Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Death in the heart of battle isn't necessarily a heroic feat. It depends on the porpuses of the battle and the person in question.

[Cosmic King]

Trivius:Perhaps u speak da truth,tecasian prince

*Kroptik recieves da ice teas*

*meanwhile at earth,sand and kaede are crossing da street covered wit snow when..*

??:Care for a little fire,mein kindr? (shows a lighter)

Sand:Oh,no,it is you again...

Kaede:..But we heard u died...

Sand:...Doctor Strangelove



Strangelove:The one and only,it is good 2 be back

Sand:Not if i bury you again,monster

*makes his hand in a spiked hammer,is about 2 slam da doctor when a lightning bolt strike sand*

Strangelove:Oh,what a memory i have,i forgot 2 tell ya i cloned a lot of yer beloved lum as my little army,well,it was a pleasure 2 see ya...ciao (departs)

Kaede:I wonder how's dat possible

[SandStorm]

Sand: DNA mixing. If cloning is a big headache, imagine if he, beside the clone and having several 99,9% similar lum's, improved the DNA.

Kaede: We need to enter in contact with the guys!

Sand: Lets go on PTCS, and with the localizer we will try to contact forgotten

[Cosmic King]

*suddenly a bizarre energy being approaches da 2 warriors*

??:I HAVE RETURNED 4 U,IORI!!!!

Sand:Not u again,Yasumi

Kaede:Weird day indeed

[SandStorm]

Suddenly the earth start shaking, and one majesty figure appears

?: Time for payback!

Sand: ARES!

then, one volcano spilling magma and lava appears

?: The judgment day is today!

Kaede: ...and that horned thing is...

Sand: Devil, the king from hell...

[Cosmic King]

Sand:God,this is too much and...

*a giant ufo arrives*

Galactus:It is time i consume this pitiful planet

*begins draining the earth energy;kurama UFO arrives 2 kidnap da warriors;morpheus and his gangstas begin rioting*

Kaede:Uchu wa taihenda?

[SandStorm]

Sand: Oh no...
Belzebu, lord of deeper hell... He his Galactus, the responsible from my ran away from you...

Satan: Is that true?

Sand: (crossing fingers) yes...

Sand: Ares, if you want to protect satan, your lord, becareful with galactus, he want to kick out his ass.

Galactus, Satan and Ares start fighting each other

[Cosmic King]

*but they vanish,they were just holograms*

Sand:What the...?!?

Kaede:The same happened 2 yasumi and kurama,it seems somebody wanted 2 distract us from another goal

*Forgotten arrives riding a chariot of fire horses*

Forgotten:Guys,come wit me

*arrive at Templarium of Memory*

Sand:What happened,mate?

Forgotten:I will try 2 assault Yggdrassil and free belldandy,will u assist me?

[Kroptik]

* Kroptik and Lum both finish their Ice Teas *

Lum: I thought this thing had alcohol'tcha.

Kroptik: Don't worry. It's not exactly alcohol, though it causes the same effects to humans as alcohol.

Lum: Do you feel it yourself? I didn't.

Kroptik: Not much. It's too weak for tecasians, though humans can't drink two without getting drunk.

Barman: Would you like anything else?

Lum: Not me'tcha.

Kroptik: How much then?

Barman: Twenty space credits.

Kroptik: Here you go. (he pays the guy) Let's stay here a bit longer before we go back. Those guys can handle themselves.

Lum: I'm up for that'tcha.

[Cosmic King]

*meanwhile,the apparent assault 2 Yggdrassil gives Forgotten da chance 2 rescue belldandy...he must survive as one character of da game Call of Duty*

Forgotten:No sweat,tanks a lot 4 this chance,peorth

Peorth:But remember,you wont have any continues

Forgotten:Baby,they tell me CODY cuz i am the Call Of Duty Yielder,i will finish it unscathed

Peorth:Anyways we will send da other warriors 2 be yer backup so it is a fair game

Forgotten:Ok,lets go

*game starts as well as da carnage*

Cosmic:This is gonna be a hell of a day

COOPERATIVE FANFIC END
Posted on: January 08, 2007, 08:45:49 PMSTART OF ANOTHER FIC....NOW!!

