Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

Cata: That's more like it!

Lum: Where are they now?

Kaede: The coordinates are 8478, 2369

Kroptik (looking and searching on a map): But they were supposed to here, instead in the middle of the Deep Blue.

Lum: Deep Blue? What's that?

Cherry: Deep Blue is an Ocean. A very dangerous one. Many few came back from there alive.

Ataru: Yeah, yeah. Whatever old creepy monk. Let's go.

Lum: Darling, it sounded dangerous.

Ataru: That's because the explanation came from Cherry. Anyone would be scared just by looking at his face.

Cherry: You should have more respect for the older people.

Ataru: Who says you're a person?

Kaede: Stop that guys. We gotta get a ship: fast, big, good and prepared ship.

Cata: I have a ship. It's not big, though. In fact I travelled from Tomobiki to here by my ship.

Kroptik: So, that means you have a crew, too, right?

Cata: Ah... no. Well, you see... I got here all by myself.

Kaede: No problem. We have a crew now. Let's get going. Where's your ship?

Cata: At the Port of Kahola. 3 Km from here.

Kroptik: Alright. We don't have any much time to lose.

Ataru: What?! We're leaving already? I didn't even get 5 minutes to meet and get the phone number of any cute girl!

Lum: Darling! When will you learn I'm the only girl you need!

Cata: Less chatting and more moving.

*** And so, our brave young men and women---***

Cherry: DO NOT FORGET ABOUT SAKURAMBO!

***Sorry Cherry... As I was saying... Our brave young men and women and creepy ugly monk arrived at Port of Kahola***

[kyo]

back at the pirate cave kyo sings to keep from going insane)
kyo: in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight...
pirate 1 : if you sing that song one more time ...
kyo: you do what ? your boss would not like it if you hurt me ...
pirate 2 : oh let him sing it quite cute
kyo : did i just get hit on by a pirate ?  :?
someone better save kyo !

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I would perfer to save the woman from Kyo, than kyo from the pirates

[kyo]

Offtopic: I would perfer to save the woman from Kyo, than kyo from the pirates

how cruel

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: I know.

[kyo]

a strange group of people are on the island looking for kyo

jet: how in the hell can he get kidnapped by pirates ?

benten: calm down baby, kyo can handle himself

kyo father: he one dangerous kid he can handled those bakas
 
lum : he not a kid, he is my husband and he is trapped.

mendo: like a rat  

( everyone point a weapon to mendo)

everyone: shutup or we poison you... like a rat

lum : wait... darling is down in this cave

mendo : how do you know that !?

lum : there a tracer in his wedding ring

(koga and jet look shock  )

kyo father : and why did you put a tracer in his wedding ring ?

lum: after what you did to his mother... i dont' want history repeating itself.

(kyo and sand is sitting right next to each other)

kyo: are you mad at me ?

sands: ...

kyo: cheer up mr .gumpy gills

sands : ...

kyo : keep on swiming keep on swiming dark like those bone-legs women.

sand : (simles a little)

pirate 1 : i can take it anymore !
( running out the lower part of the cave with pirate 2 in tow)

(kyo and sand laugh out loud, kyo put his head down)

but raised it really fast to show devil like eyes)

kyo: showtime ! >

( kyo get up and free sands)

kyo: unbreakable chains my ass

sands: you was free the whole time ?

kyo: hell yeah' my friend jet taught me how to picks lock.

( off topic : anyone knows how to insert images ?
i had pictures of dark devil lum and
Kurumu,

[cata]

*** On the sea...***

Cata: Do you see anything now, Lum?

Lum: N-- Wait! I'm seeing something... It's big and dark. I can't see quite well because there's this huge grey cloud in front of me!

Kaede: What is it?

Lum: I don't know. It's moving towards us.

Kaede: Hey! My ring stopped... Sand must be inside that... thing.

Cherry: It's dangerous...

Cata: So? Danger never was a problem for us. Besides, we laugh in front of danger. Kaede, prepare the cannons. Ataru, go get our weapons. Lum keep us informed about that thing. Kroptik, you take the lead of the ship.

