Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

Cata: Oh geez! Dark! Hold on!
*Cata dives and grabs Dark.*

Cata: Dark wake up. You're safe now.

Dark: Thank you, Miss Cata. I mean, Mr. Cata.

Cata: Why you...!

*But before that Cata could punish him, Caroline appears and she is quite mad.*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: De-de-dear, honey, M-m-master...
Caroline (pointing a finger at Dark): You think you can hide from me at the desert?! You are so predictable. (fire starts coming out from her finger)
Dark: Help! (hides himself under the sands)
Caroline: And you. (points to Cata) You were helping him.
Cata: ME!
Caroline: You'll die! (fires again, and Cata also hides under the sands and finds Dark)
Cata (wispering): How the hell you put up with her? She's crazy.
Dark (calm): She hasn't been around for a few years, it's reasonable.
Cata (wispering): RESONABLE? SHE'S TRYING TO KILL US!

[cata]

Cata: Why would she want to kill you, Dark? Have you been cheating on her?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: She thinks so.

[cata]

Cata: Geez... What are you going to do about it?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Just sit back and relax until she leaves.

[cata]

Cata: Do something! Calm her down. Offer her chocolates and tell her that you love her more than anything in the whole universe. You can give her flowers, too.

Dark: What for?

Cata: To make her leave.

Dark: That way, she won't LEAVE me!

Cata: This way, she won't leave US either.

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Ok, ok, I'll get us out.

* Dark Starts diging downwards

Cata: Where are you going?
Dark: To an ancient passageway, that I've stopped using it to escape, I don't remember why.

* Cata and Dark fall into an egyptian tunnel.

[cata]

Cata: Egypt! Here's Ra and Orisis, egyptian Gods.

Dark: Good for you.

Cata: Hey Dark, where is the exit?

Dark: I can't remember.

Cata: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!?!?! Then how are we going to get out of here?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Start walking, Miss Cata.

[Cosmic King]

*Apparently inside the building Cata returned been a girl,suddenly a minotaur steps on their way*

Minotaur:Halt,mortals,the likes of you arent allowed to roam the Hall of Osiris

Dark:Lemme handle this,cata (breathes fire on the minotaur,but da fiend still lives)

Minotaur:You will pay for that (tackles dark then crushes him with a giant hammer)

Cata:Hey,i was the one supposed to beat that pussycat

Minotaur:What are ya gonna do about it,wench? Slap me to death? hehehehe

Cata:(drawing out her swords) Ok,you just made me angry,you cheap clone of Rei,i am gonna turn ya in a cow

*Cata manages to outspeed the monster and slashes him in the chest,however it doesnt hurt him at all*

Minotaur:Merely a scratch (grabs cata arm,begins to strike cata with multiple strikes,throws her in the air,channels his energy and blasts her) that was just a warning,wench,leave here with yer pussycat or prepare to go to Lady Death realm

Cata:(recovering) Oww,it seems yer body can endure normal weapons,lets see if ya can do da same against magical swords
(cata draws out her 2 other swords : Souledge and Nirvana) Shall we dance now,cow-boy?

Minotaur:So be it (draws out a flame sword and an ice sword : Agni and Rudra) it shall be yer last waltz,milady

*Cata and Minotaur begin to battle,both are in equal levels,no one grasping victory sweet prize yet as they are both been damaged in near fatal ways,cata is able to cut the Minotaur horns while he was able to stab her right leg and left arm,both warriors scream of pain*

Cata:Yeooww,he nailed me allright,i dont think i am gonna last longer but if this be my last chance,then i wont waste now that i see his achiles heel isin his horns (grabs her swords and begins to charge against the minotaur)

Minotaur:I hope ya made peace with yer maker cuz ya r gonna meet him,valkyrie (charges against cata)

*Both fighters are about to snuff away their lives with one last desperate attack,then cata throws Nirvana in mid-charge and uses her left arm to do a "kamehameha behind her to increase her speed,finally both warriors strike,cata was able to impale the monster as he only could slash cata stomach*

Cata:(spiting a lot of blood)Owwww

Minotaur:(removes Souledge from his chest and heals himself) You have proved yer worthiness,valkyrie,you and yer pussycat can pass towards Osiris Hall,but before that since yer battle skills really amazed me i am willing to give my spirit and weapons to ya since you will need them eventually (he converts into energy and enters cata body,healing all her injuries and allowing her to wield Agni and Rudra as well)

Cata:Neat,this doesnt happen all day (grabs her weapons and dark)

*Once they access Osiris Hall,they notice a rope,they climb it towards freedom*

[DarkDevil]

God: That was pathetic. If he wanted he could have finished him a long time ago.
Watashi: So what? Don't you want him to die?
God: He would have already died, if you wouldn't fall in love with him.
Watashi: What do you want, I have a crush for cute cats.

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Where did Watashi come from??? O_o

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Remember she works for the Heaven Elite,she can appear anywhere...i guess

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Just play along.