Topic: Nightmare Battle

[Kroptik]

Cata: Meh, what the hell. I'll try these on. Knowing Cherry, they probably have something special.

* Cata puts on the gloves and goes back into the ring, ready for the last round. As the round starts, Alumxander tries to uppercut Cata, but she blocks and punches Alumxander straight in the face *

Alumxander: Not bad, but you're going to wear that dress no matter what.

* Alumxander keeps trying to attack Cata in every way, but she always blocks and punches back. However, she doesn't break a sweat *

Alumxander: When did you get so good all of a sudden.

Cata: I was just holding back the other times. Now I'm going serious.

* Cata attacks and finishes off Alumxander. Kroptik does the 10 count and Cata wins the match. However, when Kroptik goes to raise her hand and declare her the winner, she punches Kroptik *

Kroptik: What was that for Cata?? You already won, you can stop punching.

Cata: I'm sorry, it wasn't my intention.

Jataru: What's wrong Cata??

* He goes towards Cata, but she punches him too *

Cata: I DIDN'T DO THAT!


Offtopic: Remember the magic gloves Ataru got once??

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: It was only one of them, the other one fondles the oponent.

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: No one said these ones were the same. I just made a lookalike reference

[Cosmic King]

*Suddenly cata grabs jataru as if she were gonna hug him but then strikes him inda face with fury*

Cata:Sorry,jataru,i cannot control them anymore

Jataru: oww that is oww okay owww

*Kroptik grabs her from behind to control her*

Kroptik:Guys,take the gloves out of her hands

UY Warriors:Ok

*However the war glove made itself hard to remove*

Janus:As long as she is concious,the gloves will still act on their own,we hafta KO her,remove da gloves then ask sakura to burn them gloves

Dark:Maybe a small smackdown will bring her down (magically turns his arm into rock but before he could strike,cata gave him a left hook 2 da stomach) yiarrrhhh

Vernamon:Enough is enough (takes out a shotgun and some darts,shoots cata with some anestesia) that is because she cheated

UY Warriors:WHAT?!? She didnt knew her gloves were magical,besides alumxander had hidden traps in his gloves,he is da cheater

Vernamon:Well,still she wasnt playing fair and ....

*Cata awokes suddenly still wearing the war glove*

Cosmic:Wow,she has a lot of stamina

Ataru:Perhaps,but sooner or later she has to fall,i have an idea (puts the Love glove on his right hand) Lum,you know what to do

Lum:What do ya mean,darling?

Ataru:You will see (goes running towards cata) Come to papa,cata-chan !!!  :D)

*Ataru grabs cata and begins to hold her into a powerful hug,he tries to endure the war glove strikes while doing what he knows best,resting his face on women chest*

Ataru:(muffled voice since he is well...resting on cata body) Lum,bring the Heaven Wrath!!!

Lum:Ok,darling,but there had to be a better way

*Lum heaven wrath stuns and shocks ataru and cata,it gives the uy warriors enough time to take away the gloves*

Jataru:Finally over

[DarkDevil]

Lum: Why is Cosmic wearing wrestling shorts?

[Cosmic King]

Cosmic:I am not wearing any wrestling pants

Lum:Ohh,sorry,i got confused

*the man in shorts revealed himself as Onsen*

Onsen:Damn,i wanted to see if i could fool ya,kids

Ataru:Ya almost got me there,sensei

Cosmic:Anyways,since cata was unaware of the gloves magic,i declare her the winner,now lets head towards the house

Dark:What about alumxander?

Kroptik:He can wear the dress since he lost,dont ya agree?

Dark:Maybe i should take da dress,it shall be a gift for caroline to calm her wrath

Cosmic:Ok,do as ya please

*All warriors return to the party*

[cata]

* One week after the party and the fighting, the arguing, the battling, etc. were again taking over the Forum. Well, at least Cata, the Valkyrie and DarkDevil, the evil thing inside a cat's body, were having a little issue between them.*

...

Dark: I know.

Cata: That's all you have to say?

Dark: What do you want me to say?

