Topic: Nightmare Battle

[SandStorm]

Cata: We can only use one.

[FallinG_StaR]

Jataru: So why don't we combine both?

Cata: You're right knowing how tricky that guy is probably that's the only way...

Cata and Jataru approach the key and they start glowing... and fuse together...

Cata: Wow... that was something...

Jataru: Lets try it know...

[cata]

Suddenly they were surrounded by 9 locked doors.

Cata: Great... Now what?

D'Arby's voice: Well done. But now you have 9 doors and only 3 attemps to open the right one. By the way, all the doors are distructable, including the right door for you.

Cata: Any idea to solve this?

[Jataru]

Jataru: Let me try to open

"Jataru with his mental powers open the door wich stands Jataru and Cata face to face with an angry cow tiger



Cata/Jataru: REI!!

Rei: Buki!

Rapidly they close the door

Jataru: It's not the right door for us

D'Arby's voice: 2 chances now and 8 doors to go, what door you will choose?

[cata]

Cata: That scared me...! Hmm, let see... I have an idea! If we could look through the doors we could choose the right one quickly.

Jataru: And how are we going to do that?

Cata (showing a couple of glasses): Here.

Jataru: Glasses? How are these glasses help us?

Cata: These aren't ordinary glasses. With these glasses on, we can see things through the doors, furniture and many other stuff.

Jataru and Cata put the glasses on and begin searching through the doors. After searching all the doors, they noticed that all of them has monsters, traps and enemies.

D'Arby's voice: It's not so easy, huh? WAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha!

Jataru: They must be illusions...

Cata: I guess you are right, but if we use magic to destroy the illusions, we destroy the doors to, as the spell acrosses the doors. We need a better plan.

[Cosmic King]

Jataru:It is a shame we cannot be more small to check every door

Cata:Wait,you are a magician,why dont ya make super tiny so i enter thru the door knob,that wouldnt count as opening

Jataru:Well,i will give it a try

*Cata becomes more tiny,she enters thru tiny spaces in the other doors,she only gets to examine 5 doors,none of them da real one,D'Arby makes her again to her current size inda game*

D'Arby:Good strategy,maiden,but it is time you really use those 2 chances on the 3 remaining doors

Cata:Which one to choose? i shall try the 1st door of the 3 (opens it,nothing) dang it

D'Arby:Last chance

Cata:the middle door or the last one? damn,what to do?

(Cata is gonna open the last door,a feeling of emptiness pass thru her heart,will this one be just a decoy?,she then touches the the middle door,alot of energy is behind it,there is no doubt,it is the last door,cata opens it,she was correct*

D'Arby:It seems my energy trap couldnt trick ya,my dear,u get to use the double dice

Jataru:Yay,lets throw da dice

*First dice shows 5,da second one shows 6;11 steps for the 2 warriors as
they go quickly,they find themselves with a divided path*

Cata:One side says Happyland and the other says Horrorland

Jataru:Lets split so we investigate,ok,cata? i shall take happyland,hehehehe 

Cata:So that leaves me to Horrorland

*The warriors split;Jataru enters Happyland*

PATH 1:

Each day those unholy screams filled the iron curtains of despair,hundred of thousands crawling for freedom and alas,they wont never achieve it,they are just memories of the past,eternally damned to be prisoners at...Happyland



Jataru:This place looks like a cheerful amusement park,dunno exactly if there is something to achieve here,i shall try the roller coaster

Roller Coaster Manager:(resembling a skeleton) Wanna try the ride,mister?

Jataru:Ok,why not,but try to eat something,dude

*Jataru tries all da games,but it seems most people have a ridiculous grin on their faces as if they were mindless zombies trapped*

??:You arent happy,mister,dont ya know this is happyland? this is a place that should be filled with happiness and happiness alone

Jataru:Dude,i cannot be happy all day if you look like smiling zombies,i am getting out of here

??:That wont be possible,mister,you have violated the Happyland law 2 times,u werent happy and trying to escape

*The smiling zombies call the Happyland Police*



*Jataru is very exhausted after a whole day at da park so he couldnt resist;he wakes up in an iron house filled with a lot of desperate people*

Victim:Another unlucky lad into our ranks,welcome

Jataru:Where am i?

