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Author Topic: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!  (Read 3057 times)

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Offline sidzero

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Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« on: April 07, 2008, 12:52:29 AM »
Sad to say, not-so-living legend Charlton Heston, famous for more acting roles than I have thoughts in my head (and that's saying a lot) died last night. I think the former head of the NRA needs a fitting salute... by firing lots and lots of guns.

He's certainly to be missed.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 01:25:29 AM »
Aye, that he will, laddie.   :'(

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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 03:39:38 AM »
Who?

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...by firing lots and lots of guns.

He's certainly to be missed.

If he's dead... how can they miss him... do they have such terrible aim???

Hahaha... :-X

Sorry for that...  :-\
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 04:37:59 AM »
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 05:06:03 AM »
They send the guys to go kill him, they exit the door, turn around and come back and say "Mission accomplished, sir!"

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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 03:20:58 PM »
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.
It's not always to kill. Sometimes is to scare.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 05:41:16 PM »
Scare... by the threat of death. That still doesn't change the fact that guns are made to kill.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 12:31:19 AM »
Guns are made to kill people. Hard to kill a dead man. I guess.

Still no one said they used guns to "kill" dead people... but I'm sure we can still shoot them in the coffin...

Btw, is it a crime to shoot a dead body??? XD
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2008, 02:37:53 AM »
A moral crime at least... You'll be shuned by society if anyone finds out you're killing corpses.

Unless it comes back to life and tries to eat your brain, but that's a different story. ;D
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2008, 03:51:24 AM »
"...is it a crime to shoot a dead body???"

Ummm .... "discharging a firearm within city limits" (if one is within city limits)

.... or maybe "mutilating a corpse" (I know I've heard something like that) ...?

It's a strange world.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2008, 04:04:40 AM »
Mutilation of a corpse is only law-breaking if the corpse is a part of a federal investigation.

Meaning you probably saw it on CSI. :P
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2008, 07:15:28 AM »
That reminds me of something... I remember when, a few years ago, they finally made necrophilia illegal in California.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2008, 04:08:14 PM »
That reminds me of something... I remember when, a few years ago, they finally made necrophilia illegal in California.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2008, 07:07:30 PM »
Yes, in 2004. It was one of the first laws passed by The Governator.
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Re: Farewell, you damned dirty apes!
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2008, 08:38:25 PM »
yeah but laws are guidelines on what to follow...hehe