Topic: DEATHMATCH II

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Shut up idiot stop telling people our secret techniques...

Ask a Ninja: Sorry Master...

Falling: It's funny... that wine is mine... I gave it to Megane... and teached him how to kill someone with poison... That bastard...

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:Nah,he is a good guy,maybe he took caducated wine

Falling:Well,if u insist (suddebly falling gets an electroshock)

Lum:It wasnt me'tcha

Saki:Sorry,i hav da ability 2 send electroshocks 2 people that have inmense fear or they r lying and i also can read minds,but since i think u r just afraid for da wedding problems and u r da respected falling,i wont suspect of ya as one of the "adversaries"

Falling:Good,cuz i just wish this couple the best of the best (sounds falling cellphone) mochi mochi?

Cosmic:Yo,falling,some ninjas arrived at my citadel cuz they thought u lived in da moon,they wanna see ya

Falling:Well,i am on my way there (to kroptik) i gotta go,see ya soon,krop

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Btw, Kroptik... be careful about who you let inside your house... nothing is what it seems to be... I'll be back...

Falling (whispering to Saki): I will find out who you are and when I will unmask you...

Falling: Ja ne...

[Forgotten_Lum]

*ataru running after yet another girl*

Ataru: hey dont run away...SLAP!!!

*ataru takes a nice slap to the face*

Ataru: what am I doing, its just not the same, since, since aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

*ataru sees something out of the corner of his eye*

*Forgotten and Belldandy are walking together, Ataru clearly doesnt see Forgotten*

Ataru: hello babe*jumps at Belldandy*

*Forgotten creates a barrier from his hand, Ataru bounces off*

Forgotten: You clearly havent learned your lesson

Belldandy(angry look): i'm disgusted at you

Ataru: I know, its just, everytime I want to apologize to lum for all I did to her, i just end up screwing up, lum why, I know I was wrong but I always loved you

Belldandy(sad face): thats so sad

Forgotten: Why dont you say something, tell lum right to her face, tell her your fellings and change how you act, I mean no more girl hunting, no more getting dates, no oggling, no more

Ataru: It is so hard...WAM!!!

*Forgotten kicks ataru in the balls, ataru falls to the ground unconcious*

*Belldandy goes to ataru's side, and heals him, but he still lays unconcious*

Belldandy: why did you do that?

Forgotten: He need a wakeup call and now i'm sure he will do the right thing, maybe, shall we go belldandy

Belldandy: sure

*Forgotten and Belldandy leave, ataru wakes up after a couple of hours*

Ataru: what hit me, lum, LUM!!!

*Ataru runs off*

[Kroptik]

Offtopic:
Yoy guys really want the whole universe against me, don't you?

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: right

[SandStorm]

Offtopic: it will just be one explosive party, as i can see...

[Forgotten_Lum]

Offtopic: it would pretty much be the same for ataru, anyway, so why should it be any different

[Cosmic King]

*At Lum room*

Dark:Lady lum,are u sure u wanna go on wit yer wedding?

Lum:Well,i still feel kinda sad for betraying my ex-darling,but life goes on'tcha

Dark:Hmm,kinda odd,u sure u dont wanna think again about it?

Lum:Dark,please dont start this again,go and talk with saki,i need 2 take a shower'tcha

Dark:As u order,my lady (goes 2 da sofa in da tv room)

Saki:Hi,little kitty,why da long face?

Dark:A little of nostalgia,Hanajima,that is all (grabs da wine bottle and drinks,dark isnt poisoned cuz he is a demon)

Saki:So u wanna drown yer sadness in alcohol?

Dark:Nah,i have tasted the fruit of better wines,this barely is stronger than milk,soon my beloved princess will be married and i have 2 stand wit her (drinks again)

Saki:Hmm

Dark:But tell me,hanajima,what is exactly what endangers the lives of kropman and lum-sama?

Saki:A lot of things will endanger them,little kitty

Dark:Stop calling me kitty! (is about 2 slash saki face when...dark receives a lightning attack)

Saki:Any kind of negative feeling activates one of my mystical bolts,try 2 be careful,lucifer

Dark:Oww,lets see what is on tv

TV Announcer:And welcome to the best talk show ever made...JERRY SPRINGER!!!

Public:Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (jerry springer arrives with his crew)



Jerry:Welcome everybody,today case is about a young boy that wants 2 start again his relationship with his ex-girlfriend,i give 2 ya,Ataru Moroboshi

Ataru:Lum,if u r hearing me,please come back 2 me,i still love you!!! (dark changes the channel to the Horror Channel)

Dark:I prefer 2 watch movies such as Omen,Exorcist or Resident Evil

[DarkDevil]

Saki:Shouldn't you show that to Lum?
Dark: Nah, Lum didn't want to talk about it anyway.

[Forgotten_Lum]

*Lum exits the exits the bathroom*

Lum: who was that i heard

Dark(startled): no one...

*Dark accidentally hits the recall button the remote and changes it back to jerry springer*

Jerry: so why did she leave you?

Ataru: because, because, I kept cheating on her

*Lum is shocked*

Jerry: well that's a good reason for her to leave, but why do you want her back

Ataru: she is the only one I truly proposed to, she kept everyday interesting and screwed up, i only think of her now, look at only her

Audience: AAAAAAWWWWWWWW

*Lum shuts off the TV and head for the door*

Saki: where are you going mistress?

