Topic: Nightmare Battle

[veehive]

Offtopic: As you requested, milady: a post. I'm truly sorry, I just don't know where to take the narrative from that point (and I'm so glad that you do -- that's why you are My Empress _/-\o_). I'll try to contribute as I can, I foreswear it.

[SandStorm]

veehive:ok kids, less talk more action, just keep on walking.

kroptik: does it take long? i'm starting feeling creepy.

Sand: Dude, since when you are a sissy?

kroptik: hey, are you looking for a fight or what?

Sand: Yes, because, well, just look behind you.

behing kroptik, one VOS is pointing him one weapon

Cata: all right there, it is show time!

[cata]

***Cata jumps and tries to slash the VOS' head while in mid-air. Unfortunately for our favourite Valkyrie, this Vandal was a stronger one and it was much more prepared and better equipped and got no harm.***

Cata: Damn!

Dark: Shall we run away?

Kroptik: No way!

Sand: We got more tricks up on our sleeves.

Falling: What sleeves? =S

Kroptik: It's a way of expression. It's not for taking it literally...

Dark: Indeed.

Sand: Less talking, more spanking!

Veehive: I don't think it will work...

Iridia: Cata hit the creature but he didn't even care about it. I have to agree with Veehive.

Falling: Miss Iridia, you're so clever. Your intelligence makes me feel the dumbest man in the World.

Kroptik: Oh you hadn't noticed yet?

Dark: Indeed.

Benten: You're asking for some, honey! =@

Veehive: Stop fighting eachother and fight that... thing!

Cata: But our physique attacks won't work...

Sand: Any idea?

Iridia: Water could slow it down.

Dark: I don't think we have water.

Sand: But we have lava... Hot temperatures could make iron, steel, etc melt.

Kroptik: I don't think that armour is made of meterial known to us.

Cata: Benten have you ever saw armour like that?

Benten: Nope. I guess this will be the first time facing this dude.

***Suddenly the Vandal got tired of chit & chat and attacked the gang***

Veehive: Down!

Falling: Miss Iridia, I'm sorry to land on you again. You're so soft and...

Iridia: You didn't land on me.

Falling: Really? Maybe it is Cata-chan? The cutest Valkyrie I've ever saw...

Cata: Negative but thanks. =)

Falling: Then...

Benten: Honey... it's me!

Falling: Oh...! Hey sweetheart.

Sand: We really have to hide and come up with a plan for gathering Lava without harming ourselves!

[SandStorm]

suddenly, cata feels one creepy touch in her felgs

Cata: HHHHg, what the hell??????

>>>POW<<<

Ataru: cata-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! i missed you so much, you look so nice now, wanna have a date with me tonight?

Cata: GET LOST, CREEP!

Veehive: Stop it! If he got here without being got, and with that burnt look, he might know where to gather lava!

Ataru: Well, i passed by a lava river just right there... (and points to where darkdevil is taking a bath)

Ataru: Cata-saaaaaaan, let's go on a date!

with his so famous grin. he starts running behind cata. Falling is murmuring something, cata is punishing ataru but he don't get loose.
The other guys are cooking some sausages and meat, in the lava, while watching that show.


Cherry: this meat tastes odd, but it is good!

Everyone: EEEEEEEEEK!

>>>KAPOOM!<<<

The volcano explodes in one intensive activity... Everything is being destroyed and the dusty clouds are surrounding all over the land. has the volcano keeps in eruption, several earthquakes take place, panicking every being living near the volcano

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: Glad to see someone picked this up again. xD

* Suddendly everyone appears a mile away from the volcano *

Kroptik: Good thing I've been practicing my teleportation. Everyone ok?

Everyone: Think so.

Cata: OK, Ataru, now let me go!

Benten: But he's bothering me. GET OFF ME YOU LECHER!

Falling: Get away from my wife, you moron.

Benten: Honey, you're really defending me?

Cata: I hate to break it up guys, but we have worse problems!

* While everyone was distracted with Benten, Falling and Ataru, no one noticed the VOS "thing" was right there with them *

[cata]

Ataru: I have an idea!

Cata: Wait! Let me guess! A double date featuring you, Moroboshi Ataru the most lecherous boy in the World and the two tomboys of the gang.