Cata: What you feel? Your opinion? I want you to open up your "wings" and show your trueself.

Dark: Wings? I don't have any wings. I'm a cat!

Cata: Way of expression.

Dark: I know.

Cata: Here we go again... It's impossible to have a serious conversation with you! If this isn't going to be solved by the easier way, it's going to be by the hardest way.

Dark: You wan't to fight me?

Cata: Yes! Let's settle our differences. I'm going to let my weapons and my tricks speak for themselves.

Dark: Ba...ka.

Cata: You'll be sorry for saying that to me.

*Both of the warriors left Tomobiki and travelled to Sahara Desert. Their time has finally arrived.*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Good place, like it. So, When shall we fight, Miss Cata?
Cata: Now!

[cata]

Cata: From the last times we fought against each other, I have noticed that you don't fight with me as you would fight against a male member of the Forum. How disrespectful, don't you think?

Dark: I didn't disrespect you. I'm a gentleman. I don't hurt women or girls.

Cata: Is that so? We can fix that.

Dark: Are you going to turn into a man?

Cata: No. I'm not going to change at all. But you are...

Dark: I want to see what are you going to do.

Cata: You'll see and feel...

*Cata throws a smokeball and the purple smoke of it surrounds Dark. Dark can see pretty well in the dark but not in the fog. Dark tries to escape from the fog but the purple smoke isn't an ordinary smoke. It makes people dizzy and tired. But that's not all. Dark has begun to change his appearence. He has now the shape of a human. Dark's hair is becoming more long each minute that passes. His voice is more keen and his chest has become bigger. His hips are growing to the sides and he is loosing his body hair. His muscles are disappearing. Dark is now a "she". Quickly Cata catches the smoke ball and sticks to it a sticker. With that sticker, the spell won't be able to remove.*

Cata: Now we can have an interesting and fair match.

[SandStorm]

but, sahara was the place for SandStorm's meditation

Sand: SILEEEEEENCE! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE IN MY MEDITATION AND TRAINING!

One huge sandstorm blows in the desert and changes the shape of the desert

Sand: that wasn't me, it was the 'natural' sandstorm desert storm, not me... O.o'

[DarkDevil]

Cata: Now lets start!

* Cata  jumps in the air, ready to punch Dark, but he starts blowing smoke from his mouth, covering him and Cata.

Dark: I knew this *cof* would be *cof* useful.

* The smoke starts to dissipate

Dark (in his male human form): Back to normal. Hey, Miss cata, are you ok? You look different? Is it your hair?

[cata]

Cata: My hair? What do you mean?

[DarkDevil]

Dark: To tell you the truth, I wouldn't say it was just your hair.
Cata: What do... YOU BASTARD! YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO A MAN!
Dark: Now, are you ready to fight?
Cata: Not in this conditions.

[cata]

Dark: What are you going to do, then? Quit?

Cata: No way! K'sama!

*Cata "explodes" and punches Dark in the chin. Dark flyes, transforms into a cat and lands on his paws.*

Dark: I'm a cat. I never fall badly.

Cata: That's right but a cat has its weeknesses.

* Cata grabs Dark and tries to throw him to a near oasis. Dark, to avoid the water, scratched Cata's eye and she threw away Dark, but before that he could reach the sand, Cata kicked him and he was flying all the way to the oasis and took a dive. Dark swims to reach the sand and the rocks but she couldn't climb the rocks.*

Dark: How am I supposed to get ou from here?

Cata: Don't ask me! Now, let's talk about business. Change me back to normal.

Dark: Give me a good reason to do it.

Cata: You need me to get out from here.

Dark: Why do you ask me to change you back to normal? Can't you spit the smoke?

Cata: Nope. There isn't any more smoke inside me. The smoke has vanished. Now change me back to normal.

[DarkDevil]

Dark: You want me to fight you as a man, isn't it? (starts to have difficulty to stay on the surface) As you are *brbrrbbr* so we can *brbrrbbr* NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Cata: But I want a real challenge in my feminine form... (Dark drowns) Dark? Where are you?