Lum: just out okay

*Lum leaves*

Saki: what's wrong with her?

Dark: maybe she never did forget ataru, oh well

*Dark turns the tv back on and flips through the channels*


Posted on: January 27, 2007, 12:47:44 AM









Posted on: January 27, 2007, 01:04:01 AMOfftopic: my masterpiece
Posted on: January 27, 2007, 01:04:59 AM*Lum returns back to the house*

Kroptik: where have you been? I've been so worried.

Lum: Just out thinking

Kroptik: what is the matter lum?

Lum: Do you love me?

Kroptik: More than anything in the universe

Lum: then why do I feel like this

*lum begins to tremble and cry*

Kroptik: tell me what's wrong *taking lum in his arms*

Lum: Am I dong the right thing?

Kroptik: Oh your just having prewedding jitters

Lum(whispers): Am I or is it something else

Lum(regular voice): I'm going out again, the wedding is tommorrow at 1 pm correct

Kroptik: Yes???

Lum: I'll be there so dont worry about me

*Lum leaves*

*Back with ataru, he is just walking sadly down the street, when...*

???: ata..darl...darling

Ataru(shocked): huh who's there

*lum land infront of ataru*

Ataru: Lum

Lum: I heard you on TV and...and I want to give you another chance, a startover, play a game of tag with me, you have one day to get my horns, if you do i will marry you, but I'm not holding back

Ataru: okay

*the school bell chimes 2 pm*

Ataru: here i come

*ataru starts chasing lum, lum easily avoids ataru for a couple of hour, when Kroptik appears*

Kroptik: what are you doing ataru?

Lum: please stay out of this kroptik

Kroptik(mad): why lum, why, I gave you everything and yet you go back to ataru

Lum: let me explain

Kroptik: no need to, dark already told me everything

*see dark on a nearby wall*

Dark: sorry lum, he made me

Ataru: LUM!!!

*ataru takes another run at lum, but Kroptik knocks him away*

*ataru hits a wall, knocking him unconcious*

Lum: darling

Kroptik: I'm your darling now

*Kroptik grabs lum and teleports away*

[Cosmic King]

Generalissimo Otaku:Yo,moroboshi,wake up (shouts at ataru ear)

Ataru:Hey,what do ya want?!?

G.Otaku:I came here as i sensed u r fighting 2 get back what u love,that really moved me,boy,i am gonna give ya a hand (transfers energy 2 ataru)i have infused the Power Otaku in ya,that will even up da battle,godspeed,moroboshi

*suddenly a voice echoes*

Ataru:?!?

*megane and mendo appear*

Megane:Although we still r against lum wedding,we shall help ya

Mendo:You can count on us,moroboshi

Ataru:Friends

G.Otaku:The time for a real "heavenly retribution" has arrived

*meanwhile wit Kroptik*

Kroptik:Lum,why y behaved like dat wit moroboshi? u forced me 2 strike im

Lum:(crying) I...i...

Kroptik:Maybe u just wanted 2 prove my love 2 ya,hehehe,u almost got me,lets go home

Lum:But i... (meanwhile at Citadel of Marvels in da moon)

Cosmic:Yo,Watcher,are you gonna presence da wedding of Lum?



Watcher:Of course i will,yet i sense it shall be more significant than when Galactus tried 2 devour the earth

Cosmic:Why would that be?

*meanwhile,Lum returned 2 Tomobiki High 2 talk with ataru <kroptik went 2 tecas 2 find a better suit> *

Ataru:Lum

Lum:D..darling...

Ataru:How has yer life been?

Lum:...fine,i guess

Ataru:Lum

Lum:Darling...

Ataru:Lum,see it in yer heart,it wont lie 2 ya



Lum:U have improved,darling (takes his hand)



Ataru:Yet,i am worried i am taking ya away yer chance 4 happiness,i dont wanna see ya weep 4 a loser like me,u already found yer prince charming and it aint me

Lum:...Darling...

*Onsen Mark appears*

Onsen:Yo,class time is over,u better return 2 yer home

Ataru:Yes,i better go (to lum) bye bye,lum,be a happy bride



Lum:Wait,darling...

[SandStorm]

Ataru: Lum-sama... You still beautiful as always...

Lum: lets go on a walk'cha i wanna see the sunset with you...

After a while, when they are watching the sunset

Lum: Darling... I can't lie to you'cha... I've missed you... But now...

Ataru: (interrupting her) Lum... many girls caught my eyes, but only you caught my heart... I know i was a fool in cheating you... You were always at my side, you never abandoned me, not even when I was a pink hippo... (grab her hand)

Lum: D... Darling... Do not worry more about your sins... I forgived'ya t'cha... I knew you always loved me... even if you was a hard headed dummy...

Ataru: you are so right... It is a shame only now i got the nuts to tell you all I fell for ya... But it's to late now... And i don't wanna mess your wedding...
But i wish i were your groom...

Lum: Darling, my beloved baka... (start to cry)

Ataru: please, don't cry... because... because... (start to cry too) I STILL LOVING YOU!

*** they hug and kiss, one long and passionated kiss ***

Lum: Darling... you know what to do...

[DarkDevil]

Dark: (silently) Of course he does.

[FallinG_StaR]

Falling: Love is such a beautiful and weird thing...