*from those people appears Janus*

Janus:This is the prison for the ones that werent happy enough at Happyland,jataru

Jataru:What are ya doing here,janus?

Janus:I was training in Hong Kong when i heard Cata voice betting my soul and voila,i am at Happyland,you know da rest

Victim:You better get used to this,friends,there is no way all of us can escape

Janus:Aye,i tried all my attacks but my powers were decreased in this boardgame

*The house door opens,one of the Happyland Police arrives*

Police:Our king desires to speak with the ones called Jataru and Janus

*They arrive at Happyland castle*

Police:Sire,here are the 2 foreigners

The King:(breathing as Darth Vader) Good,you can leave

Janus:Ok,what ya want from us,chico?

King:Allow me to show myself (comes out of shadows) my name is King Ricky Mouse

Jataru/Janus:HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHH HAHAHAHA

Ricky Mouse:Enough (hits them with a electric whip) you 2 were the most hard to capture at Happyland,i am willing to let one free if he wins in the upcoming Colliseum Games at Happyland,the loser shall be granted eternal happiness via our lobotomy devices,does this deal look good 2 ya?

[cata]

Jataru: Fine with me, if you let me escape because I am going to win the game. 

Janus: No way! It's me who is going to escape from here.  :*)

Jataru: Me!   }:|

Janus: Oh yeah? Why? 

Jataru: Because I am teaming up with Cata she needs me to win the other game. Besides, if we win, your soul will be safe. 

Janus: You may have a point there, but... I'm a better partner than you. I am more useful to her than you. You can stay here: happy.

King Ricky Mouse: There's no need to fight now. Besides, in Happyland people don't fight. People have fun and laugh.

Janus: If we aren't gonna fight, how are we going to compete?

Jataru: Maybe a race?

King Ricky Mouse: You guys are funny. To be the winner, you must be the one that had more fun in a whole day.

Janus: Sounds easy.

King Ricky Mouse: Oh... And one thing: if one of you stops having fun or laughing, you'll be desqualified. And a whole day in happy land are 78 Earth's Hours.

Janus: That's gotta be a joke! O_O

Jataru:That is a lot! When the competition begins?

King Ricky Mouse: Oh... it will be in a long time, like... NOW!

Janus: WHAT??? Huh... I meant (forcing his smile) eheheheheh.  :/

Jataru (forcing his laugh): yahoo... I'm having so much fun... ahahahahahahah -_-

King Ricky Mouse: You don't need to be laughing here if there isn't anything funny. Go outside and ride and play everything you want. And remember the rules, because I'm watching.

[Cosmic King]

Janus:Of all things i have to endure,i better exceed my happiness level

Jataru:No hard feelings,mate,wheter i win or ya,lets promise we will return for da other,deal?

Janus:...Ok

*But alas none of them could be happy as they were already nervous regarding the creepy happyland*

Ricky:I know what those sad faces mean,you wanna spend all yer life at my place of eternal smiles...bring the lobotomy device

Jataru:Wait wait wait,ricardo mouse,it is just that we are not in da mood,cant ya give us another challenge?

Ricky:Hmm,there may be a chance 4 ya,do ya know what a comedy skecth,my slaves?

Janus:Hell yeah

Ricky:Well.i want the 2 of ya to make a comedy sketch against my unbeaten champions,The Loonies



Drugs Bunny:What is up,motherf***ers?

Janus/Jataru:   8| 8|

Corky Pig:That is all for ya,folks (evil laughter)

Ricky:May da contest begin

*Corky starts delivering his sketch*

Corky's Act

Janus:This is gonna be hard 2 beat,but i shall try it

*Janus uses some of his power to turn into austin power and some of the happyland slaves into sexy girls*

Janus' Sketch

Ricky:Damn,both sketches are so damn good,we need a tie breaker,yer friend Jataru vs. Drugs Bunny

Jataru:Here we go..

[cata]

Off topic: I am here to tell you that I will not be able to keep up with the Forum for a month. I will be on vacation during that time. I have a computer portable but not internet wireless. Sorry for the bad english but is the best that I could do.