*It is night at Kroptik earthly penthouse,both him and his horned valkyrie are sleeping at morpheus (the dream god) realm,there is no sound at all,suddenly at lum dream the enviroment changes 2 one that resembles her planet in flames while her friends lay motionless,she turns around when a claw attacks her then...she wakes up*

Kroptik:What happened,hon?

Lum:Nothing'tcha,just a nitemare

*next day at tomobiki high;lum falls asleep*

Onsen:Ok,class,we r gonna learn the English pronouns and...MISS LUM!!

Lum:(awaken) Sorry,sensei,it is just that i couldnt sleep'tcha

Onsen:Well,go see sakura after-class

*4 hours passes*

Lum:Sakura,i had a horrible nitemare regarding the deaths of all my friends'tcha

Sakura:Let me check yer aura wit my wand (analyzes) i see da image of several onis slaughtered in a flaming pyre,but it may be a trick from my uncle 2 nab u

Lum:Nab me'tcha?

Sakura:Long tale,lets say his horoscope advised him 2 marry green haired people

[Kroptik]

* After Lum returns from the infermery *

Kroptik: What's going on Lum? Why couldn't you sleep?

Lum: It's about that nightmare I told you about. But don't worry'tcha.

Kroptik: Of course I'm worried. Can you at least tell me the dream?

* Lum tells Kroptik the dream with every detail she can remember *

Kroptik: I can see why you couldn't sleep. Have you talked to your dad today?

Lum: Yes'tcha. But he says there's nothing wrong in my planet.

Kroptik: It was probably just a dream then. Don't worry about it. I gess it was because we were at Morpheus.

Lum: Maybe... (she tells him what Sakura said to her)

Kroptik: Guess I'll need to have a talk with Cherry too...


Offtopic:

I wanted to start the fanfic...
Oh well. I'll do it next time if you guys don't mind.

[DarkDevil]

Off topic:
I'm not that pervert. And I obey Lum's wishes, or desiers.

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: lol who cares, somehow i became a war maniac, that wants to wage a WW2 war against heaven, all because i let Cosmic watch me play Call of Duty 2:Big Red One, so dont care what you become in the DM

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: It's better to us return this topic from the roots to the leaves.

[Cosmic King]

*next sunday,lum is at the park with Dark eating some ice cream <sidenote:lum adopted Dark as her cat>*

Lum:Dark,they tell me u were once a demon warlord'tcha

Dark:(licking da ice cream) yes,u were well communicated,my friend

Lum:Some days ago i had a bizarre dream about my people bein killed,cant u explain me what was da meaning of such dream?

Dark:I could tell ya,but since a big part of my power was over-used in da first deathmatch,i am afraid that it may take a while (concentrates dark magic)
the meaning of yer dream will appear as a odd message,here we go:

FROM THE GREAT STARS,BLOOD SHALL  SURGE

Lum:But i dont understand that message'tcha

Dark:It may mean a war

Lum:But planet Uru is now a peaceful place,we dont hav any quarrel against somebody'tcha

Dark:Well,anyways,u can count on me 4 yer protection,lum

Lum:Ok'tcha,then lets go walk around da park

*they proceed with their fun day at da park;meanwhile at planet Uru,a search plane is exploring ancient ruins*

Oni Soldier:Colonel Rei,we should wait for Lord Invader's permission 2 access this area,they say pretty bad things about it

Rei:Silence,coward (shoots him wit a destroyer gun),soon shall da Oni Empire praise me as well as lum as its more fantastic hero once i reveal da secret of da Pyramid of Brood

Soldier 2:We r getting closer,colonel

Rei:Good,prepare a explorer ship 4 me and 10 soldiers

Soldier 2:Aye,colonel (send da ship;rei and co. enter da pyramid)

Rei:Those foolish scientists told me this placewas dangerous,i shall make'em eat their words

Soldier:Sir, i found something (suddenly thousand red eyes glow in da darkness,several claws grab da oni soldiers)

Rei:So it begins (drops weapons and enters da dark area)

*meanwhile on earth,it is night,kroptik is chatting wit Mekata*