Ataru: That would be an awesome idea but for that to happen I must accomplish my idea first.

Everyone: What? =S

***Ataru grabs Cherry and throws him towards the VOS patrol squad and they become confused and begin discussing what to do with Cherry.***

Kroptik: What now?

Ataru: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Dark (calm): Good idea.

***Everyone starts running but Cherry that was busy eating sausages.***

VOS1: nuhfoj dhfbdsaf yiatrgvru aegrki (translation: I think this is rotten food)

VOS2: oashdiuq eiw ouweiwqhbdg ijuuosy oiwued (Nah I think this is garbage)

VOS3: oiwurbr owuyre oy oiyewe oye uyedwjh (It's obvious it's human poop)

***The VOS patrol squad begin arguing about what Cherry was made of but they're interrupted by a VOS General (VOSG).***

VOSG: oyoiewb ouwyevb ouyed ue uwgre? (Where are those brats?)

VOS1: pqhbd oieue uyrrgsahf (They were right here one second ago)

VOSG: qiqoue ksheiwq ayteio ueyg! oauekeuh uiaygo ugte ohe po eg? (I asked where are they now! Are you damned def?)

***The VOS General picks up the trash... Huh... I mean Cherry and Cherry points at a direction. The gang was watching what was going on on there from a little hole on a small cave.***

Falling: What's happening?

Veehive: The big brown guy is holding Cherry.

Sand: Cherry must look like a female VOS. XD

Kroptik: What are they doing now?

Falling: Maybe they're kissing? YUCK! X_x

Cata: AAAARGH! (throwing up)

Sand: Ehivbee, what's going on there?

Veehive: Veehive! My name is Veehive! Anyways, Cherry is pointing at us.

Benten: That bastard! He's giving us to them! Only after my death!

Ataru (serious face): Benten-chan, I won't let you die. (Pervy face) But if you want you can pass out in my arms.

***Ataru gets punched twice by Benten and Falling.***

Dark: I see something.

Cata: What?

Dark: I don't know.

***Everyone falls down but Dark.***

Veehive: We're in trouble! Everyone get ready to fight or think quickly on a way to escape from here! The VOS patrol squad is about to blow this cave, including us...

[dak]

A deep wound on its neck, the big VOS use its hand try to cover the
wound but nothing can stop blood from falling. Hopeless, it turn and
run torward dak, open its pincers and aim at his head.

Dak: sorry but i didn't intend to die with you.

and he vanish, reappear again on that big VOS back and give it last
attack.

Dak: sayoonara hope you understand Japanese.

Last cut, its head fall to the ground and roll to a dark corner of the
room . Its body fall, blood eject badly

Dak: look like a blood fountain, kill you may be tired but it worth.

He put his hand on unhead body of that big VOS and the place where he
touch light up, his hand sink deep into that light.

Dak: here

He pull his hand out and drag something along with it, something big,
slowly he pull it out, it that big VOS but something different, it look
weaker, no flesh, and can see through it.

Dak: do not worry, i will put your soul in good use.

He reach his another hand toward his head and pull his something down,
and he swallow the soul he holding.

Dak: good, much better. Time to go and find those heroes.

Walk out of the cave, Dak use the same power to search the area, after
make sure that none strange creature around. He vanish.

Offtopic: should have post it sooner but i run out of idea until now sr

[SandStorm]

kroptik: i am too young to die...

Falling: i haven't make out with the other  luckgods girls...

Benten: Falling, you creep, eat this!

(start firing her inaccurate bazooca, but it start demolishing the cave. some vos try to escape, but everyone gets grounded in the rocks)

Cata: sand... ouch... why you didn't stopped those rocks from falling on us?

Sand: Oh? O.o I was playing one racing game in my cellphone and didn't noticed the cave was ruining!

everyone falls upon sand

Cherry: 'tis fate.

[cata]

Cata: You play games at a times like this?!?! O_O

Sand: It keeps me from panicking. 

Cata: I'll show you the panicking! 

***Benten after Falling, Cata after Sand and the cave on demolishing state.***

Ataru (funny flirty face): Benten-chan!  (serious face) Leave that lecherous creep and let's live together for ever and ever.

