Topic: Nightmare Battle

[cata]

Cata: Chotto matte! You cheater! This game wasn't fair! We didn't had a referee! I wan't a new match. Right here, right now!

Alumxander: Lol. You can't accept your defeat.

Cata: Eat my shorts (soccer shorts)! You are just with your a55 between your legs!

Alumxander: Ok, ok. Whatever you say.

Cata: Pierluigi Colina (the best referee of soccer of the World and of all times. Too bad that he has retired.) will be the referee. Are you ready?

Alumxander: I'm always ready to put a dress on you.

***Colina starts the game with the challenged with the ball. Cata does a 360º and Alumxander was so confused that he couldn't move and Cata scores***

Crowd: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA H! CATA CATA CATA CATA CATA!

Alumxander: You got lucky!

***Alumxander runs with the ball but when he was going to shot, he misses the ball and falls with his a55 on the field.***

Cata: Thank you!

***Cata runs with the ball and she shots but the ball hits the post and comes back.***

Alumxander: YESSSS!

***Cata jumps and bycicle-kicks the ball and it's a goal.***

sorry for the bad english...

[Cosmic King]

Offtopic: Go and kick his ass,mademoiselle cata,dont worry abou yer english grammar,it is OK

[cata]

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Alumxander: Sheesh! Only 10 minutes have passed and I'm already loosing 0-2...

Cata: Are you quiting?

Alumxander: No. I have an idea.

Cata: Do whatever you want but you can't win. You should already know it.

***Colina restarts the match. Alumxander runs with the ball and shots to the other side of the field. But there wasn't net there. Alumxander teleports to the other side, where the ball was heading to and shots the ball and scores.***

Crowd: YEEEEAAAAAAH!

Alumxander: 1-2, little Cata. Get ready for your dress time.

Cata: Good strategy, but I'm still winning. Besides, I can avoid it.

Alumxander: Let's see if what you say will be true.

***Colina restarts the match and Cata runs, feints Alumxander and runs even faster to the goal. Alumxander teleports to the position of the goalkeeper and prepares to save. Cata runs and pretends to shot the ball to the left, Alumxander falls to the left. Cata shots to the right, right into the net but Alumxander realizes his mistake and teleports to the right and saves the ball. The ball comes back, Cata runs and shots again to the other side and Alumxander teleports again and saves the ball again, but this time he grabs the ball.***

Alumxander: You can't score now. But I can.

Cata: You might be right, but I will find a way to counter-attack your plan.

Alumxander: Keep dreaming my dear. But be sure the be awaken when you wear the beautiful dress that I have picked just for you.

***Alumxander kicks the ball and teleports to where the ball is going. Cata couldn't do anything to avoid it. Cata runs as fast as she can but Alumxander scores.***

Crowd: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

Alumxander: 2-2, little Cata.

Cata: GRRRRRR! The last laugher is the one that is the best laugher.

***Colina ends the first half and sends both players to the dressing rooms.***

[DarkDevil]

Dark: Do you need any help, Miss Cata?
Caroline: You stupid bastard! (Clpas her hands and Dark starts burnning) Feel the fire of my anger over you!

[cata]

Cata: I think that you're the one that needs help right now.

[DarkDevil]

Dark(in agony): Indeed.

[cata]

Cata: I wonder how did I know that you were going to say it.

[DarkDevil]

Offtopic: You must know, as everyone in the forum must.

[Jataru]

"After the fire extinguish Cata accepts the help of Devil because any help is welcome"

Anouncer: And the 2nd half will start with a substitution entering Dark Devil to the field. We will see if can give something to the game. Collina starts the game with Alumxander running with the ball, he wants to end this game but Dark Devil with a good entrance to the ball and starts running to the other side, Dark is very open and SHOOTS the ball. Alumxander is far away and this might be an easy goal but WOW Alumxander teleported himself and defends a difficult shoot. What game we are seeing ladys and gentlemams.
Cata with the ball facing Alumxander, Cata try's to feint Alumxander and his stopped by an hard entrance of Alumxander but the referee say's that is legal, Alumxander starts running and his already in the 20 m.

Alumxander: This will be another goal.

Dark Devil: Not if I stop you.

Anouncer: Whow what a entrance in Alumxander by Dark Devil, and the referee says that is penalty, PENALTY KICK for Alumxander score. Cata's ready in the position of goalkeeper, Alumxander shoots and scores. The score is now 3-2 to Alumxander.

Alumxander: What you will do now Cata?

Cata: I will not quit, never.

Anouncer: Cata starts the game and passes to Dark Devil but when he receives the ball he starts to complain about his leg and in pain shoots the ball to off the 4 lines.

Cata: What is Dark?

Dark: I think I broke my leg.

"After the medical assistents saw Dark they say that he cannot play anymore."

Cata: What I will do now?  I cannot play with one player left.

Anouncer: Looks like Dark Devil will not be able to continue and Cata will player with one left but what's this. A person from the lockerroms is heading to the field, I can only see his blond hair and the nº 10 in the back, his name is....

Jataru: Konbawa (Hi).  

[Kroptik]

Announcer: And the game restarts, with the ball going for the new player Jataru. He passes one, he passes two, he passes three! Three zombies have been left behind and Jataru shows greaty skills with the football.

Alumxander: Not so fast, magician boy.

Announcer: And that was a hard entrance by Alumxander on the nr 10, but the referee says it's legal. He moves ahead, no one to face him except Cata, but Alumxander passes to a teamamte, who shoots ahead. Alumxander teleports again and, as quick as a bullet, shoots and... HE SCORES. 4-2 for Alumxander's team.

Crowd: YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!

Alumxander: Get ready to wear a dress, miss Cata.

Announcer: But wait, what's this?? No, it appears the goal was not legal. The assistant referee seems to have raised the flag. Indeed, Alumxander was offside.

Alumxander: WHAT??!!

Kroptik (A.K.A. one of the assistant referees): I better keep a closer eye on this game...

[cata]

Colina: Sorry but my mind isn't what it used to be. I only noticed now that Cata's team has 2 players and Alumxander's team has only one. Alumxander please pick your partner.

***The available players didn't want to team up with Alumxander, but then appears Vernamon.***

Vernamon: I'll team up with you if you help me with my evil plans.

Alumxander: I don't know you and I don't know if I can trust you. But I have no choice but to team up with you to make Cata wear a dress. Dress up and warm up quickly, please.

Colina: Now the game can proceed.

Anouncer: Looks like we have new blood in the field.

***The 2nd half proceeds from where Dark was injured and Cata passes the ball to Jataru.***

[Kroptik]

Offtopic: What about the zombies I said in my topic...??

[cata]

Offtopic: Zombies aren't players... I guess.

[Kroptik]

Announcer: Wait, what's the referee doing now?? He's heading towards Alumxader and... he showed him the yellow card.

Colina: No zombies allowed, boy, now play by the rules before you get another card.

Offtopic: Fixed.

[cata]

Offtopic: Thanks.