Topic: Nightmare Battle

[SandStorm]

suddenly, someone not seen at many time before appear in the crowd

Sand: well, i will rather fight for lum's current love life, she's taken by ataru, or you didn't knew? ready for oldschool fight?

[Kunoichi Kaede]

Kaede:Let him be,sandstorm,he wont be have her with ataru watching Lum

Sand:I know but i wanna fight so bad

Kaede:Behave or i will spank you so hard you wont have a rear

[SandStorm]

Sand: I really missed it for long time :D

Kaede: Saaannnnd...

Kyo: No more? bring it ON!

Kaede: I warned you! SPANK!

Sand: only in private dear, now, it's show time!

sand goes to the arena

Sand: No magic, no dirt moves, no weapons, only bare hands!

Ataru: (whispering to lum) what the heavens  goes on here?


Offtopic: i am happy to see u r  back Kaede

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Sorry Sand, but you're going to have to come down from there. That's my spot.

Sand: Why do you say that??

Kroptik: In case you forgot, I'm still their best-man. My job is to make sure their wedding works.

Sand: OK, I understand.

* Kroptik and Sand swtich places *

Lum: Good luck, Kroptik-kun.

Ataru: Thanks, man. Ataru grim

Kroptik: Now bring it on, punk.

[kyo]

Sand: I really missed it for long time :D

Kaede: Saaannnnd...

Kyo: No more? bring it ON!

Kaede: I warned you! SPANK!

Sand: only in private dear, now, it's show time!

sand goes to the arena

Sand: No magic, no dirt moves, no weapons, only bare hands!

Ataru: (whispering to lum) what the heavens  goes on here?


Offtopic: i am happy to see u r  back Kaede

wait i get spank ?
Posted on: January 18, 2008, 03:47:13 PMkyo : okay... kroptik you do know that there a two out of three chance you gonna get your ass handed to you right ? :D
kroptik : do you know that you talk a lot of crap ?  }:|
kyo : touche    
( kyo ran at lighting speed toward sand who than ducks)
kroptik : you missed.
kyo : oh but i was not attacking... I was evading  
(kroptik stare blanky at  kyo until he turn around' coming at full speed was a pie, sadly sand got hit with the pie)
(staring at kroptik, kyo, break out singing) kyo : pie in your face you big degrace gonna whip your ass all over the place !
(using combination of kicks and still singing) I WILL I WILL BEAT YOU!
(kroptik is now on his knees when kyo take out his sword Zantetsuken)
kyo : listen to me ! i dont' want to fight you i am here to take my lum home !
lum: i am not leaving with you !
kyo: you are not my lum, you may look like her sound like her feel like her. but you are not her.
kropitk: than why you attack us ?
kyo: because it fun :D

[Kroptik]

Kroptik: Fun?! I'll show you fun!

* Kroptik grabs Kyo's sword and breaks it like a toothpick *

Kroptik: I see you don't want me to go easy on you...

* Kroptik grabs Kyo's arm and makes it bend in strange angles, while Kyo tries to get distance *

Kyo: OOWW, my arm!

Kroptik: Pretty amusing.

[kyo]

kyo: my arm...is getting better (kyo arm start to heal with amazing speed)
kyo:that was not a nice thing to do to my sword (picking the hilt of the sword up) regrow Zantetsuken ! (the sword return to the orginal length)

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Kroptik, get out, it's my turn.
Caroline: No you won't!
Watashi: You'll stay here with us...
Aisha: Where you belong.
Dark: Come on, let me have some fun.

[Cosmic King]

*Dark uses his black magic to temporaly exchange bodies with kroptik for 10 mins*

Dark:It is not as powerful as my original body used to be,but this will work (Dark tests his fire-breath on the arena)

Kyo:I thought magic wasnt allowed

Dark:Kid,you are so naive,the real fun of fights resides in winning...no matter what

Kyo:Well then,have at thee

*Both warriors duel using their swords,meanwhile kroptik (inside dark body) is seen trapped i the clutches of 3 ladies)

[SandStorm]

Sand: boooring! MARENOSTRUM, TERRACUORE, SANDSTAR ATTACK!

(well, kyo got stuck in a sand sea until his neck, then, got petrified into rock, and the last blast, shattered him into pieces.)

Kroptik: you messed my fun, sand!

Sand: Well, some vacuum cleaner might clean him wanna a pie? this one is strawberry.

[Cosmic King]

Kroptik:I reckon i am hungry,sandstorm,but while i am at dark's body,i am afraid i cant escape these 3 women,any help?

Sand:Just a minute (sand is about to unleash a sand tsunami when he is stopped by Darkdevil)

[SandStorm]

dark: you won't hurt the girls, won't you?

Sand: nope, but better you exchange bodies with krop again, and have your fun out there xD

[Cosmic King]

Dark:Ok,but i wanna ask ya a favor,oh great ass-asin

Sand:Cut to the chase,dark,soft talking wont work on me

Dark:I want ya to mold me a  body for me to inhabit

Sand:I will see what i can do,demon

*Dark returns to his original body*

Kroptik:Thanks,sandstorm

Sandstorm:Yer welcome,oujin kroptik

Dark:Yeah,yeah,now start building this new body,sandstorm,i want it yesterday

Sand:Take it easy,pussycat,those things cant be made so easy

Kaede:Well,there is a place i know,it is located nearby the Styx Spire,in such place we can find material to give dark a more human body

[SandStorm]

Sand: If he really want a human body.

Dark: Of course i want a human body, get out fast and do it!

Kaede: We will need your blood sample, you don't want to be rejected by your body, won't you?

Dark: This pussy body didn't rejected me, and i didn't spent my blood!

Sand: We are talking about one new, souless body... That cat, was one hell of a victim.

Dark: shut up. OUCH!

Kaede: Blood sample collected, now, let's go on.

Sand: Gimme a list how you would like it, kitty.

[Cosmic King]

Dark:Dunno,amaze me,ass-asin,as long as it isnt so fat or skinny or bald

Sand:Well,i shall take those points in consideration

Kaede:Off we go (sand and kaede summon a flying carpet to bring them to Styx Spire)

Sand:It seems lonely around here,are ya sure it is here?

Kaede:Of course,they announced this place at "Spankboards Illustrated"

*Suddenly an old weird man arrives behind them,kaede screams*

Kaede:Kyaaaaaa!!!!



Sand:Are you the one in charge of here?

Old Man:Aye,foreigners,my name is Conan

Sand and Kaede:(they try to hide their laughter) Well,Mr. Conan,can ya help us devise a soul-less body for a demonic friend of us

"Conan":Well,my services dont come cheap,my friends

Kaede:Dats ok,we brought a lot of gold (throws a huge bag of gold coins)

"Conan":Then it is settled