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Here comes another part of the boardgame battle

*Jataru feels hunger and asks to have a Beans Burrito*

Jataru:That was delicious,now time 4 my sketch

*Then jataru accidentally farts*

Janus:(barely breathing)Dang,i forgot 2 tell ya that in happyland all the beans are treated with nuclear materials

*They look the surrounding,apparently the atomic fart vaporized Happyland to nothingness*

Janus:It seems we are free already,lets ditch this place and go find Cata

Jataru:Aye aye,dude

*They run quickly to Horrorland,they see that D'Arby Creature is approaching them but still so far to nab them;the 2 amigos enter horrorland,which is apparently been consumed by flames;they find cata sitting in several monsters' corpses and eating some beef*

Cata:Hi,friends,what took ya so long? *burp*

Jataru:You dont cease to amaze me,cata-chan

*In that precise moment,D'Arby creature is just 2 steps away from them*

D'Arby:I made my dice throw,it is time you 3 do it or my creature will swallow ya

*Janus kicks da dice,it shows 5,the trio run like hell and they fell in a pit that leads them to be inside a Subway Train*

Cata:Now what?

*But meanwhile far far away Darkdevil is escaping from sakura*

Dark:Sakura-san,desist with this situation,it is true that i would die for ya,but this is very ridiculous

Sakura:Sorry,but i must vanish you,demon (waves her magic wand over darkdevil)

Dark:Kyaaaaa!!!

*Dark tries to counter her magic but only causes a feedback of energy and he explodes;not been truly alive his energy wanders the universe*

Dark:If only i didnt have this demonic heritage,i would lead a way more normal life,but i really love 2 torment souls,what 2 do?

*then darkdevil brother arrived*

Nameless One:What happens,brother? i thought u loved to be a demon warlord

Dark:Silence,i dont need yer help,i will just wander till i find the body i ordered thru mail

Nameless One:That is so? know this,brother,you have only 2 days to claim that body or i will take yer spirit form and trap it in my Paradise,far away from Caroline

Dark:I better hurry

*Back to the boardgame,Cata and company are sitting in a subway train*

Cata:Owwie,where is here?

Stranger:(to cata)Wow,what is going on in heaven that i am seeing angels falling down?

Janus:Who are ya?

Stranger:My name is Quack Kent,sergeant of Otsuu Terakado army,and ya are?

Janus:I am the romantic shadow of mystery,the guardian of...(keeps talking)

Cata:His name is janus and the wizard is Jataru,my name is Cata

Quack:Indeed you are a cute girl as my pop idol Otsuu,hehehehe

*Suddenly Quack is lifted by the nose by some dude*



??:What did ya say,Quack?!? 

Quack:Sorry,captain,i didnt mean to offend Otsuu popularity

Jataru:(jumps and kicks the Captain)Take it easy,pal,you dont need to be so aggressive with yer friends

Captain:All of the followers of Otsuu Terakado must complete a vow to never flirt with other gal till we are 22 years old,i see you 3 are foreigners

Janus:Right,we are on a boardgame extravaganza

Captain:I see,i know a shortcut to finish the game but i am not inda mood to tell ya

Cata:C'mon,tell us

Captain:Since Quack said you were as cute as our pop idol,i wanna prove that,how about a karaoke duel after the concert me and my gang are goin?

Cata:Ok

*3 hours later,the karaoke bar is opened*

Captain:Ladies first,show me what you can do

Cata:You better keep yer word and tell us about da shortcut if i win,4 eyes

*Cata begins to sing*

Song Title:Tonogata Gomen Asobase

Teguchi wa mieteiru kedo
soko ga totemo kawaii wa.
Gobu ni haru ki de iru nara
uketeageru jootoo yo.

Takaku ashi o kumikae
wink moo hitooshi ne.
Mabushii deshoo.

Makiagatta binetsu.
Hitomi ga urunderu.

Soo yo... You are watching me,
I am watching you.
Miryokutekisugita kashira.
Tonogata Gomen Asobase.
Anata konya nemurenai woo.

Onna o rikai suru no wa
hotondo muda na doryoku yo.
Keiken nanka ja nai wa.
Maru de chigau iseijin.