Cherry: What do I do?

Cata: How about getting out of my ship?

Cherry: How rude it is to talk like that to a good old man! What are you going to do, then?

Cata: I'm going to get ropes, sheets, the anchor and rum. We need to have everything ready for an escape or an attack.

Offtopic: You could use "photobucket".  Create an account and upload your images there. Then put the embed code in your reply.

[kyo]

lum ( uyx version) Kurumu, and ... dark devil !?

[kyo]

kyo and sand is exploring the cave where they meet kyo group)

 lum urusei yatsura x: darling ! my love' you are okay... but what that on your arm ?

(kyo check his arm to see a puncture mark where someone withdrew boold

kyo father :  it a needle mark .

kyo: who ask you ?

kyo father : your mother.

kyo : oh you are so done.

(kyo run toward his father and tackle him like a football pro plumming him with punch after punch)

jet: kyo, wait, hold up hey koga, a little help ?

koga : on it.

(koga and jet with the added help of oyuki and benten pull kyo from his assualt on his father.)

kyo father: you are lucky you are my son or i have send to jail for battery and assualt.

kyo: oh you have freed me "father", no one will care if I kill you!

lum uyx: darling calm down !  what is that sound ?

(the ship that carried cata and her crew crash into the cave)

cata: lum ?

orginal lum : yes cata?

cata : you cant' be lookout anymore.

sand: hotdamn ! it kroptik and cata !

kroptik : you okay sands ? oh it time to dance

(kroptik toss six daggers at kyo who dodge them with style, kroptik then pull out a pie and toss it at kyo hitting him)

kroptik : sweet sweet irony. pie in your face, you big degrace-

(kyo punch kroptik in the stomach)

Kurumu: STOP IT NOW !

kyo: you are kurumu.

kurumu : and you are my lover

lum uyx : DARLING ! explain yourself !

kyo : lady I am NOT yours. I belong to lum

darkdevil : wait a second that not fair you have two beautiful girls after you that sucks 

kurumu: I can *share* you both

(everyguy has gotten a foutain of blood shoot out their nose)

kyo father : son we never agreed on much but take this woman up on her offer .

kyo: NO.

everyguy: WHAT !?

kurumu : that to bad, y-ko kill them

kyo : y-ko? who- oh snap i should have know. a clone

someone get us some fight music !

[SandStorm]

Sand: Now, that's what i call weird... Kyo, grab my arm

Kyo: What?

Sand: Trust me.

kyo grab sand, and using SandStorm powers, several kyo and Sand clones appear

Sand: (whispering to original kyo) come with me and the mates, they'll have a hard time with the clones...

[Cosmic King]

*Before they could react,someone shoots Kyo and the rest from behind with an entropy beam*

Kyo:w..w..ho...did..that..?

*The culprit reveals himself as Kyo's father*

Kyo Father:I am afraid i cannot allow ya to escape Kurumu's embrace,my son

Kyo:why?

Kyo Father:Think well,kyo,you are but a hybrid denizen of 2 of worlds,neither human or oni,it is time for ya to marry that succubus woman to enhance our species,do ya really think i would allow ya to remain with Lum?

Kyo:Bastard

Kyo Father:I always wanted a grandson and since  Lum doesnt seem to cooperate,i decided to find ya a better mate,kyo

*Kurumu reappears and claims Kyo,leaving the others to their fate*

Lum X:(to kyo father) how could ya do this to yer son?

Kyo Father:Nothing personal,miss lum,but try to see the good side of this,he is about to enhance our species while you,an oni princess,would return to Uru

*As he is about to activate a teleporter for he and koga,jet and lum x to return Uru,he is struck from behind by lightning,it is none other than the original Lum*

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Now...If it's all, I think we should leave.
Cata: Why is that? We can't leave them like this!
Cherry: Yes, we must. It's a... (Dark hits Cherry)
Dark: I was the one to explain! We are obligated to leave those who don't belong to this part of the universe, or reality, as you sometimes call it, follow their own path. In other words, We cannot interact with ourselves. Am I not right Dark?

