Celestials
-Jenny Suckasuck
-Ninja from Ask a ninja
-Maki,Yagami,Akari,Himura and Koibito
-Uatu the Watcher
-Kaede the Ninja
-Judge Fudge
-Flower Girl
-Saki
-Dane Cook
-Odin,Thor and da Asgardians
-John Shaft
-X the Robo-Butler
-My dad,mom,aunt and Jariten
-Ran,Sakura,Cherry,Tsubame,Ataru's parents,Kotatsu-neko
-Princess Elle and 1000 suitors
-Ataru,Mendo,Shinobu,Stormtroopers,Ryuu and all Tomobiki High

that and a bunch of more,it shall be a huge party,kroptik'tcha

[SandStorm]

the guests are arriving to the church, this is one universal event, all the tv's from entire universe are doing the reportage live.
the crown are calling for the groom and the bride

Mekate: Kroptik, here is the rings... it's almost 1 o'clock, lum must be arriving

Kroptik: man... what if she ran away?

Mekata: don't be a silly boy.

the nuptial march start to play, and lum appear amazing with one wonderful wedding dress, the most beautiful oni princess from all time will marry with the most famous tecasian bastard prince from the entire universe

[Cosmic King]

*Wedding proceeds normally till a male oni arrives*

Rei:Halt 2 this wedding,that girl in wedding gown is my fiancee and i am taking her back

Fudge:Mister Rei,u r not allowed 2 get close 2 miss lum

* a fiery being arrives*

Satan:Time 2 reap yer souls,married couple

*An armored warrior arrives with a monster army*

Ares:I,ares the war god,shall recover my wife,Lum,and finish ya,UY warriors

*Morpheus arrives*

Morpheus:Yo,yo,yo,morpheus is inda house,bastitches

*Kurama army arrives,Iori and Yasumi too as well as Lord of Terror,The Zerg and Galactus;all want 2 crash da party*

Cosmic:Holy S**t

Forgotten:Uh-oh

Sand:Quite a crazy wedding

Falling:What else will happen?

*the good doctor arrives*

Strangelove:Guten tag,mein kindr,hope u havent forgotten Dr. Strangelove,this time i brought all da Council of Shadow (shows a whole army of magicians,robots and more)i have came 2 witness da union and death of this lovely couple as well as you,warriors...Galatea,be a dear and help "spice up the party"

Galatea:Yessir

Kroptik:Damn,i knew this was too good 2 really have a normal wedding

*the rumble in kroptik wedding begins*

[Forgotten_Lum]

Forgotten: NOW UY FBI, stand together

*a bright light blinds everyone in the church and when it fades all the party crashers have been blasted away*

Priest: Shall we continue

Kroptik: Yes

Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined.

Therefore if any man can shew any just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

*ataru comes bursting the church and runs up the aile*

Ataru: Lum remember you said that I have one day to grab your horns, well that day isnt up and I'm not giving up

Lum: Darling...

Kroptik: I dont think so

*Kroptik raises his hand to blast ataru, but lum grabs his hand*

Kroptik: huh

Lum(starts crying): I'm sorry kroptik but i didnt tell everything that happened yesterday, I may have fallen in love with you but this past day i have alot to think about, I realized that you only picked me up on the fact that i was heart broken, I needed something to fill that void, but when ataru expressed his feelings yesterday, the void was filled more then what happened with you, sorry Kroptik

Kroptik: there is still a chance i can stall ataru until 2 pm

Falling: that's only 5 minutes away

Kroptik: exactly

Lum: fine

*Kroptik turns to see ataru about to reach lum, kroptik reaches and grabs ataru, stopping him just 1 foot out of reach*

Ataru: so close must reach for lum, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

*ataru begins to move*

Kroptik: How is this possible

Lum: you havent seen him girl hunt have you, but i've never seen him do that for me

Falling: 10...9...8...7...6...5.. .4...3...2

*Ataru breaks away from Kroptik and grabs lum's horn*



Ataru: Lum, will you be my wife?

Lum(tears of joy): yes darling

Lum: have an expression of my love

*Lum shocks ataru*

Ataru: YAAAHHH

Kroptik: then i guess there is nothing i can do is there

Lum: I'm sorry but i cant fight my real feelings

*Kroptik walks down and sit in an empty seat*

Kroptik: then let the ceremony continue

[Cosmic King]

*just then...*

?? Woman:I must applaud yer talents,UY warriors,u performed wonderful 2day,but it is time 4 da play 2 end,game is over

Forgotten:Who the hell you are?

??:Oh,you know me already,i was the one that was behind Strangelove,Ares,Jester and another attacks 2 ya;i was like a wolf amidst all of you,u had the chance 2 kill me but u didnt noticed,hehehe

Cosmic:Damn bastard,reveal yerself

Sand:If u dont reveal yerself,i shall force ya...

MANEROSTRUM!! (Suddenly he receives a super electroshock)

Forgotten:Oh,no,u r...

??:Yes,u r correct,forgotten,the leader of the Council of Shadow and one of all of you warriors most dread foe is me (reveals herself)SAKI HANAJIMA!!

Lum:But u pretended 2 be our friend,why saki-chan? why?

Saki:A mere acting role i had 2 use,little bride,i gotta admit i enjoyed all da time,i orchestrated all this wedding crash 2 summon several of yer most powerful foes so u would blind them long enough 4 i use this Ultimate Siphoner 2 absorb their power (drains satan,ares,galactus,morpheus,dylan,yasumi,all da council,etc) u r now like insects

*sends a giga-energy backlash that defeats all da UY warriors*

and now 2 da couple,let me remind ya...till death tears ya apart (sends a death thunder 2 lum;it is stopped by Uatu)

Uatu:It is unfair u attack an opponent that is weaker than ya

Saki:Bah,yer oath doesnt allow ya 2 fight me

Thor:Yet,foul villain,we can charge up miss Lum and Ataru (Odin,Fudge,Watcher,Thor,Celestials and G.Otaku transfer their energies 2 lum and ataru)

Saki:Then lets see what lightning prevails,mine or theirs

ENTROPY STORM!!

Lum/Ataru:(holding hands) HEAVENLY RETRIBUTION!!

*Attacks strike each other,but h.r. is enhanced by the other guests,it desintegrates Saki*

Saki:You think this is da end....it is just...the start (dies)

Sand:Wow,crazy party

Forgotten:Indeed

Cosmic:Now we have a wedding 2 witness

[Forgotten_Lum]

Belldandy: love defeats all, right forgotten-san or should i say Cody

Forgotten: you've never said my real name before

Belldandy: Just in the mood that's all

Forgotten: Really, maybe we should think about our wedding

Belldandy: Maybe, but for now (shouts) ON WITH THE CEREMONY

Ataru: but, but...

Lum: what is it darling

Ataru: let me put on some nice clothes first

Lum: okay'tcha

[DarkDevil]

Dark runs in Ataru's direction and transformes him self in to nice clothes.
Dark: Don't waste time you fool.

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Just one more thing guys. Before we start we need a new best-man, since you hardly know Mekata...

Ataru: That's obvious. It's going to be you.

Lum: I couldn't agree more'tcha.

Kroptik: In that case...

* Kroptik goes take a seat near the couple *

Kroptik (thinking): Maybe I can't have your love, but I swear I'll keep doing my duties of guardian. I won't let harm get to you Lum... (talking) Let's get this wedding started.