Anata wakatteinai
soko mo daisuki dakedo
homeru to hora.

Watashi o miru metsuki
ikanimo sukisoo yo.

Itsumo... You are watching me,
I am watching you.
Munasawagi ikaga kashira.
(You, I Love You)
Tonogata Gomen Asobase.
Kanjisugite okinodoku woo.
(Baby, I'm So Sorry)

Soo yo... You are watching me,
I am watching you.
Miryokutekisugita kashira.
(You, I Love, Oh!)
Tonogata Gomen Asobase.
Anata konya nemurenai woo.
(Boy! I'm So Sorry) (Woo, Baby)
(Woo, You are Mine Baby)

*So,what was the captain's reaction to this?,lets see*



Captain:Oh,heavenly bliss,oh queen of the nymphs and angels,that was the most beautiful singer since Otsuu (kneels down) my master,your wishes r my command

Janus:Start telling us where the shortcut is

Captain:Ok (they arrive in a skyscraper building) here is a cannon,enter there and i will program it so it shoots ya till 4 spaces before winning,good luck

*The trio finally arrives,but alas,also D'Arby creature,a final game is gonna start*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: And By the way, I've chosen not to follow your false path on rule breaking and everything else. I were the one who treats me as the one everyones hate and fear, just because I respected the first rules, and you didn't.
Nameless one: Ye, I know, just beat it kid.
Dark starts running
Dark: a body... A body... A body... ??? Wait a seccond I can creat my own body! MY FIRST BODY ONE THIS MISERABLE PLANET.

Dark: Now I'm ready.

[FallinG_StaR]

But for some reason that body started to reject Dark's soul... and he's spit out of the Dragon body and accidentally ends up at an other body...

Dark: What the hell!?!



Nameless One: So that's the body you choose for this milenium??? So be it I'll grant you 1000 more years of immortal life... in your new body... Enjoy... Muahahahahahaha...

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Wait a second... Let me try again, you idiot.
Nameless one: No way, I gave you one only chance.
Dark: So I'll break the rules, as you broken the first ones. One laST TIME

* Dark turns back into the dragon form.

Dark: I'M...NOT YET... READY... ONE LAST THIIIIIIIiiiing.
Dark: Where's a mirror, a mirror?

* Dark finds a puddle of water

Offtopic: Still looking for a pic
Dark: It worked! I'm a human!

[Cosmic King]

*Meanwhile at da boardgame,it has become a super smackdown,the 3 warriors vs. what appears to be the other 176 challenges they have skipped*

D'Arby:I wonder what will nab ya,all you skipped or my monster?

Jataru:So much to do,so little time

Cata:There must be still hope,for one minute i saw some dude wearing a golden crown above us,maybe he is da last challenge as if this was chess

Janus:(fighting the challenges) Well,i shall shield the 2 of ya so u get 2 him,hurry up

*Janus uses his recovered power to grow gigantic and defend cata and jataru who arrive with da king,D'Arby creature is after them*

King:Well done,boys,however this where you die

EXCALIBUR!!!

*Turns them into stone*

Now i shall decapitate ya

*He is about to do that when he accidentally trips on cata statue feet,accidentally impaling the soul creature who in return blasts him 2 ashes,both apparently die*

Cata:(back 2 normal) Ok,that was so stupid

Jataru:Yeah (jumps in the Goal space...GAME OVER)

*Da 3 warriors come back to their original size*

D'Arby:Ahh,the irony of yer strange victory,heheheh,anyways i shall keep my promise

*Releases sand and kaede,gives back the other 50 % of cata's memory)

You teenager truly gave me an exciting game,we shall play another day,adios (leaves)

Sand:Well,lets head back to our timeline,i am so hunger

Cata/Kaede/Janus:So we are

*The 5 warriors return to 2007,meanwhile with dark,he is sitting inda ruins of Blackheart hell*

Dark:(chanting a strange spell) Hamra maditadora Hoggoth kaiitadora Diabolos sekazam

*mystical thunder strikes darkdevil,he arises*



Dark:Well,at least i am not a chibi girl nor a strange pet 

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I wanted to post the pic from this site (http://www.animegalleries.net/img/16672) but each time I do, it turns back to that horrible kid.