* Another Dark appears out of the darkness.

Dark (the other one): You are completely right Dark.
Everyone: ???

[kyo]

as the two dark devils (do we really need two ?)
converse the orginal lum explain her actions

kyo father : what are you doing ?

lum: stoping you t'cha.  from what i gather this kyo seem to be the ideal husband just trying to please both his races you are full oni while he is half oni. let him decide who to married

kyo father : you.. cant' do this

lum : i already did
underwater in a strange castle kyo look around his new room
kyo : why cant' nobody leave me alone

hidden voice : dont' worry ky' i got your back

(sand appear out kyo trench coat)

kyo : sand !?

sand: dude when we get out of here , you and i going have a long talk about your manju wrappers

[Cosmic King]

*Sand transforms into a giant rock monster,he creates a huge entrance for kyo to enter*

Sand:This way you wont drown,kyo,i shall seal myself and begin to swim to freedom

Kyo:Ok,but how da hell am i gonna breathe?

Sand:That,my friend,will be something we are gonna find out

Kyo:Ya really know how to make people feel calmed,dont you?

Sand:(sarcastically) Ha-Ha

*Kyo enters sand rocky body;sand seals himself and starts to swim away from the castle,he is surprised by a elite of shark-men*

Shark:What were ya doing inside Kurumu-sama's castle?

Sand:Err,i am the new butler,my name is Alfredo,i went there to deliver my curriculum vitae to Kurumu,hehehehehe

*1 minute of silence happens*

Shark:Hmm,ok,ya may go on wit yer business,alfredo (they leave sand alone,he proceeds to escape with kyo inside him)

*Meanwhile Kurumu enters inda room where kyo was supposed to be and finds it empty,she prepares herself to find her hybrid soon-to-be mate;On the island,the original Lum releases everybody from the entropy beam effects and once they are released,they beat  kyo's father to an inch of his life*

Lum X:We will make sure to imprison him for treason to the oni royalty and kidnapping,but what matters right now is to save darling

Original Ataru:Are ya refering to me,my sweetie? (gives a little pat to Lum X's butt)

Original Lum:Darling,dont be cheating me with an alternative version of me !!!! (shocks ataru)

Original Ataru:Oww,ok i get it,she meant kyo,owww
Posted on: January 23, 2008, 12:38:33 AM*After a long and titanic battle,whose result would alter the course of life in the galaxy,ended,Kyo decided to live with his Lum in a temple he and Koga bought via EBay,however some uninvited guest arrives*

Dark:I have heard that ya keep offending me,kyo,well,prepare to meet yer maker (coughs up a flaming sword) arrrrrghhh

Kyo:Are ya Ok,pussycat? That will teach ya not to put weird weapons inside yer body

Dark:Silence,mortal,you should worry for yerself (he moves as swift as lightning and slashes Kyo's t-shirt)

Kyo:Hey,that shirt costed me 20 dollars and was my favorite

Dark:Fear not,soon you wont have to worry about anything,all that remains for ya is eternal rest

Kyo:Why are ya attacking me again? Just because i said you dont look tough enough to be a devil?

Dark:Shaddup already (Darkdevil jumps and tries to enter Kyo's body via his mouth so Dark could destroy kyo's entrails...)

*But just then Lum-X appears wielding a big gun (as in Kyo's avatar),however Kyo and Dark are fighting so fiercely that she accidentally blasts them both towards the XV century,in one of the ships of Christopher Columbus*

Dark/Kyo:Owww,where are we?

Pirate:(note : some of Columbus' crew were pirates) Arrr,looks like we fouind a new species,mr. columbus

Columbus:Yeah,this looks better than trying to find a new way to the India,lets return to spain to present this horned man and the taling cat to the Kings

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: Why there must be always pirates, when we are surrounded by water? And damn the spanishs.
Dark: Damn, I hate this rewinds in time. I never know if this is really our part of the uiniverse or not.