Falling: Look who's talking! 

***Falling was running away from Benten and Ataru was on his way so he punches and sent Ataru flying towards Cata.***

Ataru (funny flirty face): Cata-chan! Kiss me!!!! 

Cata: NOOOOO WAY! 

***Cata sends Ataru back but this time Ataru finds a red switch on a rock that didn't fell.***

Ataru: Eh? What's this?  ???

Cherry: I have a bad feeling about this...

Dark: So do I... -.-

***Suddenly, a huge crushing sound is heard and it starts raining. But it's not raining water. The raining is made of... BOULDERS!***

Veehive: RUN! 

Falling: To where?!?!  ???

Sand: Anywhere!  :nosmile2:

Cata: There's no place to run or hide! 

Dark: Ataru has found a switch.

Falling: I guess it's our only chance.

Cherry: Push the button!

Ataru: No. Unless Benten kisses me. 

Benten: WHAT?!?! How can you be thinking about something like that in such a situation? 

Falling: You'll kiss her... BUT ONLY OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! 

Ataru: The decision is on Benten's hands. Better saying... it's on her lips. 

Dark: We're doomed.  }:|

Benten: Keep dreaming creep!

Ataru: Ok. It was nice meeting you guys and beautiful girls.

Veehive: Wait! Let's negotiate! :nosmile2:

Benten: There's nothing we can negotiate with this creep! 

Ataru: Negotiate you say? What is your offer? ???

Veehive: What's in your mind, besides kissing Benten?

Cata (thinking): I feel that something bad is going to happen to me... 

Ataru: I want... CATA! I want a kiss from Cata! 

Cata: I KNEW IT! ATARU STOP PLAYING AROUND! JUST TOUCH THE DAMNED SWITCH! 

Veehive: We accept your offer.

Everyone: WHAT?!?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? 

Veehive: Well... Benten is with Falling but as far as I'm concerned Cata is single.

Sand: True, since Alumxander ran away with a Zombine (Zombie girl xD ) 

Cata: ALUMXANDER WHAT?!?!  Oh huh... I mean: ME AND ALUMXANDER NEVER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH EACHOTHER! 

Sand: But Ataru is with Lum.  :bulp:

Dark: Not true. Lum is with Ataru but Ataru isn't with Lum. 

Veehive: Whatever. It's already a deal. 

Ataru: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I did it! 

***Ataru pushed the button a suddenly a windstorm formed and took our heroes to a strange room...***

Edit: Just edited my name

[DarkDevil]

* In  The room

Ataru: HEY! Cata! I'm ready for my kiss now.
Cata (whispering to Dark): Can't you make a clone of me or something?
Dark: If I would make a fake clone of you, Miss Cata, it's most probable that she would ask me the samething.
Cata: So?
Dark: Then I would make another that would also asks me to do the samething and the story repeats until one of you quit, Miss Cata.
Cata  : So, I'm doomed.
Dark: Not yet. (to sand) Hey Miss Cata are you ready to kiss Ataru? (puts a wig on Sands head).
Sand???: Wha.. What?
Ataru (Jumps over Sand): Cata! Here I am!
Sand: Hey! WAi...(Ataru kisses Sand)
Everyone: 
Cherry: The horror.

[Kroptik]

Ataru: Your lips taste weird, Cata-Chan.

* Meanwhile, Sand has fainted *

Falling: Anyone know where we are?

Offtopic: Couldn't resist adding that.

[cata]

Offtopic: AHAHAHAH I'm saved! I owe you a big one Sand. Anyways... I can't think of anything to continue the story. :\

[veehive]

Offtopic: I can't believe ... you guys ... made me PIMP CATA! 

WHAT must you think OF ME ?????  XD

[cata]

Offtopic: It was me because I had nothing else on my mind to post and I just needed something to post or the NB dies (again). xD Sorry Veehive!

[veehive]

Offtopic: S'Okay. I realized (after I left the Library) that it was YOU who posted that. XD

I would never EVER sell you out. After all, it was YOUR POTION that helped me lose 40 pounds this year! :*) :Y _/-\o_ 

XD XD XD